Novels like Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage
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- 101 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 102 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 2kReads6.6Score16914d adds
- 103 You Were Told to Investiture the Gods, Not Start an Industrial Revolution 让你封神，没让你玩工业革命 After transmigrating into Jiang Ziya, he finds himself facing a divorce ultimatum from his seventy-two-year-old wife right from the start? No problem. He promptly hands her a “Divorce Compensation Agreement” and sends her packing with nothing! Faced with a cataclysmic Investiture of the Gods, where sages make empty promises and immortals and gods fight among themselves, Jiang Ziya awakens the “Wage Slave System” and declares: Don't talk to me about fate. Let's do something big first! Making stee 94Reads7.6Score—14d adds
- 104 Traffic Cop Xia Xiaoman Specializes in Taming Defiant Detective Captain Qin 交警夏小满，专治刑警秦队不服 [One-on-one + devoted to each other + happy ending] A bickering couple, hilarious banter, and the sweetest romance! The heroine is adorable, not stupid! A powerhouse in her professional field, but slow on the uptake when it comes to love, with maxed-out skills for talking back! The hero goes from an icy mountain to a loyal puppy! At first: “Don’t come near me!” Later: “Honey, I was wrong. Please pay attention to me!” Solving cases is secondary, romance comes first! The cases are lighthearted, ne 3.4kReads8.5Score41914d adds
- 105 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 106 Who Says My Summons Are Weird? Step Forward! 谁说我的召唤物抽象的？站出来！ [Lighthearted and fun]+ [Plot-driven]+ [Subverts expectations]+ [Absurd]+ [Absolutely shameless] A hundred years ago, rifts in space and time appeared, and Blue Star entered an era of supernatural powers. Everyone had the chance to awaken a game interface. Lu Heng unexpectedly awakened as a summoner, but there was something off about all his summons. [Meatball]: As the offspring of an evil god, it grows stronger every time it's eaten and can plunge enemies into cognitive confusion. [Horny Do 14.3kReads8.0Score1.6k14d adds
- 107 Apocalypse: The Wicked Dodder Vine Has Clung to Her Ex Again 末世：恶毒菟丝花又缠上前任了 [Apocalypse + dual villains + wicked heroine’s survival + rekindled romance + ability symbiosis + sweet romance with a touch of ensemble cast] [Spoiled, greedy bad girl × brooding, grudge-holding, penniless ex] Three days after dumping her poor boyfriend, Jiang Wu collapsed in the hospital and dreamed about how she would die. When the apocalypse arrived, she was the vicious supporting female character in a novel: a gold digger who clung to the powerful and was ultimately torn apart alive by zomb 652Reads—Score14814d adds
- 108 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 13Reads—Score114d adds
- 109 The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马！黄皮子讨封，我弹它脑瓜崩 A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal 15.6kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds
- 110 I'm in High School, So What Is This Incense-Based Cultivation Thing? 人在高中，香火证道什么鬼？ [Not high-martial arts + daily life + school + comedy + unhinged antics + memes + absurdity + campus belle + multiple heroines] Lu Haonan, sixteen, is a new first-year student at Yanchuan High School. On the first day of school, a System dropped out of the sky and insisted that he'd transmigrated to the primordial world and become the local Earth God. The iced tea his childhood friend gave him? It called it ten-thousand-year-old spiritual liquid. The English textbook his teacher handed out? It c 172.3kReads8.9Score23.1k14d adds
- 111 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 18Reads—Score214d adds
- 112 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 45.4kReads7.3Score3.7k14d adds
- 113 Great Ming: I Bound Myself to the Emperor's Second-Chance System 大明：我绑定皇帝再就业系统 [Alternate history + Ming Dynasty + transmigration + System + no angst + comedy] After Zhu Yuanzhang dies, he transmigrates to New Huaxia, more than six hundred years in the future. Then all sixteen Ming emperors arrive one after another! Mu Feng: "What? The Hongwu Emperor wants to become an Earth repairman?" Zhu Yuanzhang: "I'm tired of being emperor. Can't I try something else?" Zhu Yunwen: "This ruler really works. I've produced another top scorer in the college entrance exam this year!" Zhu 37Reads—Score—14d adds
- 114 The Taoist Came Down the Mountain to Give His Heart Away, Then Got Scammed Out of 98,000 Yuan in an Online Romance 道士下山把心搭，网恋被骗九万八 Fast-paced, light comedy, no horror, packed with laughs from start to finish, with no reliance on memes: On his first day down the mountain, his online dating partner swindled him out of 98,000 yuan. On the second, his landlord kicked him out. On the third, someone drugged him on a blind date. His name is Nan Feng, and he is an apprentice in the Daoist tradition. To earn enough merit to return to the mountain and receive his ordination, he grits his teeth and takes on exorcisms and funeral rites 998Reads7.2Score14814d adds
