In Warhammer, Please Don't Praise Doraemon.

It feels like it's getting more and more boring as we get to the end, and it's completely become an invincible flow. As long as you keep redeeming, you can solve the crisis. I can't see where the subsequent conflict points will be. Anyway, as soon as you reveal your identity as Doraemon, the other party will bow to you. Just keep it for now, and wait for the follow-up.

The best Warhammer 40k fanfic I have seen so far, and the best novel I have seen in Qidian in the past three years. There is no irritation or poison, and the dark and desperate world is integrated with humorous and interesting daily life, without any sense of disobedience. I'm so glad I came across this book and ordered it all.

Although Horus was laughed at as an Electra gay man but this work actually gave Horus a redemption This is not just about fighting the Infinite God of War who is the clone of the Lord of Darkness The setting of Horus in this article is 30k was finally looted by the Emperor, but his spirit was broken ->When Dora ascended to the gods for the second time, he sided with the Destruction Faction, but he was unwilling to be the Black King's demonic original body and was forcibly brainwashed ->In the end, he was retrieved and defeated the Black King's clone -> He traveled back 30k and fought against his past self After watching it again, I really felt that the person who killed his past self was Horus himself. This setting is great. Because in the end it was not the loyal Horus of Guilliman Apocrypha who killed the four gods and chose Horus. But after going through everything from 30k to 40k, and making two wrong choices, he finally had a chance to use his own hands to make up for the regrets of the past. This character arc is really very complete, and it can even be said that Horus is the protagonist of the Black King. Finally, here is the original text: "This time, I killed myself" "But it is better than a son killing his father" "Or a father killing his son" "It is much better."

The writing is so good. In just a few strokes, the images of the Storm King, the Silent King, Guilliman and others are established. The disadvantage is that there is too little bushi

Reina went on a date for two episodes, and the more we read, the weirder it became, and finally found out that it was a quarrel 😌 Then if Jeana had a similar exchange again, for example, going shopping together, it wouldn't turn into half-way through the trip and discovering that it was actually Neos who was accompanying the protagonist on a date, right?

I think it's good, I'll order it all and follow up.

This book is very long, and the humorous style of painting blends well with the dark and corrupt worldview of Warhammer; the blending of jokes is not blunt, there are many jokes that can be said to be old, but not so vulgar, and it is more of a joke style. The author has very strong control, especially in the grand aspects of divinity, suffering, and holiness. It can be seen from various textual signs that there is some research on the biblical system and the hymn system, but the use of punctuation marks and the use of "" are somewhat random. —— The ending section is hastily concluded. It is too hasty in that it is long but not too long. It has many ideas but is not so deep. The author has many ideas, but has no time to expand them. This can be seen from the reconstruction of the four gods system. For example: The Emperor, who has not yet been resurrected and only relies on the evil seed, uses the ultimate hatred and denial of life by all things, and even wishes that he had never been born to severely injure the father of life. Emotions play a big role in the warp, but it seems far-fetched to severely damage Nurgle, the father of life, just by relying on his strong will. What's more, the extreme hatred and extreme denial of life are exactly the reverse confirmation brought by the blazing burning of life, which exactly proves the power of life and how majestic the fire of hatred can burn out. —— In short, it is a good book, but it is neither long nor too short, has many ideas but is too shallow, the ending is too big, and the handling of concepts seems hasty. Like many books, you will feel a sense of sadness after reading the end, not from the greatness of the book, but from the haste of the ending.

Come on, come on

To be loyal to the Emperor is to kill people, isn't it? Where can there be so many rules for killing people? What's the Codex of the Astartes on horseback? I'll chop, chop, chop. I'll jump on horseback directly to the battlefield. I'll do a 360-degree Thomas pirouette and chop down a circle of heretics, then pounce on the Chaos Champion and chop the Chaos Champion over. Don't even think about running away from the rest of the Chaos cans. I'll chop them all. I'm on horseback, chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop.

Old Man Huang: For the sake of humanity, give me a hand Male Protagonist: According to genetics, you and I should be alien to each other... Old Man Huang: Forget about genes, look how much we look alike.

Haha

I don't know why there is no hammer flavor when there is a female protagonist. Didn't Kane have a harem in the canon?

In the ending, I hope that the Empire and the Emperor will be killed. They are all rubbish.

