Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？
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My Eighteen-Year-Old Landlady 我的18岁女房东
My 18-Year-Old Landlady
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The Metaphysics Master Eats Her Own Gossip Every Day 玄学大佬每天都在吃自己的瓜
(Metaphysical, no romance, feel-good story, no logic, with showbiz elements, though the heroine won’t enter showbiz) Shen Yu, a great survivalist, was forced into seclusion when a cataclysm struck and the Heavenly Dao perished. By the time she ventures out again, the world has changed. Phones? Surveillance cameras? Airplanes? Cannons? Good heavens, this world is even more dangerous than the cultivation world! No need to panic. She’ll quietly cultivate and keep a low profile until she’s invincibl
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I Have an Immortal Mountain in the Countryside 我在乡下有座仙山
[Urban cultivation + rural underdog comeback + thrilling wish fulfillment] Zhang Wei, a poor young man from the depths of the mountains, was patient and devoted to his parents from childhood. But on his third-year college birthday, a rich classmate set him up and beat him to death. He thought his life had ended, but a gray stone slab that gathered souls, hidden in a cave in the backyard vegetable garden of his family home, pulled him back from the morgue. It also unexpectedly unlocked a vast tro
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- 1404 My Livestream Is So Wild, Even the Police Follow Me 直播太过劲爆，警察给我点关注 Zhang Yifan transmigrates to a parallel world, only to become a newly recruited cannon fodder soldier in an extremely dangerous war zone. "Dear Host, the 10086 smart System is at your service around the clock. We hope you will soon become one of the world's most influential and successful people and dominate the globe." "Host has acquired the all-around livestreaming System. Begin your livestreaming life now." "Host has acquired Serum No. 1. It can enhance your physique and make you the manliest 6.1kReads8.1Score398Shelves
- 1405 The Fist Beneath the Mountain 山下的拳 Fists Beneath the Mountain 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1406 The Little Prodigy of the Northern Ma Clan 北马小神童 A strange story set in a small town ninety years later. The heroine begins her shamanic calling at thirteen. On the day she was born, all the fox, yellow weasel, white weasel, willow, and rat spirits within a ten-kilometer radius knelt to welcome her. Then came a series of miraculous experiences. 10.2kReads9.5Score949Shelves
- 1407 The Beggar God Emerges 丐神出世 The Beggar God Emerges 69Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了
[Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act
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- 1409 Neither Human, Demon, Nor Immortal 非人非魔亦非仙 A sudden, mysterious catastrophe swept across the world, and fate mercilessly dragged the young Wang Zi'an into the depths of despair. He became the sole survivor, like a lonely star shining in the darkness and drawing countless greedy eyes. Two major factions sought to uncover the unknown source of power within the boy. They cruelly killed Wang Zi'an and tossed his corpse to a pack of wolves like garbage. Though fate had toyed with him, fortune smiled upon the boy, and disaster brought him an i 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1410 Frontier Warrior King: I Subdue the Immortal Realm with Military Law 戍边兵王：我以军法镇仙界 Frontier Soldier King: I Use Military Law to Subdue the Immortal Realm —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Riding a Pig Down the Mountain: My Goofy Master Is Missing Virtue in Her Five Elements 骑猪下山，逗比师尊她五行缺德
Synopsis: These days, people transmigrate into books everywhere you look, and Rong Zi just happens to get swept up in the trend. She wakes up as a disposable supporting character in a cultivation novel, only to stumble straight into the scene of a murder from the original story. According to the plot, the heroine will kill her to silence her. She’s reached her peak the moment she transmigrates, and her career will be over before it begins. To stay alive, Rong Zi quickly rides a pig down the moun
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- 1412 Intrigue Within the Palace Walls 宫墙内博弈 Power Struggles Within the Palace Walls 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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I’m Only Two! What’s with This Comeback System? 我才两岁，逆袭系统什么鬼？
Well, here I am in a high-martial world, two years old, and the comeback System is forty years ahead of schedule! [At forty-two, you are the son of the Great Xia Martial Saint, yet you have achieved nothing. You haven’t even advanced beyond the fourth realm of martial arts...] [Now, at the age of forty, try to make the Chinese Martial Saint, who hasn’t smiled in thirty years, crack even the slightest smile.] [Mission reward: Dao Embryo Pill.] Lu Yu, one year and two months old by actual age but
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- 1414 Reborn as a Hero of the War Against Japan 重生之抗日英雄 Reborn as a Hero of the War Against Japan 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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Urban Legends: Who Let This Taoist Priest In Here? 怪谈：谁放这个道士进这里的？
