Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 351 念 Spring Tide of Longing 念念春潮 Zhi Yun支云Ancient Romance754k WordsCompleted [Print edition under contract] [Sweet romance and comeuppance, a seemingly gentle but calculating male lead, a fierce and adorable heroine, and intense push-and-pull between the leads] The Marquis of Wuning's daughter is to be married, but the bride hangs herself. The groom is Prince Danshuo, a handsome man who enjoys the emperor's deep trust, and the emperor himself personally arranged the marriage. In their panic, the marquis's household can only find someone to take the bride's place. Cheng 74.9kReads9.4Score10.9kShelves

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   It's hilarious, quirky, a bit insightful yet fun, basically just a bunch of dramatic characters.

2. 352 因 I Was Hunted to the Ends of the Earth for Being Too Handsome 因为长得太帅，被追杀到天涯海角 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Eastern Fantasy204k WordsOngoing Liu Paopao, the Northern Hero, was as famous as Zhan Zhao, the Southern Hero, because he had mastered an extremely mysterious and terrifying martial art: the Sky-Splitting Sword. This supernaturally fast sword technique was so swift that it was completely invisible. It also allowed him to launch attacks from the sky, blotting out the heavens and the sun. Using his mind’s eye and sword energy, he could fill his enemies with such intense fear that they were unable to move, leaving them helpless at 60Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A humorous novel.

3. 353 影 The Actress Is Morally Deficient in All Five Elements, Surviving on Her Foolish Antics 影后她五行缺德，全靠沙雕苟活 Putao Suye葡萄苏耶Modern Romance325k WordsCompleted While slacking off at work, Lu Xi read a novel about a strong female lead. Its title differed from her own name by just one character. She was thoroughly enjoying it when the female lead was sacrificed. Lu Xi was waiting for the heroine to strike back at the Heavenly Dao or devour it instead. Then the author applied to end the story. Lu Xi: Curses.jpg After her soul transmigrated into Lu Yinxi, she rejected every privilege that came with being a strong female lead and wreaked havoc on a dati 2.3kReads8.8Score211Shelves
4. 354 提 The Forensic Lady Plays by Her Own Rules 提刑夫人她不讲武德 Andersen Lives Next Door隔壁住着安徒生Historical216k WordsCompleted A scheming “swindler” sets her sights on an amnesiac magistrate. She thought she had everything under control, but ended up swindling him out of his money and his virtue, and stealing his heart too. 1.3kReads9.4Score136Shelves
5. 355 金 Mr. Jin, Your Wife Has Run Away with Your Daughter Again! 金总，太太又带小姐离家出走了！ Jin Er斤二Modern Romance355k WordsCompleted Prissy troublemaker x shameless rogue Childhood sweethearts x regret and redemption x happy ending In their third year of marriage, Lu Ying asked for a divorce. The man sat carelessly, his long, phoenix-shaped eyes nonchalant. “Is this because I went with her to the hospital but didn't go with you?” Lu Ying: “Yes.” “Fine,” he said, clearly not taking it seriously. “Then I won't go with you anymore.” Lu Ying: “I'll leave with nothing.” The unruliness vanished from his eyes. With the speed of 116.2kReads8.9Score11.9kShelves
6. 356 满 The Whole Sect Is Crazy, and It's All Thanks to Our Little Junior Sister 满门癫佬，全靠小师妹带飞 Wild Peach野桃儿Fantastical Romance658k WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + absurd comedy + outrageous antics + everyone’s favorite] After Li Li worked herself to death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a cannon-fodder female supporting character. Her only purpose was to be a stepping stone for the heroine. If the heroine wanted a spirit sword, she took Li Li’s. If she wanted resources, she took Li Li’s. She even stole Li Li’s own father. Li Li packed up and fled down the mountain that very night, only to be picked up halfway by a c 47.3kReads8.8Score7.2kShelves

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   No romantic pairing, it's hilarious!

7. 357 她 She Hid Under the Covers for Three Years 她在被子里躲了三年 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted She Hid Under the Covers for Three Years 18Reads—Score—Shelves

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   First transaction: At 3 AM, 50,000 yuan was deposited into your salary account. Second transaction: Old Zhang, who sits across from you, has an empty workstation. Third transaction: The HR person smiles and asks, "Are you working overtime tonight?"—You suddenly remember that Old Zhang said before he left that some people at this company just "vanish" after working there for a while.

