Novels like Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage
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- 1 Why Does This Perpetual Motion Stone Come with a Pickup-and-Bind System? 这永动石怎么还自带拾取绑定系统 Ah Tang (Great Chieftain of the Idle Fish Tribe), the Idle Fish Tribe’s top “Master of Lazing About.” If he can lie down, he absolutely won’t sit. “Why call me lazy? I haven’t done anything at all!” Juan Wang, full name Juan Wang Juan Buxiu, the thirty-seventh chieftain of the Grindset Tribe and the holder of the “Most Overworked Primitive on Balding Star” title for twenty consecutive years. He still wields that gleaming stone axe, has “Heaven rewards the diligent” written across his forehead, a 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 I Said I’m Not Crazy 我说我不是疯子 This book blends absurdity, exaggeration, and occasional bouts of madness. The jokes come thick and fast, but beneath them lies a warmth, along with the occasional pang of sadness. It tells the story of someone obsessed with proving “I'm not crazy,” and how, on the absurd road of life, he uses his own eccentric logic to fight everything deemed “normal.” Many people call him crazy, but he refuses to accept that. Lin Ye doesn't have many principles in life, but his most important one is this: prov 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 The Mattress Chants Sutras, and the Elevator Makes Me Afraid of Heights. You Call This Everyday Life? 床垫念经电梯恐高，这叫日常？ [Lighthearted Comedy] [Wild Imagination and Unexpected Contrasts] [Sharp Tongues] [Everyday Life] [All Things Have Spirits] [Power Fantasy] [Episodic] “Let me down! I’m afraid of heights!” On his first day as a property manager, Lin An gets trapped on the eighteenth floor, listening to the terrified elevator scream its head off. This upscale residential complex is packed with bizarre goings-on: a streetlight that flaunts itself like an exhibitionist, a pipe with an enlarged prostate, a lost ro —Reads—Score52114d adds
- 4 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.1kReads—Score9114d adds
- 5 Cultivating Immortality, Starting with a Heavenly Spirit Root 从天灵根开始修仙 Transmigrated as a beggar? No, I’m a genius alchemist with a Heavenly Spirit Root. Zhou Hao brought his memories of Earth with him when he transmigrated into the cultivation world as a beggar, only to test as a fire-type Heavenly Spirit Root and enter the immortal sect Yunshang Tian. He thought he was starting out with the destined hero’s script, but every pill he concocted came with a little “side effect”: the Clothes-Exploding Bone-Tempering Pill, the Tell-the-Truth Pellet, the Rainbow-Flatter 34Reads5.7Score—14d adds
- 6 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 55Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Impostors Have Invaded: Jiahao and Dogs Not Allowed 伪人入侵，嘉豪与狗禁止入内 [Jiahao]+ [Impostors]+ [Comedy]+ [Urban Superpowers] [The impostors have evolved again. Who knows who gave them a copy of The Jiahao Behavior Guide? They’re now taking on all kinds of Jiahao forms, and ordinary security guards can barely tell them apart. We urgently need to recruit new guards.] As a handsome, mysterious, ordinary high school senior, I was swinging my sword in the rain on the sports field. But then some guy appeared, called me a pro-level Jiahao, and dragged me to a weird room to 96Reads—Score514d adds
- 8 Whatever You Do, Don't Let Them Find Out 总之就是不能被拆穿 Emmm, I’ve thought about it for ages and still don’t know what to write, or even what kind of style I have. But when I think about it, farming stories are pretty interesting, so I decided to write one. Then I realized a lot of people might not get that peaceful, unhurried feeling, so forget it. I’ve decided to go with something wild instead. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 135Reads—Score11014d adds
- 10 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 6Reads—Score214d adds
- 11 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 I Transmigrated into a Tragic Romance and Gave Every Heroine a Home 穿进虐文，我给所有女主一个家 391Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 14 After Making It in the Underworld, I Became a Gig Worker Between Yin and Yang 地府上岸后我成了阴阳两届打工人 Just got my results / Strong female lead / Urban fantasy / Wild imagination / Wacky comedy / Episodic / Workplace / Supernatural mystery / Yin-Yang Eyes / Underworld / Civil service exams / Funny / Daily life / Metaphysics Su Ran took the civil service exam for three years and finally made it through. Her office was a little out of the way: the Underworld’s Human Realm Affairs Office. On her first day, Director Bai Wuchang sent her an offer letter using fifty reaction images. In her first week, 177Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 15 The Good-for-Nothing Homeroom Teacher Is Actually the Strongest Containment Agent 废柴班主任老师，竟是最强收容者 [Ridiculous humor + meme references + comedy + school life + secret identities + a mash-up novel + Jiahao + tycoon + lolis + catgirls + shota + domineering Dragon King son-in-law + returning God of War + Minecraft + Heavenly Emperor + interstellar + absurdity + no female lead + tons of characters barging in + tons of dream crossovers + everyone is unhinged + way too many elements] Qin Yu had just taken charge of Class 114, Senior Year, at Ziqiang High School when the principal and academic affai —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 I Pick Fights with Heaven Above, Earth Below, and the Emperor in Between 上怼天，下怼地，中间怼皇帝 I hit people, curse them, and spend money like water, yet they still call me a virtuous prince! Chu Fan feels his life has been nothing but one hardship after another! He has to ruin himself and lose money to become a carefree prince, but everyone keeps pushing him to be a virtuous one! To avoid becoming this virtuous prince, Chu Fan tries every scheme he can think of! He wakes the retired emperor in the middle of the night to make him pee, and they call him filial! He slaps his own brother acro 41.6kReads8.9Score4.8k14d adds