This book has a short drama adaptation. Rules of Terror: This Taoist Priest Is Acting Strange. Now streaming [No Female Lead] [Hilarious] [Hotheaded Hero] [Supernatural] [National Destiny] Rules of Terror descend upon the world, and the Dragon Nation loses five rounds in a row. For the sixth round, Chen Yang is chosen to represent his country. Just as the nation assumes he is an ordinary nobody, Chen Yang takes off his jacket, revealing the yellow robe underneath. Chen Yang: "Yee-hee-hee! Ever s
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- 1416 You Got the Wrong Person! I Don't Sell Drugs, I Sell Rock Candy 抓错人了，我没贩毒我卖的是冰糖 “You can call Uncle Dong. Uncle Dong is happy about that, but he doesn’t like the way you just spoke to him.” Li Yaodong transmigrated to a parallel world and became a contestant on the show Career Challenge. On the show, he had to keep adding drama to his role to stand out. But the first job he drew was a villager, a role that didn’t leave much room for theatrics. Then, just as he was wondering what to do, a notification sounded: [Ding! Occupation detected: Villager. Drama-Adding System activat 6.2kReads8.4Score533Shelves
- 1417 Transmigrated as an Ancient Chinese Special Forces Soldier with a Sword 穿越之古代「利剑」特种兵 A Special Forces Soldier with a Sword Transmigrates to Ancient Times 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1418 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 7.2kReads9.2Score707Shelves
- 1419 Why Are You All Staring at Me? I'm a Socially Anxious Mama's Boy! 你们盯我干嘛？崽崽我社恐啊！ When Yu Xiaoxiao opens her eyes, she finds herself transmigrated to an interstellar world where children are cherished and protected above all else. At three years old, she has ten adults looking after her. They all stare intently as she eats, sleeps, and goes to the bathroom... As a socially anxious person, she is completely overwhelmed. Oh my god! Who am I? Where am I? What should I do?! Luckily, there's a way out. This is only a temporary home after she was allegedly abused. She'll be free on 5.2kReads8.9Score558Shelves
- 1420 Reborn to a Bright Future 重生后前程似锦 A Bright Future After Being Reborn 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1421 How I Summoned the Fourth Calamity 关于我召唤了第四天灾这件事 [Wasteland Survival] + [Infrastructure Building] + [The Fourth Calamity] + [No Romance] The Fourth Calamity refers to players whose thoughts, actions, and goals in the game are all unpredictable. Luo Zhi transmigrates to Blue Star after the great cataclysm, becoming a noble young lady in a shantytown with a radiation level of 90 percent, on the verge of death. The original owner had no family, no friends, and not even any memories, but she did have a System that claimed it could summon The Fourt 3.9kReads8.9Score494Shelves
- 1422 I Saved the Whole Village, but Couldn’t Protect My Brother 我救了全村，却没有保护好兄弟 I Saved the Whole Village, but Failed to Protect My Brother 99Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1423 Reincarnated as a Divine Tree, I’m Building a Yin Soldier Clan 转生神树，我打造阴兵家族 [Ensemble Cast + System + Clan Saga + No Female Lead + The Protagonist Isn’t Human!] Clan Chief, this is bad! One of our people is injured! Quick, take them to the Divine Tree! Clan Chief, this is bad! One of our people is on the brink of death! Quick, take them to the Divine Tree! Clan Chief, this is bad! One of our people just passed away! Quick, take them to the Divine Tree. We can’t let the body get cold on the way! Reincarnated as a frail locust tree, Ji Yang only wanted to bask in the sun, 101.1kReads8.8Score11.6kShelves
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In the 1980s, I Opened My Eyes and Pounced on the Broad-Shouldered, Slim-Waisted, Cold Military Officer 八零睁眼就扑倒宽肩细腰高冷军少
[Military Marriage + Satisfying Revenge, No Taking Abuse + Devoted Hero + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Family Life + Officers + Commanders + King of Soldiers] When Shen Xia wakes up after getting a second chance at life, there’s a man with an eight-pack beside her, his arm wrapped around her waist. She tries to slip away quietly, but he pulls her closer until their noses are almost touching. “Don’t move.” He holds her wrist, leaving no room for resistance. She lies against his strong chest
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- 1425 The Nation’s Beloved Four-Year-Old Takes Her Soldier Brothers on a Transmigration 全国团宠：四岁宝宝带兵哥哥穿越 [Truly Adorable Child + Everyone’s Darling + Feel-Good Revenge + The Nation Is Her Real Dad + No Romance] Ever since her mother fell ill and passed away, Mu Chen has been a child with no one to love her. Her father married a stepmother and had a son, so he paid even less attention to Mu Chen. Mu Chen never gets enough to eat. Like the old man next door who collects scrap, she sneaks out every day to collect empty water bottles and sell them, just to buy a little food for her tummy. One day, Mu C 33.2kReads9.5Score3.7kShelves
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Love Makes a Home 有爱才有家
Where There Is Love, There Is a Home
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- 1427 Survival at Sea: The Female Lead's Combat Power Is Off the Charts 海上求生：女主她武力值爆表了 [Transmigration + Survival for All + No Romance + Strong Female Lead + Stockpiling + Infrastructure Building] [The heroine is the strongest person in the world, bar none] [She's no self-sacrificing saint. Many choices are made for the benefits they bring] The world changes overnight. A mysterious System descends, and people across the globe transmigrate to a world of survival. You start with a raft, and must fish for all your resources. Your family is nowhere to be found, and loneliness lasts fo 4.2kReads8.9Score342Shelves
