Eight Years Cleaning Toilets, Only to Learn I’m Destined to Become a Great Emperor

掏粪八年，才知我有大帝之资

by Kunyu (坤玉)

Status: Completed
Length: 292k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Traditional Eastern Fantasy
Updated: 2y ago
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[Goofy comedy] + [cultivation] + [master returns from the mountains] + [nearly invincible] Cultivation is all about hard training to strengthen your body with punches and kicks, mastering immortal arts and spells with their countless transformations, gathering rare treasures to make medicine and pills, and breathing in the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to form an inner core. But Lei Ou trained in none of these things. He joined an immortal sect at the age of eight, where he learned to hoe fields, chop wood, cook meals, make compost, farm crops, and carry water to the vegetable garden. It was all because he had an unreliable master. But did his master really have no intention of teaching him? Or was this a whole new way of training him? Maybe his master was testing him? One night, his master, who was rarely seen and always vanished without a trace, returned. He claimed he owed someone ten thousand spirit coins and told the protagonist to enter the sect tournament, win the championship, and sell the prize to pay off the debt. He also taught him a move called “Woodcutter's Palm.” From that day on, the protagonist's life of hauling manure for eight years began to change. Lei Ou: “Master, what if I lose the tournament?” Master: “If you lose the prize, roll up your bedding and get out.” Lei Ou: “Then what if I win?” Master: “If you win, your master will teach you immortal arts, and you'll be unrivaled under heaven!”

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