Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的,有木有?
GPT-6 Luna
In this list
Reader notes translated by Google Translate
1.4k
- 201 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖,我彻底疯了 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
-
202
The Sword Immortal Rises 剑仙崛起了
The story follows Mo Wuchen, a once-gifted genius whose talents are crippled. Rising from the bottom, he defeats everyone who stands in his way and eventually becomes the ruler of an entire continent.
419Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
203
Remembering the Years as the Seas Changed 沧海桑田忆年年
My father and Uncle Wang Si, whom he had begged for help from among the neighbors, rode along an unknown little road dusted with snow, just as dawn began to break. Their whips cracked through the silent morning with a crisp, swirling sound. One cart carried the last of our corn kernels in burlap sacks, a few battered water jars, and four large geese. The other held pots and pans, the furniture that was still usable, and some clothes that had been worn by who knew how many children. All the quilt
1.9kReads8.9Score163Shelves
Reader note
- 204 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐:开局传国玉玺砸核桃 [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me 17.1kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 205 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲,天天偷我的内衣! Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 206 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 174.2kReads9.5Score30.3kShelves
- 207 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝,她说要给我当老婆? I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 96Reads—Score—Shelves
- 208 Dreaming of All Under Heaven 梦想天下 A fiery rebirth, slaying foes as I ascend to the Third Heaven. I will create the world of my dreams, so that wherever the sun and moon shine is Chinese land, and wherever people live, they learn Chinese characters and speak Chinese... 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 209 Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后,我把女帝骗到手了 After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 48Reads—Score—Shelves
-
210
Why Does the Entire Cultivation World Say I’m the Villain? 怎么全修仙界都说我是反派
[No romance + transmigration + powerful female lead + ensemble cast + lighthearted comedy + a strong female lead who grows over time] Jiang Xin did go on to kill a lot of people. But she always thought she was a good person. A remarkably good person, in fact. If someone by the roadside was about to die, she'd save them if she could. If a friend got into trouble, she'd really risk her life for them. As for the people she killed, well, they all had it coming. Before any of that happened, Jiang Xin
476Reads—Score120Shelves
Reader note
- 211 Online Game: I Have a Super-God-Tier Talent 网游:我有超神级天赋 [Updated through the fusion of Ragnarok and reality] [Traditional VRMMO + Transcendent Talent + Ruthless Protagonist + Plot-Driven + No Female Lead] Reborn before Ragnarok's servers launch, he has the chance to start over. Every regret from his past life will be made right. He never awakened a talent in his previous life, not even after ten years. Now, armed with memories of that life, he obtains a God-Tier Talent Awakening Stone and unlocks a Transcendent Talent! Every normal attack permanently 175.2kReads8.9Score17.7kShelves
- 212 The Zerg Queen Is Just My Appetizer! 虫族女王,我的开胃菜罢了! The Insect Queen? Just an Appetizer! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 213 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后,全员社死了 After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 28Reads—Score—Shelves
-
214
Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧?
Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara..
954Reads8.3Score105Shelves
Reader note
- 215 After My Divorce, I Became the White Moonlight of the Capital’s Elite Circle 离婚后,我成了全京圈的白月光 After My Divorce, I Became the Beloved of the Entire Capital 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 216 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记,如果我死了,一定是小悠害的 I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
-
217
The Protagonist Reaches for a Dish, I Spin the Table: There Are Still More Bad People Than Good 主角夹菜我转桌,世上还是坏人多
[Entertainment industry + no romance + patriotism + metaphysics + an entire cast of goofballs + unhinged antics] Chu Sui, eldest daughter of the Chu family in the capital and future successor of Huaguo, was at the peak of her glory when a woman claiming to be a quick transmigration task-taker took over her body for two years. During those two years, the woman entered the entertainment industry and, in order to serve as a foil for the original heroine, Cheng Jin, covered herself in scandals. Rest
295Reads7.8Score100Shelves
Reader note
-
218
Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播:上什么北大,跟爹上A大!
The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already.
