Any Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Cramp Up at Midnight? 半夜笑到抽筋的小说，有没有

1. 701 暴 The Short-Tempered Diplomat: Everyone Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 暴躁外交官：我的心声被人听见了 Udo Knight优度骑士Urban990k WordsOngoing White Elephant Nation: We won this war. Chu Ning: Congratulations, congratulations. (You idiot, listen to yourself. Does that sound like something a sane person would say?) Gaul Chicken: Our Rafale fighter jets are second to none. Chu Ning: Exactly, exactly. (We just shot down a whole bunch of them. Who gave you the nerve to say that?) Eagle Sauce: Our stealth bombers are the best! Chu Ning: Absolutely. I can see them perfectly clearly! Other people can hear my thoughts. As long as I touch someo 480Reads6.6Score217Shelves
2. 702 让 I Asked You to Pose as a Taoist Priest, So Why Are You Wearing a Celestial Master's Robe? 让你假扮道士，你怎么披上天师服 Fish Above the Clouds云上鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Hardcore] [Popular Science] [Urban] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Ye Guan cosplayed a mad Daoist priest at an anime convention. His costume was so convincing that people mistook him for a real Daoist and invited him to their company to perform a ritual. Just then, he awakened the True or Fake Celestial Master System. The company wanted a lucky start to business? He invited the Three Gods of Wealth right through the door. But when a video of the ritual was posted online, netizens lau 30.5kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves
3. 703 你 Why Mess With Him? He's an Eighty-Year-Old Geezer With Cancer 你惹他干嘛？他八旬老登还患癌 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban525k WordsCompleted [Original Novel of the Hit Short Drama] Qin Mu transmigrated, becoming not only an eighty-year-old man with no family, but also a terminal cancer patient with less than three months to live. Zero resistance to physical attacks, maxed-out resistance to magic. With an overpowered buff on his side, Qin Mu doesn't have to put up with anyone! On the subway, he smacks a self-righteous young woman who falsely accuses him of secretly filming her. On the basketball court, he smacks the square-dancing aun 9.6kReads8.0Score891Shelves
4. 704 契 A Contract Beast’s Behavior Shouldn’t Be Held Against Its Beastmaster 契约兽行为，勿上升至御兽师本身 Wind's Desire风欲Urban434k WordsOngoing [Beast Taming]+ [Choice-Based System]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Everyday Life]+ [One Heroine]+ [Beast Taming Evolution]+ [Beginner-Friendly] Mu Buhai transmigrates to a world of Beast Taming. He discovers that, although its social structure is much like Earth’s, it is ruled by Beast Tamers, for whom might makes right. When people here turn fifteen, they have a chance to awaken a contracted beast. These beasts can grow stronger and reach heights that surpass even the power of Earth’s science. And when a 63Reads6.6Score—Shelves
5. 705 反 Villain: More Children, More Blessings, the Heroines Fall Apart 反派：多子多福，女主们崩坏了 All the World天下人间Urban866k WordsOngoing Villain | Invincible from the start | Build up the family | Decisive and ruthless | Mastermind behind the scenes | Build a power base After transmigrating as the rich, handsome villain of a novel, Xu Liang panicked when faced with the imminent destruction of his family. Luckily, the Family System activated: developing the family would make him stronger. So... before the story could even begin, Xu Liang made his preparations in advance and kicked off the hunt... By the time the plot began, he was 56.2kReads9.1Score4.3kShelves
6. 706 摆 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5kReads9.0Score339Shelves
7. 707 多 More Children, More Blessings: The Immortal Maidens' Fertility Goes Through the Roof 多子多福，仙子孕气爆炸 The Sixth White第六白Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama, so read with confidence] Ye Kaishan transmigrated to the Cultivation World and spent his life pursuing immortality and the Dao, but he had no spiritual roots. Fortunately, there was still a way forward. Just as he was nearing the end of his life, the more children, more blessings System arrived in time. A hundred years of hard cultivation couldn't compare to one night for the Patriarch. He founded a sect and carved up the Three Thousand Realms, while Ye family's desc 52.9kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves
8. 708 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Eldest Grandson: Grandpa, Want a Chicken Cutlet? 大唐皇长孙：皇爷爷！你吃鸡排吗 Jackfruit Sheep菠萝蜜多羊Historical2.7M WordsOngoing Li Yi transmigrates into the past and becomes Li Shimin’s eldest grandson! He gets the Old Geezer Treasure Chest System, which binds him to Li Shimin. All he has to do is get under Old Li’s skin to trigger a treasure chest drop! Li Yi: “Grandpa Emperor, do you want some chicken?” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, Grandpa Emperor doesn’t eat any.” Li Yi: “Then I’ll eat it!” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, do you want some lychees?” Li Yi: “Sure!” Li Shimin: “Grandson, how have your studies been going lately? 153.2kReads8.1Score18.2kShelves
9. 709 爆 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Fantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.1kReads—Score106Shelves

