Any Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Cramp Up at Midnight? 半夜笑到抽筋的小说，有没有

1. 551 秒 A Year of Lifespan in an Instant, Burning My Life to Cultivate at Lightning Speed 秒增一年寿元，燃命光速修仙 Three-Foot Deity三尺神Eastern Fantasy637k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Fast-paced power fantasy + sword immortal + invincible + decisive and ruthless, no womanizing or harem] Du Tianle transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation. Not only does his lifespan increase every day, he can also steal lifespan by killing demons and monsters. He can pour that lifespan into cultivation techniques to gain the corresponding benefits. With such an overpowered System, Du Tianle kills anyone he can beat on the spot. If he can't win, he lays low for a couple of mon 5.5kReads7.8Score393Shelves
2. 552 这 The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪 What Kind of Trash Did I Write?写的什么垃圾Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The 22.6kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
3. 553 随 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊：我用美食引蛇出洞 AAAA Prosperous BloomsAAAA花开富贵Urban889k WordsOngoing [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 10kReads9.4Score879Shelves
4. 554 仙 Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释 Beyond Life and Death离境无生灭Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a 63.5kReads9.0Score5.7kShelves
5. 555 潘 Pan Hong Trains Dogs: I Can Hear What Dogs Are Thinking 潘虹训狗：我能偷听狗子心声 Chongchong of the Great Waves巨浪的重重Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream memes] [Lighthearted comedy] [Pan Hong fanfiction] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Pan Hong becomes the owner of a bankrupt dog farm and awakens the Dog-Appraising Livestream System. He begins an unconventional career appraising dogs... “What? That food-guarding dog was just starving? So it's the King of Going Hungry, huh?” “The Border Collie only shows off for pretty girls? Turns out its male owner took it out cheating?” “Undying Pangbo broke the park's record for flying a 5.7kReads8.4Score453Shelves
6. 556 开EN I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主，这个反派我当定了 A Hundred Years of Nurturing Benevolence百年树仁Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 79.3kReads8.9Score6.6kShelves
7. 557 心EN Her Inner Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Entire Court Gossips Together 心声被偷听，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Carefree Young Master Zhao逍遥赵公子Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis 59.5kReads8.8Score4.2kShelves

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   In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After graduating with a bachelor's, master's, and doctorate, she became a military doctor. She died young from exhaustion during surgeries and was reborn into a fictional dynasty: Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank Vice Minister of Revenue, and her mother is the legitimate daughter of a second-rank general. With the love of her parents and siblings, and such a privileged family and status, she decides to completely abandon all pretense of affluence! Song Yaoyao's motto for this life is: "Drink today, for tomorrow we may die!"

8. 558 中 I Have Chuunibyou: Every Fantasy Came True 中二病的我：一切幻想都成真了 Wukong Who Knows How to Eat会吃饭的悟空Urban450k WordsCompleted [Behind-the-Scenes Protagonist + Infinite-Flow + Comedy + Plot-Focused + Chuunibyou + Lighthearted + No System] My name is Lu Jing. For certain reasons, I can’t take off the eyepatch covering my left eye. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be able to handle my golden eyes. Shatter, reality! Crumble, mind! Cast this world into exile!!! Portals appear, and monsters return. Lu Jing has a severe case of chuunibyou, but he’s just an ordinary person who can’t awaken. As he grows older, Lu Jing graduall 9kReads8.8Score959Shelves

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   [Salute][Eating melon][Making a face] My name is Lu Jing. For some reason, I can't take off the eyepatch on my left eye. Otherwise, you won't be able to withstand my golden eyes. Shatter reality, break spirit, banish this world!!! The portal descends, monsters revive. Lu Jing, who has severe chuunibyou (middle school syndrome), is an ordinary person who cannot awaken. As he grows older, Lu Jing gradually matures. He realizes that he is just a useless person who cannot awaken, so he prepares to start his normal life again in an unfamiliar school. "…" Who knew that the first ceremony after entering school. A huge crack spans the sky, and countless monsters emerge. At this time, the teachers and students are all running away. The voice in Lu Jing's mind rings out. "Chuunibyou soul, burn! Since we are going to die anyway, let me complete the most magnificent scene of my life before I die!" "Oioi, do you want to steal the limelight by yourself?" Lu Jing stands in front of everyone. "A hero cannot desert in the face of battle!" After reciting the line, Lu Jing, who was preparing to die without regrets, suddenly realized that everything he had imagined had come true. "..." When those past fantasies came true, when the young man took up the scepter symbolizing power, Lu Jing smiled slightly, "Gentlemen, let's welcome the new world!" [Licking screen][admiration][heart]

