Any Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Cramp Up at Midnight? 半夜笑到抽筋的小说，有没有

1. 501 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance624k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.7kReads—Score109Shelves

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   This book is really good and hilarious.

2. 502 医 The Immortal Doctor Searches for His Wife in the City 医仙都市寻妻 Patriarch of the Family家道老祖Urban206k WordsOngoing Ten thousand years ago, the immortal healer Long Yuan secluded himself to challenge the Heavenly Dao, but his enemies took advantage of his absence. His four Dao companions stood before the mountain gate with their mortal bodies, shielding it until their souls were scattered, leaving behind only four fragments of their primordial spirits. When he emerged from seclusion, the world had fallen silent. He burned the Nine Hells in fury and defied the cycle of reincarnation. Exhausting ten thousand ye 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Check out my recommendations! If you don't like them, you don't have to pay! [Winking face]

3. 503 什 What? You Want Me to Go to Heaven and Find a Fairy Wife? 什么？让我上天找个仙子当媳妇 Little Coal Person小煤人Eastern Fantasy3.0M WordsCompleted [Scheming, devious, shameless, anything but innocent, a sly old fox, stealthily growing stronger, genius, ridiculously powerful, maybe funny, a little outrageous, utterly unserious] Why does the underwear of Shushan’s tens of thousands of female disciples keep disappearing? Why does Shushan’s Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken shriek in the middle of the night? Why do Shushan’s elixirs and spirit herbs keep getting stolen…? When Zhang Yu, Shushan’s laziest, most useless, most infuriatingly crafty, opp 4.8kReads8.1Score438Shelves
4. 504 西 The Great Celestial Demolition Crew 西拆记：天庭最牛拆迁别动队 Eastern Yi Wine Drinker东夷酒客Eastern Fantasy826k WordsCompleted The westbound civil service exam squad is here! I’m getting a government job along the Journey to the West! The Tightening Spell means: “A secure position, permanent status, and a raise!” Master Three Demolitions, Sun Wukong the Demolisher, Zhu Bajie the Demolition Expert, Sha Wujing the Demolitionist, plus a big dog that specializes in biting people below the belt, form Heaven’s mightiest demolition squad. They mark out circles in the Hall of Miraculous Heaven and write “Demolish” along the wes 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The Monkey King's embarrassing battles with Chang'e, Princess Iron Fan, the White Bone Demon, the Muscular Dragon Girl... Ahhh! Thank you!

5. 505 守 After Three Years as a Widow, I Took Grandma to Join My Officer Husband 守寡三年我带奶奶投奔军官老公啦 Wasabi Lemon芥末柠檬Modern Romance414k WordsCompleted The short drama is now streaming: The Lucky Wife of the 1970s: Her Tomb Raider Secret Identity Is Out! [Cold, tough military officer × female tomb raider, who later joins a research institute to serve her country] [Alternate-history military marriage + tomb-raiding System + married first, love later + raising kids + mind-reading + one-on-one, both leads inexperienced in love + nine-year age gap] [Reader's guide: The early chapters have a few plot holes, and the story is a silly comedy with no lo 10.9kReads8.6Score1.2kShelves
6. 506 魅 The Immortal Venerable Who Charms the World: My System Only Goes After Female Immortals 魅世仙尊：我的系统专撩女仙 Patriarch of the Family家道老祖Eastern Fantasy186k WordsOngoing Core tags: multiple heroines, humor, transmigration, cultivation, not a power fantasy (with unconventional power-fantasy moments) Male lead: Long Yuan (a transmigrator who awakens the Immortal Maiden Conquest System and cultivates charm instead of strength) After dying from staying up all night, Long Yuan transmigrates into the Qingyun Sect and becomes an outer disciple with the same name. Others start off with divine arts or sacred physiques, but he's bound to the "Immortal Maiden Conquest Syst 4Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 507 军 Military Marriage: You Want to Send Me to the Countryside? I'll PUA Your Whole Family 军婚:逼我下乡?我PUA他全家 Li Baozhu李宝珠Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple + Pocket Dimension] In her previous life, Fang Ying was poisoned by her stepmother and grew uglier by the day. Her childhood sweetheart and fiancé got together with her stepmother’s daughter. Then her entire family pressured her to give up her place at a workers, peasants, and soldiers university and go to the countryside in the other girl’s place! She turned around and married her fiancé’s uncle, a decorated soldier. But he died in action si 53.3kReads9.0Score7.2kShelves
8. 508 老 My Husband Is 27 Years Older? No Problem, He's Got Money 老公大二十七？没关系啊有钞能力 Han Yanyan韩炎炎Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (An old flame reignited + a 12-year age gap) A restrained, fatherly older man carefully tempts an innocent young woman who is short on both money and love. Mu Tiantian’s mother, the only family she has, urgently needs surgery costing five hundred thousand yuan. With nowhere else to turn, Mu Tiantian spots an ad on a roadside lamppost offering a large sum of money for a child. In her desperation, she contacts the man. Nervous, she mistakes the final 6 for an 8 and dials the wrong number, reaching 46.3kReads8.0Score3.8kShelves
9. 509 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 563kReads9.7Score72.5kShelves

