Waiting to Die from the Start? I Trick My Sick Friend into Applying to a Cultivation University
开局等死？忽悠病友报考修仙大学
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
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- 4y ago
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- He Survived Heavenly Tribulation, and You Want Us to Believe in Science?他都渡劫了，让我们相信科学？Alternate title on Fanqie
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I've written several books already, and now another new one is launching. Dear readers, please give it a five-star review! 🤗🤗🤗
This is the first time I've received a like from an author after reading thousands of novels 😭
The plot is interesting and overall good, but there are some minor flaws in the details, such as the lack of descriptions of meals and the rain shower. However, I'll just consider the rain shower as enough to satisfy my craving, haha. The author's interaction with the reader is frequent, which makes me feel a sense of connection.
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It's good! I hope there's no female lead. I'm currently around chapter 50 and it's not too bad. It's not too saintly, and the plot is a bit funny. I was trying not to laugh all night. 😂
This book is funny and entertaining, but the leveling up is a bit too fast. The plot is a little bland. But overall, it's alright. I look forward to the author's next novel in the same genre. Keep up the good work and create even greater success!
It's really good! The moment I saw it, I was hooked and couldn't tear myself away. The story is heartwarming, and the male lead is funny yet... (I'm at a loss for words, I can't find the right ones)... Anyway, author, your writing is superb, keep up the good work, we support you!
This book is so good, it's exactly my type, but the updates are too infrequent, it's not enough! It would be great if it updated a hundred or eighty chapters a day! 😊😊😊😊😊😊
Writing a book is no easy feat, five stars! Wow, the author's advertising is so good even capitalists would weep. The book itself is quite good; the writing is light and easy, not complicated, and the subject matter is relatively novel, showing the author's own ideas. (Although the essence of this kind of subject matter is still quite old-fashioned.)
The subject matter is very novel; I haven't found any similar books on Tomato Books yet. I find this genre very enjoyable. Could someone recommend a few similar titles?