Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 51 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.6kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
2. 52 满 The Max-Level Metaphysics Master Shakes the World by Taking Disciples and Telling Fortunes 满级玄学大佬靠收徒算命轰动世界 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Metaphysics + Fortune-Telling + Ghost-Hunting + Satisfying Read + Absurd Comedy] Cultivation powerhouse Mu Shi is struck dead by a bolt of lightning and reborn in another world. Unfortunately, the original owner was an idiot with not a single coin to her name. No problem! She sets up a fortune-telling stall on the overpass and makes her way to the pinnacle of life. “Master, tell me when my girlfriend and I will get married.” Mu Shi: “Young man, it looks like you’ve been cheated on. 4.3kReads9.3Score623Shelves
3. 53 什 What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊？我家师妹超正经的 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the 37.9kReads8.9Score5kShelves

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   These three books are absolutely hilarious, they'll make your stomach hurt from laughing so much, and they're incredibly popular on Douyin (TikTok). Especially the first one—don't let the period setting fool you, the humor is absolutely mind-blowing! 🌸 I was feeling incredibly down, but I ended up laughing so hard I was practically braying like a donkey. It's a micro-group story, everyone has their own comedic moments, especially the third child and the grandparents—they're definitely a major surprise. In short, if you're feeling down, reading these will make you laugh non-stop.

4. 54 黄 Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？ China's Famous Double Standard中国驰名双标Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio 30.3kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves

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   The first book, an author-certified comedy.

5. 55 妹 Little Sister, You Can’t Handle This Crazy Man. Let Me Take Over 妹妹，这疯批你驾驭不了，换我来 Zhi Zhi之知Ancient Romance648k WordsCompleted Now published under the title Through the Years Like Jade, available on all platforms. The moment she opened her eyes, Jiang Fei had transmigrated into the book as a scheming but hopelessly incompetent minor villainess. In the original story, the entire Jiang family was brutally killed. Even the old watchdog at the gate was spared nothing. And it was all thanks to Pei Jing, the power-mad, unhinged prince who held sway over the court. The System's task for her was simple: follow the original 51kReads9.1Score7.1kShelves
6. 56 因 I Joined the Army Just So I Could Eat My Fill, but Shocked the Entire Military 因为能吃饱才去当兵，却震惊全军 Sword Rises, Light Across the Four Corners剑起四方明Urban1.0M WordsCompleted No. 2 [Military life, no System, no female lead, a growth story, Special Forces, passionate, lighthearted brotherhood, yeah!] An ordinary background, but extraordinary talent. Hungry, he’s ordinary; once he’s eaten his fill, he’s extraordinary. At eighteen, Ye Lin was recommended for military service by squad leader Niu Dayan, whom he happened to meet while working a part-time job. Niu was on leave and traveling at the time. After joining the army, Ye Lin began showing off his talent on his very 13.8kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
7. 57 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 20.2kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
8. 58 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 56kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves

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   These are all classics in the comedy genre; anyone who loves comedy absolutely cannot miss them.