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   ❤️✧ෆ◞◟˃̶̤⌄˂̶̤⋆Biubiu This is hilarious! It's absolutely [the group's darling + inner voice + system + mythological fanfiction + best friend + transmigration + comedy] Monkey King: Laozi, how do I cure my disciple? Speak human language! Laozi: You need a wisp of the essence of the Immortal Tree, a drop of the spirit breath of the Ten Witches, and a jade ornament. Monkey King: ... Can you say something I can understand? Laozi: To the Queen Mother, to the Underworld, to me. Monkey King: Just tell me you want my life! #This recipe is harder than my journey to the West

10. 710 背EN My Family Is So Ridiculously Powerful, My System Broke 背景有亿亿亿亿亿点大，系统崩了 Ye Huohuo叶火火Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted A System that makes you invincible from the start? Chen Mu asked, “What can you do?” System: [Complete missions to earn massive rewards: cultivation techniques, money, divine weapons… Everything you need to make the Host invincible!] Cultivation techniques? My uncle is the foremost creator of them. A few casual strokes from him are enough to produce the finest technique in the world! Money? My older sister’s trading company does business throughout the entire Great Azure World. It’s richer than 48.1kReads9.1Score5.1kShelves
11. 711 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜：将军的小棉袄漏风了 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 6.1kReads8.8Score669Shelves
12. 712 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 7.5kReads7.4Score1.1kShelves

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    Oh my! What an incredibly adorable little cutie! So cute yet fierce, super protective of her own, brimming with a sense of justice, and relentlessly slapping down and punishing the scum without hesitation. One book is complete, another is a sequel. I absolutely love Xiao Chenyu.

13. 713 魔 Demon Lord! The Women of the Dual-Cultivation Sect Lifted the Lid Off Your Coffin 魔尊！你棺材被合欢派女修给掀了 Longing Day and Night寤寐思之Ancient Romance309k WordsCompleted [Reborn + Yandere Demon Venerable + Invincible Domain + Junior Sister] A stunningly beautiful female disciple of the Hehuan Sect discovers a Demon Venerable who has slept for a hundred thousand years in a cave. Not only does she take advantage of him, she also makes off with all his wealth. When the Demon Venerable wakes, he hunts her across the entire continent. Five years later, she returns with an adorable child. The child is born with immense strength and possesses a domain space. Not only d 591Reads9.0Score100Shelves

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    🌈🌈Recommended on Douyin, it's hilarious! ③ I couldn't stop laughing while watching it, you'll lose if you don't laugh yourself to death! I was rolling around in bed laughing. A female disciple of the Hehuan Sect was framed and even shattered the coffin lid of the Demon Lord. "Once a lord, always a lord," the poor Demon Lord could only silently endure...

14. 714 全 The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person 全球修假仙，只有我一个普通人 Mortal with a Brush凡人执笔Urban313k WordsCompleted [Unhinged Humor + No Logic + Turn Your Brain Off + No Heroine + Just Have Fun (The best stuff is in the comments. If you make it through 30 chapters without laughing, come fight me.)] One morning, everyone in the world wakes up and starts cultivating immortality. Someone claims to be a Kunlun cultivator, waving a jianbing and insisting it's the legendary Haotian Mirror, then tries to recruit Li Luo! Someone claims to be a Sword Immortal from Mount Shu, pulls out a skateboard, and insists on givi 563Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    The whole world is full of delusional chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur), and the