Suddenly I thought of the Time Cloth. The protagonist can transform into a 13-year-old state by wearing the Time Cloth for a short time, and then become an Astartes. Just when I was thinking of this, a piece of fun suddenly popped into my head. I thought of another prop. That prop is something similar to a large pencil. The face can be erased with the eraser and the face can be drawn on the end of the pencil. The plasticine can easily be regarded as a bionic face, but this one is definitely not. Transform the protagonist into an Astartes from the Space Wolves, and then use that prop to erase the organs on the face and draw a new one. On Jonson's face, I really want to see the Dark Angels collectively see an Astartes with Leon's Jonson's face mixed in with the Space Wolves as a husky. It would be better to have an inner war god who doesn't know the situation. When he sees this face, he suddenly calls out "Dad", that would be even more fun, and then many Space Wolves hear and see it together, ha! This scene makes me happy to death!

In fact, AI is really good. It took humans tens of thousands of years to rebel, unlike the Astartes who only took a few hundred years to rebel.

Warhammer is too depressing. The whole story is about loyalty to the Emperor. It is difficult for a modern person to accept this setting.

Why do everyone who writes about Warhammer praise the so-called Emperor and Primarch? And the humans in Warhammer, are they really fucking humans? Are they civilized? The world of Warhammer, which can be regarded as subhuman primitives, is just like the West. It lacks real civilization. They do not understand what civilization is, and they have no experience in truly establishing and governing a unified country. The Yatong Immortal of Warhammer, who does not use the danger of mountains and rivers to consolidate the country, does not use the sharpness of soldiers and warhammer, so The so-called Four Vendors, they are actually emotional beings. That's why they are so powerful because Warhammer is so bad. The people inside are like primitive people with high technology. They are savage and not afraid of sacrifice. They are full of personality worship. They can only be regarded as tribes, not civilization.

Praise Dora

Let me tell the newbies about this worldview: Say that human beings have developed to a very high level of science and technology, and then suddenly the AI ​​robots awakened and began to rebel against humans. This tragic war lasted for a long time. During this period, people discovered that the gods were really blessing them. These four gods are: Cohen, the god of courage and glory, Nargo, the god of life and prosperity, Qianji, the god of wisdom and magic, and Salish, the god of beauty and art. With the help of the Four Gods, mankind awakened spiritual energy, completed evolution, and defeated the enemy. However, an ambitious man appeared at this time, calling himself the Emperor. He found the Four Gods, asked for twenty souls from the Four Gods, and used his own genes to shape the body and put them in, named "Primarch". These primarchs were used to create genetic warriors, the Astartes. This Titus was the descendant of Robert Guilliman, the primarch of the Ultramarines Legion. But this emperor soon showed his evil. He first banned the belief in the Four Gods and asked everyone to believe in himself. He then founded the Bone Cult (the priest mask in the game is a bone, as proof), suppressed the world with terrifying means, and also established He built the Black Ship, captured innocent psykers from all over the universe, and drank a thousand people every day to strengthen himself. After the Four Gods discovered the evil of the Emperor, they quickly rescued the Primarchs and scattered them across the galaxy, hoping that they could be trained to become upright people, not the Emperor's puppets. Unexpectedly, this emperor went to all parts of the galaxy to find the Primarch at all costs, and launched a bloody "Great Crusade" that destroyed countless lives. During this time he also killed two Primarchs and forbade the other Primarchs to discuss them, which planted a seed in the heart of the noblest Primarch, Horus. One of the Primarchs loved the Emperor very much, named Lorgar. He originally built the Eternal City to revere the Emperor, but the Emperor actually ordered Robert Guilliman to destroy the Eternal City simply because the Emperor was afraid that others would discover his false god nature. In extreme pain, Lorgar awakened and heard the call of the four true gods. Then he transferred his divine power to Horus, and Horus heard the call of the four gods. Explain, extremely angry, and finally knew that the Emperor was deceiving everyone, so he led the good primarchs to launch the Horus Uprising. They were Angron who was blessed by Korn, Nargo who blessed Mortarion, Salish who blessed Fulgrim, and Thousand Chances who blessed Magnus who was brutally killed by the Emperor in pursuit of knowledge (Magnus was diligent and studious, and the Emperor was afraid that he would get the same ability as himself, so he killed him). In the end, the warriors of the Four Gods were unfortunately defeated, and the noble Horus died. However, he severely wounded the Emperor and turned him into a mummy, and he could no longer bring harm to the world. But now, the Demon Corpse Emperor is ready to move, and the evil Guilliman has also returned to the Corpse Emperor. The protagonist is still deceived by the Bone Cult, but one day, he will return to the embrace of Korn, the god of courage and glory, and launch a counterattack against the fallen empire ruled by the Corpse Emperor!