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   Funny Novels 🔥 I've scoured my library and unearthed a few laugh-out-loud gems for you 😂, guaranteed to give you the experience of "laughing until the neighbors call the police"— 🌸① A mudslide has arrived in the cultivation world! The female protagonist, Chi Miao, uses the "Sneaky History System" to run rampant in the cultivation world, corrupting the aloof sword cultivator into someone who believes "only shamelessness can break through all swords," and making the Buddhist disciple obsessed with social dances. The entire cultivation world is thrown into chaos by her antics. When you see the young master of the Qin Sect diligently practicing his driving test to defeat his enemies, 😂 you'll definitely laugh so hard you'll smash your phone in your face… 🌸② Qian Lai is reborn with a "Poor Guy Transformation System," where he can become rich overnight by going crazy on live stream. This world has finally become the ideal it should be—everyone is mentally ill! Watching his outrageous antics during his verbal battles with his awful relatives is ten times more exciting than a Spring Festival Gala skit, 😆 so you might want to have some heart medication on hand while reading. 🌸③Zhang Fan's funeral parlor brings bad luck to whoever follows him; a fighting blogger was knocked out with a single punch after making a boast; streamers across the internet are crying and begging to unfollow. You laugh and then realize you're apologizing to your neighbor… 🌸④ Depressing streamer Wang Shifeng's "comforting" quotes: After suffering in this life, you can suffer in the next! Can't cure a brat? Well…👀 Every outburst is a heavy blow to the soul. After watching his "healing" livestream, you'll feel life suddenly brighten up🌸… 🌸⑤ After transmigrating into the book, Yu Yao completely lets loose. A green tea b*tch claims she's never been in a relationship? She directly confronts her, "I'm just here to make money"; caught by paparazzi driving a luxury car? She quickly posts her marriage certificate to slap them in the face. This kind of crazy beauty who thinks "you can't kidnap me if I don't have morals" challenges the limits of laughter in every chapter 😂... 🌸⑥ Lin Bei's motto is "Just go crazy when things get tough." He argues with a pregnant woman on the high-speed rail, curses at saints on live stream, and is a high-energy, immoral scene throughout. When he said, "I bought this seat for 600 yuan, pay me now and I'll give it up immediately," I laughed so hard I was crowing 😆... 🌸⑦ Xu Xiaoxiao brought a wooden fish to a wilderness survival competition, and the movie star performed "stewing herself in an iron pot" on the spot. In a dating reality show, while others were being affectionate, she threw a tantrum, and in the end, the entire internet cried out, "Xiaozi, don't go!" After reading this, you'll understand what it means to "defeat magic with magic"... 🌸⑧ Although it's a collection of jokes, the absurd logic that "men become women after marriage because women become men," coupled with memorable scenes like "Grandma paying" and "the neighbor hiring a sound engineer," turns toilet reading into a laughing gas bomb 😂... 🌸⑨ Forced by circumstances, Jiang Yao returned to her old profession. Who knew that she'd be arrested as soon as she emerged from the tomb? 😱 Interrogation room: "Name" "Jiang Yao" "Gender" "Female" "What did you do?" "Going to dig up my husband." Everyone: !!! Then her husband, with a dark face, pushed open the door!... 🌸The eighteenth book, a 9.9-rated Tomato Novel, is truly amazing and hilarious, highly recommended!!! It's so addictive, so full of witty remarks, incredibly stress-relieving. Read it when you're feeling down; it's definitely worth the investment~ ❤️💙💚💛💜❤️💙💚💛