- 115 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 506Reads8.9Score10014d adds
- 116 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 I Just Ascended the Throne, and You’re Pulling a Substitute Bride on Me? 朕刚登基，你跟老子玩替嫁？ 3.7kReads—Score7814d adds
- 118 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 45Reads7.8Score1414d adds
- 119 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 24Reads—Score214d adds
- 120 Traveling with the King: Fish and Fishermen 与王同行鱼与渔 Rooted in the grand magical world of Heroes of Might and Magic, this is classic, traditional fantasy. No transmigration, no System, no cheat powers. There is only the path of proving the Dao through strength, taking one step at a time through a turbulent era. To cleanse himself of karmic burdens and uncover the true essence of magic, the young Deacon followed the First Academy of Magic dean's instructions and secluded himself for three years, meditating on the Dao and tempering his heart. During 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 This System Is a Little Too Much of a Rip-Off 这个系统有亿点点坑 This is a modern supernatural novel with a System. It is more comedic than scary. There are no feats that instantly conquer the heavens, earth, and everything under them from the start, nor does anyone start out with tens of trillions. If that bothers you, read with caution. After saving a woman who had fallen into prostitution in a back alley, wage worker Zhang Haochen contracts a virus. On the brink of death, he unexpectedly activates the Virtue System. Fulfilling the wishes of ghosts earns hi 25Reads8.8Score10214d adds
- 122 Wang Benye's Dreamspace 忘本爷的造梦空间 [Spatial fantasy + modern-day imaginative fiction + suspense + everyday family life + brotherhood + a nobody awakens + no brainless wish fulfillment + no invincibility + terrible father] Penniless and down on his luck, ignored by all; two souls dream of vengeance beneath the snow. Back from the dream realm, he becomes a hero. Who doesn’t know this ungrateful man? It all comes down to one dream, turning the tables when things seem most hopeless Friends, let me ask you something: “Do you believe 895Reads9.6Score10514d adds
- 123 The Tycoon’s Son-in-Law Turns the Tables 豪门赘婿，倒反天罡 When Ye Liuqing woke up, he had become a live-in son-in-law to a wealthy family. But after three years of marriage, Ye Liuqing had endured nothing but scorn. Even the servants in the family treated him however they pleased. He bonded with the [Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System]. If he successfully gets divorced, he can take a hundred billion and return to reality! Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System: Being warmhearted is a path, clearing pipes is a path, and the path to a woman's hea 2.4kReads6.2Score16114d adds
- 124 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 71Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 125 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 126 Summer Soaring to the Clouds 夏日凌云 This work is dedicated to everyone who loves shuttlecock sports. The first shuttlecock novel in the country, set in a school and centered on youth and sports. Reality and fantasy, dreams and passion, all intertwine in those memories. This is the journey of a beginner who endures countless trials and grows into an expert. Shuttlecock competition: a tradition of Chinese culture, an obscure yet thrilling sport. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 127 Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 Urgent! Can I Still Keep My Earthworm Husband After He's Split in Two? 急！蚯蚓老公被劈开了还能要吗 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 129 After I Refused to Kiss at the Concert, the Entire Internet Spread Rumors About Me 演唱会上拒绝接吻后，我被全网造谣 85Reads—Score—14d adds
- 130 The 1970s Matchmaker Who Talks the Young Master from the Capital into Becoming a Live-In Son-in-Law 七零小媒婆，忽悠京少当赘婿 Many years later, some friends sat together chatting. "Have you noticed that every village used to have a fool or a madman?" "Yeah, yeah! That madman would even go around hitting people!" Dou Xiaochan: Hehe, I'm the fool and madwoman you were talking about... Shen Moci: I'm the one who was tricked into going home as a live-in son-in-law by the fool and madwoman you were talking about... "What?!" Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. Shen Moci: To be honest, I was really scared at the 28.9kReads8.8Score3.5k14d adds
- 131 A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链 As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 132 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 628Reads—Score4714d adds
- 133 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 758Reads7.5Score10014d adds
