My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People

Name: My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People
Author: Jian Xi

小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人

by Jian Xi (简兮)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[A small ensemble cast + romance]

After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death.

She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat!

Things don’t go according to plan. In the story, her senior brothers and sister from the sect she joins all meet one tragic fate after another.

The gentle eldest senior sister is betrayed by her Daoist partner, falls into demonic cultivation, wipes out the scumbag’s entire clan, then gets killed by the heroine in the name of vanquishing evil?

Lin Yun returns from the mortal realm with ten handsome men. “Eldest Senior Sister, these are my gifts to you.”

The second senior brother gets one moment of concern from the heroine and becomes her devoted lapdog. He eventually dies pierced by a thousand arrows while saving her?

Lin Yun stands outside his door with a megaphone. “Second Senior Brother, how’s your digestion today? How many ounces did you manage? I’ll play you a tune to help you sleep.”

The third senior brother is obsessed with alchemy. The heroine gives him a ninth-grade pill recipe, and he recklessly tries to make a Soul-Returning Pill for her. The furnace explodes, badly injuring his spiritual consciousness and leaving him a fool.

Lin Yun says, “Third Senior Brother, this is the real ninth-grade pill recipe. And here’s the Nine Heavens Divine Flame Furnace. It won’t explode even if the heavens do!”

The fourth senior brother’s jade flute, his magical weapon, breaks. The heroine gives him a dusty jade flute, and from then on he vows to follow her to the death. He eventually dies in a spirit beast’s belly while helping her steal its egg?

Lin Yun says, “Fourth Senior Brother, I forged this magical weapon for you. It’s called the Soul-Reaping Suona!”

During the war between immortals and demons, the heroine retreats in the middle of battle. The fifth senior brother fights several demon generals alone, then blows himself up to take them all with him?

Lin Yun says, “Fifth Senior Brother, the world is treacherous. If you can’t win, run. If you see injustice, take the long way around!”

Other names

The Goofy Junior Sister Carries Her Entire Sect with Qi Refining沙雕小师妹靠炼气期带飞整个宗门Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

562Chapters

14.9kReads · 30 days

2.8MReads · all time

1.8kShelves

9.2Score

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Um, my dear author, I have a small request: could you please not omit so much...? I suggest more detailed descriptions, but the author really, really writes exceptionally well; I've only read four chapters so far. (Please don't criticize me, please don't criticize me.) The author's plot logic is really well written.
77 likes2y ago
This book is the best I've read besides Ye Langlang's. Every character the author creates is vivid and unique, and Lin Yun's character is also very distinct. In short, it's a great read.
47 likes2y ago
Awesome! A perfect blend of hilarious and absurd. The junior sister's personality is the embodiment of all the resentment we working-class folks feel. Author, please update soon, or I'll send you razor blades!
46 likes3y ago
It's really good! There are so many funny moments. The female lead is very strong, and her interactions with the male lead are hilarious. Every character is very unique, especially the female lead's senior brothers and sisters. It's just that there aren't enough chapters to read! 👀❤️❤️❤️
33 likes2y ago
It's truly amazing! The ensemble cast is fantastic, there are no awful characters, and the original male and female leads don't cause trouble. Their presence is minimal, and all the sects in the lower realm are incredibly united. Even later, the human, demon, and monster races unite to fight a common enemy. I read from the first chapter to the last without a single boring moment.
29 likes1y ago
The content is good and funny, but the updates are a bit slow. Author, please update more frequently! Go go go!
29 likes2y ago
So good! 😄😄😄 I laughed throughout the whole thing! The junior sister's character is well-developed and a bit silly.
27 likes3y ago
It's great! The pairing of Long Hao and Lin Yun is also quite sweet.
22 likes2y ago
It's so good! Although many people didn't like the name Long Hao at first, after getting into the character, I personally think it's not bad. Hao Hao is also very cute. Unlike other male leads who are aloof and treat everyone except the female lead as if they are nothing, the people the female lead comes into contact with are all genuinely kind.
19 likes1y ago
Hahaha, this is so good! It's hilarious! It's just that Lin Yun's straight-laced personality is heartbreaking. I hope the author can speed up the development of their relationship!
19 likes2y ago