10. 510 你EN What Makes You Think I'll Keep Liking You Forever? 你凭什么认为我会一直喜欢你呢 Night Rain i夜雨iUrban1.2M WordsCompleted [Everyday romance] [One female lead] [Mutual healing] Because of a promise made in childhood, Chen Lu spent seven whole years pursuing the girl he’d grown up with. In the end, all he got was a cold rejection. Chen Lu smiled in acceptance, but his heart had turned to ash… until he met the sweet, clumsy girl who’d come to thank him. The girl was lovely and innocent, standing alone in the rain right where the two of them had agreed to meet. “Why haven’t you left…?” The girl slowly lifted her head. 121.5kReads9.7Score14.2kShelves

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    🌿✨✨For a childhood promise, Chen Lu pursued his childhood sweetheart for seven whole years. In the end, all seven years of effort came to nothing. On the day of his heartbreak, he met the girl he could never let go of. Years later, at their wedding, "Could you 😭 take a break? Who pursued the other first?" "Most of the time, it was me [smiling] pursuing him," Chen Lu continued. "But I forgot, the best hunters 🥟 often appear as the prey."

11. 511 娱 Showbiz: He Caught a Snake with His Bare Hands, and You Call Him a Pretty Boy 娱乐：徒手擒蛇，你说他是小鲜肉 A Lucky Fortune Slip一支上上签Urban636k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he 11.2kReads9.2Score842Shelves

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    Books that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts

12. 512 震 Shocking! The Goddess Teacher Is Pregnant with My Triplets 震惊！女神老师怀了我的三胞胎 Storm Pear Melon暴雨梨瓜Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday Life + Sweet Romance + One Female Lead + Parenting Tips + Gorgeous, Mature Female Lead + All-Rounder] A few months ago, Su Chen, who was about to start college, unexpectedly met a stunning stranger at a bar. After the semester began, he was shocked to discover that she was the academy’s new English teacher, and the subject of endless gossip among the students. Even worse, she was pregnant with his triplets! “Ding! Host, stay calm. The Super Dad System has arrived!” With the System’s he 7.8kReads7.6Score547Shelves
13. 513 我 In the Celestial Prison, Immortal and Undying 我在天牢，长生不死 Jie Jie戒界Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing [No System + invincible + wish-fulfillment novel + no female lead + fantasy] After Chen Guanlou obtains immortality, he secures a stable job as a prison guard in the imperial prison and begins spending his days slacking off at work. Throughout the long years, he watches them build towering mansions, then watches those mansions collapse. He watches them ascend to the imperial court today, only to become prisoners beneath the steps tomorrow. He watches their families enjoy wealth and honor, then w 316.1kReads8.7Score14.5kShelves
14. 514 我 Me, a Slacker Livestreamer: I’ll Log Off Once I’ve Made 200 我，摆烂主播，挣够两百就下播 Eat Tomatoes, Don't Spit Out Potatoes吃番茄不吐土豆Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Su Yu unlocks the [Slacker System] and becomes a streamer. Once he earns 200 in tips, he can end the stream and claim a generous reward. Love songs too boring? One performance of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" kicks off a square-dancing craze! The audience got cheated on? One rendition of "Happy Breakup" wakes countless lovesick fools up to reality! The songs are too easy? A Peking opera performance of "The Drunken Concubine" leaves the whole crowd stunned! But every time the audience finishes 4.5kReads8.9Score406Shelves
15. 515 大 Great Tang: The Divine Princess's Husband, Getting Stronger by Being a Slacker 大唐：神级驸马爷，咸鱼就变强 Misty Rain’烟雨’Historical3.0M WordsCompleted [10,000 characters a day] + [Great Tang] + [alternate history] + [feel-good power fantasy] + [invincible] + [high-spirited] + [Showbiz] + [inventions] In the ninth year of Wude, Qin Mu arrived in Chang’an with a letter in hand and pushed open the gates of the Zhangsun residence. He awakened a System and received rewards. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the calligraphy techniques of the Sage of Calligraphy. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the legacy of the Immortal o 17.7kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves

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    These are all good, quite funny.

