Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 101 异 Anomaly Containment: Everything in the Game Is Real! 异常收容，游戏里的都是真的！ Star Sea of the Gods神名星海Mystery395k WordsOngoing [Completed older novel with over a million words] [No female lead] [Anomalous containment] [Games affect reality] [Urban] [Ensemble cast] [Light novel] [Contrasting protagonist] [Slow burn] [World-saving game] (There are female characters, but no female lead, and this is not a harem.) By day, Bai Zhou was an ordinary programmer, stuck in a dull routine between home and work. Then one early morning, a mysterious app called A.M.A appeared on his phone out of nowhere. He was appointed Director of t 7.5kReads6.2Score1.4kShelves
2. 102 统 System, Is My Identity Normal Today? 统啊，今天我的身份正常了吗 Little Tea Sprout小茶芽Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted female-led story, firmly no romance or ambiguity, usually transmigrates as a nonhuman] After the Space-Time Administration's System 556 set her up and she got to experience life as a bear, Ye Yi couldn't resist accepting the Administration's offer on the last day of her bear life. She became a long-term Host, and received the following identities. A wealthy modern young woman's aunt: a black wolfdog “Auntie, I'm so grateful you came into my life.” A rough man's ancestor in the 1970 13.9kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves
3. 103 梦 Dreaming of Home 梦回故里 Yan Ke严柯Urban82k WordsCompleted After graduating, the male and female leads promise to watch a meteor shower together. Little do they know that after one night, their consciousnesses will transmigrate twenty years into the future. The male lead finds himself in the body of his future nephew, Li Jiahao, and is forced to investigate the mystery of their transmigration so he can reunite with his girlfriend as soon as possible. Unbeknownst to them, a conspiracy is closing in! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 104 我 The Girl I Control Is Becoming an Old One 我操作的少女正在成为旧日之主 Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [This novel has been contracted for print publication: cosmic horror + amber-style cultivation + villain protagonist + no System + decisive killing + black humor + deranged + single female lead + sequence containment] Xu Fei: “In the twenty-second century, all you need is a helmet with a brain-computer interface to experience a fully immersive game with realistic physical sensations.” “You ask why I chose this starting character? Naturally, because she’s a beautiful girl... Oh, no, naturally, be 771kReads9.5Score76.6kShelves
5. 105 重 Reborn: The Peerless Pill God with a Peerless Beauty by His Side 重生：绝世丹神身怀绝世美女 Gui Tian诡天Eastern Fantasy126k WordsOngoing A peerless alchemy emperor was framed and killed. A hundred years later, he was reborn in the body of a young man. From then on, he turned the tides, surrounded himself with beautiful women, and slew any god or Buddha who stood in his way. “What is mine, no one can take.” “What isn't mine, I'll make my own.” “Five Great Spirit Emperors, you never expected me to survive. Just wait. I'll be back to settle the score!” Watch me conquer the world and become the supreme Alchemy God. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 106 我 I’m Right Here, Waiting for You Again and Again 我就在这里，等你又等你 Mu Feng墓枫Modern Romance253k WordsCompleted I fell for someone at seventeen, and thirteen years of unrequited love turned into an illness. Only later did I understand that love is the most meaningful kind of companionship. If you don't marry, I won't marry anyone else. 7Reads8.1Score—Shelves
7. 107 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 337.3kReads9.8Score47.3kShelves

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   I highly recommend the first book! It's absolutely hilarious! Don't be fooled by the title or the cover, it's genuinely hilarious. It's a novel written in an anime style.

