Li Xiaoyao

My name is Li Xiaoyao, a waiter at Yunlaiyunqu Inn in Yuhang Town. My biggest dream in this life is to make money while lying down. It wasn't until a drunk Taoist priest fell in love with me, a fairy came to live in my house, and a crazy girl chased and beat me - that I realized that fate, the bastard, had already dug a big hole for me. After learning one and a half moves of sword control, I thought I was going to reach the pinnacle of my life. The result? I escorted the girl home, but was chased all over the mountain by monsters; I accidentally entered a martial arts competition to recruit a bride, and was beaten black and blue by my future wife; I finally found true love and found out that she was a descendant of Nuwa and wanted to save the world; my best brother died for me in the Monster Locking Tower, and the girl I loved most turned into light in my arms... I thought this was the worst? No, the worse is yet to come - she will be reincarnated, and I have to wait for her for a thousand years. In the past thousand years, I have been the head of Shushan, drank countless bottles of wine, and watched my old friends reincarnate, grow up, and grow old again and again. I thought about giving up, but every time I would think of the bowl of mushy noodles, the sword that could not fly back, and the phrase "Brother Xiaoyao". This is a story about how an unlucky person is repeatedly teased by fate, but still lives with a smile. There is love, friendship, family affection, laughter that makes your stomach hurt, and parting that makes you cry until you are speechless. One sentence summary: Do you think I am a hero? In fact, I am just a waiter who has been waiting for a thousand years.