15. 715 娇 The Sweet Beauty Wants to Break Up, and the Cold CEO Panics 娇滴滴美人要分手，禁欲总裁急了 Playing the Rouge Beauty戏红妆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After three years as a secret girlfriend, Ruan Zhixia is disillusioned and decides to dump the man and focus on her career. The once-arrogant, pampered man keeps exceeding her expectations with how accommodating he is. When a rich second-generation heir pursues her, he says, “Let’s make our relationship public, even though I won’t marry you.” When a scheming woman provokes her, he says, “You’ll always be my girlfriend. Don’t worry.” Ruan Zhixia: ? Lu Jingshen knows Ruan Zhixia would never break 1.2kReads8.3Score101Shelves

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    💞I think the plot is pretty good. The male lead is in love but unaware of it, and his upbringing might have contributed to some flaws in his personality. Those who call him a jerk or an ordinary guy, I don't know what they're thinking. In the beginning, his emotional intelligence was low; he didn't care much about those around him, and he didn't pay attention to those shameless people using him to create scandals. Later, he slowly realized this and changed. Do you even know what "ordinary guy" means? He's not ordinary at all; he's a big CEO! And the female lead was initially a simp; the male lead enjoyed and got used to her being around him. He needed a catalyst to see his own feelings clearly, and here she is, giving him that opportunity, making his pursuit of her a nightmare. And then they say they'll change the male lead? I hope the author won't be influenced by some comments and will stick to their original vision and follow their own ideas.

16. 716 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 22.7kReads7.6Score2.8kShelves

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    A hilarious transmigration novel set in the 1960s, this is a farcical comedy that doesn't live up to its title. The female lead is a professional money-grabber, eccentric, sarcastic, and ruthless. The villains lead the way, while she relentlessly steals everything, enjoying the satisfaction of emptying the house along the way. She brutally punishes and humiliates the villains, making them suffer terribly. The plot is explosive and incredibly funny; you'll laugh until you question your existence in the middle of the night.

17. 717 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance564k WordsOngoing [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 13Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 718 穿 The Villain Transmigrates Into a Book, and Every Heroine in This Story Has Gone Crazy 穿书反派，这届女主都疯了 Buying Wine on a Cold Night寒夜沽酒Urban533k WordsCompleted She transmigrates into a book, playing a villain who fawns over the protagonist and keeps getting face-slapped. Once she finishes the plot, she can take all the top-tier skills she acquired in the book back to reality and reunite with her family. Unexpectedly, the mission goes wrong, and the plot resets. This time, the story seems to be going a little off script. “Hey, Mu Bingxuan, aren't you supposed to slap me in the face with the flowers right now?” “Why are you accepting the flowers in front 17.7kReads8.6Score1.1kShelves
19. 719 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.6kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
20. 720 齐 Langya of Qijun 齐郡琅琊 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Historical762k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + rise to power + industrial superpower + Western Zhou + Qi + Jiang Ziya + close-knit siblings + meticulously researched historical wish fulfillment] A pair of modern genius siblings, both with PhDs, transmigrate into the fief of Jiang Ziya in the Western Zhou dynasty. The elder brother, Lin Minghe, has a doctorate in materials science and is an expert in metallurgy. His younger sister, Lin Qiw Wu, has a doctorate in medicine and has also studied biology. They wake up as the youn 34Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 721 祖 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 I Have Two Swords我有两把剑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 7.2kReads9.2Score707Shelves
22. 722 冤 My Whole Hapless Family Heard My Thoughts, and We All Turned Villainous 冤种全家听我心声后，全员黑化 Xing Hui星茴Ancient Romance562k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + doted-on-by-everyone + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + powerful characters] Ye Jingyue became the real daughter of a marquis’s household full of hapless victims. [Mother, the scandal that ruined your reputation back then was all schemed by that scumbag father. He wanted your dowry, kept a mistress, and switched your real daughter with hers.] So her mother divorced the scumbag, kicked him out, reclaimed her dowry, and cleared out the entire marquis’s estate! [Big Brother, 19.3kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
23. 723 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 154.8kReads9.3Score16.2kShelves

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    These books are humorous and witty, guaranteed to make you laugh your head off.

24. 724 别 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 Leng LianL冷怜LModern Romance202k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Sweet romance novel lovers, hurry up! While others shower their partners with gifts like bags and flowers, this domineering CEO pampers his girlfriend by tucking char siu into his coattails—it's so sweet it's almost sickeningly funny!