8. 108 秋 Autumn Waters and Long Winds 秋水长风 Zhan Yunxi展云熙Modern Romance257k WordsCompleted [Doctoral studies abroad + healing romance + mutual devotion + fated love + whirlwind marriage] He is a general practice physician and a medical doctoral student, born into a family of calligraphers and painters, with a troubled past. She is clever, quirky, and sophisticated, with a happy family background. They met online ten years ago. Years later, work brought them together by chance in Shanghai, and they finally met in person. A month later, they fell in love, but faced many twists and turn 4Reads8.3Score—Shelves
9. 109 白 Corporate Slave by Day, Immortal King by Night 白天是社畜，晚上是仙王 Great Ink, Lonely Smoke大墨孤烟Eastern Fantasy619k WordsOngoing [Multiple Heroines] [Transmigration to a Parallel World] [Growth/Cultivation] [Legacy/Unraveling Mysteries] [The story follows the search for Pangu's Heavenly Mandate legacy. The protagonist travels back and forth between two parallel worlds. The pacing is somewhat fast, so proceed with caution.] In the torrent of ordinary life, simply finding a foothold takes immense effort, while getting ahead is harder than reaching the sky. By day, Ye Chen is an utterly forgettable office worker. Then one ni 11Reads7.6Score—Shelves
10. 110 大EN The Tang Dynasty's Pearl-Dispelling Record (Original Novel of the TV Adaptation Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong) 大唐辟珠记（田曦薇、宋威龙主演同名影视原著） Meal Card饭卡Martial Arts810k WordsCompleted [All-New Bonus Edition] [A Screen Adaptation with the Same Title Has Been Officially Announced, Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong] [Beloved Princess Reborn: Looks Like a Delicate Crybaby, Actually a Well-Rounded Warrior] ✖ [Defiant, Doomed, Devoted, Pure-Hearted Top Jianghu Big Shot] [Their Romance Is So Sweet It Makes You Cry] Princess Wanshou, blessed with the Tang emperor's favor and love, died of an illness at just seventeen. A thief secretly opened the eerie underground palace, only to d 210kReads9.7Score28.1kShelves

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    The only one on the entire internet with a 9.9 Rating. This book shocked me. Absolutely amazing! A true masterpiece of comedy! Incredibly good and amazing! So funny, so full of witty remarks, don't read it in class, or you'll burst out laughing...!!!

11. 111 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 194.4kReads9.3Score8.3kShelves

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    The only one on the entire internet with a 9.9 rating. This book shocked me. Absolutely amazing! It's the pinnacle of comedy! Super good, super amazing! So funny, so full of jokes, don't read it in class, or you'll burst out laughing...!!!

12. 112 获 With the Twelve Talismans, I'll Be the Disciple Who Turns on His Master 获得十二符咒，我要当冲师逆徒 Tomatoes Mixed with Rich Sauce肥汁拌番茄Eastern Fantasy367k WordsOngoing [Two powerful leads + forbidden master-disciple romance + nearly invincible + System + mostly slice of life + no harem!] [No suppressing cultivation realms, no hiding one’s cultivation] A woman three years older is like holding a gold brick; three hundred years older, and she gives you elixirs; three thousand years older, and you join the ranks of the immortals; thirty thousand years older, and the Queen Mother of the West feeds you herself. Reborn on the Wuji Continent, he gets the Ox, Horse, a 2Reads8.2Score—Shelves
13. 113 天 The Girl Who Fell from the Sky Is a Doting Airhead, and She Set My Youth Ablaze 天降少女是学渣，跳动我整个青春 Red Beans Simmered in the Red Chamber红楼煮红豆Urban296k WordsCompleted [Romantic Everyday Life + Don't Overthink It + Sweet Campus Romance + Mutual Devotion + No Formulaic Tropes + Little Li's Flying Daggers] On the first day of school, Gu Cheng finds himself seated next to a campus belle. “Hi, I forgot my schoolbag. Can I share your book?” The girl's voice is soft and sweet. Gu Cheng is a little puzzled. He clearly saw Xia Xiaomo put a bag in her desk. “Then what's in your bag?” “Snacks!” The girl looks completely innocent. Gu Cheng: ... After class, Xia Xiaomo's 2Reads8.1Score—Shelves
14. 114 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 10.6kReads8.8Score958Shelves

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    This is it! It's all about laughs that won't stop, with all sorts of hilarious antics!