16. 516 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.7kReads9.4Score13kShelves

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    Family, let's go! This book is absolutely hilarious! I laughed until I couldn't breathe! I started out out of curiosity, but I'm completely hooked and now I desperately want to read it again!

17. 517 我 I, Pikachu, the Empress's Lazy Companion Beast 我，皮卡丘，女帝的咸鱼伴生兽 The Cook Makes Pancakes厨子做煎饼Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System + One Female Lead + Beast Taming + Lighthearted Daily Life] Chu Zi: In my previous life, I was a struggling writer. I spent all day writing until I worked myself to death. In this life, I've become a Pikachu, and I don't want to work hard anymore! Li Shu: In my previous life, I was an empress who could shatter mountains and rivers with a snap of my fingers. In this life, I still have to reach the pinnacle of the human race and defend it! Chu Zi: As a lazy Pikachu, all I want is to do my 249Reads7.8Score104Shelves

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    These books are laughable, even if you don't laugh.

18. 518 光 A Bald Man Who Knows Martial Arts: Even Demons Can’t Stop Him 光头会武术，魔神挡不住 Liu Laolang刘老浪Eastern Fantasy278k WordsOngoing If the helpless absurdity of fate in A Chinese Odyssey ever made you laugh and cry, if the entrance of the streetwise masters in Kung Fu ever set your heart racing, or if the line “What’s the difference between a person without dreams and a salted fish?” from Shaolin Soccer ever fired you up… then you might enjoy this story. It wraps the heart of “Stephen Chow comedy” in the shell of a Western fantasy adventure, telling the story of a band of eccentric boys and girls traveling through another wo 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You can only watch it at noon; you'll laugh yourself to death sooner or later.

19. 519 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Turned Out to Be the Horror Dungeon Boss 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 51.4kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves
20. 520 让 I Told You to Save Yourself, Not Call in the National Defense Forces 让你自救，没让你叫来国防部队 Crazy Little Milk Cream疯狂小奶酱Urban779k WordsCompleted Jiang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on a reality show where contestants experience elite professions. On the very first day of filming, three wanted criminals in red notices start chasing him. Just as netizens assume Jiang Fan is done for, he pulls off an incredible move. To save himself, Jiang Fan cuts through a national defense cable. Jiang Fan: Urgent question. If I’m being kidnapped, and I cut a national defense cable to get the military’s attention, does tha 3.7kReads8.7Score280Shelves
21. 521 仙 The Immortal Emperor's Retirement Life 仙帝的退休生活 Broken Blade断刃Urban1.8M WordsOngoing Invincible, reborn, no secrets from the family + overpowered hero + one heroine + sweet romance + goofy humor + laid-back daily life The eldest grandson of the Liu family of the old capital was persecuted... No, that’s not right. Let’s start over! As an idle Immortal Emperor, I just want to retire, feed the birds, walk the dog, and spend time with my wife and kid. A thousand-year-old ghost? My brother-in-law is a city inspector in the underworld. Look into it. A hidden sect? My great-grandfather 19.7kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
22. 522 名 You Abandoned Me When I Failed the Imperial Exam, So Who Are You Now That I’ve Swept the Boards? 名落孙山你不陪，连中六元你是谁 Dragon in the Wind龙行风Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [The short drama is now available, and the print edition is in publication.][Slow-burn, warm, and humorous][Alternate history + business + imperial examinations + one female lead + no System] Su Run transmigrates into the body of a disgraced scholar who has lost both his parents, failed the imperial exams, and earned a notorious reputation as a lovesick doormat. When he opens his eyes, his fiancée is publicly putting him down and emotionally manipulating him, even threatening to break off their 18.8kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
23. 523 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 719Reads—Score—Shelves