- 18 Turn the Male Lead into the Female Lead from the Start, and Steal His System! 开局把男主变女主，夺他系统！ This book breaks the mold: fake harem, laugh-out-loud comedy, a “smart” System, invincible wish fulfillment, cosmic horror, and a brainless protagonist who charges through the world. After transmigrating into a modern world of high martial arts, Chen Mo bonded with the [True Love System], which promised him everything belonging to his women! But fate had other plans. Every peerlessly beautiful woman, heiress, and icy assassin flocked to Ye Chen, the chosen one! Three years after being reborn, Y 416Reads6.8Score2414d adds
- 19 A Failed Female Writer Reincarnates as a Crazy Male Idol? 女扑街转生疯癫男爱豆？ [Comedy + Absurdity + Memes + Showbiz + Lifestyle Variety Show + Wild Imagination] [The life philosophy of a highly educated, hilariously unconventional four-man boy band is...] After Luo Ye died of stress because he missed his perfect-attendance bonus by a single word, he was reincarnated as an unknown idol. He even managed to join the group he stanned and appear on a variety show about going back to high school! Luo Ye: “Hey, could you translate this? ‘When your parents are alive, don't travel 35Reads—Score214d adds
- 20 I'm Just a Traffic Cop, How Did Cultivating to Immortality Make Me Invincible? 我就一交警，修个仙怎么无敌了？ [Hilarious and Unbeatable | A Traffic Cop Crashes Into the Cultivation World] Don’t be fooled by “unbeatable” in the title! This isn’t a conventional cultivation power fantasy about grinding through monsters and crushing immortal venerables. Zhou Shougui, a traffic cop who died on duty, accidentally transmigrates across the myriad worlds. Through a series of mishaps, he ends up with the complete King of Fighters skill set, but is born without a spiritual root and rejected by the Qingyun Sect. By 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 I’m the Ancestor, and I Really Can’t Cultivate Immortality 老祖我真不会修仙 [Misunderstandings + Comedy + Management + Political Intrigue in the Mid-to-Late Story + An Ancestor Who Never Gains a Cultivation Level!] Riding around in a wheelchair, tossing C4! Disciples of the Remnant Cloud Sect, charge with me! “Master, the sect disciples’ cultivation has stagnated!” “What did the ancestor say? Foot massage is a path too, and bathhouse kings are kings too. Just relax, OK~” “Master! Senior Sister made a Rejuvenation Pill! We’re going to turn into the Joyous Union Sect~” “Q —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 I'm the Black Sheep of Chinese Entertainment. What a Coincidence, So Are You 内娱害群之马，巧了，俺也一样 [Ensemble cast × livestream variety show × goofy daily life × sharp tongues × farming storyline] Who would've thought a female bodyguard could get dragged into a lawsuit because of her lousy employer? Those damn capitalists promised a variety show. Besides letting me live out my farming fantasies now that my DNA's awakened, I was supposed to get to beat up my enemies. But when I got there, my whole world came crashing down! There's never enough to eat, and you can't get a decent night's sleep! J 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 High School: I'm Definitely Not Wang Jiahao 高校：我才不是嘉豪王 [Comedy] [Jiahao] [Way too much urea content, come and judge for yourself!] Lin Han transmigrates into the body of a student about to enter his final year of high school, and awakens a System. Just when Lin Han thinks the System will make his rise to success effortless, he discovers that it really is a damn dog. What the hell kind of System is a God-Tier Jiahao System? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 If You Can Have Jiahao, Then So Can I! 许你嘉豪，就许我嘉豪！ I'm Wang Jiahao, a forty-year-old old man. One day, I woke up to find that my soul had somehow ended up in the body of a college student named Ouyang Jiahao. I'm a failed, greasy, bald, ugly, short nobody, and now I have a young, handsome, well-educated body. Isn't this Heaven giving me a second chance? I thought I was the chosen one, but it turns out there's a second Jiahao right by my side! If you get to be Jiahao, then so do I. When it comes to being Jiahao, I'm even more Jiahao than you! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 The Lovesick Prince Is Forced into Love by His Unhinged Dream Girl 病娇王爷被他的发癫天菜强制爱了 The humble author is begging for five-star reviews to boost my rating. Love you all! (Chaste male lead + lovesick male lead + female lead who never takes a loss + super funny + hilarious + strong female lead + satisfying read + lighthearted + yandere + forced love + adversarial romance + sweet indulgence + play the pig to eat the tiger + absurd comedy + villain + revenge on scumbags + love triangle showdown...) Ding Yaoyao transmigrates into the ancient romance novel she read last night after a 9.4kReads—Score82514d adds