- 134 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 6Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 135 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 136 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 137 I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界 "Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 138 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 56Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score42414d adds
- 140 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 81Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 141 After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 失忆后，我扑错老公了 46Reads—Score—14d adds
- 142 Reborn as the Real Heiress in an Angsty Novel, I Stole the Show on a Dating Reality Show 穿成虐文真千金，我在恋综杀疯了 [Super Sweet 1v1 + Fake and Real Daughters + Wacky Humor and Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Face-Slapping Wealth System] [Wacky Real Heiress Actress vs. Insane, Sweet-on-the-Outside Dark-Hearted Big Shot] After dying suddenly from overwork, I transmigrated into a tragic romance novel about a fake and a real heiress in the entertainment industry. The original heroine's father didn't love her, her mother didn't care for her, and the male lead was going to abuse her. After the heroine killed herse 227Reads—Score10814d adds
- 143 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 144 I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit 我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦 [Hilarious comedy + infinite worlds + no scruples + mind-bending madness + episodic stories] [Reader’s guide: Complete, so read without worry!] ⚠️ This is a miraculous dish made by stewing extra-spicy stinky tofu with durian, sprinkling it with popping candy, and then blasting it in a pressure cooker. It hits your nose hard and burns your eyes, but once you’ve tasted it, you can’t get enough. This “stinky tofu” of a story invites readers with unusual tastes to give it a try. ⚠️ Logic is dead, ma 11.7kReads7.5Score83414d adds
- 145 I Told You to Improve Yourself, Not Become a Sneaky Rat! 让你提升自己，没让你当老六！ [Livestreaming + Comedy + Power Fantasy + Relaxed Daily Life] Also known as "Livestream: Looking for a Rich Older Woman? I Recommend Becoming a Security Guard" Lin Ye had barely transmigrated when he became a livestream host relegated to taking calls from viewers. “Once you work hard to improve yourself, the station will consider transferring you back.” Just then, the Grudge System activated: as long as he earned viewers’ Grudge Points, he could enter a lottery. From that day on, the world lost 266Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 146 Stand in the Middle and Draw from Both Sides: What Do You Mean, the Will to Dominate? 站中间抽两边，什么叫霸之意志呀 [A low rating was inevitable. The author was devoured by the Will of Overlordship. Please proceed to the main story.] Have you heard? A newcomer has shown up at the academy. With his father being the city lord, he bullies men and abuses women, commits every imaginable evil, and threatens to slaughter entire families whenever he gets upset! “Really? Is that so? Then the consequences of offending him must be terrible, right?” “Of course! Who knows how many victims there have already been!” “Is tha 45.1kReads8.6Score4.2k14d adds
- 147 I Landed a 1.7-Million-Yuan Job 拉了一单170万的活 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 148 My Livestream Mission Is to Livestream 我的直播任务是直播 [Livestream] [Comedy] [Absurd] [Just-for-Fun Story] Jiang Xian gets a Livestream System. As long as he completes tasks while livestreaming, he can earn rewards. [Ding! Host's livestream task for today: livestream.] Jiang Xian: ??? What do you mean, my livestream task is to livestream? [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've received a reward: 10 in cash!] Jiang Xian: ??? 10? Not ten thousand, just ten bucks? I've never seen a System this stingy!!! 194.8kReads8.7Score17.3k14d adds
- 149 The Whole Sect Is Crazy, and It's All Thanks to Our Little Junior Sister 满门癫佬，全靠小师妹带飞 [Ensemble cast + absurd comedy + outrageous antics + everyone’s favorite] After Li Li worked herself to death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a cannon-fodder female supporting character. Her only purpose was to be a stepping stone for the heroine. If the heroine wanted a spirit sword, she took Li Li’s. If she wanted resources, she took Li Li’s. She even stole Li Li’s own father. Li Li packed up and fled down the mountain that very night, only to be picked up halfway by a c 47.5kReads8.8Score7.1k14d adds
- 150 The Carefree Sixth Prince 一路随缘六王爷 This is a somewhat different kind of story... Lighthearted and fun, with everyone going off the rails! This book is all about lively, cheerful fun. If you’re looking for court intrigue and struggles for supremacy, look elsewhere... Xiao Beiming transmigrated into the Great Zhou dynasty as its Sixth Prince... But he had a reputation for jinxing everyone he met. His mother died when he was born. Then, one after another, the concubines who took him in also died. In the end, even the empress died... 5kReads8.6Score37114d adds