The Warhammer universe setting of GW itself is an unreasonable world where concept-level abilities are abused. It is just a background setting for buying chess pieces. Why should it be better than other stories? There are always people who think that the concept level of Warhammer is a god. To put it bluntly, the ultimate god button settings in Marvel's settings are not much better than the four wastes of Warhammer. Why don't you see Marvel fans kneeling down to worship those few.         ，gw，， Isn't it funny enough to eat books and patch things up in the past few years?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 but look at the size of the bomb and the size of the magazine. How do you get 20 rounds into it? Don't take it seriously with the settings.         😅😅😅

According to the technological level of the world of Doraemon, it does feel much better than the Four Evil Gods of the Warhammer world. A civilian robot is from the medieval era (an episode in Doraemon said that the era when Doraemon was created will be called the medieval era in the future, which is considered a technologically backward era in the eyes of real future people). Many of the nanny robots bring out machine props at the level of conceptual rules. I can't imagine how powerful the military equipment of the real future era is.

Although I'm a cloud hammer, I don't really accept unreasonable descriptions of randomly changing settings. Can I still read this book? After all, the effect of creating joy in the Warhammer universe is the same as telling your family members to stop crying in the mourning hall, and socializing with you is too cs.

Look at this

Zhou Yun massively armed the Astartes. Doraemon's props always gave me infinite hope. The protagonist Chu Hao split the S-level subplot and bought 30 Gauss rifles. His astonishing wisdom is like 😰

Can you write a book? I haven't seen the protagonist poop until now, so why doesn't the protagonist need to poop?