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Reborn as a Young Chaoshan Doctor, Master of Medicine 医道天尊，重生潮汕青年
After being reborn, Chen Renhao carries memories of ten thousand years of cultivation and the origin of the Chaos Yin-Yang Scripture. He can also see at a glance the hidden Xuan Yin Evil Chill Poison inside the campus belle. The grudges of his past life remain unresolved, and trouble has already arrived in this one: his ex-girlfriend has dumped him for being poor and attached herself to a rich heir, while the campus belle's poison and the mastermind behind it conceal a looming threat. Even this
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My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！
[Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing
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- 1430 Transmigrated as an Unlucky Villain, I’m Giving Up and Taking It Easy 穿成倒霉反派后，我直接摆烂了 Also known as: After the Villainess Gives Up, She Still Holds Power Over the Court [Content warnings: Ensemble cast! Ensemble cast! Ensemble cast! Goofy humor! Goofy humor! Goofy humor! Lots of unserious everyday moments, slow pacing] Cross-dressing as a man + a little political scheming + lighthearted comedy + ensemble cast + a touch of the supernatural The protagonist has a romance, but it doesn't take up much of the story. She is a true villain, the kind who is destined to fight the original 1.4kReads9.1Score154Shelves
- 1431 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
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The Secret Identity Big Shot Becomes a Powerful Patron 马甲大佬成为金大腿以后
(No fixed CP + heartwarming + wild imagination + metaphysics + comedy + revenge + secret identities) Yun Shu was fifteen when she learned she was the long-lost daughter of the Yun family. At the time, she was living wild in the mountains, cosplaying as Tarzan from next door every day. It wasn't until someone pulled her down from the vines of love that she learned she had acquired a pair of adoptive parents and an older brother and sister. Yun Shu, who knew nothing about social graces but underst
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- 1433 Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊，系统被始皇截胡了 [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 29.6kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves
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Song of the Dark Phoenix 玄鸟殷歌
At the dawn of the Shang dynasty, the first divine oracle descended from the heavens. It foretold that the dynasty would fall after six hundred years. From then on, every Shang king had to enter the underground palace before his coronation and have the prophecy carved into his bones. They were not kings, but prisoners chosen for the role. When Yin Xin ascended the throne and offered sacrifices to Heaven, the Heavenly Dao delivered another oracle: the Shang dynasty would fall because of Xin! Yin
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- 1435 Become a Wild God from the Start? I Prove Myself a True God Through Worship! 开局成野神？我靠香火证道真神！ [No Female Lead + Slow-Burn] After an accident, Song Xuanqing transmigrated to a strange world where immortals no longer existed and gods and Buddhas had vanished. In this world, monsters and evil spirits ran rampant, ghosts devoured people, wicked arts flourished across the land, and immortal mountains, gods, and Buddhas were nowhere to be found. Demons wreaked havoc, ghosts caused chaos, and heretical practitioners used evil arts to eat people and refine pills. Ordinary folk lived in constan 108.8kReads9.1Score8.9kShelves
- 1436 Turning Heaven and Earth Upside Down: The Way of Mortals 逆转乾坤，凡人道 On the Tianxuan Continent, cultivation has reached an advanced level, but the “Nine Great Clans” monopolize all resources. Bloodline determines your starting point, cultivation techniques are kept secret, and rogue cultivators have no hope of rising above their station. The official slogan is “Heaven is impartial and always favors the good,” but the reality is “Your birth determines your fate, and the strong only grow stronger.” 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn in the Apocalypse, the Unhinged Big Shot Has a Bottomless Appetite 末世重生，疯批大佬是个嘴馋的
Apocalypse + Reborn + Food + Pocket Dimension + No Romance (There is a male lead, but NO romance!!!) A meteorite crash triggers global mutations. Plants mutate, animals mutate, insects mutate... Cities turn into jungles, and the food chain is rewritten. When Yao Tao is reborn, she discovers that her pocket dimension has gained a new ability: it can purify mutations. The terrifying mutated sheep become delicious roasted lamb, lamb pilaf, and lamb stew in her hands. The mutated fish that can swall
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- 1438 The Empire's First Prince Consort 帝国第一驸马 [New book release: The Rebellious Son Is Invincible, the final installment of the Empire Trilogy] Guan Ning transmigrates, hoping to live a carefree life of wine, women, and luxury as a young prince. Instead, he becomes a prince consort whose engagement has been broken off. Rumor has it that no dynasty can last more than 300 years. The Great Kang Dynasty is at that very threshold: a golden age is in turmoil, loyal ministers are being persecuted, and an age of chaos is about to begin. He will top 113.8kReads9.1Score10.6kShelves