9. 59 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 44.4kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
10. 60 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137.5kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves
11. 61 2 Lie Flat at 20, Save Yourself 40 Years of Detours 20岁躺平摆烂，少走40年弯路 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Completed] [Goofy Comedy with No Logic + Showbiz + Supernatural Arts + Face-Slapping + Taking Down Scumbags + Satisfying Read + One-on-One Romance] Lin Ting transmigrates into a new life. Tired of the rat race, she decides to do absolutely nothing this time around. But as she lazes about, she ends up turning the entire entertainment industry on its head. When a variety show goes live, the guests and viewers are left stunned. “You caught a snake with your bare hands, and you call yourself delica 4.2kReads9.0Score546Shelves
12. 62 重 Reborn as a Dog: I Join the Fire Department and Earn a Permanent Position 重生为犬：我在消防队带编上岸 Shaluo, Who Loves Yangyu Jiaotuan爱吃洋芋搅团的沙罗Urban582k WordsCompleted [Reborn + adorable pet + firefighting] A hilarious, action-packed coming-of-age story! From a cuddly village tough to a loyal firehouse dog, see what sparks fly between me and my hapless rookie handler. A clear-eyed, physically fragile college student opened his eyes and found himself a young Malinois in a village. The System told me to become the village tough, but I used my brains to become the dogs’ strategist instead. Leading the Barking Squad, teaching a bully goose a lesson, outsmarting hi 5.1kReads8.1Score589Shelves
13. 63 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 12.9kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
14. 64 大 Great Qin: Who Upset My Frail, Ailing Worthy Minister? 大秦：谁惹我那体弱多病的贤卿了 Leisurely Clouds Borrow Rain Ink闲云借雨墨Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing Transmigration + no romance + mostly daily life + a System (but it doesn’t feature much) Zhou Wenqing unexpectedly transmigrated into the chaotic Warring States period. That was bad enough, but when she opened her eyes, she discovered she was gravely wounded. A moment later, she remembered that her original self had been sent by the state of Han to Qin as a “spy,” and she was completely at a loss. Zhou Wenqing had no intention of flapping her little butterfly wings. Time and again, she tried to 26.7kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves
15. 65 爆 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Yu Siyuan余四元Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 60.5kReads9.5Score8.1kShelves
16. 66 阳 Getting Roasted in the Living World, My Fans in the Underworld Help Me Get Even 阳间被喷，阴间粉丝帮我找场子 Rehab Expert复健达人Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Funny and lighthearted + playing a ghost + scaring people and ghosts alike + horror livestream + no female lead + top-tier star of the underworld + reverse brainwashing + misunderstandings + ghostly illusions] Shen Si is an obscure actor who loves performing but has mediocre acting skills. In other people’s eyes, he’s a strange, awkward speaker with stiff limbs who crawls faster than he runs. One day, he receives a script and enters a supernatural film set. Here, his awkwardness is because he’s 14.4kReads9.3Score2kShelves
17. 67 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 273.3kReads9.5Score22.8kShelves

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    A good-looking urban story → no harem, imaginative → fantasy, period drama → time travel, sweet romance → variety show, apocalypse → strong female lead → → ① From decadence to magic star, Jin Feichen's rainy night adventure changes his life with stage magic. Distinctive characters, no female lead, absolutely great! ② Lin Yuan, only wanted to level up quietly, but became number one on the beauty ranking? All those lucky ones are coming to propose marriage, help! ③ While others transmigrate to fight against the worst, Lin Yuzhu only wants to eat melons and make money. Buying a house in the 1970s, a salted fish turns into a winner! ④ Giving the groom's ring to the dog! Chi Qiuli rebels against the wealthy family, encounters his nemesis on a dating reality show, who knows he's love-obsessed? ⑤ Office worker Bai Cen wakes up in the apocalypse and finds that a high-dimensional player has become her AI. Once commanding her to survive, now obediently acting as her housekeeper, this counterattack is so satisfying! ②

18. 68 我 I’m a Lawyer. Being a Little More Ruthless Is Only Reasonable 我一个律师，猛亿点很合理吧 One W Every Day一天一个达不溜Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (A legal-education comedy in the style of Zhang San, with wild ideas and satisfying payoffs. The blurb is short and not very good, so please check out the main story!) Trainee lawyer Lin He is harassed by his supervisor and is about to leave the law firm when he unexpectedly binds himself to the Madman System. From then on, his life is like having a cheat code... Bystander One: “That was brutal! I only glanced at him once in court, and I got sentenced to ten months!” Bystander Two: “That was ter 5.9kReads8.9Score531Shelves
19. 69 男 A Man Disguised as a Woman Becomes the Holy Maiden 男扮女装当圣女 Calming Tea安神茶Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Genius lead + everyone’s favorite + single + first love + funny and lighthearted + invincible lead] Lin Yuan is a player of a fantasy game. He unexpectedly arrives in the fantasy world, saves an elder of the Taiyin Sacred Land and successfully becomes his disciple. He thinks he’s about to level up, grow stronger, and marry a rich beauty, but then discovers the sect only accepts women?! With no other choice, he disguises himself as a woman to sneak in, and never in a million years expects to be 19.3kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
20. 70 穿EN The Bystander's Self-Cultivation in a 1970s Transmigration Novel 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines 97.4kReads9.6Score8.9kShelves
21. 71 末 Apocalypse: Life Is a Play 末世：戏如人生 About to Be Drained Dry要被榨干Sci-Fi & Apocalypse139k WordsOngoing Apocalypse + Rebirth + Shelter + System + Descent into Darkness and Revenge + No Saintly Heroine A blood-red rain called Vermilion Tears fell across the world. Anyone caught in it underwent a mutation. Some changed into mindless corpse ghouls that attacked and bit anything in sight, like zombies. Others became superpowered beings, later known as Spirit Adepts. In his previous life, Mu Feng fought ruthlessly through the apocalypse to build a perfect, cozy haven for the woman he loved. But in the —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommend this excellent product!