15. 115 穿EN A Guide to Saving Yourself After Becoming Cannon Fodder in the Cultivation World 穿成修真界炮灰自救指南 Knowing the Mountain Forest知山林Ancient Romance854k WordsOngoing [No CP, Multiple Secret Identities, Golden Finger, Woman Disguised as a Man, Cute Pets, Silly Comedy] Tang Yao transmigrates into a book. As a doomed gay man? As a minor cannon-fodder character with few appearances, his only job is to target the heroine in every way possible. In the end, he falls into demonic cultivation and the heroine runs him through the heart with a single sword strike. His whole life is wrapped up in just a few rushed lines. Thinking of the gay character's fate in the book, 67.8kReads9.2Score13.9kShelves

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    They're all hilarious [admiration]. The story focuses on the female lead (a strong female lead), but there are also people shipping couples in the comments.

16. 116 师 My Sect Is Full of Great Demons? What a Coincidence, So Am I 师门全是大妖？好巧我也是 Camellias and Wine茶花与酒Ancient Romance436k WordsCompleted [Female lead transforms into human form / no romance for now / no saintly heroine] Good news: Bai Jiu has landed in a group-pampering cultivation novel. Bad news: she's a village dog, and she's been brought back to the villains' lair in a sect. The villains' lair is full of great demons. She's terrified every day, trembling at the thought that they might eat her as a snack. Every day, she trembles her fluffy ears and wags her tail, acting cute to stay alive. But she has no idea that her fellow d 10.2kReads9.1Score2kShelves
17. 117 你 Why Are You Messing with Her? The Little Junior Sister Has the Heavenly Dao’s Favor 你们惹她干嘛，小师妹有天道宠着 Saving Up for Stickers努力攒钱买贴纸Ancient Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [Print Edition: I Hope You’ll Come in Person] [No Romance, Strong Female Lead] Tian Ning was the long-lost blood descendant of the Wenren family, a prominent clan in the cultivation world. When she was fifteen, they brought her back home. Everyone thought she was just a country bumpkin from the mortal world, nowhere near as good as the fake heiress, Wenren Xue, who had been raised in luxury and treated like royalty. Wenren Xue was exceptionally talented. At a young age, she had successfully form 42.3kReads9.4Score5kShelves

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    These videos are guaranteed to make you laugh until your face cramps, but a word of warning: don't watch them while eating! You'll regret it—I did! [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

18. 118 国 A Female Yama Arrives at the Imperial College: The Spoiled Young Masters Are in Tears 国子监来了个女阎王：纨绔们哭了 Shi Wanwan诗婉婉Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Tough, invincible, totally no-nonsense female drill instructor ✖️ the strongest spoiled young masters of every dynasty] [Strong heroine ✖️ chaotic mix of couples (ship whoever you like, no fixed pairings)] After Yu Sangluo awakened her System: Oh no! My whole family are villains! The country is about to fall because of those spoiled young masters! To protect her retirement plans, Yu Sangluo had no choice but to come out of retirement and train the unruly young masters, though it broke her heart 6.9kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
19. 119 满 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister 满门都是正经人，唯师妹过分沙雕 Gongye Suhe公冶肃禾Ancient Romance547k WordsCompleted Xiao Wu was a notorious backstabber in the apocalypse, but she transmigrated into the body of a vicious cannon-fodder female side character with the same name in an old-fashioned harem novel, whose fate was absolutely miserable. To avoid following the original plot, she immediately took a master, moving him to tears until he fished out a little handkerchief and dabbed frantically at his eyes. Later, everyone in the sect realized that aside from being talented and good-looking, Xiao Wu was, at he 10.7kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
20. 120 群 Our Whole Class Transmigrated, and Every Day Is a Battlefield of Love 群穿后，我们班天天修罗场 TheraAncient Romance410k WordsOngoing The students in Class Two, Accounting, transmigrate together. On the way home from a class outing, their bus rolls over, transporting the entire class into the hottest political-strategy period novel of the moment. The System tells them that time and space are in disarray. They must follow the plot and complete their missions if they want to go home. General's daughter: So what can we even do with our major? Enemy crown prince: Take him down! The strongest secret guard: How about a rebellion? Ne 3.1kReads9.4Score351Shelves
21. 121 快 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 14.5kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
22. 122 重 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山，师尊救我！ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Male-Channel Fanfiction719k WordsOngoing People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.1kReads8.3Score198Shelves
23. 123 小 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人 Jian Xi简兮Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 15kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
24. 124 被 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.3kReads8.3Score213Shelves
25. 125 反EN The Villains Heard My Gossip-Fueled Thoughts—and Had a Collective Meltdown 反派听我吃瓜心声后，集体崩溃了 A River of Rippling Moonlight一江澜月Ancient Romance623k WordsCompleted [No romance + mind-reading and gossip + cultivation transmigration + adored by all, lying flat] Lan Yue transmigrated into a cultivation novel and acquired a gossip System for the Three Realms. She could improve her cultivation just by indulging in gossip, so she decided to lie flat and be as carefree as a happy little marmot in a melon field. What she didn’t know was that, thanks to the gossip System, everyone around her, even the beasts, could hear her thoughts. [Nothing to do today, so I 1.3kReads9.2Score140Shelves
26. 126 网 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Urban372k WordsCompleted Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score179Shelves
27. 127 全EN Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下，拼不出一个好人？ The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 147.6kReads9.2Score14.6kShelves