9. 559 斗 Douluo Dalu: Little Scumbag Has Finally Behaved 斗罗：小瘪三已老实 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Eastern Fantasy264k WordsOngoing Banished to another world by the Indian God King! The whole world has gone completely off the rails! No poison points, no angst. Jump right in! Hilarious subversion × unconventional power fantasy × one iconic scene after another 28.5kReads—Score3.4kShelves

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   Book 1️⃣: Black Tang San, Abuse Yu Xiaogang, Castrate Dai Mubai, and Abstain from Sex with Ma Hongjun. Purely for fun, just come in and have a laugh! Absolutely hilarious! Book 2️⃣: Shanghai Tong Jincheng's daily life taking care of kids in Love Apartment. Various internet celebrities, female stars, and familiar characters from TV dramas appear, a hilarious stew!

10. 560 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves

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    I've personally tested it and it's hilarious; a longtime bookworm highly recommends it.

11. 561 幼 My Kindergarten Daughter Is Busy Looking for a Stepmom 幼儿园的女儿，忙着找后妈 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Urban446k WordsCompleted The everyday life of “Tong Jincheng” in Shanghai as he raises a child at Love Apartment. Apartment 3601 welcomes all sorts of Douyin influencers, actresses, and familiar TV heroines... Familiar characters, familiar scenes, and that unmistakable vibe of a troublemaker! There’s a lot of setup early on. If that’s not your thing, you can start reading from Chapter 81, when he moves into Love Apartment. It won’t affect your enjoyment. 17Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 562 仙 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖 Graceful As A Startled Swan翩若惊鸿灬Eastern Fantasy802k WordsOngoing (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.7kReads6.2Score159Shelves
13. 563 这 Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么 Wu Yong吴用灬Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw 722Reads6.1Score—Shelves
14. 564 完 Oh No, Sun Wukong Has Fallen in Love with the Bone Demon 完蛋了，孙悟空爱上了白骨精 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Eastern Fantasy356k WordsCompleted Zhu Bajie: “Tell me, what is love? It makes this old pig pledge himself to another.” Sun Wukong: “The monsters are here. Bajie, you go first. I’ll cover the rear. Don’t worry: if you die, you’ll get a hundred million in underworld currency for compensation, deposited straight into your secret account at the Bank of the Underworld.” Tang Sanzang: “Bajie, your master is hungry. Hurry up and stew a pot of monk meat. Do you even want to keep your job? You’re so slow at everything, as dumb as a pig.” 230Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I laughed so hard I almost cramped up.

15. 565 海 One Piece: Don't Make This Dad Draw His Sword on You 海贼之别逼奶爸拔剑砍你 The East Wind Smiles Radiantly东风笑嫣然Anime Fanfiction916k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the pirate world, the protagonist eats the Holy Light Fruit, carrying the memories of his past life and wielding the famous blade “Xuanyuan Sword.” Two years later, they meet at Sabaody. Luffy: “What? You’ve already become the Pirate King?” The main story takes place during the Straw Hat Pirates’ two-year training period. Then, during the Paramount War, a Holy Light Sword cleaves through Akainu’s magma. “Sengoku, the Marines these days aren’t much good.” He saves Ace an 41Reads8.0Score—Shelves
16. 566 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7kReads8.8Score553Shelves

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    1. A virtuous gentleman 😎 Li Dao 2. Upright and honest 🥰 An Yi 3. Saving lives and healing the wounded 👍 Lu Yuan 4. A good teacher and helpful friend 👏 Lu Yuan 5. Map editor 🧐 Jiang Nan 6. A notorious bandit from Nanjiang 😏 Chen Shu

