Novels like Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage
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- 151 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山，师尊救我！ People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.7kReads8.3Score24914d adds
- 152 I Can’t Stand Being Insulted, Because Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 我受不了一点气因为我骂人就变强 Hilarious as Hell + Multiple Heroines + No More Taking Abuse = Read Five Chapters, and If You’re Not Satisfied, You Can Dig Up My Ancestors’ Graves The protagonist is reborn in a women’s bathhouse... Wait, what? Why is the original owner such a piece of garbage? All right, he deserves to be cursed out! Then he awakens the legendary System. If he can hit someone, he won’t waste words. If he can curse someone out, he won’t hold back. The harsher the insults, the greater the rewards! Ding! Based on 269Reads—Score2014d adds
- 153 The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村，一不小心带火整个村子 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 154 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 14Reads—Score314d adds
- 155 Buddha’s Chosen One, Stop Abstaining: Your Lord of the Netherworld Has Descended 佛子别禁欲，你的冥渊阎主下凡了 [Two Powerful Leads Sparring + Hilarious Love Polygon + Light, Sweet, Bold Romance + Everyday Face-Slapping After Descending to the Mortal Realm] ‖Aloof Nine-Tailed Fox King of the Underworld vs. Ascetic Buddhist Prince Charming, a Big Bad Wolf‖ Su Jiuming had just descended to the mortal realm when she ran into Pei Yanzhou, a dignified Buddhist prince charming. One was the mighty King of Hell, who commanded the underworld, shook the Eight Desolations and Nine Netherworlds, and ruled over the ne 215Reads—Score10214d adds
- 156 My Drunken Childhood Friend Kissed Me by Force 醉酒竹马强吻我 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 157 After I Was Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 遭雷劈后，雷神大人他对我心动了 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 158 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.7kReads8.6Score27014d adds
- 159 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 1.2kReads—Score1314d adds
- 160 My Destined One Is Actually a Prince 我的真命天子居然是个王爷 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 161 Falling for Him at a Thousand Years Old 心动一千岁的他 9Reads—Score214d adds
- 162 The Siheyuan’s Ruthless Bandit Is Me 四合院悍匪是老娘 The courtyard compound, the Filial Son System: What would you do if you stood on the villains’ side? The protagonist transmigrates to the courtyard compound once again. Thanks to everyone’s resentment, in this life he won’t be shackled by a conscience. He’ll live selfishly for once. Who in their right mind looks for facts and history in a ridiculous comedy? Historians, please turn left and leave. Happy King welcomes criticism and reproach. Actually, no, I don’t... Never mind, thank you for readi 3.4kReads8.2Score14314d adds
- 163 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 164 I Casually Matched Two People, and Became the God of Marriage for the Three Realms 随手牵个红线，我成了三界姻缘仙 6Reads—Score214d adds
- 165 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 8kReads7.4Score1.1k14d adds
- 166 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 3kReads8.2Score19814d adds
- 167 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 936Reads5.9Score10514d adds
- 168 I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙 A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea 66Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 169 After Descending to the Mortal Realm as a Cat, I Made the Divine Lord Fall for Me 下凡当猫后，我把神尊撩心动了 60Reads—Score214d adds
- 170 The Legitimate Daughter Defies Fate with Her Medical Skills 嫡女她靠医术逆天改命 [Historical Romance, Family Intrigue, Political Schemes, Medical Knowledge, Protecting Family, Play the pig to eat the tiger, Destined Match, Revenge] After staying up all night to finish a tragic historical romance, medical doctor Yun Shu opens her eyes to find herself reborn as the book's ill-fated sacrificial character: the legitimate daughter of the third branch of the Yong'an Marquis household. In the story, her father, a top scholar, will die young, her gentle mother will die in childbirth 290Reads—Score2414d adds
- 171 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！ 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 172 Demon Pill Elementary Schooler, Blows the Homeroom Teacher’s Mind from the Start! 魔丸小学生，开局炸懵班主任！ [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Meme-filled] [Pure little devil] [No female lead] [Little Devil Squad] [The rating just came out, it'll go up later!] [New book: Little Devil High Schooler, Bullying My Dream Girl from the Start!] Jiang Feng is reborn in his elementary school days and is currently livestreaming a show called [Back to School]. But the viewers have noticed... Your childhood and mine don't seem to have been the same...? [Holy crap! This kid made explosives, blew up the hill behind his school 18.8kReads8.5Score2k14d adds
- 173 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.9kReads8.3Score88814d adds
- 174 After Graduating from a Top University, I Turned Around and Took a Security Job 从985名校出来，转头扎进保安岗 60Reads—Score114d adds
- 175 After My Fishing Disaster, the Apprentice Dragon God Won't Leave Me Alone 钓鱼翻车后，实习龙神他缠上了我 43Reads—Score214d adds
