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- 151 I Drive for Didi in the Mortal Realm, and All My Passengers Are Immortals 我在凡间开滴滴，乘客都是神仙 I Drive for Didi in the Mortal World, and All My Passengers Are Immortals —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 152 Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸 [Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 153 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score25514d adds
- 154 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 155 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: The Thousand-Faced God 幽冥笑忘生外传：千幻神面 An Outer Tale of You Ming Xiao Wang Sheng: The Thousand-Faced Divine Mask 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 156 Journey to the West: A Nonsensical Scripture 西游：无厘头经 A fresh concept, an imagination that runs wild, and nonstop laughs Absurd Journey to the West: Every Trial Is a Chinese Idiom or Riddle This Journey to the West Is Packed with Jokes: One Riddle for Every Trial Journey to the West Has Gone Crazy, Beating Demons with Comedy Alone The Buddha Has Lost It! He Wants to Replace the Sutras with Nonsense First Trial: The Expectant Chicken, Mistaking a Chicken Feather for an Imperial Decree From the start, the first trial is already outrageous: make a chi 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 157 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 158 An Immortal World's Big Shot Enjoys Retirement in the Mortal Realm 仙界大佬在凡人界的养老生活 A mighty immortal of the celestial realm has grown tired of his disciples’ endless challenges. By chance, he arrives in the mortal realm at the shabby little Qingyun Sect, applies for a job as a servant, and plans to enjoy a quiet retirement sweeping floors, cooking porridge, and gazing at the moon. But crises keep striking Qingyun Sect. As he deals with them, the shabby little sect, which sometimes can’t even pay its workers, is forced to grow into a major cultivation hub, then becomes a hotbed 45Reads6.4Score11214d adds
- 159 Burying Myself in Love 以身葬爱 Burying Love with My Life 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 160 My Girlfriend and Sister-in-Law Are Both Gold-Digging Teases 女朋友和小姨子是绿茶婊 My Girlfriend and Sister-in-Law Are Green Tea Bitches —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 161 The Crazy Women 疯狂的女人们 Crazy Women —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 162 Paying to Work Is Exploitation? I’m Investing in My Dreams! 交钱上班叫黑心？是为梦想买单！ [Paid to show up at work] [Pretending to work] After three months unemployed, with his landlord hounding him for rent, Lin Yu activates the [Shady Merchant System]. Start a company and reach the pinnacle of life? This System is such a rip-off! [Desk fee: 50 yuan a day. Water: 1 yuan a cup. Bathroom: 5 yuan a visit.] Lin Yu puts up a sign reading “Dreamers' Shelter” and thinks, If I actually manage to hire anyone, I'll stand on my head and eat a keyboard! To his surprise, some suckers... no, drea 1.2kReads8.1Score16314d adds
- 163 Lovers and Beloveds 情人爱人 Lovers and Sweethearts 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 164 A Transmigration Wish-Fulfillment Story: The Maid Becomes a Beloved Consort 穿越爽文丫鬟宠妃 What rotten luck! Zhao Xingyue transmigrates into the body of a lowly third-grade maid. Because she’s pretty, the eldest young lady’s fiancé harasses her, and the vicious young lady sends thugs to ruin her. But she’s nothing like the timid, useless original owner. She slashes him right where it hurts. A senior maid tries to bully and control her? Not a chance. They nearly drown her, then reward her with a bowl of spoiled food. Of course, she won’t let a single wicked woman or scummy man off the 130Reads—Score—14d adds
- 165 From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用 [Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin 122Reads—Score514d adds
- 166 Mad, All of You Are Mad! The Adorably Unhinged Princess Takes on Love 癫，都癫，癫萌小主闯情关 Transmigrated into the modern world as a spoiled princess, then sent to a hospital for being mentally ill? I am Shen Qingqing, Noble Consort of the Great Liang. I shout “How dare you!” at the doctor, treat the nurses’ station as the imperial kitchen, and teach my fellow patients to use palace intrigue to deal with their families… The attending physician breaks down: “Why don’t you just get discharged?” After leaving the hospital, I make a surprise appearance at the CEO’s home. He says coldly, “D 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 167 The Big-Eating Girl: Against the Current, Following My Husband 大馋丫头之逆风逆水顺老公 (Faithful to one another + sweet romance + comedy + 1v1) A cool-headed logistics company owner X a ravenous young woman born with terrible luck. Because of his adoptive parents, Han Jiang’s life at thirty had never seen much excitement. He was used to his quiet, uneventful existence. Then, one morning, he crossed paths with a ravenous twenty-five-year-old whose life had been anything but ordinary. He thought she’d passed out because she couldn’t get the baozi in his hand. Fortunately, she wasn’t 2.5kReads9.2Score33914d adds