17. 567 别 Stop Hustling! The Immortal Venerable Takes Paid Leave in a Post-Apocalyptic Game 别卷了！仙尊在末世游戏带薪休假 The Scenery in That Glance那一眼的风景Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.7M WordsCompleted Lu Xian, the cultivation world's most dedicated overachiever and the “Grand Void Immortal Venerable” with a hundred thousand years of cultivation, successfully ascends and enters the realm of eternal immortality. Three seconds later, a pop-up window forcibly binds him to an invitation for the closed beta of Apocalypse 2077. The System announces: “Congratulations, you have been selected as Player No. 9. Survive for 30 days in this zombie apocalypse. Complete the basic missions to qualify for ‘pai —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A book that makes you want to slow down and read! Rich in detail, it's worth savoring. 🕰️

18. 568 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 101kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves
19. 569 柯 Detective Conan: The System Turned Me into a Cat, Then Everything Went Boom 柯南：系统把我变成猫后炸了 Repay Pain with Song以痛报歌Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the world of Detective Conan, the System turned me into a cat, and everything went off the rails. From then on, there was an utterly bizarre blue-and-white British Shorthair in the world of Detective Conan. Conan: That damn cat is a master at snapping candid photos. I don't know how many embarrassing moments he's caught on camera. Ran Mouri: Tangmu is amazing. I can tell what he means just from his meows. Vodka: That damn cat is ridiculous. I clearly saw the bullets I f 2kReads8.6Score185Shelves

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    They're all hilarious; if you don't like them, you can check out my bookshelf.

20. 570 国 National Fate Fraud? I Livestream Real History and Set the World Ablaze 国运欺诈？我直播真历史引爆全球 The Scenery in That Glance那一眼的风景Urban864k WordsCompleted The National Destiny Arena descends, binding historical figures from around the world as dungeon bosses. While other countries take on heroic epics, the Dragon Kingdom faces a distorted “tyrant Qin Shi Huang,” “treacherous Cao Cao,” and “foolish Emperor Yang of Sui”... The entire nation despairs. Lin Xiao, an overworked office drone, awakens the [Civilization Truth] System in the midst of this desperate situation. When the Dragon Kingdom’s representative denounces the “demonized Qin Shi Huang” o 12Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 571 我 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我，双面手术师，职业开膛手 Clouds Can Smile云会笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
22. 572 洪 Honghuang: From the Start, I Snap the Gates of Zixiao Palace in Two 洪荒：开局掰断紫宵宫大门 Just an Ordinary Person一俗人Eastern Fantasy522k WordsCompleted Chen Luo transmigrates to the Primordial World, becomes a member of the Wu Clan, and activates the Destruction King System. All he has to do is crush magical treasures and spiritual roots to improve his cultivation and earn rewards. From then on, a ruthless member of the Wu Clan appears in the Primordial World, driving powerful figures everywhere to their wits’ end. Laozi: “Chen Luo, we can talk about anything else. Just don’t touch my Mysterious Yellow Exquisite Pagoda.” Yuanshi: “You Wu Clan b 3.5kReads8.0Score151Shelves

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    Hilarious! You can pinch any kind of treasure with just two fingers.

23. 573 娱 Showbiz: I'm a Straight-Talking Guy, and I Made Every Actress Cry 娱乐：我钢铁直男，气哭列位女星 The Best Grass in Jiuzhou九州的州草Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Showbiz, everyday life, a painfully earnest straight man, makes female stars cry from the start of a dating show, hilarious adventures in entertainment.] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Fang Yu spent more than three years delivering takeout to support someone else's girlfriend, only to get cheated on. Now, under his ordinary-guy identity, he joins a reality show where ordinary people date celebrities. [That's incredible! Fang Gangtie and Dilireba are sharing a segment, and he's soakin 3.6kReads8.3Score268Shelves
24. 574 信 The Age of Honor and Trust 信义时代 The Scenery in That Glance那一眼的风景Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Ren Zhixin was once a powerful figure who made waves in the business world. Now, debt had turned him into a deadbeat, and the words “judgment defaulter” had been forcibly tattooed in red on his body. The day he walked out of prison, he smiled and waved at the cameras. “From today on, my life is performance art.” Everyone expected him to hit rock bottom, but he used his tattoo as a branding hook to launch a livestream, expose the industry’s dirty secrets, and make an unlikely comeback by building 3Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 575 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.4kReads9.5Score542Shelves
26. 576 乡 The Country Doctor’s Good Life 乡村神医好快活 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Rural Miracle Doctor + Little Guy’s Rise to Success + Business Fortune] To protect Xu Taohua, Song Qian offends Wang Mazi and is thrown into a cave in the wilderness. By a twist of fate, he encounters the Lotus Immortal Empress and receives her legacy. To help Song Qian return her to the world of cultivation, the Lotus Immortal Empress expends her strength to pass on all the cultivation she has accumulated in her lifetime. With this legacy, Song Qian begins his path to turning his life around. 52.4kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves

