
I Can't Possibly Be a Demon
我不可能是妖魔
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- Completed
- Length
- 1.3M Words
- Genre
- Cultivation
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- Classical Xianxia
- Updated
- 11mo ago
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- Qidian
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Heavenly Secrets Library
A few books I've read and thought were pretty good
The Truth-Knower and the Seeker of the Way
Wild ideas and grand imagination, sensible protagonists, and plots that don't follow a formula.
A Bit of Everything, for Personal Use
For my own use, based on my personal taste
Waiting for Updates, Waiting for More Chapters
Waiting for updates
Books I'm Letting Pile Up for Later
Just collecting them for fun when I'm bored
Awakening from a Great Dream a Thousand Years Later
Please don't recommend books. I won't add them. I've removed some books because their blurbs weren't good enough. If you like the list, please add it to your favorites. →_→ The title was too generic, so I changed it. Reading tip: turn off chapter comments.
Words That Bloom Like Flowers
Infinite flow
Promising New Books
Keeping an eye on new authors
Bold Yet Refined, Refined Yet Bold
Is it possible I made this reading list just so I could send flowers!!!
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Immortal Spirit Qi
Stories fill these books, more than anyone could count.
A Guide to Wandering Gensokyo
[Wanderer’s Note] The true Land of Fantasy isn’t between the pages of a book. It lies in the shifting frontiers of understanding, endlessly rebuilt and shattered over the course of ten years. This guide is both a cipher from another world, written in the language of a bygone era, and a declaration across worlds for every wanderer unwilling to be confined to three-dimensional space. When you turn the last page, you may find that you’ve already reached the threshold of a new dimension, your sword
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New Books to Watch: Urban, Xianxia, Fantasy, Entertainment, and Myriad Worlds. Please Add Them to Your Favorites.
A refuge for readers in a reading slump, with promising new books. Mainly new and early-stage novels. Most of the books at the top are new; the farther down you go, the longer they've been around. If you're in a reading slump or want to let books build up before diving in, you can bookmark this list now and have a big batch ready to read later. Please bookmark! Please bookmark! Please bookmark! Ideally under 200,000 words. Please bookmark! I mainly read xianxia and urban fiction. I don't read bo
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Fast-paced wish-fulfillment and dark stories featuring decisive, ruthless protagonists, mostly new releases.
Seeking Reality in the Unreal: Mostly New Books, 14-Year Bookworm, No Ads
Top-notch, five stars. Also recommending Xiao Qi Xiao's Next Stop, Pengcheng, currently updating and still in its early stages.
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Dihualiu is interesting at the beginning, and becomes more and more intellectual as it goes on. I hope the protagonist can wake up soon, otherwise it will be too embarrassing.
Has the author read Journey to the West?
I just want to complain after reading the introduction. Where did the Tang Dynasty come from so many monsters? At the beginning of Journey to the West, the Zhenwu Dang Demon Emperor was following the Jade Emperor's decree to wipe out all the monsters in the world. In the original Journey to the West, immortality was obtained casually. To put it bluntly, It's not nice to hear that there are jujubes in Fortune, Lushou and Shou. Mortals can live forever if they eat one. Bajie asked how many of Fortune, Lushou and Shou he would like to eat. The longevity star said directly that he didn't bring so many. If you want to eat, I will give you a few kilograms to eat some other day.
Although Journey to the West has collapsed, I still hope that the prehistoric setting will not be introduced casually. Nine of the ten books about Journey to the West this year are all set in the prehistoric setting, which is boring.
Speaking of how to deal with Sun Wukong, he cannot be killed unless he is tricked by the Yin and Yang cylinders. Even the golden hoop can only cause him pain.
It tastes like Black Myth Wukong
The protagonist's journey to the West after the Honkai Impact came into contact with the demons and monsters related to the Nine-Nine-Eighty-One Dilemma. The correlation was pretty good, and there were no other messy things mixed in. It's just that the skills were a bit Honkai Impact and too urban. The overall plot flow is relatively smooth. Except for the free chapter at the beginning, there are comments about the gangsters in it. Later, there are a lot less comments about the mentality of gangsters. Maybe gangsters generally don't subscribe. Overall, this book is very good for those who like the second creation related to Journey to the West.
Being poor in literature and rich in military affairs is actually a case of being rich in literature and poor in military affairs?