587Reads9.2Score169Shelves
Reader note
- 219 Raising Kids with Robots? No Way, I’m Childfree 机器人育儿?老娘要丁克 Raising a Robot? No Way, I’m Going Child-Free 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 220 Livestream Sales: I Asked You to Sell Oranges, and You Wrote About a Silhouette 带货:让你卖橘子,你发表背影 Su Xia transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the Literary Arts System. While selling workbooks on Livestream, you come up with a poem called “On Young China”! While selling oranges on Livestream, you bring out another piece, “The Sight of Father’s Back”! While selling wine on Livestream, you come up with “Bring in the Wine”! In that moment, netizens and countless scholars from the literary world are dumbfounded. “Wait, you’re selling stuff. How are you so talented?” “This... this is 211Reads7.8Score128Shelves
- 221 Quick Transmigration: They're All Hopeless Romantics 快穿之全部都是恋爱脑 [Everyone's Favorite] + [Background Character] + [One-Sided Crushes Everywhere] + [No Fixed CP] + [The Heroine Shines on Her Own] + [Over-the-Top, Logic-Free, Love-at-First-Sight Mary Sue] Beauty is everything, and there's no crime in being pretty. Bound to a System, she enters various worlds to help doomed cannon-fodder characters fulfill their wish to live to a ripe old age. Everyone else struggles to survive, clinging on until the very end. Yet Ruan Jiaojiao is protected by male leads, male 959Reads8.9Score104Shelves
- 222 The System Wants Me to Have a Baby, So I’ll Make It Crash 系统要我生崽,我让系统崩溃 The System wants me to have a baby, so I make it crash. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 223 At the Paris Olympics, My Homeroom Teacher Is Nagging Me to Turn In My Homework 人在巴黎奥运,班主任催交作业 Some people spend summer vacation playing games, some spend it taking extra classes, and others are so swamped with summer homework that they're at their wits' end. With the Paris Olympics around the corner, 17-year-old Jiang Yuan becomes a reserve athlete in both the high jump and triple jump thanks to the System. Then, the day before the competition, all the starters get injured. Sports Bureau Director: "Young man, the country needs you!" Jiang Yuan: "Competing is exhausting. I really don't wa 9kReads7.6Score1kShelves
- 224 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 225 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综:你惹他干嘛?他五行缺德啊 [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 129.1kReads9.0Score14.7kShelves
- 226 After I Turned in a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Panicked 我交白卷后,全家不淡定了 After I Turned In a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Lost Their Cool 1Reads—Score—Shelves
-
227
Huanhuan Is Here! 欢欢欢欢欢欢欢欢来了
[Everyone’s favorite + sweet romance] After binding herself to a System, Yu Huan became the ex-girlfriend of the male lead in every world. But she was only a supporting character. As soon as the heroine appeared, she, the woman who wasn’t destined for him, would soon be written out. Transmigrating into the substitute for the man’s unrequited love, Yu Huan happily spent his money on food, drink, and fun, waiting for the heroine to return from abroad so she could take her breakup settlement and en
83.5kReads9.1Score6kShelves
Reader note
-
228
Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国
Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters.
41.1kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves
Reader note
- 229 Childhood Friend and White Moonlight Are the Same Person? I'm All In on Pure Love 青梅与白月光同一人?我无脑纯爱 [Everyday school life + lighthearted humor + one heroine + System + slow-paced + a touch of ensemble cast] One morning, high schooler Shen Yu inexplicably awakens a Trait System that grants him various supernatural abilities. Think this is about a high schooler getting a golden finger, transforming into a smirking Dragon King, and conquering the city of beauties? No, Shen Yu has no such plans. He’s just an ordinary guy. His ultimate goal is to stomp his childhood sweetheart and longtime crush in 13.8kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
- 230 Oh No! The Campus Beauty Found the Secret on My Phone 糟糕!被校花发现手机里的秘密 [Not reborn] [No System] [School life] [Everyday life] Lin Qiuyue: Teacher, Jiang Yu cheated! Jiang Yu: Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted! Lin Qiuyue: Jiang Yu, my parents aren't home, and I'm a little scared by myself. Can I stay at your place tonight? 9kReads9.0Score565Shelves
-
231
Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话
The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav
14.5kReads—Score555Shelves
Reader note
-
232
The System Granted Me Immortality and Invincibility, but Not Eternal Youth 系统赐我长生无敌,却没赐我不老
[Everyday cultivation + decisive and ruthless + irreverent cultivation + old-timer mentor + a little System] (A serious note: This book is told from the perspective of a long-lived old man. Cultivation techniques and spirit stones aren’t important, and there’s no leveling up, monster slaying, or auction-house browsing. If you like stories about young protagonists leveling up, slaying monsters, and visiting auction houses, go read those instead. This book has none of that.) “Sir~ Come on in~” “Yo
16.2kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves
Reader note
- 233 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
-
234
EN
A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑,唯有小师弟正的发邪
