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Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的,有木有?

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  1. 251 I Was Reborn, and This Time I'm Going on a Rampage 我重生了,这一世我嘎嘎乱杀 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted In my past life, I was schemed against and killed by Bai Lianhua and Liu Ruyan! This time, I'll send every one of the people who hurt me straight to hell! Seeing them hate me to the bone yet be powerless to do anything about it is so satisfying! This time, let me weave the path that sends you all to hell! I'm the head of the Wen family business. Watch me put men aside and focus on my career. I'm the leading lady of my own story! I just love building my business! When I try to put men aside, they 1.7kReads9.4Score178Shelves
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  2. 252 After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is on His Wife-Chasing Road to Ruin! 离婚后,总裁前夫他火葬场了! Modern Romance11k WordsCompleted After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is Desperate to Win Me Back! 15Reads—Score—Shelves
  3. 253 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后,全员觉醒了 Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 46.5kReads9.4Score7kShelves
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  4. 254 Five Years of Waiting Came to Nothing: My Husband Brings His New Love to Demand a Divorce 五年痴等成空,夫君带女逼我和离 Ancient Romance604k WordsCompleted [Both Chaste] [Romance with His Older Brother's Wife] [Male-Male Story] [The Male Lead is repeatedly seen completely naked but stays faithful. Later, what looks like infidelity is actually a guard in disguise; the male lead remains devoted to the female lead throughout.] [Dear readers, we're very sorry! When you reach Chapter 139, please skip straight to Chapter 146. Chapters 140 to 145 are inconsistent and can be ignored.] On their wedding night, unrest broke out at the border, and her husband 5.9kReads9.3Score457Shelves
  5. 255 Summer Confession on Campus 校园青上之夏日告白 Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted A Summer Confession on Campus 6Reads—Score—Shelves
  6. 256 My Mother Set Me Up, So I Married an Older Man Instead. Now My Trash Ex Is on His Knees 被亲妈做局后,我反手嫁年上,渣男跪了 24k WordsCompleted After my own mother set me up, I turned around and married an older man. My scumbag ex ended up on his knees. 369Reads—Score100Shelves
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  7. 257 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 58.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves
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  8. 258 A Trial Romance with My Contract Husband 试爱我的合约老公 Modern Romance14k WordsCompleted Try Falling in Love with My Contract Husband 61Reads—Score—Shelves
  9. 259 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子,靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.3kReads6.3Score819Shelves
  10. 260 He Actually Stole My Wife 他竟偷走我的妻 Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted He Actually Stole My Wife 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
  11. 261 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 339.3kReads9.4Score32.8kShelves
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  12. 262 Liu Ruyan's Bewitching Captive Love 柳如烟的蛊心囚爱 Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted Liu Ruyan’s Enchanted Captive Love 49Reads—Score—Shelves
  13. 263 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤,全民求我当总统 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
  14. 264 She Ran After Her First Love at Our Wedding 婚礼上她追着白月光跑了 8k WordsCompleted She ran after her first love at our wedding. 182Reads—Score—Shelves
  15. 265 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂,还没有素质 Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 96.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves
  16. 266 The Max-Level Enchantress Became Human and Got Rich Selling Medicine 满级妖精变成人后,靠卖药暴富 Modern Romance681k WordsCompleted What’s it like to turn from a blade of grass into a person? Jiang Cao has just one thought: When it rains, it pours! She’s hit rock bottom! She was fast asleep, then woke up to find she had to earn money and might not even have food for the next meal! No romance! No romance! No romance! 9.1kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
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  17. 267 Trail of Shadows: The Mastermind 谍影迷踪之幕后玩家 14k WordsCompleted The Spy’s Trail: The Player Behind the Scenes 40Reads—Score—Shelves
  18. 268 Showbiz: This Delivery Guy Has Quite a Few Skills 娱乐:这个外卖小哥,技能有点多 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (Main story complete!) [Entertainment: music + variety shows + comedy + livestreaming + fishing + no female lead...] One performance of “Decent” brings Situ Yanran to tears, while no one can cover “Moonlight.” “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “As real as they come!” He joins a rural variety show and not only knows how to butcher an ox, but is also an expert fisherman. “Are you really a delivery guy?” Nan Ye: “You bet!” Netizens: “This delivery guy knows a little too much!” “Deliv 25.7kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