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    I was lying in bed laughing so hard my legs were cramping in the middle of the night, it was so satisfying, I'd stay up all night to watch it 👀

27. 577 黑 I Call the Shots in the Spade Pirates 黑桃海贼团我说了算 Parting with the Years Gone By暂别昔年Anime Fanfiction943k WordsCompleted Special Note: The protagonist is somewhat hot-tempered and vulgar early on, and acts a bit Japanese. He improves a lot in the middle, so please don't criticize me. A macho man with a huge thing was so bad at games that he somehow transmigrated to the world of One Piece. Then he sadly discovered his prized possession was gone, and the damn System gave him a quest: Want your prized possession back? Help your captain become the Pirate King! Luckily, he obtained all of Soraka's skills, which gave hi 967Reads8.4Score102Shelves
28. 578 我 I Stream Talisman-Making at the Taoist Temple, and My Top Donor Is My Ex-Girlfriend 我在道观直播拍符，榜一是前女友 The Scenery in That Glance那一眼的风景Historical1.0M WordsCompleted Former investment banking star Ren Daoyuan takes over a dilapidated Taoist temple. To pay off its debts and save his martial uncle, he gives the Three Pure Ones a “modern makeover” with PowerPoint and KPIs. The temple unexpectedly goes viral on short-video platforms, but this also brings his ex-girlfriend, a million-follower influencer, to his door to “expose the truth.” The two go from trading barbs to joining forces, using modern business thinking to breathe new life into traditional culture a 6Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 579 魔 Demonic Path System: All of China Is Actually Cultivating the Demonic Path! 魔道系统：文明华夏竟全是魔修！ Strange Sheep奇怪的绵羊Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation System + invincible power fantasy + an entire nation cultivates demons + explosive action + no female lead] Bai Yang awakens a demonic cultivation System and learns that spiritual qi will fully revive in three years. In the meantime, ferocious beasts will appear all over Blue Star. To face the coming crisis, Bai Yang decides to become a demonic cultivator. But the damn System demands that he lead all 1.4 billion people of Huaxia in demonic cultivation! [Main Quest]: May ever 21.5kReads8.5Score2kShelves

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    Spiritual energy surged and revived like a tidal wave, drastically altering the world's (geju, a concept encompassing overall structure, overall situation, and overall character). Ferocious beasts emerged from the endless darkness like a tidal wave. At this perilous moment, the protagonist unexpectedly awakened a mysterious demonic system. This system, like a beacon, illuminated a unique path to salvation for him. He resolutely stepped forward, using extraordinary leadership and charisma to lead the 1.4 Billion people of China on a journey to reform the demonic path. Together, they bravely advanced on the demonic path. When the countless demons, baring their fangs and claws, invaded with overwhelming force, what they saw was a chilling and awe-inspiring scene: 1.4 Billion Chinese people, each wielding a banner exuding a chilling aura, uttering eerie laughs, their powerful aura and demonic cultivation forming an impregnable fortress, enough to instill fear in any invading enemy and deter them from underestimating them.

