What? You Want Me to Go to Heaven and Find a Fairy Wife?

Name: What? You Want Me to Go to Heaven and Find a Fairy Wife?
Author: Little Coal Person

什么？让我上天找个仙子当媳妇

by Little Coal Person (小煤人)

Status: Completed
Length: 3.0M Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
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【Scheming, devious, shameless, anything but innocent, a sly old fox, stealthily growing stronger, genius, ridiculously powerful, maybe funny, a little outrageous, utterly unserious】 Why does the underwear of Shushan’s tens of thousands of female disciples keep disappearing? Why does Shushan’s Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken shriek in the middle of the night? Why do Shushan’s elixirs and spirit herbs keep getting stolen…? When Zhang Yu, Shushan’s laziest, most useless, most infuriatingly crafty, opportunistic, greedy, lecherous, and devious junior uncle, with eight hundred schemes running through his head at any given moment, shows up, all of Shushan descends into chaos. There are only three Five-Colored Phoenixes left in the world, one male and two female. A little envious, Zhang Yu simply stews the male phoenix. After eating it, he feels much better. Curious about what the Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken and the Five-Colored Phoenix might produce, Zhang Yu goes ahead and… In the end, the entire Shushan Sect joins forces. They decide to give Zhang Yu the only pill in ten thousand years guaranteed to make its user an immortal. They send him to the heavens to wreak havoc in the immortal realm, and warn him not to return to Shushan until he’s found an immortal beauty to be his wife. So Zhang Yu takes the pill. As tribulation lightning strikes, tens of thousands of Shushan’s female disciples’ underwear rain down from the sky. Countless female disciples point their swords at Zhang Yu. Zhang Yu cries out, “Senior Brother, save me!” Jian Yixuan looks at all the female disciples, grief-stricken, and says, “My disciples, spare this beast just this once!” “Let him become an immortal and wreak havoc in the immortal realm…”

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