8. 358 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 43.1kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves

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   [Laugh][Flying kiss] Holy crap, this is a masterpiece! It's definitely Tomato's only masterpiece. It's so funny, the more you read, the funnier it gets, the more you want to read, and you can't wait to finish it in one go. It's a novel I'd stay up all night to finish.

9. 359 他 He Read All 1,847 of My Private Posts Over Three Years, Just to Dissect Me 他看光我3年1847条私密动态，只为解剖我 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted He Spent Three Years Reading My 1,847 Private Posts, All So He Could Dissect Me 6Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 360 网EN Online Game: God-Tier Assassin—I Am the Shadow! 网游：神级刺客，我即是暗影！ One for Three Yuan三元一只Sports5.3M WordsOngoing [Online game, assassin, game merges with reality, stats-focused] The mysterious game Godforsaken arrives. Players can kill monsters to gain lifespan, then spend that lifespan to bring their in-game abilities into reality! And so the supernatural descends, and disaster spreads across Blue Star! In his previous life, Qin Feng and his younger sister, Qin Xiaoyou, grew stronger until they were among the world’s top hundred. In the end, though, his star-chasing sister gouged out his eyes to give his 256.1kReads9.1Score30kShelves
11. 361 她 Among Her Hundreds of Millions in Assets, She Couldn’t Find One Free Face 她在上亿资产里，找不到一张免费的脸 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯16k WordsCompleted Among assets worth hundreds of millions, she couldn't find a single free face. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 362 开 From the Start, I Have Hundreds of Millions in Hell Money: I'm Invincible in the Age of the Uncanny 开局冥币亿万：诡异时代我无敌 Sis, Don't Be Like That姐姐别这样Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Supernatural horror + apocalypse + tycoon + ghost money + rules + comedy + no heroine + fast-paced power fantasy (buys a supernatural-horror site by chapter 7, keeps buying everything without dragging things out, and buys an entire city in 200,000 words) + mid-story twists + late-game rule deduction] The supernatural apocalypse arrives, and evil ghosts run rampant. Within the rules, ghosts cannot kill people. While countless people struggle to survive the apocalypse, carefully searching for a w 137.8kReads9.4Score15kShelves
13. 363 他 He Said I Had a Small Nose, So I Made Him Lose It 他说我鼻子小，后来我把他整破防了 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted He said I had a small nose. Then I completely broke him. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 364 玄 Boundless Mystic Medicine: My CEO Wife Stands by Me as We Protect the World 玄医无界：总裁娇妻伴我守全球 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵Urban494k WordsCompleted On a stormy night in Yuncheng, Lin Chen, heir to the mystical art of medicine, marries Su Wanqing, the CEO of the Su Corporation, under a contract. She possesses a bloodline tied to spiritual jade and is plagued by evil spirits. Their marriage begins as a deal that benefits them both, but one crisis after another brings them closer and awakens genuine feelings. He uses black iron needles to dispel evil spirits and spiritual herbs to cure strange ailments, while she protects him with the power of 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's a genuine expression of emotion, a true reflection of reality, and the author dares to speak and write. Thumbs up for the author! 👍