25. 725 弱 I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我，却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔 Ouyang Yun欧阳晕Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this 7.8kReads9.2Score622Shelves
26. 726 八 The 1980s: The Cold-Faced Officer Is Wrapped Around the Sickly Beauty's Finger 八零：冷面军官被病弱美人拿捏了 Little Silly Goose小呆鹅Modern Romance571k WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Martial arts prodigy Jiang Nianzhi transmigrates into a book and arrives in an alternate version of the 1980s, where she becomes a delicate, frail beauty. Thinking she would run into one terrible person after another, she rolls up her sleeves, ready to beat them all into submission. But her feisty mother favors girls over boys, her white-lotus sister is a doting sister-con, her grandmother is a beauty enthusiast, and her little brother has 83kReads9.4Score13.3kShelves

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    [Angry][Heart][Sad] My 10.0 Rating, you all have to see this, the best on the entire Tomato website! [Drooling][KISS][KISS] "Old Shen, my sister is a bit chubby, a bit dark-skinned, a bit short, but she's incredibly well-behaved, perfect as a wife." Shen Cheng wasn't interested in women, treating his gun like a wife, and righteously rejected her. Until his family came to visit him at the barracks, he saw Jiang Nianzi, a beautiful woman in a cheongsam, red lips and black hair, who called out sweetly to his comrade, "Brother." Shen Cheng grabbed his comrade's neck: "This is the sister you were talking about?"

27. 727 酱 The Immortal Cultivation Rules of Soy-Braised Duck 酱板鸭的修仙法则 Didn't Wash My Feet Yesterday昨天没洗脚Eastern Fantasy209k WordsCompleted [Wild imagination]+ [Absurd comedy]+ [No limits] Good news: I didn't die. I transmigrated. Bad news: I transmigrated into a soy-sauce duck. Good news: I smell pretty delicious. Bad news: Everyone who gets a whiff wants to eat me. This novel is wildly imaginative and has absolutely no limits... 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is quite funny.

28. 728 重 Reborn in 1999: From the Start, I Get Beaten Up by the Cool School Beauty 重生1999：开局被清冷校花揍 Little Qin from Kindergarten幼儿园小秦Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Campus Beauty + No System + Multiple Heroines + Romance + Everyday Life] Campus beauty: “Wang Yi, my feet are sore. Rub them…” Campus beauty: “Wang Yi, I'm scared of the dark. Hold my hand…” Campus beauty: “Wang Yi, you're mine now. You can't get away!” … Wang Yi woke from a deep sleep, reborn twenty years in the past at the college entrance exam. Faced with a paper that might as well have been written in another language, he was completely stumped. The exam had gone badly enough, 41.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
29. 729 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21.6kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
30. 730 重 Rebooting the Game: I Become a God in Infinite Reincarnation 重启游戏：我在无限轮回里封神 A Hauler's Road搬运工的路Sports1.4M WordsCompleted Esports player Su Ye is betrayed by a teammate he trusted and dies a tragic death in the beginner dungeon of The Endgame. On the brink of death, he awakens the Mark of Reboot: every death lets him turn back time, his stats stack permanently, and his memories and equipment are never reset! Carrying the hatred of his past life and the experience of a hundred cycles, he returns to the moment the game descends upon the world. He tears traitors apart, solos dungeons, and builds the strongest team. In —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It doesn't matter if you laugh or not, as long as it looks good.

31. 731 全 Global High Martial: My Luck Is Just a Little Too Strong 全球高武：我的幸运有亿点点强 Beast Girl of Shetoushan蛇头山的兽娘Eastern Fantasy217k WordsOngoing Lin Fan wakes to find himself “sent” by Earth’s will to another world shrouded in “black fog.” While everyone else struggles desperately to awaken their talents, his luck stat starts at one hundred million, and his talent, “Fortune Beyond the Heavens,” lets him make his wishes come true and turn his words into reality! He finds divine weapons just by walking around, enemies get struck by lightning, secret realms deliver treasures right to him, and even ferocious beasts fall into infighting and k 107Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Haha, this book is absolutely hilarious! That young man from that year amazed the world, but he couldn't amaze himself! Ying Yi time-traveled! The good news is, he traveled to ancient times! The bad news is, it's an unfamiliar dynasty! The good news is, he became the emperor! The bad news is, he was sidelined!! The only slightly good news is that he has three beautiful wives! The bad news is, all three wives are daughters of those three men who sidelined him, and they won't let him touch them…!!