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    This is a true 9.9🦀🦀. The protagonist is the sixth brother, who has extraordinary comprehension and has learned a thousand forbidden techniques, but no one knows this. The sect thinks he is weak. It is not until the geniuses of other sects come to challenge him that the protagonist reveals his strength. His normal attack is a powerful move!

28. 128 你 You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩 I Have a Tiny Waist我有小细腰Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing 9.3kReads9.3Score988Shelves
29. 129 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 91.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves
30. 130 读EN Mind-Reading for Gossip! The Cultivation World's Melon Patch Is Full of Badgers 读心吃大瓜！修真界瓜田里都是猹 Ying Meng嬴梦Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted The ratings have only just come in, so they’re low. There’s a ton of juicy gossip. Queens, come on in and feast! [Two male leads + multiple people can read minds + juicy gossip + transmigrate into a book + feel-good story + face-slapping and scumbag takedowns + funny and lighthearted + sweet romance + everyone’s favorite + devoted 1v1 couple + straight-laced bottom + lovesick, obsessive, dangerously possessive top] Tang Yan transmigrated into a brain-rotted romance novel written by a hater. He b 11kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
31. 131 三 Delta Force: Full-Spectrum Recruitment 三角洲代号：全域征召 Oh My, I Drank Vinegar!偶嘞嘞饮醋啦Anime Fanfiction168k WordsCompleted A sudden global anomaly brings twelve mysterious black stone statues out of thin air at the Special Forces Exhibition Hall in Jiangcheng, Eastern Nation. Each statue depicts a Delta Force operator from an unknown dimension. They have no nameplates, names, or known origins. The world establishes an ironclad rule: Call an operator by their true name, and they can be summoned into the world to fight. Speak the name of their signature skill, and their full peak combat power awakens at once. The East —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A collection of great game-themed time-travel novels, highly recommended, especially the first one.