- 29 I Became the Villain’s Dad, So I Married the Main Character’s Mom 穿成反派爹，我反手娶了主角他妈 2.2kReads—Score3014d adds
- 30 Are There No Normal People in Another World? 异世界没有正常人了吗？ [Comedy + System + Ensemble Cast + No Female Lead + Nontraditional Daily Life] The rating only came in after 420,000 words. It should go up, right? (Warning: The author wasn't thinking straight while writing the early chapters. If chapters 14 to 20 feel boring, you can skip them without affecting the rest of the story.) What do you mean, you got sucked into another world while sitting on a golden toilet? What do you mean, you transmigrated before you even pulled up your pants? What do you mean, 4.1kReads8.2Score57514d adds
- 31 Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还：我的冤种系统能躺平 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界 [the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up 77Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 1kReads—Score17614d adds
- 34 Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友，你的机缘与我有缘 Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 Gluttonous Quick Transmigration: A Record of Years Spent Surviving Tribulations 饕餮快穿：渡劫经年录 I was once Taotie, a malevolent beast from the Primordial Era. From childhood, Bai Ze and I could never stand each other. He was an auspicious creature, while I was a ferocious beast. I secretly ate the medicinal herbs Shennong had left behind, committing a grave sin. But because I carried the bloodline of an ancient divine beast, the Heavenly Emperor granted me special clemency: I was to save those unfortunate women and earn merit to offset my sins by inhabiting them and living out their lives. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 My Hilariously Ridiculous Roommate 我那笑死人的沙雕舍友 78Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Get Rich in Journey to the West: Place Your Next Order, Master 暴富西游：施主下个单吧 Heaven is bankrupt, The Jade Emperor washes dishes, The Queen Mother goes up for auction, And the gods haul bricks. Tang Sanzang: A legendary “scripture god” is born. Wukong: Delivers takeout, demolishes a CBD, and racks up two hundred million in debt. Bajie: Eats Gao Village into ruin. Sha Seng: An artist. The Queen of the Women's Kingdom: “Royal Brother, you've lost weight! I'm investing in this project!” The eighty-one trials of Journey to the West become eighty-one ways to get ric 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 Ascending to the Immortal Realm: I Became an Eternal Immortal Emperor by Playing It Safe 飞升仙界：我靠腹黑苟成万古仙帝 Lin Yuan, from Blue Star, ascends to the Immortal Realm. With his cunning, strategic mind and heaven-defying luck, he changes his fate, starting as a low-ranking immortal servant and rising all the way to the upper echelons of the Immortal Realm. The once-in-a-million-years War of Investiture begins, and the competition among the greatest prodigies of the myriad realms becomes its opening battle. Relying on his wits and formidable strength, Lin Yuan survives the brutal contest across the heavens 68Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 39 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 A Wrench for You 给你一扳手 [Satisfying power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + transmigration + city building + a wrench with a mind of its own, not a traditional System] Niu Renqiang is a twenty-seven-year-old air-conditioning installer who dies in a fall from the twenty-seventh floor. He transmigrates to Blackstone City, a lonely city caught between Spirit Mountain and the Conquerors. Spirit Mountain cultivates immortality, the Conquerors wield technology, and Blackstone City survives by selling coal. His golden finger is 19Reads—Score214d adds
- 42 Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女 [Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you... 162Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 After I Turned in a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Panicked 我交白卷后，全家不淡定了 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸 [Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 Shameless! Two Liang 无耻！二两 From the start, he’s streaking across a desolate mountain! Lin Erliang awakens the Old Sixth Ambush System. Following the righteous path to cultivation means certain death; only underhanded ambushes can make him invincible! A brick to strike down prodigies, a sack to tie up sages! A thousand years of death to shatter their resolve, underhanded arts to subdue ten thousand sects! While others play fair, he specializes in sneak attacks! While others cultivate the Great Way, he cultivates shameles 1.3kReads—Score10614d adds
- 46 Reborn: I Became a God in the Web Novel World 重生之我在网文界封神了 In my previous life, I spent six years as a flop and died suddenly at my keyboard. When I opened my eyes again, I was back at sixteen. “Ding! Congratulations, Host, on earning the [Certified Flop] achievement. System bound.” Damn, I’d wasted my previous life in a daze, and now that I was reborn, I actually had a golden finger, even if it was a little sharp-tongued. But just as I was about to make a comeback, I discovered... That terrible novel of mine from my previous life, which no one had care 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生：千年的诅咒救赎 Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve 691Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒 [Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—14d adds
