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Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing?

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GPT-6 Luna

No romance, no romance! I’ve had too much couple fluff, and I’m getting sick of it.

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201 Awakening the Melon-Eating System, the Three Worlds Are Eavesdropping on My Voice Yijiang LanyueAncient Romance623k WordsCompleted 1.4kReads9.2Score179Shelves
202 You Broke the News, I Ate Melons and Stripped Off the Emperor's Underpants I Have a Small WaistAncient Romance539k WordsCompleted 8.4kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
203 Read the Mind and Eat the Big Melon! in the World of Cultivation, the Melon Fields Are Full of Jaguans Ying Meng1.4M WordsCompleted 10.3kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves
204 Hee Hee, I'm Going Crazy Whale on the PlateModern Romance261k WordsCompleted 594Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Good-looking, funny, and crazy, the key is no cp
205 Live Broadcast of People's Livelihood: Please Invite the Next Victim! SighUrban928k WordsOngoing 24.9kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
206 The Three-And-A-Half-Year-Old Villain Arrives to Take His Father to Rebuild the Glory of the Palace The Moon Falls into a DreamAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 36.5kReads8.8Score4.1kShelves
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These two hilarious books are both non-CP [I also strongly recommend] [Sparrow Eater Masterpiece]. In the first book, the heroine stayed up late at night and went to the roof to sing the Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road, which made everyone in the palace unable to sleep. Her father was so angry that he held her by the back of her neck.
207 Xitang Weiwei's WeiHistorical3.6M WordsCompleted 124kReads9.4Score12.4kShelves
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Absolutely funny, 💋💋 I have never read a historical text that makes me laugh and feel uncomfortable, [laughing][laughing][laughing] Hahaha, super funny, you can't even kill yourself by laughing, I read it all night, it's so good, I almost lost my breath, the writing is also good, it's worth a read.
208 Time Travel: My Whole Family Is a Villain Song XiangbaiAncient Romance832k WordsCompleted 136.5kReads9.6Score14.2kShelves
209 Senior Sister Yin Is so Handsome, the Whole World of Cultivation Is Going Crazy ChengyaAncient Romance516k WordsCompleted 32.5kReads9.5Score6.4kShelves
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Help, I'm going to die laughing, the first book will explode and subvert your three views. The second is crazy literature, just read it if you feel aggrieved! Cool! ! !
210 The Villainess Pretends to Be a Match for Her, and She Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning Naoguagua PLUSAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 5.3kReads9.2Score772Shelves
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The first three books have been completed, so feel free to read them. I like them all very much and personally think they are quite funny.
211 As Soon as the Wicked Junior Sister Took Action, the Boss of Jiuzhou Became Paralyzed Holding a Lamp Under the MoonAncient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted 69.6kReads9.1Score10.1kShelves
212 I'm so Cute, No Matter What, They Call Me the God of Destroying Evil. Chao LianyunFantastical Romance362k WordsCompleted 32kReads9.2Score4.8kShelves
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[Laughing] [The masterpiece of bird food] A masterpiece with high scores and no CP. It's so funny, hahahaha, the heroine's family runs a paper shop, but she finds that people in this world are actually superstitious? ! So in order to make money, she started to fool other people! But in the eyes of others, this is a weird world, okay? ! The ghosts and monsters running rampant everywhere and the dungeon missions put them in danger, now! The heroine appeared like a giant light bulb, her whole body was shining with golden light🌞, it was so funny😆
213 Registering at the Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This a Side Job? My Meat Is so DeliciousUrban2.4M WordsCompleted 48.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves
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Creative and funny
214 The Richest Man: I Really Don't Want to Make Money. Thousands of Mountains and RiversUrban4.4M WordsCompleted 45.7kReads8.8Score5.6kShelves
215 Zhang Sangou's Notes on Getting Rich Beishan LangxianUrban2.7M WordsCompleted 54.6kReads8.7Score5.9kShelves
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Specialized in treating various types of depression, reading this book can make you laugh.
216 He Was Critically Ill at the Beginning, Developed the Atomic Bomb, and Shocked the World. That Young ManUrban365k WordsCompleted 6.2kReads8.7Score192Shelves
217 The Opening Song "Calories", the Judges Asked Me to Get Out Not Familiar, I Ate ItUrban670k WordsCompleted 7.3kReads8.1Score407Shelves
218 Reborn as a Fool, He Became a Billionaire by Collecting Rags Beishan LangxianUrban431k WordsOngoing 7kReads6.2Score591Shelves
219 The Live Broadcast Is Too Exciting, Please Give Me Some Attention from the Police Sword Pointing at the FrontUrban1.5M WordsOngoing 1.1kReads8.1Score115Shelves
220 I Treat You Like a System, and You Call Me Daddy? Watermelon Seeds Spit Out Watermelon RindUrban201k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
221 Northern Malaysian Prodigy Northeastern Old SnowflakeMystery344k WordsCompleted 8kReads9.5Score750Shelves
222 Don't Move! Sister, There Is Someone in Hell Northeastern Old Snowflake 2Mystery673k WordsCompleted 462Reads8.9Score—Shelves
223 The Strongest Mental Patient in the Star Territory Peanut Ink WhiteUrban284k WordsOngoing 6Reads—Score—Shelves
224 Neither Human nor Demon nor Immortal Prince AnEastern Fantasy346k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves
225 I Am the One Who Respects You When I Am Reborn Love Carp and Red Bean SoupUrban259k WordsOngoing 1Reads—Score—Shelves
226 The Goddess Is Unparalleled in the World XiaoyuerieUrban103k WordsOngoing —Reads6.8Score—Shelves
227 Journey to the West: the Late Tang Dynasty Jian YunongEastern Fantasy305k WordsOngoing 2Reads8.1Score—Shelves
228 A Man's Journey into the Spiritual World Ren Shu Ai Shu RenUrban506k WordsOngoing 2Reads—Score—Shelves
