Three Kingdoms: A Goofball Talks His Way into Taking Liu Bei's Job

三国：沙雕靠忽悠抢刘备饭碗

by Manman Out for a Stroll (曼曼在漫步)

Status: Completed
Length: 102k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 21d ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Power fantasy + Absurd comedy + System + Transmigration + Political intrigue + Brains】 PS from the author: Absurd comedy with a smart protagonist. Song Fu was sitting on the toilet at home when, in the blink of an eye, he transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty. Other transmigrators are born into imperial families, or become heroes, great men, or rich young masters. Even the most unfortunate ones still have some status. But he transmigrated into a lowly latrine soldier, working under Lu Bu, who had died after falling into a cesspit and choking on shit. He has only this busted System to help him survive. What can he do? There's no choice: he has to rely on his silver tongue and an outrageously thick skin to talk his way into everyone's good graces... Even more absurd, the System gave him a goofy disciple who transmigrated from India. The kid isn't very bright, and he's even worse in a fight. Whenever trouble comes, he runs, and he's terrified of ghosts...

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