My Whole Hapless Family Heard My Thoughts, and We All Turned Villainous

Name: My Whole Hapless Family Heard My Thoughts, and We All Turned Villainous
Author: Xing Hui

冤种全家听我心声后，全员黑化

by Xing Hui (星茴)

Status: Completed
Length: 562k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Mind reading + doted-on-by-everyone + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + powerful characters]

Ye Jingyue became the real daughter of a marquis’s household full of hapless victims.

[Mother, the scandal that ruined your reputation back then was all schemed by that scumbag father. He wanted your dowry, kept a mistress, and switched your real daughter with hers.]

So her mother divorced the scumbag, kicked him out, reclaimed her dowry, and cleared out the entire marquis’s estate!

[Big Brother, you had it so rough. Your white moonlight colluded with bandits to trick you into going alone to rescue her, then gouged out your eyes.]

So when his white moonlight was kidnapped, he led three thousand elite soldiers straight to the bandits’ hideout and wiped them out. The furious bandits took revenge on the white moonlight, and she met a tragic end.

[Second Brother, during your autumn outing, your good friend, who was also the scumbag father’s illegitimate son, used you as a shield against a sword. You died horribly!]

So when a deadly arrow came flying at him, Second Brother simply fainted, and the illegitimate son suffered the consequences of his own actions.

[Third Brother, you had it even worse. That scumbag father framed you for having an affair with an imperial consort. They castrated you and locked you away in a Buddhist temple for the rest of your life!]

Third Brother trembled. In this life, he would have nothing to do with women.

[Elder Sister, you really need to wise up. The Second Prince married you to please the fake heiress. He treated you with cold indifference, caused you to miscarry, and left you depressed for the rest of your life.]

So Elder Sister dumped the scumbag, learned business, and set out on the path to becoming the heroine of her own story!

[Wow! The heir of the Duke’s estate is the posthumous son of the late empress. At first, he’s an otherworldly, aloof beauty. I want to marry him!]

[In the middle, he becomes a beautiful, strong, tragic yandere. The tension is perfect. I want to marry him!]

[By the end, he’s a ruthless, unhinged emperor after his fall to darkness. So hot! I want to marry him!]

Later, she stared blankly at the wedding crown and bridal robes sent over by this future iron-fisted emperor.

“You wanted to marry me, so I’ll marry you.”

Aaaah! I was only saying that in my head! I didn’t really want to marry you!

Stats

282Chapters

18.5kReads · 30 days

4.6MReads · all time

2.7kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.2Score

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Ahhhh! I was drawn in by the synopsis after finishing the last book, and the way the bad guys were dealt with was so satisfying! Author, please update soon!!!
141 likes2y ago
The entire movie was engaging and hilarious, adding a lot of smiles to my otherwise dull life 🤭
87 likes2y ago
It's great, but the updates are too slow! Then I felt the female lead's revenge on the crown prince was a bit too much. I didn't think he deserved to be stupid, and besides, isn't he the male lead's brother? He didn't seem to have done anything particularly heinous; he was just deceived by Ye Qingqing. I thought the female lead would cripple him and then restore him to normal.
84 likes2y ago
This is truly a wonderful historical romance novel in my opinion. The male and female leads have rich and interesting inner lives, and the plot is tightly woven. It's really great, and I recommend it to you ladies to read together—it's much more fun to read together! 💕
74 likes2y ago
Very good, highly recommended. It shows immediate revenge upon discovering an enemy, without slow, deliberate tactics – a much more exciting and direct approach than those leisurely, drawn-out schemes.
71 likes2y ago
The perfect female protagonist, Ye Jingyue, lives a tragic life in modern times. After her family suffers, she reaches fifty and is chosen by the God of the Underworld, who is about to undergo a life-altering tribulation, to become a half-life God. She embarks on missions across various planes, entering a retirement plane before ascending to godhood.
47 likes2y ago
Emma, this author has a really interesting soul! The whole book is lighthearted and funny, I especially love it. The part about urging for more updates turns into a battle of wits, but it's still quite entertaining. The inner monologues are hilarious, I love it! I sometimes feel that way too. Let's all have fun! The author is really funny! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
46 likes2y ago
It's really good, and funny too. The score shouldn't be so low.
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Great, it kept me up all night reading it! That's exactly how novels should be – direct and brutal, no beating around the bush at all! Hahahaha!
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How moving! I found this novel today, and finished it today too, word for word, chapter for chapter. Watching this group of people stumble and fall yet walk with unrestrained freedom, experiencing laughter and sorrow, it felt to me more than just words on paper; it was a collection of living, breathing people, with souls and their own identities. 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
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