A Survival Guide to World War II for a Superman Civilization

Jiang Hengyu had always thought he was an ordinary person from Blue Star, living an ordinary life of studying and working. Then, by an astonishing stroke of luck, he discovered that he was an alien from Earth: Superman, with a body of steel, super strength, super speed, a solar aura, and staggering intelligence. When he returned to Earth, ready to make his mark, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. “What do you mean World War I lasted millions of years, with a hundred thousand civilizations fighting and tearing open a rift in space-time?” “What do you mean World War II is about to begin, and humanity’s getting ready to take Earth to war?!” … Parallel worlds converged, xenomorphs from across the multiverse invaded, and the second super-evolution took place, sounding the call to war. With the galaxy in flames, humanity’s answer was… “What’s the point of trash talk on the cosmic net? If you’ve got guts, post your location and fight us across the Milky Way! [Detailed coordinates attached]” “An all-out brawl in the Virgo Supercluster! High-level fighters only, no weaklings. I just want to beat you all senseless, or get beaten senseless by you. [Detailed coordinates attached]” “We’re not picking on anyone. We just want to say that every last one of you here is trash.” Human United Government, Ministry of Foreign Affairs. IP location made public: Milky Way Galaxy - Orion Arm - Local Bubble - Local Interstellar Cloud - Solar System - Third Planet. … Also known as Welcome to the Invasion of Earth and Laying Low as a Wizard in the Superman Universe