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    How funny! Excerpt from Chapter 131: I was an orphan, orphaned from childhood. I was taken in by two elderly people who pitied my plight and raised me. They also had a young daughter, my childhood sweetheart, Lotus. We had meager land and a humble home, with no savings, yet my parents toiled tirelessly without complaint. Time flies, and eighteen years have passed in a flash. Though our days were hard, Lotus warmed my heart. My daughter grew into a beautiful and talented young woman, stunning all others. Lotus and I fell in love and pledged our lives to each other. One day, I encountered a cultivator who said my talent was unparalleled and wanted to take me as a disciple to pass on his teachings. One day, I attained enlightenment, astonishing the world. I had no desire for immortality, only to grow old with Lotus. However, my family was poor and my parents were ill, so I had to become their disciple to repay their kindness. They gave me elixirs and miraculous medicines, and my parents recovered completely. I followed my master to seek immortality, and at our parting, we wept bitterly, vowing never to forget each other, and to return together in immortality. Reluctant to part, the fragrant grass seems to understand my heart. Six years have passed since we parted, night after night I think of you, day after day. My master, seeing my mortal heart stirred, ordered me to descend the mountain to face the trials of love. Returning home, I collapsed to the ground, my house destroyed, my fields barren, my parents dead, their bones withered. Lotus committed suicide in the mass grave. Only then did I learn the reason, and anger rose within me, a wicked heart ignited. A wealthy man, heartless and lustful, took Lotus into his household. Lotus refused, her beauty ruined, my parents heartbroken, losing their lives. Lotus cried out to heaven, but received no answer, and followed him to the underworld. I searched for Lotus's remains that night, only to be torn apart by wolves and dogs, my heart breaking. The path to immortality is severed, life is meaningless, I vow revenge for my beloved. Kill! ...

24. 524 诸 Myriad Worlds: I Accidentally Sent My Entire Class Transmigrating 诸天：我一不小心，送全班穿越了 Red Sun, Clear Clouds红日晴云Eastern Fantasy840k WordsCompleted It's college graduation season. I'll come clean: I'm the Dao Master. I can send anyone to transmigrate across the Myriad Worlds! How do you want to transmigrate? Get hit by a car, or struck by lightning? Would you like an old grandfatherly mentor, or a System? You don't believe me? Then give it a try! Wait! Did I send the entire class away after getting drunk? (Silly comedy with characters who are all completely out of character. If that's not your thing, don't read. Any resemblance to real peop 92Reads9.5Score—Shelves
25. 525 我 I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟，你骗我抢银行？ Dragons Fighting龙打架Urban523k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s 15.3kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
26. 526 大EN The Tang Dynasty's Pearl-Dispelling Record (Original Novel of the TV Adaptation Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong) 大唐辟珠记（田曦薇、宋威龙主演同名影视原著） Meal Card饭卡Martial Arts810k WordsCompleted [All-New Bonus Edition] [A Screen Adaptation with the Same Title Has Been Officially Announced, Starring Tian Xiwei and Song Weilong] [Beloved Princess Reborn: Looks Like a Delicate Crybaby, Actually a Well-Rounded Warrior] ✖ [Defiant, Doomed, Devoted, Pure-Hearted Top Jianghu Big Shot] [Their Romance Is So Sweet It Makes You Cry] Princess Wanshou, blessed with the Tang emperor's favor and love, died of an illness at just seventeen. A thief secretly opened the eerie underground palace, only to d 210kReads9.7Score28.1kShelves
27. 527 傅 Mr. Fu, Your Wife Has Gone Fortune-Telling on the Street Again and Again 傅总，您夫人又又又去摆摊算命了 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He 66.4kReads9.3Score8.1kShelves

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    🌟This is a really good read! It's a hilarious and refreshing story with a wildly imaginative plot and tons of laughs. Every chapter is a joy to read 😄😄😜. The female lead is silly, funny, and adorable. She has amazing manipulative skills and uses all sorts of tricks to make a name for herself in the cultivation world.

28. 528 让 You Were Supposed to Hunt for Treasure! You Pulled Up an Aircraft Carrier? 让你寻宝！你捞上来航空母舰？ Qing Sheng箐笙Sci-Fi & Apocalypse617k WordsCompleted [There are some cliched face-slapping scenes in the middle. Feel free to skip them if you don't like that. No female lead.] Chen Hua transmigrates to a parallel world with not a penny to his name. To make a living, he joins a seven-day magnet-fishing treasure hunt competition. With a System on his side, he figures he should be able to take first place. Day one of the competition. Other contestants: I made 100 yuan today. Chen Hua stares blankly at the corpse he fished up. Day two. Other contesta 2.7kReads9.0Score235Shelves
29. 529 救 Help! All the Entertainment Industry's Top-Tier Stars Are Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 救命！内娱顶流都在偷听我心声 Qilin Treading on the Moon麒麟踏月Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted Showbiz + mind reading + everyone’s darling + comedy + face-slapping + the beautiful mindset of a working stiff~ Bad news: Su Ning gets screwed over by her unscrupulous agency and enters a talent show. Thanks to her “excellent” abilities, she becomes infamous, with only the “infamous” part of “famous and infamous” applying! Good news: She has a tell-all guide to everyone’s secrets! She can dig up the dirt on anyone! Facing a torrent of hate online, Su Ning gives up and lies flat. Go ahead and in 2.6kReads8.8Score305Shelves