15. 365 我 The Last Thing My Mom Said Before She Died Was, “Niannian, Whatever You Do, Don’t Get Married.” 我妈临死前说的最后一句话是：“念念，千万别结婚。” A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted The last thing my mother said before she died was: “Niannian, whatever you do, don't get married.” 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 366 性 Sexual Healing Clinic: My Twofold Examination 性愈诊室：我的双重叩问 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵14k WordsCompleted Sexual Healing Clinic: My Twofold Question 1.1kReads—Score110Shelves
17. 367 加 Love Loading: 95%. One Look at You and I Crash 加载95%的爱意，一见面就死机 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted Love loaded to 95%, then he crashes the moment we meet. —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 368 我 I Give SPAs at a Women’s Prison 我在女子监狱做SPA Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵11k WordsCompleted I Run a Spa in a Women's Prison 670Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 369 那 That Hand Moves Faster Than the Brain 那只手比脑子快 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted That hand moved faster than my brain. —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 370 小 The Little Black Alley: I Pinned My First Love Against the Wall 小黑巷子：我壁咚了初恋 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵10k WordsCompleted The Dark Alley: I Pinned My First Love Against the Wall 147Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 371 我 I'm Childfree, and I Specifically Picked a Divorced Dad 我，丁克，专门找了个带娃的二婚男 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted I'm childfree, and I deliberately found a twice-married man with a kid. —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 372 重 “Seeking a Child for a Large Reward” Isn’t a Scam, It’s Fate “重金求子”不是骗局，是缘分 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted “Paying a Huge Sum for a Child” Isn't a Scam, It's Fate 185Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 373 你 I Don’t Accept Your “Concern” 你的“关心”，我不收 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯10k WordsCompleted I don't accept your “concern.” —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 374 当 A Nude Model’s Brush with the “Casting Couch” 当平面模特，遇上“潜规则” Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵10k WordsCompleted Working as a Fashion Model, I Encountered “Casting Couch” 115Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 375 洗 All Cleaned Up 洗白白 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯10k WordsCompleted All cleaned up —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 376 大 A Must-Read for College Students: My Student Loan Pitfalls and Road to Repayment 大学生必看：我的网贷“踩坑”与上岸实录 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵11k WordsCompleted A Must-Read for College Students: My Student Loan Pitfalls and Road to Recovery 50Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 377 他 He Went Through My 1,847 Moments, Screenshotted Every Frame, and Said It Was for a Book 他看完我1847条瞬间，每一帧都截图，说是为了写本书 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted He read all 1,847 of my Moments posts and screenshotted every frame, saying it was for a book he was writing. —Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 378 东 A Day in Tokyo: From Adult Film Star to Tour Guide 东京一日：从女优到导游 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵14k WordsCompleted One Day in Tokyo: From Adult Actress to Tour Guide —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 379 长 Long-Term Dating Partner 长择搭子 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted A long-term dating partner. —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 380 全 The Only Guy at School: They All Want to Keep Me Company, but I Still Think About My Ex 全校就我一个男生：她们都想陪我，我却念着前任 Stubborn City Soldier倔强的城市小兵17k WordsCompleted I'm the Only Boy at School: They All Want to Be with Me, but I Still Think About My Ex 105Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 381 连 A Serial Killer Rented a Room and Accidentally Moved Into the Criminal Police Captain's Home 连环杀人犯租房子，不小心租进刑警队长家里了 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸7k WordsCompleted A serial killer rents a place by accident, and ends up living with the captain of the criminal investigation team. 220Reads—Score—Shelves

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    An interesting novel.

32. 382 她 She Said She'd Vanish from the World, and Netizens Called Her Dramatic, Until She Really Disappeared for 30 Days 她说要人间蒸发，网友却骂她矫情，直到她真消失了30天 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted She said she wanted to vanish from the world, but online commenters called her dramatic, until she really disappeared for 30 days. —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 383 丹EN The Supreme Sage of Alchemy 丹道第一圣 Third Brother of Shituo Ridge狮驼岭老三Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted As a max-level alchemist, is it really that unreasonable to eat pills for every meal? And learning martial arts to become invincible for self-defense makes perfect sense, right? The year's breakout hit [No System, genius protagonist, invincible lead, ensemble cast] 187.5kReads9.3Score22.3kShelves
34. 384 他 The Day He Stood Me Up, I Changed Outfits Three Times 他放我鸽子那天，我换了三套衣服 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted The day he stood me up, I changed outfits three times. —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 385 规 Rule Horror: Strange Things Lurk in My Family's Old House 规则怪谈：我家老宅藏着怪事 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩26k WordsCompleted Rule Horror: Strange Things Lurk in My Old Family Home 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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36. 386 太 Amazing! This Healer Can Use Poison! 太妙了！这个奶妈居然会用毒！ Lazy Little Assassin摸鱼小刺客Sports1.0M WordsCompleted [Class change for all + awakening + comedy + partly game-like + System + invincible] The game descends, and the priest's talent is immortality. Their divine skill is [Poisonous Healing]. Healers are weak? Healers can also become invincible from the start! [Poisonous Healing] drains 1% of the target's health every second for 100 seconds. It can stack without limit, and its cooldown is only one second... How is that poison? It's the King of Hell coming to claim your life! No one can last as long a 15.2kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves

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    💥💥💥In this era of universal class switching, everyone wants to awaken a powerful combat class, but Li Xunle tragically ends up as a healer, ridiculed by everyone. Luckily, he activates a god-level talent: infinitely stacking poison! Originally a support, he unleashes a poison mist in team battles, causing enemies' health to plummet, leaving them questioning their existence. Teammates surrounded? He counters with a poison explosion, instantly turning the tide of battle. With the gentle hands of a healer wielding the most powerful poison techniques, watch how Li Xunle uses poison healing to rewrite the fate of the weak and dominate this world!

37. 387 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban373k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.8kReads—Score103Shelves

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    The writing style is witty and humorous, the male lead is incredibly powerful, and there are many female leads.