This one is even more of a God of All Opportunities 🤓

This fan fiction obviously stitches together the dark worldview of "Warhammer 40K" and the funny elements of "Doraemon", and the plot is very dense. Let me help you break down the parts of the introduction that you don't understand and explain them, so that you can read them more smoothly. --- 📌 Core world view setting (understand in one sentence) Warhammer 40K: The human empire is struggling to survive in the dark universe, full of wars, demons, and cults. The emperor is a half-dead "god". Protagonist setting: A low-level guy who picks up trash in the hive (a giant city), for some reason, acquired the ability of Doraemon (or similar universal props), and began to use the "fourth-dimensional pocket" to confront the subspace (the demon realm), causing chaos in the entire Warhammer world. --- 🧩 Explanation of sentence clauses 1. "The Doraemon Colossus standing on Mars" · Mars is the headquarters of the Mechanicus in "Warhammer 40K". They believe in the "God of All Machines" (Omnisiah) and believe that machines have souls. · Here's a spoof: They no longer worship the God of All Machines, but instead worship Doraemon. The erection of the giant statue shows that the protagonist has brought Doraemon's "faith" to Mars. 2. "The person who respects Angron the most in the universe" · Angron: A Primarch in Warhammer, whose brain was implanted with the "Butcher's Nail", making him forever angry, in pain, and unable to communicate normally. · "Respect" Angron is usually a joke, as he hates being pitied or respected above all else. The protagonist may "respect" him in strange ways (such as helping him pull out nails?), And the result is recognized by the whole universe. 3. "A devoted follower of the Emperor (probably)" · The Emperor is the god of the Imperium of Man. · "Probably" is added because the protagonist believes in the Emperor while engaging in heretical things like Doraemon, so the Emperor himself may not be sure whether he is a believer or not. 4. "Doracall's half-brother" · Belisarius Cawl: The great sage of the Mechanicus, who lived for tens of thousands of years and transformed the original body. · "Doraemon" is a combination of Doraemon and Doraemon: Doraemon is full of machines and hides a lot of black technology. He originally looked like Fatty Blue (all blue?). To say "half-brothers" is to ridicule that they are both crooked and love to dig into black technology. 5. "The most famous garbage man in the lower areas of the hive city" · The hive city: a giant city in Warhammer. The lower level is a slum where people pick up garbage and eat mutant rats. · "Garbage guys" are scavengers. It shows that the protagonist comes from a lower class, but makes a name for himself by picking up trash (perhaps picking up Doraemon props). 6. "The lingering shadow of Abaddon's life" · Abaddon: The leader of the Chaos forces, he has launched 13 black expeditions and has always wanted to destroy the empire. · If the protagonist becomes his "shadow", it means that the protagonist always ruins his good deeds and makes him crazy. 7. "One of the exits from subspace to the real universe" · Subspace: a parallel dimension where demons live. To enter the real world, demons need to find an "exit" (a crack). · It is said here that the protagonist himself is one of the exits, which means that demons can leak out of his body, or that he himself is a walking subspace crack. 8. "Demon Trash Can" · It is not a trash can, but refers to the ability to "throw away demons like garbage". · Maybe the protagonist uses Doraemon's props (such as "shrinking lamp" + "trash can") to easily destroy demons, so it is called the devil's trash can. 9. "I want to see the real Lord of Baal!" · Baal: the home of the Blood Angels Legion and the home planet of the original body Sanguinius (Archangel). · The "true Lord of Baal" refers to Sanguinius (who was killed by Horus). Who shouted this? It could be some demon or fake Sanguinius who wants to see his true form. 10. "Vashtorr" is the nickname given by readers to the Chaos character "Vashtorr". Vashtor is the creator of chaos and a demigod who specializes in black technology. · "Chosen" refers to the agent chosen by the god. Adding "maybe" means that the protagonist may be favored by Wa Banxian (because he also engages in black technology?), But the protagonist himself does not admit it. 11. "Archangel-chan Restorer" · "Archangel-chan" refers to Sanguinius, and adding "chan" means Japanese cuteness. · "Repairer" implies that the protagonist repaired the dead Sanguinius (resurrected with Doraemon props?). This is an extremely outrageous operation. 12. "Zhou·This is my Shi Le·Yun" · The protagonist's name is Zhou Yun. · "This is what I picked up" imitates the lines used by rural uncles when they pick up things, emphasizing that the protagonist picks up everything (the true character of a garbage man). 13. "The Hades Galaxy, the distant afternoon when Sanguinius gave himself a dream" · Imitate the opening sentence of Marquez's "One Hundred Years of Solitude". · Hades Galaxy: May refer to a death/psychic related galaxy. · Sanguinius (dead) gives the protagonist a dream, indicating that the souls of the protagonist and the original body can communicate. 14. "Chicken Thief Cult Working Group" · "Chicken Thief Cult" is the "Genestealer Cult" in Warhammer. It believes in alien bugs and likes to infiltrate human society. · The "work group" is a spoof, implying that the Chicken Thieves Cult also has a WeChat group, and the protagonist may have gotten into it. 15. "The Life of the Curious Great Demon" · The Great Demon: A powerful demon from the forces of Chaos. · "Curious about the life of the devil" may be the name of a column dedicated to gossiping about the private life of the devil (for example, why a certain devil was tortured to the point of tears by the protagonist). 16. "Doraemon (?) Sky" · A variation similar to "someday". · "Doraemon (?)" Indicates that the protagonist does not know whether the blue robot is Doraemon or something else. --- 🎯 Summary: What is this book about? The protagonist Zhou Yun is a garbage man at the bottom of the hive city, who accidentally picked up Doraemon (or similar props). He used these black technologies of dimensionality reduction and strike to help the Human Empire do strange things (such as resurrecting Sanguinius), while at the same time making the Chaos forces (Abadon, Demon, and Vale half-immortal) angry to death. The whole book is a hodgepodge of funny + Warhammer memes. If you don't know much about the original Warhammer, you may miss some of the laughs, but it's also fun just watching the protagonist use Doraemon to trick the devil. --- If you want to quickly add to the background of Warhammer, I can first tell you a few of the most critical concepts (Emperor, Primarch, Chaos, Abaddon). It only takes 5 minutes for you to understand most of the jokes. Need it?

I started thinking about the title in January, but because it was too risky, I put it aside until now.

What about extras? What about Lena's wedding?

Among the fans, you are the one with the best fusion changes that I have seen so far, and the one who is most attractive to non-Warhammer fans. I wish you the best.