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  19. 269 As a Descendant of Nuwa, What's Wrong with Having a Few Skills? 作为女娲后人,有一点技能怎么了 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted As a descendant of Nuwa, she knows beauty treatments, wellness, and music, and can even identify the Five-Colored Divine Stones. She slept for so long that people mistook her for a mountain god. What's wrong with blessing the people of the region? When faith faded, it was only natural for her to disappear. But she still had a few final believers, and to help them live out their natural lifespans, the little mountain god had no choice but to roll up her sleeves and help the villagers build up the 5kReads9.0Score561Shelves
  20. 270 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游:只有我能看到隐藏信息 Sports2.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 86.9kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
  21. 271 Twin Sins: I Expose My Brother's Conspiracy in the Morgue 双生孽:我在停尸房揭穿哥哥的阴谋 10k WordsCompleted Twin Sins: I Expose My Brother's Conspiracy in the Morgue 20Reads—Score—Shelves
  22. 272 The Seventeenth Night 第十七夜 Mystery11k WordsCompleted The Seventeenth Night 8Reads—Score—Shelves
  23. 273 From the Start, I Handed Over the Cultivation World, and the Nation Helped Me Become an Immortal First 开局上交修仙界,国家扶我先成仙 Urban121k WordsOngoing [The nation faces a crisis + the revival of ancient Chinese mythological deities + two worlds connected + cultivation with modern firearms + the whole nation ascends + a clash between the civilizations of two worlds] 1. Core premise: The deities of ancient Chinese mythology awaken, and the barrier between the Tian Nan Cultivation Realm and Blue Star shatters, bringing a civilization armed with modern firearms into collision with a cultivation civilization. 2. The protagonist's story: Lu Ye tran 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  24. 274 The Pride of a Military Family: Reborn with My Wacky Ancestors 将门天骄:带着逗比老祖宗们重生 Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Historical setting + lighthearted comedy + strong heroine + coming-of-age female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + defending the homeland] Chu Tianjiao was the eldest legitimate daughter of a military family. In her previous life, she devoted herself to fighting for her country, but after her death, her soul was imprisoned in the Imperial Ancestral Temple, unable to pass on. She spent her days chatting, joking, and shooting the breeze with a group of imperial ancestors, enjoying what 9.2kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
  25. 275 Hunger Is Talking, Time for Me to Eat! 饥饿感在说话,我要开吃了! Urban121k WordsOngoing Reborn in a bizarre world, he unlocks all of Don’t Starve’s technologies and the ability to extract anything! Tree branches become divine weapons, monsters become pets, and his camp overflows with supplies. He builds an imperial city in the wilderness and goes wherever he pleases! My name is Lu Ye, and I was reborn in a bizarre world. The temperature swings wildly between day and night: scorching heat by day and bitter cold after dark. Summer can bake rocks until they crack, while winter can fr 6Reads—Score—Shelves
  26. 276 A Kiss of Pain: Healing Your Revenge with My Life 痛吻:用命治愈你的仇 Modern Romance7k WordsCompleted A Kiss of Pain: Healing Your Vengeance with My Life 10Reads—Score—Shelves
  27. 277 Eight Years Cleaning Toilets, Only to Learn I’m Destined to Become a Great Emperor 掏粪八年,才知我有大帝之资 Eastern Fantasy292k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy] + [cultivation] + [master returns from the mountains] + [nearly invincible] Cultivation is all about hard training to strengthen your body with punches and kicks, mastering immortal arts and spells with their countless transformations, gathering rare treasures to make medicine and pills, and breathing in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to form an inner core. But Lei Ou trained in none of these things. He joined an immortal sect at the age of eight, where he learned to hoe 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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  28. 278 You're Supposed to Fight Monsters, So Why Are You Fighting Me! 你们刷怪啊,刷我干嘛! Urban3.3M WordsOngoing [Print edition deal signed: no System, plot-driven, fast-paced from the start, no mindless decisions, thrilling and exciting, hard-hitting fights, told from the monsters' side!] Ever since the words [Divine Order 001: Undercover] appeared in Jiang Xia's mind, he felt that he wasn't normal. No matter what he ate or how much he ate, he never felt the slightest bit full. Hungry. So hungry he was about to lose his mind! Then, at the school beauty's eighteenth birthday party, he smelled the presen 515.1kReads9.1Score41.9kShelves