30. 580 无 The Invincible Mountain Village Miracle Doctor 无敌山村神医 Stone Simmered Soup石头熬汤Urban2.9M WordsCompleted Feel-good medical fiction | Rags-to-riches comeback | Farming and fortune Xiang Yunfei, an orphan with an intellectual disability, had endured countless sneers. While helping a friend, he unexpectedly awakened a divine healer’s inheritance! One needle cures a hundred illnesses, one medicine brings the dead back to life! From then on, the village bully feared him, his neighbors respected him, and beautiful women fell for him! Put the worst troublemakers in their place, heal the sick and save live 7.8kReads8.9Score938Shelves
31. 581 山 A Mirror of Mountains and Rivers: The Qingchuan Chronicles 山河鉴之青川纪 The Scenery in That Glance那一眼的风景Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Newly appointed county magistrate Ren Pingsheng carries a family heirloom pendant, which is actually a fragment of the ancient divine artifact the Shanhe Mirror. After uncovering the sinister plot of evil cultivators lurking in Qingchuan County, he resolutely embarks on a path of protection. Starting from a single county, he cuts through the murk of officialdom, fights opponents who cultivate sinister arts, and gradually gathers the fragments of the Shanhe Mirror, unlocking its powers, including 6Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 582 豪 The Rich Family’s Young Stepmom Is Causing Trouble Again! 豪门小后妈又又又搞事了！ Real Shrimp Rice真虾仁饭Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted A master told Chi Miaomiao that she would face a life-or-death ordeal this year and needed to get married to ward off bad luck. Chi Miaomiao believed him, and got married! But on the wedding day, the groom died, leaving her billions in assets and three handsome sons. She thought she could start a happy life as a wealthy stepmother, but it turned out all three boys were troublemakers. They took turns dragging her off to do their bidding, then blamed her for causing too much trouble. Even her ex-b 2.2kReads9.1Score255Shelves

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    I laughed so hard I had cramps up in the middle of the night! It was so funny, I watched it all in one go. You definitely shouldn't miss it, go check it out!

33. 583 打 Building a Cultivation Academy and Tricking Yang Mi into Enrolling 打造修仙学院，忽悠大幂幂报考 San Feng三疯Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.3kReads7.1Score104Shelves
34. 584 极 The Ultimate Village Doctor 极品村神医 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Rural miracle doctor + get rich + farming] Ye Xiaofan has terminal cancer and thinks he doesn’t have long to live. By a twist of fate, he recovers and gains peerless medical skills and an immortal cultivation art. He can cure any rare or difficult illness with ease, and he’s not afraid to take on anyone, face-slapping expert after expert. Watch as this ordinary man climbs, step by step, to the peak of life... 2kReads8.9Score340Shelves
35. 585 生 Survival Challenge: I, the Sanhe Slacker, Volunteer for the Mission 生存挑战：我，三和大神申请出战 Watching the Sea, Clouds Far Away观海雲远Urban734k WordsCompleted Lin Mo transmigrates to a parallel world. His previous self was one of the Sanhe freeloaders, but after seizing the chance to join the major reality show Survival Challenge, he unexpectedly becomes bound to a god-tier Survival System. Contestant A: “Two yuan for a bottle of mineral water? That hurts.” Lin Mo: “Mm, this year’s new tea is quite nice, fragrant and full-bodied, with a delightful lingering taste.” Contestant B: “I’m out of money for food. I’m taking on the challenge of going three da 2.3kReads6.8Score174Shelves
36. 586 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 1.9kReads8.6Score148Shelves
37. 587 不 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 The Hydra's Top Male Model九头蛇首席男模Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is hilarious! I'm reading classic literature while simultaneously making fun of references to other works. I've finished writing Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Water Margin, and now I'm starting Journey to the West!

38. 588 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 24.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    [Already hooked][Already hooked] While others are still writing serious level-up stories, this one directly puts the protagonists into a "suicidal special forces team"—exchanging Tang swords for telekinesis, down jackets for invisibility, and instant noodles to raise a demon army! The novel is already incredibly long and juicy, with hilarious survival and high-level martial arts face-slapping moments throughout without any dull moments.

