The Great Celestial Demolition Crew

Name: The Great Celestial Demolition Crew
Author: Eastern Yi Wine Drinker

西拆记：天庭最牛拆迁别动队

by Eastern Yi Wine Drinker (东夷酒客)

Status: Completed
Length: 826k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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The westbound civil service exam squad is here! I’m getting a government job along the Journey to the West! The Tightening Spell means: “A secure position, permanent status, and a raise!” Master Three Demolitions, Sun Wukong the Demolisher, Zhu Bajie the Demolition Expert, Sha Wujing the Demolitionist, plus a big dog that specializes in biting people below the belt, form Heaven’s mightiest demolition squad. They mark out circles in the Hall of Miraculous Heaven and write “Demolish” along the westbound road, leaving the whole land as clean and bare as fresh snow. After all that, they finally land secure positions in the Western Heaven, and the whole squad passes the civil service exam and gets hired. This is a wildly unconventional take on Journey to the West, packed with all kinds of hilarious jokes that’ll have you laughing like a pig, gasping for breath, and unable to stop!

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