If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign?
不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！
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- Completed
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- Historical
- Subgenre
- Historical & Ancient
- Updated
- 8mo ago
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- Liu Shan Travels to the Song Dynasty, and Yue Fei Goes Wild!刘禅穿大宋，岳飞乐疯了！Alternate title on Fanqie
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Wow, this is so good! People always portray Liu Chan as an incapable ruler, but he did listen to Zhuge Liang. While he was somewhat mediocre, he wasn't really wrong. If Zhuge Liang hadn't died, his kingdom would have continued indefinitely. This shows he wasn't truly mediocre; he just appeared mediocre in an era teeming with talent.
The novel vividly portrays the character of Liu Shan, depicting the joyful atmosphere created by Liu Shan, Yue Fei, and Qin Hui in officialdom, as well as the combat methods of Yue Fei's army and the Jin army on the battlefield.
This book is essentially a plus version of another story where Liu Shan transmigrates into Zhao Gou's body, but without a system and with better writing. If you like this genre, you should definitely check it out. More importantly, the author updates incredibly frequently! He really does update regularly, no matter how much you urge him!
Great book! The fact that Liu Shan (A Dou) ended up in Zhao Jiu Mei's body is an epic upgrade for the Song Dynasty! I don't really agree that they won't conquer all of Asia and cross Europe this time.
It's so good! A Dou (affectionate nickname) is so cute, a perfect logistical support! He's got top-notch output, I'm in charge of logistics, don't bother me with your vanguard duties! It's both heartbreaking and hilarious to watch! She was also quite formidable when facing Qin Hui and his ilk. Indeed, what defeated you wasn't naivety, but innocence!
It's so damn good-looking! Every time Liu Shan (A Dou) hallucinates his father, the Prime Minister, I'm moved to tears. When Yue Fei weeps uncontrollably because of the Emperor's favor, I almost cry myself to death. Thinking about it carefully, that's the charm of Shi Tong's novels—they compensate for regrets that can never be repeated.
The writing is good, and the plot is quite engaging. I'm looking forward to a Song Dynasty version with an all-star Three Kingdoms general lineup. There are many famous female generals in the Song Dynasty; I wonder if there are similar characters or descendants of Qin Liangyu. I'd also like a Wei Kingdom strategist template, and templates for the Wu Kingdom navy and Han Dynasty envoys to explore new continents.
This is so well-written! Not a single character is out of character. The author has extensive historical knowledge and a profound understanding of economics, politics, people's livelihoods, and human nature. If only Liu Shan could be given another chance, let him see his regent again!
I won't comment on other aspects... But in my personal opinion: up to the current chapters, this is the best Zen-themed time-travel novel I've ever read.
The most romantic fantasy about that lonely marshal, the highest honor for that mediocre monarch—though it's an unrealistic and ethereal dream, it's still quite captivating (indeed, it's rather unrealistic; many of the characters seem like they've traveled through time).