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    💥 Su Ning participated in a talent show, her singing and dancing were terrible, but she was a master at gossiping! Infamous? No, pure infamy 😍! But the investors love gossip! : "Protect her! We love watching!" 🎭 Taking leave to watch the gossip: "Hello, manager? I need to take leave." "Reason?" "I'm not feeling well." "Where are you feeling unwell?" "I feel unwell just seeing you." Boss: "Give the manager a raise!" (What's the difference between working with this kind of weird artist and working while injured?) A wealthy banquet: a couple tearing each other apart. "You two are evenly matched, the two at fault are blaming each other in court, don't burn out the judge's CPU!" 🌿

30. 530 最 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 Messy-Haired Mengmeng萌萌头发乱Eastern Fantasy811k WordsCompleted [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 18.6kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious, you'll burst out laughing!

31. 531 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Chat, Your Wife Isn’t at Her Parents’ Place 直播算命：水友，你老婆没在娘家 Riverside Tree临水乔木Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Chen Feng takes over his master's Divine Mechanisms Pavilion, but because he's so young, hardly anyone comes to him. With no other choice, he starts telling fortunes online. “Master, should I invest in this project worth thirty million?” Chen Feng says, “Do you really think nobody knows what you did back then?” “Master, what does my future fortune look like?” Chen Feng says, “Just listen to me and stand still right now!” With the most powerful divination System at his disposal, Chen Feng bec 3.4kReads8.3Score296Shelves
32. 532 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 43.1kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves
33. 533 和 My Best Friend and I Became the Fake and Real Heiresses, and the Big Shots Begged to Cuddle Up 和闺蜜穿成真假千金，大佬求贴贴 Narcissus Studies Hard纳西斯好好学习Modern Romance291k WordsCompleted [Best friends transmigrate together and join forces | Both couples are chaste | Silly and hilarious] Lazy, sharp-tongued biological heiress heroine x overachiever, bargain-hunting fake heiress best friend My best friend and I transmigrated together and became the real and fake heiresses of a wealthy family, sworn enemies on the surface. The whole capital's social circle was waiting for us to tear into each other, while our scumbag rich dad put us through one test after another to make us fight. 865Reads—Score100Shelves

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    This is an incredibly fun book, featuring hilarious and absurd stories about best friends who transmigrate together. [Laughing emojis]

34. 534 让 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? 让你直播捡破烂，你去打扫战场？ Update Beast猛更兽Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession. Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can. The whole show takes a turn. “My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our ga 5kReads8.9Score558Shelves
35. 535 你 Are You a Spirit Medium? No! I Deliver Takeout 你是出马仙么？不！我是送外卖的 Mi Yu米宇Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Humorous comedy] [Traditional supernatural horror] [Spirit-medium tradition] [No System] You’ve got to be a little crazy to write novels. Ever since deliveryman Yang Ergou encountered a ghost for the first time at twenty-four, he’s gradually let loose. When faced with a ghost: “Bro, you’ve hit me and beaten me up, and I found my phone. Just let me go, okay?” Yang Ergou looks down at his phone. “Cut the crap. Help me deliver this order first.” When faced with an immortal spirit: “You reckless sp 31.3kReads9.2Score3kShelves
36. 536 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 33kReads8.7Score3.5kShelves
37. 537 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.3kReads—Score223Shelves

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    A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a powerful sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely adventurous, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He's a master of rhetoric, unmatched in his verbal prowess. From a sect's son-in-law, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Smirk]