39. 589 史 The Biggest Scoundrel in History 史上第一贱修 dubEastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Chen Luo accidentally transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation, awakens a System, and embarks on the cultivation journey of a System-cheating male lead. It's just that his journey seems rather different from those of cultivators before him. Great Dao Saint: Before I met Chen Luo, I always thought life was exhausting. Then he showed up, and I realized how easy my life had been. Heavenly Venerable Hundred-Eyes: I used to think I could see everything in the world. Then I met Chen Luo and 7.6kReads7.8Score789Shelves
40. 590 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy810k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 49Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Chapter 169 of this absolutely hilarious book - Black Mountain has lost weight, but he's achieved Nascent Soul! We're saying that Senior Sister Zhou's Heavenly Tribulation caused the deaths of nineteen fellow cultivators tens of thousands of miles away, and severely injured one hundred and seventy Golden Core cultivators. Can Li Xu handle this karma? But the most outrageous thing is the guinea pig—it ate Black Mountain's subordinates' soul clones like roasted insects, leaving them groping and complaining of headaches, unable even to come and be his underlings! Black Mountain immediately asked, "Which side are you on?" Then Li Xu's carrot diplomacy kicked in again, securing his position as the 'advance camp' commander. Next chapter, see how Li Xu secretly puts up the "breeding base" sign! Chapter 170 - Black Mountain, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, always urges Li Xu to have children every time they meet. Today, he finally revealed the truth—it's the cultivation technique's resurrection mechanism; the more offspring, the more stable the resurrection! It seems the higher-ups of the Justice Alliance are all focused on KPIs: those with fewer children don't deserve resurrection, while those with more wait in line. Zhou Xiaowu's words, "The Lord will not die," immediately triggered a backlash of his incantation, scorching the Black Mountain Hand and instantly cremating the few remaining hairs on Li Xu's head. Five words almost burned five hundred spirit stones—his mouth is blessed! Ye Rong is about to appear; let's see if her subordinates are human or beast!

41. 591 桃 Blessed by the Peach Blossom Sword Immortal: From the Start, I Kissed the Aloof Campus Belle by Force 桃花剑仙赐福：开局强吻高冷校花 Ling'er Jingle Bells伶儿响叮当Urban1.5M WordsOngoing [Invasion of the Myriad Races] + [High-Octane Action] + [One Heroine] Gu Qingchen transmigrates to a high-martial world. On the day of the blessing ceremony, he awakens the Divine Spirit Hall. Complete its trials, and he can receive a divine blessing. Just as the icy school beauty Luo Yuli receives an SS-rank blessing, stunning the entire crowd: [Trial issued: Kiss the school beauty Luo Yuli in front of everyone within three minutes] [Failure to complete the first trial will be treated as volunt 76.5kReads9.1Score9.3kShelves

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    If you see someone suddenly burst out laughing on the street (* /ω\*), it might be me.

42. 592 转 Reincarnated as Yang Mi's Great-Uncle, I Teach the Entertainment Industry the Law Firsthand 转生杨蜜舅老爷，亲身普法娱乐圈 A Burp Lost Its Way and Became a Fart打嗝是屁迷了路Urban370k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei became Yang Mi's great-great-uncle. Now retired, he had only one little wish: to use his own abilities to break into showbiz and become a star. From then on, the whole entertainment industry took a bizarre turn. On the first day of the variety show, he slaughtered a pig with his bare hands and got covered in blood, making the scene look like a crime scene. On the second day, he drew on the spot. Drawing U.S. dollars was one thing, but his portrai 200Reads8.8Score—Shelves
43. 593 世 The Fierce Young Lord 世子凶猛 Fei Shuo Mo Shu菲硕莫薯Historical3.1M WordsCompleted The new dynasty has just been founded, and every trade is waiting to be rebuilt. The recommended civil officials strike grand poses and hold forth, already the forerunners of keyboard warriors. The founding generals endure every humiliation without complaint, keeping their heads down and tails tucked. At the Prince of Yue's residence, the third young master, Qin You, clutches the letter confirming his broken engagement. He looks over the accounts showing that the household staff's wages are over 7.6kReads8.7Score821Shelves
44. 594 随 Randomly Got a Weird Skill? Don’t Panic, Just Have Fun With It 随机到怪技能？不要慌，要啸着玩 Distant Stars on a Cold Night寒夜远辰Sports840k WordsCompleted The phases of the moon suddenly changed! Everyone gained a special skill, changing the fate of people across the globe! The disabled, lonely old man Wang gained the skill [Accessible Wheelchair]. From then on, every time something was stolen nearby, wheelchair tracks appeared all over the walls... Old Wu, who ran a shop, gained the skill [Your Shop Is Guaranteed to Thrive]. The very next day, the entire village joined forces to smash up his funeral-clothes shop. College student Xiao Li gained th 19.1kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
45. 595 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 118.9kReads9.6Score13.8kShelves