32. 732 六 The Six Realms: A Stroke of the Brush Determines All Under Heaven 六界浮沉：执笔定苍生 A Hauler's Road搬运工的路Eastern Fantasy437k WordsCompleted Everyone says the Heavenly Dao is impartial and the immortals and Buddhas are compassionate. Yet they do not know that above the nine heavens, the Heavenly Dao treats all living beings as pieces on a board, while the immortals and Buddhas regard mortals as mere dogs. Su Yan, the direct son of an ancient Immortal Venerable, was born with a primordial chaos Dao body. His parents sealed him away with their lives while he was still an infant, leaving him to drift into the mortal world, where he beca —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 733 回 Back in the Zhenguan Era as the Crown Prince 回到贞观当太子 Cang Sheng苍笙Historical1.5M WordsCompleted "A sagely ruler embodies the virtue of an emperor, pacifying the people within and suppressing the barbarians without. He is endowed with the pure, unyielding essence of Heaven and Earth and the refined beauty of rivers and mountains. His talent surpasses all in his age, his spirit towers over the ages, his wisdom is enough to understand all the world's changes, and his courage is enough to seize command from an entire army. Brilliant as jade atop a peak, vast as the moon reflected on water, he 2.2kReads8.2Score110Shelves

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    This is really funny, believe me. Manual Dog head for protection

34. 734 梦 A Dream of the Tang Dynasty: The Carefree Prince of Zhenguan 梦回大唐：贞观逍遥王 Beast Girl of Shetoushan蛇头山的兽娘Historical446k WordsOngoing I’m Li Ke, transmigrated into the body of Li Shimin’s third son. I just wanted to be a laid-back slacker, flirt with girls, make a little money, and coast through life. Who knew there’d be no System, and my golden finger would be nothing more than what I learned from middle-school textbooks? I figure out how to make ice with saltpeter, and my Crown Prince brother rushes to go into business with me. I casually recite a poem and become a top-tier star in the Tang poetry scene... Li Shimin: Ke’er, 21Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 735 重 Reborn in 1975: From the Start, I Tore Up the Order to Return to the City 重生1975：开局撕毁回城调令 Great Cangyue大沧月Urban4.0M WordsCompleted Zhou Yang, an unrivaled patriot who devoted his whole life to his country, was reborn and returned to the remote mountain village where he had been sent down to work in 1975! Looking at the transfer order in his hand, this time he didn't hesitate. He tore it to shreds! In his previous life, he'd been blinded by greed and abandoned his wife and daughter to return to the city, watching helplessly as Li Youwei and her daughter met tragic deaths. Reborn, all Zhou Yang wanted was a warm home with his 160.6kReads9.5Score17.8kShelves
36. 736 六 The Sixties: The Supporting Actress Works Herself to the Bone and Outshines the Lucky Female Lead 六零，对照组女配卷死锦鲤女主 Moonless Young Master无月公子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + comedy + pocket dimension + punishing scumbags + troublemaker heroine + face-slapping + satisfying read + goofy humor + romance] A chaotic, hilarious career story, not a formulaic one. The heroine is cunning, scheming, unhinged, and becomes an official. It’s hell mode from the start: the original host was beaten to death by her awful grandmother, and less than two minutes after transmigrating, she was kicked into the hospital by her awful father. Cheng Miaomiao opens and close 63.2kReads9.1Score7.5kShelves

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    Miao Miao, transmigrated into the body of a supporting female character in the control group, is killed by her scumbag mother at the start, and then kicked into the hospital by her scumbag father after being reborn. But she decides to defy fate, sweeping through the entire scene, not only easily getting rid of her awful relatives, but also utterly humiliating the lucky heroine. Watch how she uses her wisdom and courage to trample all her opponents underfoot in the 1960s, enjoying an incredibly satisfying experience! [Eating popcorn][Eating popcorn][Eating popcorn][Learned][Learned][Learned]

37. 737 地 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 57.9kReads8.5Score8kShelves

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    Don't look at this while drinking water, or you'll burst out laughing.