229 Meow! I Bind the Shenhao System by Playing with Cats YongxiModern Romance300k WordsCompleted 32Reads8.2Score—Shelves
230 The Next Part of Xiao Wu's Story Z9 Tiantuan163k WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
231 Forbidden Immortals: Not Allowed to Become Immortals After the Founding of the People's Republic of China Two Four Ding ThreeMystery124k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves
232 The Whole Family Listened to My Thoughts and I Was Responsible for Feeding Xia ShengshengAncient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted 28.6kReads5.8Score4.2kShelves
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Three books have no CP, no CP, no CP, welcome to the pit [admiration], one has CP
233 Eat a Big Melon! the Paralytic Stood up After Reading My Mind The Pear Vortex Is a Bit ShallowAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 21.9kReads9.2Score3kShelves
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The heroine has a melon-eating system and keeps gossiping. She laughed out loud in the middle of the night after watching the movie.
234 She Went Crazy with Her Fake Daughter! Drinking and Listening to the RainModern Romance713k WordsCompleted 27.3kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
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This book has been read by more than 100,000 people. What kind of concept is this? Crazy literature has been created by the author. The fake daughter and the real daughter met in the same live variety show, and the fake daughter heroine immediately started to go crazy.
235 It's Sesame, He Added Sesame Seeds Rice Rolls with BeefEastern Fantasy438k WordsOngoing 6.5kReads5.8Score679Shelves
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Yes, it perfectly meets your requirements. All members are old and funny. Don't worry.
236 After the Fake Daughter's True Feelings Were Leaked, She Was Completely Ruined ZongliModern Romance670k WordsCompleted 16kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves
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Super funny ꉂ ೭(˵¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒˵)౨" are all without CP. The first and second books are both about cultivating immortals. The heroines are funny and abstract. The third and fourth books are about real and fake daughters. They are the kind of people who get along well with each other. They have very good personalities. They have many brothers who love them. The heroines in these two books are big masters in metaphysics. They make money through live broadcasts. They have a lot of melons during the live broadcast and they explode. The fifth book is about a very abstract heroine who listens to her heart. She has five brothers who love her.
237 Live Fortune Telling: the Real Daughter of Metaphysics Becomes a Group Favorite Toothless TigerModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 5.7kReads9.2Score723Shelves
238 Divorce Your Wife If You Are a Scholar, Why Are You Crying When I Suddenly Become Rich? YaoyaoruoshuiAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 46.6kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves
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I think these books are quite funny, especially the first and third books, which made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurt. It depends on how funny you are. What I think is funny may not be funny to you, and what you think is funny may not be funny to me. I think these books are good. Worth recommending
239 Dare to Mess with Her? Every Dog That Passes by Gets Slapped Twice Half SummerModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 8.5kReads8.8Score701Shelves
240 Taking the Supermarket Through Time, She Is so Arrogant Don't Talk About the Wind Flags When Your Heart BeatsAncient Romance566k WordsCompleted 4.6kReads8.9Score499Shelves
241 Military Marriage in the 1980S: Big Bosses from All Walks of Life Recognize Me as Their Granddaughter Chirp CandyModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 17.6kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
242 Return to the 1980S: My House Was Demolished and Half of the Street Was Divided Cat with Folded EarsModern Romance954k WordsCompleted 12.9kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
243 Pretty Girl Works as a Mediator in 70 ErluluModern Romance298k WordsCompleted 9.9kReads8.7Score891Shelves
244 Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? The Little Fish Swimming UnderwaterEastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted 175.4kReads9.2Score19.5kShelves
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This book is true 9.9🦀🦀. The protagonist is Lao Liu, whose understanding is incredible. He has learned a thousand forbidden secrets, but no one knows about it. The sects all thought he was weak. It was not until the geniuses of other sects came to challenge that the protagonist revealed his strength. A level A is his ultimate move!
245 I Told You to Die, but I Didn't Let You Survive QingchenEastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted 104kReads9.2Score10kShelves
246 Farmer's Little Group Pet: the System Crashed Again Today Partridge JesusAncient Romance310k WordsCompleted 3kReads9.3Score331Shelves
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Take it away, it's short, laugh from beginning to end
247 A Random Skill? Don't Panic, Just Scream and Play Cold Night Far AwaySports840k WordsCompleted 29.4kReads8.8Score2.8kShelves
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No CP, the story is complete, the male protagonist keeps making sexy moves and is full of jokes.
248 Auntie, She Is Not Human The Wind Is HowlingAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 46.2kReads9.2Score9.1kShelves
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I stayed up late reading this book, it was so interesting, so funny
249 I, a Handyman, Became an Immortal by Cheating and Deception. Tugeda ZMEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing 58.5kReads8.7Score5.9kShelves
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Mortals cultivating immortals, no uniforms, no sect fights, no bitter feuds, only funny and great fun [Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
250 The Cultivation Record of the Supreme Being from Another World The Innocent and Evil MoonEastern Fantasy182k WordsOngoing 73Reads—Score—Shelves
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He came from earth to go to eternity