38. 538 直 Livestream: I’m a Terminally Ill Lone Wolf, So Why Should I Indulge You? 直播：我绝症孤狼，为啥惯着你？ TTTTTTTTUrban354k WordsCompleted Lin Che woke up in the Xia Kingdom on Blue Star and was diagnosed on the spot with terminal cancer. With his life on a three-day countdown, he never expected to awaken the Livestream Experience System. By experiencing different identities and earning the approval of his livestream audience, he could extend his life. What should I do if I deliver food and a customer won't answer the phone, makes unreasonable demands, and asks for ten times the price in compensation? I go right up and slap them ov 1.8kReads8.8Score206Shelves
39. 539 把 You Sent Me to Be Your Cultivation Furnace. Now You Regret It? 把我送去做炉鼎，现在你后悔了？ Tangtang Sixth Young Master糖糖六公子Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Wang Ritian was originally a cultivator with five spiritual roots. His clan believed he had no hope of advancing, so they sent him to a witch's home to serve as her cultivation furnace. Later, he awakened an against-heaven talent, and the clan's cultivators regretted their decision bitterly. They begged him on their knees to return to the clan! Wang Ritian simply said, "You only know to turn around after you've banged your head against a wall, and only know to wipe your nose when the snot reache 3.3kReads8.6Score338Shelves

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    Absolutely explosive! [Awkward laugh][smirk]

40. 540 被 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂？我妈逆袭翻红！ Jie Ma介麻13k WordsCompleted My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious compilation! A domineering female CEO's unconventional pursuit of a younger man—lots of laughs!! A stylish middle-aged woman sweeps the screen, gaining a following of young female fans!! A silly female college student, living a cramped life as a security guard, embracing a life of complacency!! A laid-back working-class person achieves financial freedom.

41. 541 开 The Witch Initiated Me from the Start, So I Applied to Become Her Cultivation Cauldron 开局被魔女开光，我申请成为炉鼎 Tangtang Sixth Young Master糖糖六公子Eastern Fantasy3.5M WordsCompleted A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 11.5kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
42. 542 长EN Eternal Prudence: Starting with a Suona, Funeral Rites to Immortality 长生苟道：开局吹唢呐，送葬修仙 The Rooster Crows, Two and a Half Years Pass雄鸡一唱两年半Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation + Comedy and Memes + Ordinary Protagonist + Heroine + Laying Low + Status Panel] Bai Yu transmigrated to an immortal-cultivation world. From the start, he was immortal, and performing funerals made him stronger. Bury a grandmaster martial artist and gain a max-level Golden Bell Shield, with the vitality of a dragon! Bury a Nascent Soul cultivator and gain a top-tier Heavenly Spirit Root, with extraordinary talent! Bury an Immortal Emperor of the Myriad Worlds and gain the T 51.8kReads8.9Score4.2kShelves

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    This book is hilarious! The main character is always spouting witty remarks. It's really good! Haha.

43. 543 斩 Slaying Loulan: Falling for Twin Sisters 斩楼兰：恋上孪生姐妹花 Locking in Fortune锁福Eastern Fantasy306k WordsCompleted [Beyond the Frontier + Desert Setting + Cultivation + Star-Dream Swordplay + Western Regions Illusions + Netherworld Ghost Arts + Spirit Gu Poison Arts + Love Polygon] [Suspense + Logic + Storytelling] A young man descends the mountain, and chaos engulfs the world... 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Guaranteed to make you laugh, featuring the vast desert winds, swordsmanship, witchcraft, illusion, and ghost magic. For those who enjoy stories.

44. 544 全 The Whole Sect Is Chewing Tree Bark, and You Say Spirit Rice Yields Thirty Thousand Pounds Per Acre? 全宗啃树皮，你说灵稻亩产三万斤 Jie Ma介麻Fantastical Romance203k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the body of a destitute sect leader buried under a debt of thirty million spirit stones, he finds that the entire sect has only one little disciple left, so hungry he's chewing tree bark. Chen Mo looks at the mutated spirit rice in his storage space, yielding thirty thousand jin per mu, and smiles. “Let's start with a small goal: making sure everyone in the sect has enough to eat.” Three months later, Qingyun Sect is making a million spirit stones a month selling spirit 40Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 545 木EN Konoha's Crazy Dave 木叶的疯狂戴夫 Little Question Mark小问号嘛Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?” 11.3kReads9.5Score900Shelves

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    The most powerful Naruto fanfiction on Tomato, bar none. It's this one, Crazy Dave of Konoha. The God of Shinobi, Hashirama Senju, is easily defeated by the Dancing King, Black Silk Madara. Why do the vegetables in the Shinobi Farm always disappear? Watch as Uchiha Kagami angrily berates the two heroes of the Shinobi World, then awakens his "Dung Release" technique. And there's even Kakuzu fighting Hashirama for money... If I don't laugh after 100 chapters, I'll directly challenge the two Uchiha heroes and the four great scourges of the Shinobi World.