22. 72 婚 He Gave the Wedding Ring to a Dog! She Joined a Hate-Fest Show and Punched the Internet in the Face 婚戒送狗！她转头上恨综肘击全网 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Super-sweet 1v1 + silly humor and memes + variety show] A variety show called The Haters Rule the World appears out of nowhere. It invites three celebrities hated across the internet, along with their haters, to take part. Any celebrity who fails on the show will be blacklisted for three years. The director calls this test of pure hatred between celebrities and their haters the Hate Show. - Chi Qiuli is the adopted daughter of the wealthy Huo family. Everyone thinks she's a resource-backed 74.8kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves
23. 73 虫 The Insectoid Invasion: It All Began with the Heavenly Scar 虫族入侵，一切从天痕开始 Cigarette Between the Fingers指间香烟Urban162k WordsOngoing Insectoid Race + Superpowers + Formations + Ensemble Cast + Passionate Battles + No System + One Heroine + Elite Squad. The Sky Scar appears, and the insectoids emerge, feeding on souls and wiping out the legacy of humankind. Fortunately, a heavenly omen brings superpowers into the world. Humanity rises again, launching a major counterattack and driving the insectoids back to a corner of the world. But the Sky Scar expands, and the insectoids rise once more. Humanity is in danger. And I, born in —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 74 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves

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    A humorous book that I've read several times, especially the first one.

25. 75 逆 Defying Her Fate 逆娇 Zhang Wuyi, So Smitten with You你侬我侬的张无意Ancient Romance223k WordsOngoing My new work is out! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 76 我 How Did I, an Alien, End Up Becoming an AI? 我一个外星人怎么就成了ai了呢 As Light as a Passing Breeze淡淡如风过Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.1M WordsCompleted Strong female lead + natural disasters + supernatural powers + golden finger! Bai Cen, an ordinary wage slave. One day, the apocalypse strikes. What she never expected was that her “golden finger” would be an alien, and a high-and-mighty one at that. Even stranger, the alien is a player in a video game, while she's just a pitiful game character! Earthquakes, torrential rain, floods, snowstorms... One disaster after another comes, and our heroine grows stronger and stronger. The arrogant alien tu 229Reads9.6Score134Shelves
27. 77 惊 Shocking! The Ancestors Watch Hilarious Videos of Max-Level Humans! 惊！老祖宗看满级人类沙雕视频！ Milk Beer Bubu奶啤咘咘Modern Romance635k WordsOngoing (The heroine is just a tool and doesn't know that ancient ancestors can see her listening to music and scrolling through videos. This is purely for fun. If you take things too seriously, feel free to move on. If you're here to relax, come on in.) She is Yu Nianzhi! A bubble tea shop worker, she got a wooden skewer stuck in her foot while eating a grilled sausage and somehow managed to poke a System out of it! She listens to music and gets hyped up at work every day, and the ancient ancestors get 3.5kReads8.8Score189Shelves

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    All three books are quite funny, the first one is hilarious.