38. 738 杀 I Slaughter Pigs Until I Go Mad, and Somehow I Can Talk to Their Organs 杀猪杀到疯，竟能与内脏对话 Setting Sun Beyond the Great Wall塞北残阳Eastern Fantasy818k WordsCompleted Zhang Sheng transmigrates to another world and becomes a butcher. However, the county magistrate entrusts him with an important task: becoming a coroner. Zhang Sheng knows nothing about the profession. Luckily, he can talk to organs. He also awakens the [Autopsy Compendium]. Every time he performs an autopsy, he receives a reward. Zhang Sheng: “How did you die?” Kidney: “I died from overwork.” [Examine a kidney: Multiply the strength of your waist and abdomen by a hundred!] [Examine a heart: Mul 4.1kReads8.2Score489Shelves

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    The multi-protagonist narrative is handled with ease, with three main storylines running parallel without contradicting each other. The protagonists from different backgrounds grow together as their fates intertwine, ultimately converging into a powerful historical force, showcasing exceptional narrative skill.

39. 739 被 After They Read My Mind, I Gave the Cultivation World a Shocking Dose of Gossip 被读心后，给修仙界一点吃瓜震撼 Magpie Branch鹊枝Ancient Romance541k WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you will enjoy them. Your support is the driving force behind my writing, and I will work hard to tell every story well! 2.6kReads9.1Score252Shelves

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    The female protagonist transmigrates into a cultivation novel, only to discover she possesses the ability to "reverse mind reading"—she can hear everything the entire sect thinks! Upon seeing her aloof master, she internally criticizes, "That white hair looks like a mop, that robe looks like a sack," only to have her master immediately ask with a dark expression, "Do you think my taste is flawed?" When the Demon Lord appears, her thought, "His underwear is on backwards," instantly breaks the villain's composure, leaving him petrified.

40. 740 桃 Peach Village Women 桃村女人花 Li Liulang李六郎Urban4.6M WordsOngoing Old Jiang of Divine Dragon Village fished a young man with amnesia out of the river. After getting him registered in the household records, Old Jiang passed away. The local thug Jiang Dalong tricked Jiang Dazhu, only to be knocked unconscious by the village chief. When he woke up, he had gained a mysterious inheritance. He went on to heal the sick, help the poor and the vulnerable, and make his way to glory. 13.4kReads9.0Score881Shelves

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    In nearby villages, the bride price was generally only 100,000 yuan, but 200,000 yuan was double that. Old Wang, knowing his son was mentally challenged, knew he couldn't afford to miss this opportunity. He gritted his teeth, took out his 100,000 yuan, and shamelessly borrowed from all sides to scrape together 200,000 yuan, finally managing to get his son a wife. One second the villagers were praising Wang Dazhuang's handsome looks, the next he grinned, drool dripping from his mouth, making everyone shake their heads. "No wonder Wang the Fool was drooling, it's because he saw the beautiful bride." Following Wang Dazhuang's gaze, everyone immediately realized what was going on. Looking at the bride next to him, she was incredibly beautiful, with exquisite features and a stunning figure. Her looks were among the best in the surrounding area. It was a pity whose daughter she was.

41. 741 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.6M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
42. 742 哎 Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀！我七原罪，得了MVP！ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee 142.7kReads9.3Score16.7kShelves

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    🍐🍐🍐Chute Sack, take a look! It mainly talks about: [Dark humor + comedy + decisive killing + global setting + unique plot + single female lead + semi-invincible + brain-teasing (brainless is also fine)] A global horror game has descended, and those chosen can participate in various challenges of inhuman difficulty... It's so good! 🍀🍀🍀

43. 743 村 The Village Idiot! 村里傻子！ Big Sister Who Knows Your Heart知心姐姐Urban3.7M WordsCompleted [Countryside + Divine Doctor] Wang Laoshi sold everything he owned to pay a 200,000-yuan bride price and find his son a wife. He never expected his daughter-in-law to run off with Li Fugui on their wedding day, only to be spotted by Wang Dazhuang. Dazhuang tried to call for help, but Li Fugui beat him unconscious. When he woke, Dazhuang inherited ancient medical arts, healed the sick and saved lives, made a fortune, and rose to the pinnacle of life. 18.3kReads9.0Score1.6kShelves
44. 744 与 Walking with Cherished Memories 与惜行 Clear Breeze Yearns for the Bright Moon清风思明月Ancient Romance3.4M WordsOngoing [Historical Fantasy, Adorable Family Favorite, Beast Speech, Pocket Dimension, Getting Revenge on Scum, Growing Stronger, Patriotism] Entirely written by hand, an original work with not a single AI-generated character. Any similarities are purely coincidental. A short drama adaptation is out now, so go check it out! The unlucky and penniless Li family finally has its only baby girl in a hundred years. From then on, their bad luck ends, and Grandpa is made a noble. The moment little Xibao is born 9.6kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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    I recommend these two books. The first is a female-oriented novel featuring a beloved character, adorable baby, mythical beasts, a special space, and animal language. It's free of any problematic elements and the theme is revenge. The second is a male-oriented novel.