32. 132 斩 Slashing the Moon 斩月 Lost Leaf失落叶Sports5.3M WordsCompleted On the first day the game Illusory Moon went live, I spawned in a beginner village and discovered a few more treasures in my inventory than everyone else: a secret tome of the Asura, a complete achievement guide, and an ancient bracelet of mysterious grade. I don't know who put these things there, or who triggered the System bug. I only know that from the moment I was born into this world! The vast earth will tremble for me, the rivers and mountains stretching for thousands of miles will awaken 2.7kReads8.9Score288Shelves
33. 133 神 Gods and Demons Game: Mages Are the Eternal Truth! 神魔游戏：法爷才是永恒真理！ Qiao Qi巧七Sports6.1M WordsOngoing [Gods and Demons Game + Card-Based Gameplay + A Rich Class System + An Expansive World] When brain chips completely replace traditional mobile phones, a card-based game called Gods and Demons Game is forcibly installed. From then on, the world enters the age of Gods and Demons Game. Everyone has their own talent and class. [Mystic Controller], [Templar Knight], [Archmage], [Mechanical Ascension]... Advancement, class changes, and a game that never ends. Holy light and evil. Mechanical modificati 55.6kReads9.0Score4.3kShelves
34. 134 王 Honor of Kings: Glory at the Summit 王者：荣耀巅峰 A Pot of Rough Wine一壶浊酒Sports5.3M WordsCompleted “I heard there’s a player who makes every streamer tremble with fear, is the idol of all professional players, and is recognized by Honor of Kings players as the undisputed best of all time?” a well-known celebrity asked. “How could that be? That’s obviously made up,” Lin Yu said at once, shaking his head. Bored, he found a seat and logged into his alternate account. The whole world was shaken! The famous streamer Daxian, known as “Zhang Bingxin,” cried out on his livestream: “I can’t take this 1.8kReads8.9Score154Shelves
35. 135 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves

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    ① The protagonist possesses a role-playing system. Successfully portraying various professions earns rewards and triggers optional missions, each with additional rewards upon completion. The protagonist occasionally engages in reckless behavior, but due to his strength and powerful background (his grandfather is a top-tier expert), others dare not challenge him, allowing him to continue his arrogant and shameless ways! ② The protagonist awakens an SSS-level explosive ability and possesses a merit system. Accumulating merit is necessary for growth, so the protagonist constantly causes trouble to gain merit. The protagonist has a younger sister who awakens the Grim Reaper ability, possessing immortality, and engages in various reckless actions, such as staging accidents, attempting suicide by jumping off buildings to lower housing prices, etc.!

