Heh Heh, American Cops Are the Best!
桀桀，美警可太好了！
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- Ongoing
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- 1.2M Words
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- Urban
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- Business & Workplace
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The suggestion is to pretend that it doesn't exist in China. These days, writing modern texts about China that even slightly cross the line gets you censored.
"Brother Yao" asked me to pass on a message: try to avoid contact with the rabbit. Otherwise, it'll be taken down and put in the palace again. 🤓
There's no description of his interactions with women, and no romance. There's no promotion either; it's basically all gunfights and crime-solving. It's novel at first, but gets boring after a while.
Please do not write anything related to China.
You're quietly launching a new book? Lacking confidence or what?! You need to step up your game! We've already made it to America, what's there to be afraid of? Go all out! Go all out, push it hard, kill it off! Stop being a saint, stop being pretentious! With your writing and design, it's definitely going to be a masterpiece! Congratulations in advance!!!
Some people have questions. Isn't this just a translation? It's a real-time translation of a video from a Bilibili blogger, with many words copied verbatim from the original commentary.
Daily Hydrology
990,000 Words and he's still a low-level patrolman? The protagonist's level is constantly suppressed; even when killing, he deliberately doesn't pick up the abilities. There are still characters stronger than the protagonist despite his significant power increases. The author just adapts news information into the novel every day. Why doesn't he have to use his own brain to write real content?
You describe how handsome your character is, then later set their charm level to 10. Since an average person's charm level is 10, this kind of setting makes me not want to read anymore.
Are you repeating cases from abroad? Is this video transcribed into text?
Generally, even if someone has a cheat code, they won't bother to research the effects and differences in allocating points to different attributes. They only think about it afterward or when they've suffered a loss.