- 176 This Player Has Something Wrong with His Brain 这位玩家脑子有病 No one knew that the old esports king who once dominated the arena for seven years with his freakish ability to predict his opponents was called Lone Star, Beyond the Crossing! In reality, he was merely a frail young man tormented by a brain disorder and confined to a wheelchair... But as for whether Chen Mo was actually sick in the head? Tang Zhi, his devoted attendant and gaming companion, would never believe it. That was, until Zero Game arrived. After seeing Chen Mo eat raw greenery from the 95kReads9.3Score21.1k14d adds
- 177 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 180Reads—Score914d adds
- 178 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 179 A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人，误闯富人赛道 69Reads—Score114d adds
- 180 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 14.2kReads8.8Score1.3k14d adds
- 181 The System Told Me to Fight Scams, but I Drove the Scammers Crazy 系统让我反诈骗，我却把骗子气疯 A strange phone sends out strange anti-scam missions. One anti-scam tip a day, and I end up earning over a million a month. As the saying goes, scammers treat me like their first love, and I send them off wearing silver bracelets. And as another saying goes, you... hurry up and come see for yourself. The scammers are furious. 13.6kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
- 182 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂？我妈逆袭翻红！ 36Reads—Score—14d adds
- 183 I Was Supposed to Be a Doormat, So Why Does the Emperor Remember Everything? 说好当受气包，怎么皇帝有记忆？ [Looks delicate and plays the victim, but is a fearsome flower × scheming emperor who retains his memories after reloading] (An antagonistic imperial couple, a reloading power fantasy, father-daughter affection, and a romance that grows sweeter by the day) Chu Mingzhao is the capital's most fearsome beauty. She can shatter a stone lion with one punch. But her unscrupulous father tricked her into entering the palace, where she was bound to a [System for Playing the Victim]. Little Four: Host, yo 35Reads—Score—14d adds
- 184 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4kReads8.3Score40314d adds
- 185 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了 [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.4kReads8.3Score20514d adds
- 186 The Transformed Saintess: A Survival Diary on Hell Difficulty 性转圣女：地狱难度求生日记 [Gender Swap] [Comedy] [Shenanigans] [Absurdity] [Western fantasy farming] “The Saintess carves runes, but how can she keep her dignity? Luo Lan is at her wit's end.” Luo Lan transmigrates into a game world and becomes the debt-ridden Saintess Lolan. From the start, he is branded with a mark of desire, just waiting for him to raise his arms and give a shout before the Empire's nobles line up in droves. But Lolan won't surrender without a fight. No matter how absurd the System gets, he will... Pr 26.1kReads8.6Score3.6k14d adds
- 187 My Best Friend and I Became the Fake and Real Heiresses, and the Big Shots Begged to Cuddle Up 和闺蜜穿成真假千金，大佬求贴贴 [Best friends transmigrate together and join forces | Both couples are chaste | Silly and hilarious] Lazy, sharp-tongued biological heiress heroine x overachiever, bargain-hunting fake heiress best friend My best friend and I transmigrated together and became the real and fake heiresses of a wealthy family, sworn enemies on the surface. The whole capital's social circle was waiting for us to tear into each other, while our scumbag rich dad put us through one test after another to make us fight. 785Reads—Score10214d adds
- 188 Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊 11Reads—Score214d adds
- 189 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！ [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.5kReads7.9Score98114d adds
- 190 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃，天上神仙都急了！ 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 191 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 31Reads—Score—14d adds
- 192 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 193 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 194 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 195 Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的 [A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri 5.7kReads6.5Score69114d adds
- 196 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 950Reads8.1Score6014d adds
- 197 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 198 After I Learned to Understand Animal Speech, Animals Around the World Went Crazy 我能听懂兽语后，全球动物都疯了 The animated series adaptation of this book is now available Urban superpowers + feel-good story for the post-2000 generation + irreverent humor + animal army + communicating with animals + fiery action + unexpected contrasts + turning your life around + lighthearted comedy + fast-paced + subverting expectations “Ye Xiaofan, you can understand animals?!” After unexpectedly awakening the ability to speak with animals, post-2000s kid Ye Xiaofan begins a hilarious life of getting up close and perso 2.6kReads8.7Score28814d adds
- 199 In a World with Few Men, All My Roommates Are Powerhouses 女多男少：合租室友全是大佬 Revised text. Remember to refresh. [More Women Than Men + Everyday Life with Multiple Heroines + Powerful Figures with Unexpected Sides + Master Chef and Dad + Sweet, Feel-Good Romance with No Angst] After transmigrating to a parallel world where women outnumber men, Lin Yang awakens the [Three-Second Resonance Radar], which works only on S-rank women at the very top of society. Not one of the three hundred rich women waving checks at a matchmaking event qualifies. He turns around and moves into 328Reads—Score1814d adds
- 200 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 575Reads—Score10214d adds