Who is it that is difficult to hold on to? If you don't understand it, you will show off. First of all, to study literature in ancient times, it is true that pen, ink, paper and inkstones are expensive, and it is true that three generations are needed for one person to study. However, as long as you pass the examination as a scholar in ancient times, you can find a small place to be a teacher to study, and you have to do manual labor. At the same time, you have a relatively decent and starving job; if you are lucky enough to be elected, then you will become a member of the privileged class and be exempted from taxes and corvees. This will cause many people to beg to put their own fields in your name. If you avoid taxes and are willing to give you money and food every year for this purpose, you will successfully transform from a commoner digging in the fields to a rich man or even a powerful person; if you are stronger and become a Jinshi, it basically means that you have an official status, and you can receive it at this time With the salary from the court, and the fact that more people will invest in you for various purposes like when you won the imperial examination before, it can be said that you have entered the upper class at that time, and your family has the theoretical possibility of becoming a famous family. Besides, what poem will cost money like water for a banquet? I can only say, indeed. However, the problem is that this game is played by the upper class, and the threshold is high. If your family barely supports you in studying, you don't really think that someone who knows how to write poems and songs will take you to play, right? Please! Isn't this just as funny as Wang Sicong, a top second-generation rich man, sending you an invitation to a party! As for banquets, large banquets such as township party gatherings are usually sponsored by wealthy people from the region or paid for by the leaders of the township party. After all, this kind of banquet is a display of status. Do you want to invite it? Consider whether you are qualified? There are also ways to give filial piety, do you think you can just give it if you want? Accepting your filial piety means that you are his disciple, and he will bear the risk if you cause trouble. Finally, there is the problem of poor families. The Han family was born under the special background of the Nine-Rank Zhongzheng system at that time. It refers to a family that has a family status but is very low, or a family that once had a family status but has lost it now. Therefore, the certification index of family status is to look at the influence of your family. Simply put, it depends on whether your ancestors have produced famous outstanding people. How outstanding this person is and how many outstanding people there are are not directly related to the amount of money. It can only be said that families with many outstanding people in their ancestors are generally not poor. And a poor family means that either your ancestors are not so good, or the last good person from your ancestors is far away from you, and this means that the legacy left by your ancestors is basically gone except for the status of being an official. Therefore, at that time, many poor families may not be as good as a small business owner in terms of wealth. Let's talk about the issue of martial arts. The first thing to practice martial arts in ancient times is to keep up with the diet. Meat is indispensable. Don't think that in ancient times, people who farmed and had enough to eat and poked with a spear during the war were considered martial arts practitioners. This kind of thing is said to be cannon fodder and consumables. Therefore, food alone is not something that your so-called poor family can afford. You have to pay taxes and perform corvee labor, and you may not even have enough food for basic survival. Why do you still practice martial arts? Secondly, when you study, you need to find a teacher, but when you practice martial arts, you don't need a teacher? You said that most of Ip Man's apprentices in the movie were workers. Do you want to see what you are talking about? Not to mention that the background is set in modern times, it's still in a movie! In reality, Ip Man's most famous student is Bruce Lee. Go search his family. Besides, even if most of Ip Man's apprentices are from the lower class, it means that Ip Man has a big picture, and it is enough to treat extreme cases as the norm. Also, you need pen, ink, paper and inkstone to study, but you don't need weapons to practice martial arts? Under the conditions of ancient salt and iron monopoly, why do you think weapons will be cheap, and if you learn writing, ink, paper and inkstone, there will be losses, but there will be no losses when practicing martial arts? Finally, I said that practicing martial arts can help people stay in homes and nursing homes to get rid of poverty. I'm afraid that's not too natural. Do you think it's because of recruitment in the current talent market? Do you know what Jia Ding Bu Qu is? It's the same as a big boss or a senior official choosing a driver. If you want to look after someone's home or care for someone's home, you will be clearly seen as the thief who wants to make money or kill someone. Finally, unless you are living in troubled times, look at how many warriors can stand out. In most cases, the upper limit of practicing martial arts is the difference between heaven and earth compared to studying literature. Therefore, when it is clear that both have to pay high costs, choose the path of practicing martial arts with a lower upper limit and less possibility, instead of studying the path of studying literature with higher upper and lower limits and greater possibility?
The plot is pretty exciting, but I always felt like it lacked a place to store my brain. The protagonist ignores too many details and can only read without thinking 😅
The whole world knows about this book, but the protagonist doesn't know about it. What kind of protagonist is needed as long as it has Bago?
The protagonist is a bit mentally retarded, will there be changes later?
After reading Chapter 198, I felt that it was tasteless and a pity to abandon. The plot is barely comprehensible, and the map changes later, and some details cannot be pondered. The characters are very thin, and except for the pig horns, none of them can leave an impression. The dialogue didn't make any progress and was very awkward. Especially the "you..." Those clowns say, can't they be optimized? The text description jumps around a lot after it is put on the shelf, and I don't understand it. You can charge money after it is put on the shelf. Shouldn't the writing be better than the free one 😥. Grain is put on the shelf, and hay is put on the shelf. Author, you have to reflect and optimize your subsequent writing ideas 😡