Why Mess With Him? He's an Eighty-Year-Old Geezer With Cancer
你惹他干嘛？他八旬老登还患癌
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 525k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 9mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- After Reincarnating as an Old Man, I Bound Myself to the Justice-Seeking Old Timer System穿成老头后，绑定正义老登系统Former title · until Oct 2026
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1/46 Read it in one go! That's called a six in play. Who dares to fight for supremacy with me even if I'm not even ninety years old? That pile of cases is a symbol of my invincible strength. This gray hair is the hallmark of my great achievements, and these age spots are the proof of my battle with time [sneaky laugh]
This novel seems quite enjoyable, at least in the first 50 chapters, but when it comes to being separated from the comedy, it feels uncomfortable, because no one cares about those things in reality, ugh 🤦
This book is so good, it makes me feel happy. The cool points are outstanding, the jokes are dense, and the rhythm is perfect. I recommend it to an 80-year-old bookworm (remember to delete the content in parentheses for fifty cents).
The content is very substantial and the plot is dense. I came across the adapted cat meme on site b and clicked in. The book is more interesting than the video ૮ ´͈ ᗜ `͈ ა♡ It's actually not nutritious, but I think if you are a person with normal outlook, you should like it.
This book is honest, very interesting and funny. It's not like others who just look for beauties if there aren't enough of them.
I'm very curious about this book. It's very well written, and it's refreshing, but not mindless. Keeping up with the pace of society, various memes emerge in endlessly. Why is the rating not high? It didn't even get an 8.0. I think a 9 is not too much. After all, there are many works with a score of 9 or above on this Tomato, but I don't think they are as good as this book.
It's very beautiful, well-organized, non-toxic throughout, and very funny.
[Working on draft] The existence of the male protagonist (Buff stacked: 80 years old, terminally ill, dying frequently) can punish some bad people, such as those who are disrespectful to the elderly, ungrateful, incompetent, deceitful, criminals, etc. Combined with social events, it would be great if reality also has such unselectable protagonists as judges. Although the plot will be [homogeneous], it is indeed quite enjoyable. It's okay to read it once, but I won't be interested in reading it twice. Suitable for those who don't want to use their brains/pass the time/those who are in book shortage period It is suitable for doing two things at the same time, such as listening to novels and playing games at the same time, or brushing other software. Because the plots are actually pretty much the same. Just listen, no need to delve into the plot.
Fun Also funny Abstract, remediate t0 Regular visitor to the police station Bidu war god There is just a feeling of forced blood and tear-jerking in some places. Other issues are minor (updated) Generally speaking, the latter is almost the same (Abandoned)
The novel is very exciting. It is written through things that often happen in reality. The characters are full of personality, the angle is strange, and the conception is far-reaching! Realistic and down-to-earth, 👍🏻!