  29. 279 Everyone Else Transmigrates or Is Reborn, but I'm Just a Native Cannon-Fodder 别人都是穿越重生,就我土著炮灰 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I'm a Cannon Fodder in the Seventies (No romance!) When eight-year-old Mo Erya was playing with mud marbles, her five-year-old brother Mo Wuwa, nicknamed Shitou, by her side, both of them covered in dust, Qiao Qiao next door transmigrated after falling into the water. So eight-year-old Mo Erya learned that she would grow up to be cannon fodder in a lucky heroine story, fighting the female lead over a man, making trouble at every turn, and meeting a tragic end! Mo Erya boldly wiped 6.5kReads9.0Score574Shelves
  30. 280 An Imperfect Crime 不完美作案 11k WordsCompleted An Imperfect Crime 5Reads—Score—Shelves
  31. 281 Running a Women’s Federation in Ancient Times 我在古代办妇联 Ancient Romance734k WordsCompleted [No CP + business and farming + infrastructure building + strong female lead + feel-good story] Zhu Ling spent a happy hundred years lazing around at the Time-Space Bureau... only to end up six hundred million in debt! To pay it off, she was forced to bind herself to a Debt Collection System and begin her grueling repayment journey. Thus, Zixiao Kingdom gave rise to a legendary female tycoon. They say she started out selling tofu, struck it rich with konjac, and then parks, supermarkets, chain h 2.2kReads9.3Score259Shelves
  32. 282 Old Man Yama, I'm Biaozi, and I'm Taking You On! 阎王老登,我彪子跟你杠上了! Eastern Fantasy167k WordsOngoing My name is Hu Dabiao, and I’m a sociable guy who runs a funeral supplies shop in Northeast China. My mouth got me into trouble, so the Underworld dragged my soul away ahead of schedule for “seriously polluting the Underworld’s online environment.” The King of Hell told me to get lost and reincarnate, legs crossed and all. I smacked him twice across the face and said, “You can’t meet your KPIs, so you’re using me to pad your numbers? I burned all that paper money for nothing?!” And that’s when t —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  33. 283 After My Younger Sister Died, I Became His Wife 妹妹死后,我成了他的妻 12k WordsCompleted After my younger sister died, I became his wife. 288Reads—Score—Shelves
  34. 284 The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠,逃命成为天下第一 Ancient Romance96k WordsCompleted The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven 251Reads—Score—Shelves
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  35. 285 While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Cultivate My Fate. Even the Heroine Can't Outlast Me 别人修仙我修命,女主也没我命硬 Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book, cultivation, strong female lead, System, fire spiritual root, no romance] Chu Luo transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds herself to a Destiny System, starting off with her luck reduced by 9,999 points. It turns out that she and her twin sister share the fate of twin flowers on a single stem. All of Chu Luo's luck has been drained by her elder sister, the heroine of the original novel. Worse, her own family wants to kill her outright so the heroine can becom 7.8kReads9.3Score950Shelves
  36. 286 Older Men!! A Ferrari Is Still a Ferrari, Even When It’s Old 年上!!法拉利老了依然是法拉利 16k WordsCompleted Older woman!! A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, even when it's old. 31.7kReads—Score471Shelves
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  37. 287 After I Chose Divorce, My Wife Regretted It 我选择离婚后,老婆她悔疯了 Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted After I Chose Divorce, My Wife Regretted It Too Late 290Reads—Score—Shelves
  38. 288 Innkeeper, Don't Think You Can Escape: The CEO's Runaway Pregnancy 民宿老板别想逃:女总裁的“带球跑” Marriage & Romance53k WordsCompleted The B&B Owner Can't Get Away: The CEO's "Pregnant and on the Run" Romance 183Reads—Score—Shelves
  39. 289 High Martial: What Should I Do About Being a Different Species from My Wife? 高武:我与老婆物种隔离怎么办 Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Liu Yuan transmigrates to a martial arts world and marries a beautiful wife. But after three years of trying for a baby, she still can't get pregnant. The neighbors laugh and ask if he's impotent. In truth, his wife is simply too powerful. She has broken through the limits of cultivation and become a Celestial, leaving her genetically incompatible with ordinary humans. Liu Yuan thinks that's great. It saves him the cost of formula. But his genes begin to evolve! [We will do whatever it takes. Ev 12.1kReads7.9Score1.4kShelves
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  40. 290 The Marquis’s Dowager Lady Returns to the Past with Her Burial Attendants 侯府太夫人,带着陪葬穿回来了 Modern Romance350k WordsCompleted ♦No romance♦No love story♦Not raising kids♦Not quick transmigration♦ [Ridiculous drama: the heroine is surrounded by it, and even the NPCs have dramatic backstories] Song Yuan transmigrated to ancient times and spent twelve years there. After finally raising the child she'd taken in, she was ready to enjoy her retirement. Splut! She transmigrated back again! The child she'd taken in and a lavish tomb came back with her. Song Yuan got rich overnight! But she gradually realized something was off a 346Reads9.1Score107Shelves
  41. 291 The Pregnant Wife Can’t Escape: Her Lover Spoils Her Rotten 孕妻难逃,便宜情人甜宠妻 Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted Pregnant Wife on the Run: Her Convenient Lover Dotes on Her 131Reads—Score—Shelves