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    The whole thing was hilarious, I laughed until my stomach hurt! The female lead is a fake heiress, and she's kind of silly. 💕💕 After realizing she's a fake heiress, she just gives up! But unexpectedly, this makes her the darling of her five older brothers. The real heiress initially thought she was a naive, innocent girl, but it turns out she's genuinely not very bright—maybe they'll just have to keep her. ❤️❤️

46. 596 炮 After the Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quit Chasing Him, She Went All In on Messing with the Male Lead’s Head 炮灰女配不追后，狂搞大男主心态 A Leap of Faithful Fortune一跃锦鲤Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Humor and Memes + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Darling] Xie Fu transmigrates into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers as a disposable female supporting character. The plot has the heroine, Jiang Yue, chosen by the male lead over his beloved junior sister. Heartbroken, the junior sister turns into a vicious villainess. Are women in male-oriented novels supposed to be nothing but stepping stones for the male lead? Sorry, no. She's a woman, not a doormat. There are 528Reads8.7Score101Shelves

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    🌈🌈Highly recommend these books! The jokes are so plentiful they're ridiculous, you'll laugh until your neighbors come knocking on your door! 🎉🎉🎉

47. 597 给 After Giving Sun Wukong a System, the Monkey Became Invincible! 给孙悟空发系统后，猴子无敌了！ A Leaf, A Thousand Autumns一叶千秋Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Primordial world and Journey to the West + comedy + multiple Systems + invincible protagonist leads a group of invincibles] Chu Yi transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and binds himself to the Chaos Main System. As long as a target meets a sub-System’s requirements, he can give them that sub-System? Chu Yi: Great, great. This is going to be fun. He gives Sun Wukong the [God-Tier Choice System]. Sun Wukong: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t bully 30kReads8.5Score3kShelves

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    "Lai Zi, you've finally arrived. Are you wondering why I didn't leave when I had the chance?" 🍓Lai... Lai Zi? You're supposed to be my second disciple, how dare you address me like that? Buddha was seething with anger. He asked, "Why didn't you leave?" 🍎Jin Chanzi slightly raised his head, standing ramrod straight: "So that I could give you, a weakling, a chance to pay homage to me, Jin Chanzi."

48. 598 只 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves

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    "Friends! You really have to check this out. There's such a fantastic book on Tomato Novels! It's absolutely amazing, with brilliant writing and an incredible plot. It's so good, I give it five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️."

49. 599 糊 From Has-Been to Short-Drama Queen: Putting Every Hater in Their Place! 糊咖成短剧女王，专治各种不服！ A Leap of Faithful Fortune一跃锦鲤Modern Romance702k WordsCompleted [Silly humor and meme references + showbiz + wicked gardenia] Jiang Zhi wasted her youth on love, and by the age of thirty, she had accomplished nothing. Worse, a botched plastic surgery had left her with a puffy, steamed-bun face. After being reborn, she returned to the day of auditions for Together to Watch Thunderstorm. Awakening an acting System, she decided to focus on her career and stay away from scumbags. When it came to her career, she worked herself to the bone. And when she went a 668Reads6.7Score—Shelves
50. 600 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Three beautiful girls, an immense fortune, and a seemingly perfect marriage prospect—all laid out before a monk, this is nothing more than a vulgar test used by the immortals to examine one's resolve. Normal people, normal monks, would avoid it like the plague. But who am I, Old Pig? I am not normal. I am the number one wronged soul and lover in the Three Realms, forced to descend to the mortal world by the Heavenly Court…

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