28. 78 身EN Trapped in a CEO Romance, I Struggle to Protect His Unhinged Older Brother 身陷霸总文学，努力护住癫公他哥 It's kk是kkTwo Male Leads410k WordsCompleted [Complete + two male leads + workplace gossip + mind reading + one-on-one romance + comedy + unhinged men and women] [Assistant who falls apart every day × silent, gossip-loving CEO] Also known as: I Gossip About People and Bring Them All Down! Zhu Yu, who loves money, wakes up inside the CEO romance novel he’d been reading. That would be fine if it were just one book, but the problem is that every novel by this author is connected. Three pairs of unhinged men and women in one world!!! Luckily, 7.6kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
29. 79 被 After the Empress Killed Me with Her Own Hands, She Regretted It Too Late! 被女帝亲手杀死后，她追悔莫及！ Running Dachshund奔跑的腊肠Eastern Fantasy124k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Invincible Hero + Ruthless + Empresses + Character Growth + No Dragging Things Out + No Heroine] Mo Fan transmigrates and gets bound to a disciple-recruiting System. But its mission is to have her take on disciples, raise them into Emperors, and then be killed by them. Only then will she be able to truly cultivate. Across nine reincarnations, nine Emperors she raised eventually succeeded in driving their blades through her heart. In the first life, Mo Fan took in a female Emperor of al 3Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 80 像 Pixel Game: Top Player Logged In 像素游戏：顶级玩家已登录 Orange Fish Youyou橙鱼悠悠Sports256k WordsOngoing [Fourth-Dimensional Disaster] [Male Lead, No Romance] [Single-Player Game] Jiang Yi, a hardcore gaming enthusiast, got into the beta test of a single-player pixel game. He started off owing ten thousand in tuition, and from that day on, the people of the Dust Realm got what was coming to them. Up next: The top academic genius at Liuguang No. 1 High School, the Heaven's Punishment Bureau's top enforcer, a culinary god of the new era, a potion master, Liuguang City's startup guru, the Dust Realm's 112.3kReads9.1Score21.8kShelves

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    I think the sixth one has the best writing style; it's not sloppy at all.