45. 745 身 After I, the Senior Disciple, Heard My Fellow Disciples' Inner Thoughts 身为大师兄的我听到同门心声后 San Shangchuan三上川Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + laid-back daily life + mind reading + wild imagination + a System with a small role + irreverent cultivation] Xiao Lin had expected to live a smooth, peaceful life, until one day the System, which usually gave him mundane quests like fishing or picking flowers, suddenly assigned him a mission to resign as senior disciple. Xiao Lin was already growing tired of the role, so he went to find his junior brothers and sisters. That was when he realized he could hear voices no one e 11.4kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
46. 746 开 Frontier Reclamation: Life in the Village 开荒：屯子里的那些事儿 Little White Goose小小白鹅Urban6.3M WordsCompleted [Rural Life + Miracle Doctor + Decisive and Ruthless] A young man from the countryside was framed by his vicious girlfriend. Over the next two years, he mastered a whole range of skills, learning martial arts and medicine. The pretty older sister next door needs help. He has to do his good deed! Fan Ying: Su Chen, surely you have time to come help me today? 2.4kReads9.1Score552Shelves
47. 747 怪 It's My Fault for Being Too Talented; All I Can Do Is Crush Everything in My Path 怪我天赋太强，唯有无敌横推一切 Manchu-Han Feast满汉全席Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsCompleted They say there is an unrivaled being in the world. His talent is unmatched, towering above all creation. He has a sword, the greatest demonic sword in the world. He has a cultivation art, the greatest cultivation art in the world. He has a flame, the greatest divine fire in the world. He has countless beautiful women, each with a more terrifying background than the last... And he has... The young Ye Chen transmigrates to the world of cultivation for no apparent reason. From the start, he awakens 38.3kReads8.5Score3.5kShelves
48. 748 救 Help! This Lousy System Is Making Me Found a Sect! 救命！这破系统让我开宗立派！ The Crying of Xiao Xiao萧萧之鸣Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world as a sickly man, the male lead triggers a System: if he fails to save twenty people within three years, he’ll die of his illness. He sets off on a journey to save people, meeting one lovely confidante after another along the way. In the end, he’s forced to found a sect and finds his happy ending. (This is not a cultivation novel.) The premise is fairly fresh, leaving behind the traditional level-up-and-fight-monsters formula. The protagonist is frail at firs 35.6kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
49. 749 开 Waiting to Die from the Start? I Trick My Sick Friend into Applying to a Cultivation University 开局等死？忽悠病友报考修仙大学 A Young Man Like a Blade少年如刀Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Also known as: Is It Really So Strange for a Principal to Beat Up Demons and Monsters from Every Realm? Yu Nian transmigrates and fools his fellow patients into applying to his cultivation university. Laughs all the way, cultivates all the way! “He's chasing a plane on a flying sword, and you expect us to believe in science?” “Breaking news! A ten-year-old kid speedruns Fengmen Village, and ghosts flee in every direction!” “Is Yu Nian going through a tribulation? He randomly struck a few lucky v 3.6kReads8.6Score375Shelves

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    Let's not even talk about Dali; the second book is especially hilarious, like when the principal passed away [smirk].

50. 750 恐 Horror Game: My Luck Is So Broken I Leave Everyone Stunned 恐怖游戏：运气逆天的我秀到爆 I'll Give You a Piece of My Mind我顶你个肺Urban5.8M WordsOngoing (Comedy, shameless antics, satisfying wish fulfillment, lighthearted humor, a nearly invincible protagonist, and plenty of goofy fun.) After transmigrating to a parallel world, Xu Yueguang, whose luck is off the charts, gets locked up in a psychiatric hospital for constantly doing crazy things on purpose. He’s just escaped when he stumbles into a deadly game. Russian roulette. “One bullet isn’t enough. I want five! One shot? You think I’m a coward? Make it three!” Xu Yueguang takes a revolver wi 21.3kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves

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