38. 388 初 First-Kiss Appraiser 初吻鉴定师 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯8k WordsCompleted First Kiss Appraiser 4Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 389 读 Ghost-Reading Master: I Can See Through the Thoughts of Every Ghost in the World 《读鬼大师：全世界阿飘的心思被我看穿了》 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩86k WordsCompleted Ghost-Reading Master: I Can See Through the Thoughts of Every Ghost in the World —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 390 我 After My Dad Died, a Streamer Made Enough to Buy a House with His Broom 我爸死后，女主播拿他的扫把，赚了一套房 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted After My Dad Died, a Streamer Used His Broom to Earn Enough for a House 1Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 391 护 Night Shift Rules for Nurses 护士夜班守则 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩10k WordsCompleted Night Shift Rules for Nurses 1Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 392 结 After Three Years of Splitting Everything 50/50, He Used the Money for My Milk Tea to Meet an Online Date 结婚三年AA制，他用给我买的奶茶钱，约女网友奔现 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted We Split Everything 50/50 for Three Years of Marriage. He Used the Money for My Milk Tea to Meet an Online Date in Person 2Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 393 我 I Can See Martial Arts Realms 我能看见武道境界 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩11k WordsCompleted I Can See Martial Arts Realms 1Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 394 五 Bloodline Bought Out for 500,000 五十万买断的血脉 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯10k WordsCompleted A Bloodline Bought Out for Five Hundred Thousand —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 395 觉 Awakened to Martial Arts, I Can Copy Other People's Combat Instincts 觉醒武道，我能复制别人的战斗本能 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩16k WordsCompleted Awakening the Martial Way, I Can Copy Other People's Combat Instincts 1Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 396 树EN The Tree Spirit Aunt Raises Kids, and She's Killing It 树精小姨养娃，她杀疯了 The Wind Goes Whoosh大风呼呼的Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted No romance + lighthearted comedy + ridiculous everyday antics + villain education at its finest! Village → county town → prefectural city → capital. This series of mini-arcs keeps leveling up, delivering both laughs and satisfying moments. Jin Shanyao had cultivated for a thousand years and finally ascended, only to be stopped outside the Southern Heavenly Gate because she still owed someone a favor and couldn’t be granted divine status. What’s the difference between a deity without a divine tit 42.5kReads9.3Score7.1kShelves

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    I stayed up all night reading this book; it was so interesting and hilarious!

47. 397 直 Livestream: The Birth of the King of Lurking 直播：苟王的诞生 Fushan Library斧山图书馆Urban955k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Infinite Flow] [Scheming] [Not an Invincible Protagonist] [No Female Lead or One Female Lead] Billions of viewers in the Livestream room watch Ye Xiao, who's been hiding in a corner without moving for three days and nights, on the verge of breaking down. Other people are livestreaming. This is just a still image. “I want to chop him up.” “It's already the third day, right? He's still hiding?” “How can anyone be so shameless?” “As expected of the King of Hiding.” “I left, but then I 892Reads8.3Score100Shelves

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    Hilarious! The second one is the absolute funniest. The last two have a romantic pairing but are still hilarious. I've already recommended them to you, so you can check them out when you're interested. The second to last one is seriously, really, really funny!

48. 398 我 Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns 46kReads8.7Score4.3kShelves

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    A mortal's journey to immortality, without elaborate costumes or sectarian conflicts, without deep-seated grudges, just pure hilarious fun! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

49. 399 我 I Was Jealous That My Childhood Friend Married Well, Until She Sent Me That Message Late at Night 我嫉妒发小嫁得好，直到她深夜发来那条消息 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯12k WordsCompleted I Was Jealous That My Childhood Friend Had Married Well, Until She Sent Me That Message in the Middle of the Night 1Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 400 苟 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters 苟富贵，养姐妹 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] [No romance] [Food fiction] [Everyday money-making] (Synopsis: “By the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: Empress Shen has harmed the imperial heir, a crime beyond forgiveness. She is to be confined to the Cold Palace and reflect on her actions. So decreed!” Xu Yao: … Shen Ning: ???? Kid, got a lot of questions, huh? The commotion caught Shen Ning’s attention. She turned around and eyed Pei Xingchuan, dressed head to toe in black. “An assassin??” Pei Xingchuan: “…” Woul 5.1kReads9.4Score532Shelves

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    Hilarious no-romance story, anyone understand? I laughed myself to death in bed in the middle of the night!!!

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