31. 81 黑 There’s a Bone Spirit in Black Wind Stronghold, and Her Fearsome Reputation Precedes Her! 黑风寨有只白骨精，她凶名在外！ Zhuozhuo着着Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [No Romance + System + Farming + Absurd Comedy] When Shen Tao transmigrated, her father, Old Shen, had just kicked the bucket. Shen Tao took over as the boss of Blackwind Stronghold. Worried she might get herself killed, Shen Tao tried desperately to put these newly recruited bandits on the straight and narrow. The people of Blackwind Stronghold were so uneducated that they watched Shen Tao call a promissory note an extortion letter and nodded along in agreement. Only magic can defeat magic. To 9.8kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
32. 82 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.5kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
33. 83 沙 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban942k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105kReads9.4Score12.9kShelves
34. 84 重 Reborn in the Millennium: My Sisters Spend, and I Get a Hundredfold Cashback 重生千禧：姐妹花钱我得百倍返现 Drunk on Flowers花醉了Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted Now that I'm reborn, making some money and turning myself into a mogul isn't too much to ask, is it? Now that I'm reborn, copying a few songs and making my best friend a superstar isn't too much to ask, is it? Now that I'm reborn, bringing back a little future technology to make our country strong and our people prosperous isn't too much to ask, is it? 7Reads8.0Score—Shelves
35. 85 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 18kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves
36. 86 虚 Mortal Yet Extraordinary 虚凡 Can I Live Long Enough to Finish Writing?能活着写完吗Eastern Fantasy801k WordsOngoing A comedic fantasy story. How does a genius with no personality or principles, who only loves playing games and reading manga, learn to control his explosive talent? He wants to take a comedic approach, yet feels completely out of place among those around him. —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 87 穿 Reborn as the Male Emperor, the Vicious Madwoman Has Arrived 穿成男帝，恶毒癫公她已上线 Reckless Life妄生Ancient Romance232k WordsOngoing [Female-to-male transmigration + evil antics + double standards. See Chapter One for specific content warnings] Xiao Ling transmigrates overnight, going from a beautiful twenty-five-year-old woman to a thirty-five-year-old emperor in a melodramatic novel, complete with a System that will make her name go down in history. Heh heh heh! In her previous life, she was a lowly corporate wage slave. Now she is the Emperor of Great Qi, and with a man's body, she gleefully forgets her roots, stabs people 6.6kReads8.4Score581Shelves
38. 88 前 Upscale Residential Area Ahead, Impostors Keep Out 前方高档小区，伪人止步 Tomatoes Can Be Fried with Potatoes番茄可以炒土豆Urban1.3M WordsOngoing This is a world overrun by impostors. Yu Tang is a night-shift security guard of the highest caliber. His job is to stay at the security post, identify impostors, and alert the relevant organizations so they can deal with them, making sure none slip into the residential complex at night. But this job isn’t easy. It seems the impostors aren’t the only things he has to deal with here… … Wealthy homeowner: “Xiao Yu, take this ten thousand yuan for now. I’ve got an important client coming at 3 a.m. 68kReads8.5Score6.9kShelves
39. 89 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 154.8kReads9.3Score16.2kShelves
40. 90 反 The Rebellious Bad Boy Is Covered in Wounds: Lure Him Close and Tame Him 反骨狂少满身伤，撩入怀，治服他 Luo Luotao络洛桃Modern Romance544k WordsCompleted Early on, the injured eldest young master of the Sheng family gritted his teeth and endured the pain. “Mm… Ah… Ye Xingyu, what kind of bodyguard are you?” Later, the badly injured Sheng puppy pressed himself into Ye Xingyu’s arms. Biting his lower lip, he rubbed his face against the hollow of her neck and tried to bear the pain. “Mm… Ah… Ye Xingyu, hold me tight, okay…?” The male lead is beautiful, strong, and miserable, but his injuries don’t make him weak. His pain and injuries are described 1kReads8.7Score101Shelves
41. 91 全 Everyone Is Reborn, and the Villain’s Daughter Survives by Being Cute 全员重生后，反派闺女靠卖萌续命 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The animated drama "The Villainous Big Shot Becomes a Daughter-Doting Dad, Season One" is here! A two-and-a-half-year-old toddler + everyone's favorite + a villain finding healing + a gentle, heartwarming story Bo Yanzhou, head of the Bo family, is notorious among high society for his ruthless, cold-blooded nature. His sinister methods are simply appalling! He thought his life would go on like that forever, but the arrival of a little baby shattered the balance. With tiny arms and legs, chubby c 20kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