[No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th
20.8kReads8.4Score1.6kShelves
Reader note
- 235 The Bickering Couple Collection 笑话夫妻集 A collection of jokes just for married couples! Perfect for couples going through a dry spell or for anyone bored at bedtime. Every joke hits the funny bone, bringing plenty of fun to married life. A whole year of laughter for you and your partner, and your relationship will be warmer than ever after reading! 225Reads—Score—Shelves
-
236
Zeng Guofan: A Distinguished Statesman Who Revived the Late Qing 曾国藩:晚清中兴名臣
Written in an accessible style, this book recounts the remarkable life of Zeng Guofan, the foremost statesman of the late Qing revival. It begins with a baby's cries in a farming household in Xiangxiang in 1811, then follows his grueling path through the imperial examinations. He fails four times but keeps studying until, at twenty-seven, he finally enters the Hanlin Academy. As a capital official, he adheres to the principles of self-cultivation and holds fast to his convictions amid court intr
7.9kReads7.9Score355Shelves
Reader note
-
237
After I Discovered My Wife Was Cheating 发现妻子出墙后
After discovering his wife was cheating on him
7.1kReads—Score106Shelves
Reader note
- 238 Zuo Zongtang: The Late Qing Dynasty's Last Hawk 左宗棠:晚清最后的鹰派 At its heart, this book is about a practical-minded reformer amid the upheavals of the late Qing dynasty. Spanning the years from 1812 to 1885, it vividly portrays the extraordinary life of Zuo Zongtang, from a poor scholar in Xiangyin to a high-ranking provincial official. The book recounts his early studies of statecraft and his years of obscurity after failing the metropolitan examination three times. It also details his military career: raising the Chu Army to suppress the Taiping Rebellion 13.3kReads8.6Score780Shelves
- 239 Betrayed After Ten Years of Love, My Dreams Shattered into Grief 相爱十年的背叛,我梦碎成殇 Betrayed after ten years of love, my dreams shattered into heartbreak 31Reads—Score—Shelves
- 240 Li Hongzhang: The Plasterer of the Qing Empire 李鸿章:大清帝国的裱糊匠 This is a sweeping historical portrait of Li Hongzhang's life, built around the metaphor of “learning to steer on a broken ship.” Beginning with a newborn's cries in the Li family home in Luzhou in 1823 and ending with his lonely final days at Xianliang Temple in 1901, the book follows the course of time to recreate the turbulent life of this high-ranking official of the late Qing. He was an ambitious scholar pursuing success in the imperial examinations, who honed his character under Zeng Guofa 3.3kReads7.9Score216Shelves
- 241 Reborn on the Night My Entire Family Was Slaughtered 重生回全家被杀当夜 Reborn on the night her entire family was murdered 9Reads—Score—Shelves
-
242
My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂
My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day
—Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
243
On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜,我让战神王爷起死回生
Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu
20.6kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
Reader note
-
244
Working Overtime Again Today to Stop the Universe from Going Crazy 今天也在努力加班阻止宇宙发癫
Also known as: A Record of Cultivation Across the Multiverse. Fantasy + Sci-Fi + Wonder + Comedy; Exploration + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Life. Ji Wuxiu is a mediator for the Interuniversal Administration Bureau. His job used to be breaking up fights between the three great universes, but a disastrous teleportation accident sends him to a strange world of cultivation. Here, the Hehuan Sect is actually an orthodox sect, the little Saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword hides
6Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
- 245 You Want to Split 60,000 with Me? I Started Out Worth 50 Million! 分我六万?我开局身价五千万! You Only Want to Give Me Sixty Thousand? I'm Worth Fifty Million from the Start! 404Reads—Score—Shelves
- 246 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾?你也配?另谋高嫁你下跪 This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score556Shelves
- 247 Stand-In for the White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Have It! 替身白月光,谁想谁来当! The Stand-In White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Take It! 36Reads—Score—Shelves
- 248 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术,王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 23.7kReads9.1Score2kShelves
- 249 The White Moonlight Is Great, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 白月光虽好,但我会带球跑! The Moonlight Is Lovely, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 51Reads—Score—Shelves
-
250
Three Kingdoms: A Goofball Talks His Way into Taking Liu Bei's Job 三国:沙雕靠忽悠抢刘备饭碗
[Power fantasy + Absurd comedy + System + Transmigration + Political intrigue + Brains] PS from the author: Absurd comedy with a smart protagonist. Song Fu was sitting on the toilet at home when, in the blink of an eye, he transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty. Other transmigrators are born into imperial families, or become heroes, great men, or rich young masters. Even the most unfortunate ones still have some status. But he transmigrated into a lowly latrine soldier, working unde
11Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
Other lists with I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind

















