36. 136 异 Otherworldly Divine System 异界天神系统 The Kitchen God Slacking Off划水的灶神Sports5.3M WordsCompleted What’s life like when you’re born already standing at everyone else’s finish line? Yang Feng found out when he woke up one day. “You call yourself the world’s strongest fighter? Could you even hurt a single hair on my head? Get lost. You call yourself the King of All Gods? You’re not even fit to shine my shoes. Get lost. You call yourself the most beautiful woman in the Divine Realm? For me… Uh, I suppose I could make an exception. I’m not complaining. Hehehe!” 1kReads8.4Score102Shelves
37. 137 死 Death Rewards Me with Divine Artifacts! Players Across the Server Beg Me Not to Die 死亡奖励神器！全服玩家求我别死 Drinking in Mountains and Seas饮山海Sports6.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: Infinite Revives! Healers Around the World Chase Me Down to Keep Me Alive!; Such an Overpowered Talent! Players Worldwide Report Me for Cheating!; Invincible from the Start! Death Makes Me Stronger! Betrayed! Given a second life! After entering Epoch, the world’s number-one game, once more, Ji Dongfeng awakened an infinite-revival talent. Every time he died, he received a reward. As he kept dying, he suddenly realized he might be invincible? Killed by the Nine Heavens Empress! Rew 24.7kReads8.8Score2.7kShelves
38. 138 死 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ Li Gouqi李枸杞Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
39. 139 我 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了，战力破亿怎么了 Feng Lingbei风凌北Urban1.1M WordsCompleted An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 8.4kReads9.0Score643Shelves
40. 140 网 Online Game: The Phantom Thief 网游之诡影盗贼 Hidden Grief of Dusty Karma尘缘暗殇Sports6.1M WordsCompleted A promise brought Chu Rui into the world of assassins! Three years later, having become the supreme assassin, he gave it all up and returned to an ordinary life! Fate's Fortune, a mysterious game developed by several countries, burst onto the scene! His hands were uncanny, his movements ghostlike. One deadly strike, and it was as if the King of Hell had come to claim a life! Watch as the supreme king of the assassin world takes the world by storm, rising to the heavens on the strength of one leg 3.4kReads7.7Score331Shelves
41. 141 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Get a New Skill Every Day 灵气复苏：我每天get一个新技能 Dreaming Bookworm书梦人Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers? 26.6kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
42. 142 网 Online Game: I Die for Fun Every Day, but Nobody Can Take Me Down 网游：每天作死，但没人能干掉我 Chili Pepper Sprite辣椒雪碧Sports6.3M WordsCompleted On the first day, I groped the white bunny of the hottest guild leader in the Chinese server and kissed her sweet little lips. On the second day, I took the virginity of the rich, handsome leader of the server's second-biggest guild and stole his boss. On the third day, they tried to strap me to a tiger bench and force chili water down my throat, but I managed to make a run for it. Later, I led a bunch of underlings in founding the strongest and most shameless guild in the Chinese server. Our sh 389Reads6.5Score—Shelves
43. 143 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子：守护我方反派！ Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go 37kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves
44. 144 震 Shocking! I Started with a Patch of Land and Struck It Rich with Critical Hits 震惊！开局一片地，暴击出奇迹 Feng Qingyang风轻阳Sports6.6M WordsCompleted As eras turn and the Heavenly Dao creates a new world, every race across the Myriad Worlds transmigrates into it. From the start, each person gets a plot of land and nothing else. They must build houses, farm, tame beasts, mine, and defend against attacks... Every living being must work hard to build a base of their own and stay alive. Luo Yu obtains the divine skill [Primordial Critical Hit], which can trigger a critical hit on anything in the world! [Gather ordinary strawberries and trigger a 31.1kReads8.9Score2.5kShelves
45. 145 冠 The Champion Coach 冠军教练 Never Cultivates天天不修Sports6.6M WordsCompleted In the world of football, the great powers vie for supremacy. As a new era dawns, the Red Devils and Gunners clash in a fierce rivalry. The Blues are poised to rise at Stamford Bridge, while the Reds face a long and arduous road at Anfield. At football’s holy shrine, the Galacticos shine like kings. Barcelona bides its time, awaiting the Elf King’s coronation and a sweep across Europe. The Rossoneri may be old, but they still dream of ruling the world and winning every heart! In midsummer 2000, 7.1kReads9.0Score646Shelves
46. 146 板 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 Ding Fou丁缶Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 796Reads7.5Score100Shelves
47. 147 网 Online Game: I Contracted the Divine Beast Bai Ze from the Start 网游：开局契约神兽白泽 Wine Seller沽酒郎Sports7.3M WordsOngoing Also known as "When Games Invade, Skill Proficiency Has No Limit" and "Call Me a Homebody in the Real World and I Won't Argue, But What Do You Call Me in the Game World?" My name is Bai Xiaowen, and I'm a gaming expert. My Charm stat was maxed from the start. How high? Once, I was the world's number one. I dominated an entire era of gaming. Every big name in the online gaming scene today used to call me boss. After leaving online gaming for several years, I suddenly got an invitation to play fro 10.9kReads8.9Score794Shelves
48. 148 惊 Shocking! An Unofficial Player Creates the Strongest Team 惊！编外玩家，创造最强战队了 Guan Chao关嘲Sports7.0M WordsCompleted He is down on his luck, and the 10 yuan in his pocket is all he owns. He calls himself a veteran gamer, but who would have guessed the only game he has ever played was an outdated single-player title that was abandoned years ago? Getting the chance to join as an unofficial player seems to be the greatest achievement he is capable of. They call him the dumbest player around. But against all expectations, as he gradually grows through one ridiculous misadventure after another, he goes on to build 266Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 149 伤 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 Dong Jiuri东九日Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 82Reads8.7Score—Shelves
50. 150 网 Online Gaming: A God-Tier Talent from the Start 网游：开局获得神级天赋 Yi Chen亦晨Sports7.0M WordsCompleted When online gaming and reality merge. After being betrayed by his brothers and lover, Zhang Yi returns reborn from eight years in the apocalypse. Armed with a supreme artifact and god-tier talent he obtained before his rebirth, he enters the game once more. The world will be reset in Zhang Yi’s hands... 10.8kReads8.5Score1.8kShelves

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