In Warhammer, Please Stop Praising the Omnissiah
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To be loyal to the Emperor is to kill people, isn't it? Where can there be so many rules for killing people? What's the Codex of the Astartes on horseback? I'll chop, chop, chop. I'll jump on horseback directly to the battlefield. I'll do a 360-degree Thomas pirouette and chop down a circle of heretics, then pounce on the Chaos Champion and chop the Chaos Champion over. Don't even think about running away from the rest of the Chaos cans. I'll chop them all. I'm on horseback, chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop.
Old Man Huang: For the sake of humanity, give me a hand Male Protagonist: According to genetics, you and I should be alien to each other... Old Man Huang: Forget about genes, look how much we look alike.
Do you have such a parenting robot in Warhammer?
Haha
The protagonist is not an Astarte, so why can't there be a female protagonist?
I don't know why there is no hammer flavor when there is a female protagonist. Didn't Kane have a harem in the canon?
In the ending, I hope that the Empire and the Emperor will be killed. They are all rubbish.
Suddenly I thought of the Time Cloth. The protagonist can transform into a 13-year-old state by wearing the Time Cloth for a short time, and then become an Astartes. Just when I was thinking of this, a piece of fun suddenly popped into my head. I thought of another prop. That prop is something similar to a large pencil. The face can be erased with the eraser and the face can be drawn on the end of the pencil. The plasticine can easily be regarded as a bionic face, but this one is definitely not. Transform the protagonist into an Astartes from the Space Wolves, and then use that prop to erase the organs on the face and draw a new one. On Jonson's face, I really want to see the Dark Angels collectively see an Astartes with Leon's Jonson's face mixed in with the Space Wolves as a husky. It would be better to have an inner war god who doesn't know the situation. When he sees this face, he suddenly calls out "Dad", that would be even more fun, and then many Space Wolves hear and see it together, ha! This scene makes me happy to death!
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In fact, AI is really good. It took humans tens of thousands of years to rebel, unlike the Astartes who only took a few hundred years to rebel.
Warhammer is too depressing. The whole story is about loyalty to the Emperor. It is difficult for a modern person to accept this setting.
Why do everyone who writes about Warhammer praise the so-called Emperor and Primarch? And the humans in Warhammer, are they really fucking humans? Are they civilized? The world of Warhammer, which can be regarded as subhuman primitives, is just like the West. It lacks real civilization. They do not understand what civilization is, and they have no experience in truly establishing and governing a unified country. The Yatong Immortal of Warhammer, who does not use the danger of mountains and rivers to consolidate the country, does not use the sharpness of soldiers and warhammer, so The so-called Four Vendors, they are actually emotional beings. That's why they are so powerful because Warhammer is so bad. The people inside are like primitive people with high technology. They are savage and not afraid of sacrifice. They are full of personality worship. They can only be regarded as tribes, not civilization.
Praise Dora