  42. 292 Little Brother, If I Call You Dad, Do You Dare Answer? 弟弟,姐叫你一声爹你敢答应吗? Ancient Romance2.3M WordsOngoing [Transmigration + imperial examinations + martial world + farming + sister and brother + ensemble cast + playing the fool to catch the tiger off guard + feel-good + comedy + getting rich + transmigrating into a book] Transmigrated? Turned into a six-year-old little girl? Not bad. It’s like getting to grow young again. That troublesome little brother came along too? Not bad. At least I’ll have some company. My little brother turned into my dad? Not bad. I can accept that. Accept it, my foot! 38.6kReads9.1Score4.3kShelves
  43. 293 I Bound Myself to a Shameless System in the ’70s 我在七零年代绑定了缺德系统 Modern Romance225k WordsCompleted [No romance] Xu Meng transmigrates into a book as the heroine of a story about a stepmother. From the start, a matchmaker introduces her to the male lead, and Xu Meng flips the table. In her previous life, her family favored boys over girls, and she dealt with it by going berserk. In this life, she wants to live on her own terms, and that still means going berserk. As long as she has no scruples, no one can use morality to manipulate her. The Wicked System is at your service. P.S. The heroine is 7.1kReads9.0Score632Shelves
  44. 294 Highway Survival: Why Is the Boss Inspecting Monster Supplies? 公路求生:大佬咋在验收怪物物资 Sports1.6M WordsCompleted [Road Survival raft + Infinite Dungeon Progression + Stockpiling] [Not an ensemble story, with a lone-wolf focus. Team battles only begin much later, after around chapter 450. Not a war-between-nations story, and not a rebirth story.] The early chapters borrow general elements from road-survival stories, such as vehicles, professions, and service stations. The story gradually opens up around chapter 100, combining an infinite-dungeon format with a road-survival setting. Current dungeons include 87.8kReads9.2Score8.5kShelves
  45. 295 I Became the Heroine of an Angsty Novel, but I Can Pop Every Mosquito Bite with One Finger 穿成虐文女主,但我一指一个蚊子包 11k WordsCompleted I Reincarnated as the Heroine of an Angsty Romance, but I Can Pop Any Mosquito Bite with One Finger —Reads—Score—Shelves
  46. 296 War of Resistance: Starting in Songhu, I Fight in Every Battle 抗战:从淞沪开始打满全场 Urban1.4M WordsCompleted In 1937, the Japanese launched a full-scale invasion of China. Though I, Little Commander Li, came from humble beginnings, the most distinguished thing in my family was that my grandfather had once worked as a clerk at the Chiang family’s salt shop in Xikou Town, Fenghua. And though I started out with no high rank, I was merely a battalion commander in the army’s first mechanized unit, the Armored Corps. But through my own efforts, I made a brief appearance on the Songhu battlefield and caught t 4.5kReads8.8Score216Shelves
  47. 297 Delicate Green Tea Becomes the Beloved Darling — A Crowd-Favorite in the Shura Field 娇软绿茶变团宠,修罗场里万人迷 Ancient Romance2.1M WordsOngoing [Male Lead Rivalry, Harem of Devoted Admirers, White Moonlight, All Male Leads Are Chaste, Dog-Blood Drama, Mary Sue Who Never Suffers] After suddenly dropping dead, Jiang Mingtang transmigrates into a book and becomes a vicious supporting character doomed to a miserable end. The System tells her that conquering her targets will earn her points. With enough points, she can not only be reborn, but also become filthy rich. Jiang Mingtang rubs her hands together, brimming with confidence, and di 87.1kReads9.2Score10.5kShelves
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  48. 298 A Guide to Our Adored Little Rascal Climbing Onto the Roof and Tearing It Apart 团宠崽崽上房揭瓦指南 Modern Romance665k WordsCompleted [Foil Cannon Fodder + Wacky Premise + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Saving the Villain + Adored Little Darling + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] After transmigrating, Song Zh sui finds herself the real daughter, switched at birth and abandoned from the moment she was born. She never has enough to eat or wear, and nearly gets beaten to death by her alcoholic adoptive father. To top it off, a System keeps chattering in her ear. System: Your mission is to continue the original host's life, struggling 5.9kReads8.5Score540Shelves
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  49. 299 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves
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  50. 300 My Little Martial Uncle Really Doesn't Push Herself. She Just Wants to Kill the Female Lead 小师叔真不卷,她只想杀女主而已 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast] [People say the blurb did this book a disservice. I'm no good at writing blurbs, so just read the story.] Reincarnated as a doomed female supporting character destined for a gruesome death? No problem. Kill the heroine from the start, wreck the plot, and reset everything. This time, I'm the heroine. The original heroine was a pitiful girl born to a concubine. She had a lowly start but a powerful protagonist's aura. No matter what danger she faced, she always escaped disaster, ros 97.9kReads9.5Score16.7kShelves
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