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The Flower-Pinned Young Man 簪花少年郎
When they first met, Qiao Yanan mistook the young man's sex, taking the breathtakingly beautiful youth for a girl. Thinking they were both fellow sufferers in this world, she treated “her” with great warmth, stirring the young man's heart. Once his identity was revealed, Qiao Yanan asked him to pose as her fake fiancé for her own safety. Having fallen for a beautiful young woman, the boy's heart beat faster and faster. He gladly accepted his new fiancée and did everything he could to turn their
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- 1440 Why Not Sail Together 何不同舟渡 "The print edition under the same title is available to buy online" [No golden finger, no transmigration, no rebirth. A pure historical romance about family and country, with high-IQ espionage and political intrigue] [A double agent undercover + a petty thief who grows: a lone wolf plays a game of raising a rabbit, gives her fangs, then insists they run away together] In a chaotic age, she is a thief worth less than a blade of grass, willing to do whatever it takes to stay alive. She steals ten 143kReads9.7Score106.8kShelves
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A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身
Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello
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Starting with Ying Zheng: Emperors of Every Dynasty Arrive One After Another 从嬴政开始：历代君王陆续降临
[Lighthearted + humorous + adventure] History buffs, enter at your own risk After Qin Shi Huang died, he was transported to a walled city. One day inside equaled one year in the outside world. Each time the city gates opened, the setting was different, bringing all kinds of fantastical adventures. On the third day, Hu Hai arrived. “Father, you have to get justice for me!” Twelve days later, Liu Bang arrived. “Brother Zheng, don't tell me you still don't know your Qin has fallen!” Wang Mang arriv
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- 1443 If You Don't Understand, Don't Talk Nonsense: This Isn't a Mixed Spiritual Root 不懂别乱说，我这不是杂灵根 Xiao Yun transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, convinced that as someone from another world, he must have extraordinary talent. But the test reveals he has a mixed spirit root! He is even rejected as a servant disciple. With no one else willing to take him in, the senior sister of Little Bamboo Peak gives him a home. That very day, he completes the Qi Refining stage, and masters every cultivation technique as soon as he learns it... At the Seven Peaks Tournament six months later, the 41.8kReads7.6Score4.1kShelves
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The Carefree Mountain Village Divine Doctor 逍遥山村神医
[Alluring countryside, passionate sister-in-law, multiple heroines, rags-to-riches comeback] While in college, Fan Yunpeng offended the powerful and had one of his legs broken. He returned to his village and took up work as a pig castrator. Then, by a stroke of luck, he obtained an immortal inheritance and became a master healer. From then on, he soared to success...
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- 1445 The Invincible Mountain Village Miracle Doctor 无敌山村神医 Feel-good medical fiction | Rags-to-riches comeback | Farming and fortune Xiang Yunfei, an orphan with an intellectual disability, had endured countless sneers. While helping a friend, he unexpectedly awakened a divine healer’s inheritance! One needle cures a hundred illnesses, one medicine brings the dead back to life! From then on, the village bully feared him, his neighbors respected him, and beautiful women fell for him! Put the worst troublemakers in their place, heal the sick and save live 7.8kReads8.9Score938Shelves
- 1446 The Ultimate Village Doctor 极品村神医 [Rural miracle doctor + get rich + farming] Ye Xiaofan has terminal cancer and thinks he doesn’t have long to live. By a twist of fate, he recovers and gains peerless medical skills and an immortal cultivation art. He can cure any rare or difficult illness with ease, and he’s not afraid to take on anyone, face-slapping expert after expert. Watch as this ordinary man climbs, step by step, to the peak of life... 2kReads8.9Score340Shelves
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Come on, Come on! Bow to Your Three-Year-Old Ancestor! 嘬嘬嘬来给你三岁的老祖宗磕一个
[Everyone’s Darling, Adorable Little One, No CP, Max-Level Ruthless Big Shot, Metaphysics, Satisfying Read] Zuo You was the youngest elder of the Supreme Mystic Sect. At three and a half, she fell asleep in the cultivation world and woke up thousands of years later in the modern era. Tears soaked Zuo You’s little rice bowl. She counted on her fingers eight times, but still couldn’t figure out how old several thousand years plus three and a half was. Someone told her, “Everything from thousands o
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My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总，会点读心术怎么了？
This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h
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