42. 92 别 Don't Make Me Slap You! 别逼我扇你嗷 Nth Power GardenN次方园Modern Romance240k WordsOngoing [Interstellar transmigration + academy + showbiz + one heroine + pursuit of love + 1v1 male lead + revenge] The five-person squad is delighted to welcome a new member. “Boss!” “Yeah?” “Have some candy.” “Sure.” Ailiya: “Bo~ss~” Zoe: “I’m blind.” Mo Li'an: “Boss!” Zoe: “I’m deaf.” Mu Yi: “Zoe.” Zoe: “Yes~” He Wuchen: “Yin'er.” Zoe: “Yu'er, he’s calling you.” 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 93 快 Quick Transmigration: The Mistaken Host Takes Charge 快穿：被认错的宿主反客为主 How Is Wanting to Slack Off a Problem?想摆烂怎么你了Modern Romance268k WordsOngoing [Quick Transmigration + Female Protagonist + No CP + Unconventional + Queen of Lovers] After a long course of treatment, Yan Xu was finally about to be discharged. All she had to do now was complete her socialization training as the doctor instructed, and she could go back to her hometown. But was the rehab facility's training System a little dim? I'm a rookie System dedicated to fulfilling the obsessions of various wish-makers. But I picked the wrong Host, and I can't send her back. I don't ev 3.3kReads—Score562Shelves
44. 94 毕 No More Wage Slavery After Graduation: I'm Becoming a Bounty Hunter 毕业后不做牛马，去当赏金猎人 What Kind of Trash Did I Write?写的什么垃圾Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Alternate setting + A touch of mystery + Adventure + Urban + No female lead] Investigating a murder from more than a decade ago, he pits his wits against a deranged serial killer. He transmigrates into a primeval jungle no one dares enter, searching for the bodies of people lost in a sinkhole. He enters a mysterious village deep in the Hundred Thousand Mountains to find a little girl... What drove a recent college graduate to embark on this one-way journey? It all began with a haunted 79.3kReads9.3Score8kShelves
45. 95 红 Transmigrating into a Dream of Red Mansions: Miaoyu Helps Daiyu Become Empress 红楼穿书，妙玉扶黛玉做女皇 Little Fish ie小鱼儿ieFemale-Channel Fanfiction502k WordsCompleted Legend has it that after the author of The Story of the Stone finished the first eighty chapters, he fell gravely ill from exhaustion and could not get back up. He handed the draft of the final thirty chapters to Zhi Yanzhai, then passed away. Zhi Yanzhai gave the draft to Ji Xiaosou, who completed those final thirty chapters. Later, a man named Gao E used it as a basis to finish the last forty chapters. But the final ten chapters were a far cry from what the original author of The Story of the 30Reads9.0Score—Shelves
46. 96 吞 The God Who Swallowed a Cursed Parasite 吞下恶蛊的神明 Jiangxiang降香Modern Romance593k WordsCompleted An urban fantasy novel. The story of a young modern-day woman and traditional Chinese medicine doctor who grows step by step, surpasses herself, and becomes a true god. Because of a grudge she held against the demigod Xuan Jun in her previous life, she was cursed to remain trapped in the cycle of reincarnation forever. In the end, she will stand before Xuan Jun and face him in battle as a mortal. Win or lose, her unwavering conviction will be her greatest weapon. 19Reads9.1Score—Shelves
47. 97 异 Anomalies: I Work in Customer Service, and I’m Really Not an Anomaly 异常：客服部工作的我真不是异常 Star Sea of the Gods神名星海Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [The protagonist is unusual, but leans positive and chaotic good; little combat; lighthearted; no female lead; episodic arcs with an overarching plot; loves humanity] [The rating has only just appeared, and it will rise later] Before the spark of human civilization lit up the land, the world belonged to chaos. Fear, faith, fantasy, and the unknown gave birth to beings called “Anomalies” in the collective unconscious of humanity. They could be gods or nightmares, curses or legends. The creation o 2.4kReads8.6Score338Shelves
48. 98 我 I Become a God by Wearing a Ghost in the Horror World 我在惊悚世界里披鬼成神 Adorable Limi-chan可爱的离米酱Mystery871k WordsOngoing [Infinite-flow + mildly horror-themed + no CP + comedy antics, not a traditional dungeon story, abstract humor, may be hard to endure. The author's mental state is abnormal, and they're hopelessly immersed in their own art.] Late at night, Huang Sha fell into the same nightmare again. He was killed over and over in his dreams, unable to escape the loop. . Someone told him: You died a long time ago. There's only one way to come back to life... . The bizarre is invading reality! Every mission is a 40.1kReads8.8Score6.1kShelves
49. 99 举 Enemies on All Sides 举目皆敌 Let Me Test the Chill of the Third Measure且试三分寒Eastern Fantasy397k WordsOngoing What is the righteous path, and what is the path of evil cultivation? The road to immortality stretches on, yet no one knows where it leads. Cultivation is not merely the practice of techniques and arts, but also the cultivation of the heart. To attain the Dao, one must not harbor the slightest trace of cowardice, for one must understand that enemies are all around. —Reads6.7Score—Shelves
50. 100 看 After Reading the Classic of Mountains and Seas, I Fell in Love with Zhulong 看完山海经，我和烛龙谈起了恋爱 Shu Xu姝叙Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted [Sweet and cool young Taoist priestess + Dragon Candle, ruler of the underworld; doting romance + mystery + twists + master and disciple + past and present lives + a love that goes both ways] How did the man who claimed to be a civil servant in the Underworld and insisted on marrying Shan Lingling become its ruler? And how is he actually Zhulong, the Candle Dragon from The Classic of Mountains and Seas?! What’s more, he’s the very deity her sect worships?! Lying in Zhu Minghe’s arms, Shan Lingli 4Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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