46. 546 东 The Northeast Era Drama's All-Time Great King of the Waistline 东北年代剧天花板金牌腰王 Saint Seiya Star Bliss圣斗士星爽Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Period] [Jiahao in 1980] [No System, Just Unbelievably Tough Luck] [The 1980s] [Reborn] [Satisfying Read] [The Strongest Second Sister-in-Law in History] [The Most Unhinged Novel in Northeastern Dialect] Li Qi is reborn, returning to the day before his kidney was cut out. In his previous life, his father put family ties first, his brother and sister-in-law asked him to sacrifice himself for everyone, and his younger brother cried that he wanted meat. So he steeled himself and donated his kidney 94.7kReads8.4Score6.5kShelves

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    If you don't laugh after seeing this, I'll drink pesticide.

47. 547 开 I Fuse Enlightenment Tea from the Start and Keep a Low Profile 开局合成悟道茶，稳健不出 Little Goose with a Cowlick呆毛的小鹅Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Synthesis]+ [Cautious]+ [Sneaky] Adapted into an animated series. Click the bottom right of the main text to watch. After transmigrating to the Immortal Realm, Lin Yuan was lucky enough to activate the Infinite Synthesis System. “Senior Brother, the secret realm is opening. Want to go together?” Lin Yuan: “No, I’m going into seclusion.” “Junior Brother, be careful when you visit the market. You should prepare a few things.” Lin Yuan: “Sure. I’ll prepare a billion little things.” “Elde 31.4kReads8.5Score3.2kShelves

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    These three books are definitely worth reading. The author has an interesting soul. The first book features a system, [synthesis], [stability], and [old six] that allows the protagonist to transmigrate to the immortal realm. Fortunately, he activates an infinite synthesis system and starts by synthesizing Enlightenment Tea. [Admiration] The second book is a fast-paced, refreshing novel featuring a sword immortal, invincibility, and decisive killing (no harem or harem elements). [Laughing] The third book features a strange skill and a protagonist who loves to show off, bringing a different kind of storm to the magnificent martial arts world.

48. 548 满EN A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑，唯有小师弟正的发邪 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th 20.8kReads8.4Score1.6kShelves

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    ① Li Xuanxiao transmigrated to another world without a system or the chosen one of destiny, his sole aim being the pursuit of immortality. However, the sect he entered was rather unreliable. 🔥 Li Xuanxiao lamented that immortal cultivation was far too difficult.

49. 549 魔 Magical Girl Tech Lily 魔法少女泰克莉莉 Dugu Zhen独孤真Anime Fanfiction806k WordsOngoing This one's for Bilibili's more offbeat readers. Come and have a big serving. After all, it's a magical-girl novel. Yes, very magical-girl. Before reading, finely chop it into mincemeat... I mean, carefully read the chapter titles first. If anyone gets hit by accident... I'll be absolutely delighted!! 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I laughed so hard I was convulsing. If readers put themselves in Tekkali's shoes, they'd be laughing even harder.

50. 550 宗EN The Sect Is Recruiting Disciples, and from the Start I Can See Their Attribute Panels 宗门收徒，开局看见属性面板 Golden Beast of Changtu Mountain长涂山的黄金兽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Everyday Life + Taking Disciples + Sect Building + System + Heartwarming + Slow Pace + The Protagonist Has Both Legs and Joins in the Fun.] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakened a disciple-recruitment System and gained the ability to see his disciples' traits! Starting from scratch, he would build the strongest sect. First Disciple: Li Yingling [Gold Trait: Cultivation Prodigy][Purple Trait: Extraordinary Luck][Blue Trait: Beautiful] Second D 99.9kReads9.0Score10.5kShelves

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