- 168 Journey to the West: Jailbreak, Refusing the Pilgrimage and Crushing the Gods 西游越狱：拒绝取经打爆满天神佛 Journey to the West Jailbreak: Sun Wukong! Refuses the pilgrimage and smashes the gods and Buddhas across the heavens. On the very first day Sun Wukong leapt from a stone, he awakened the [Primordial Jailbreak System]. He refuses to take a master, refuses to wreak havoc in Heaven, and refuses to go on the pilgrimage. Instead, he locks every god, Buddha, demon, and monster in the System prison, gaining cultivation, techniques, and magical treasures as he fights his way from prisoner to supreme ru 243Reads—Score—14d adds
- 169 The Great Sage of Confucianism: My Literary Aura Can Slay Demons 儒道至圣：我的文气能斩妖 A top modern university student, excelling in both history and physics, transmigrates to a parallel world resembling the Tang and Song dynasties, but inhabited by demons and monsters. In this world, scholars can cultivate “literary aura,” and poetry and prose can channel the power of heaven and earth to slay demons and monsters! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 170 After I Threw Out My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking 我把婆婆的剩饭倒掉后，全城首富找上门 I Threw Away My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, and the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 171 Transmigrating to the Qing Dynasty as Li Wei 穿越到清朝成李卫 Through the changes and vicissitudes of transmigrating across time, each little experience touched Li Wei’s every nerve. He realized that what he had truly transmigrated through was never time, but the doubts and regrets in his heart, finally replaced by acceptance and understanding. The wise are free from confusion, the benevolent from worry, and the brave from fear. Now that he has transmigrated to the Qing Dynasty as Li Wei, this man’s story is finally about to begin... 140Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 172 The Bizarre Little Town I Bought for 250 250淘到的怪奇小镇 Open World ✖️ Infinite Transmigration Want to party with famous figures like Li Bai and Einstein? Warning! This book is full of Easter eggs! Hold on tight! The miserable coder Zhen Tianzhen accidentally falls into a town of famous figures beneath a glass dome, beginning his “Ridiculous Life 2.0.” Here, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei come from parallel universes and don’t even know one another. Li Bai is lovesick and crying as he gets drunk, Confucius is fretting over parenting problems, and eve 331Reads9.3Score—14d adds
- 173 A Deadly Trap Turned to Joy: The Ninth Suicide System 死局成欢：第九次殉情系统 [Historical romance, 1v2, comedy, sexually inexperienced male lead] He Su fails her mission on her very first trip down the mountain and is killed by her enemy. She lures him close, too, then plunges a knife into his heart. The two of them are trapped in a reincarnation System. In every life, they must wake up, marry, and consummate their marriage before they can break the marriage tribulation. [First Tribulation: Young Master of a Noble House × Donkey-Feeding Maid] He refuses to marry her —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 174 Tearing Up the Love Letter 撕掉情书 Tear Up the Love Letter 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 175 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.5kReads—Score25414d adds
- 176 One Piece: Don't Make This Dad Draw His Sword on You 海贼之别逼奶爸拔剑砍你 After transmigrating into the pirate world, the protagonist eats the Holy Light Fruit, carrying the memories of his past life and wielding the famous blade “Xuanyuan Sword.” Two years later, they meet at Sabaody. Luffy: “What? You’ve already become the Pirate King?” The main story takes place during the Straw Hat Pirates’ two-year training period. Then, during the Paramount War, a Holy Light Sword cleaves through Akainu’s magma. “Sengoku, the Marines these days aren’t much good.” He saves Ace an 40Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 177 The CEO Swept Through My Livestream and Insists on Marrying Me 霸总刷穿直播间，非要娶我 The CEO Swiped Through the Livestream and Insisted on Marrying Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 178 I'm a Bag of Chips, and Today I Got Squeezed into Picasso 我，薯片袋，今天被捏成毕加索 I, a Bag of Chips, Got Squeezed into a Picasso Today! A supermarket fever dream × an office worker's wicked guide to revenge After a bag of chips gets crushed, it reincarnates as 999 different things, all to mess with the supermarket manager! [The Comedy Highlights] When supermarket products awaken: ✔️ Shopping carts: Turn left as a group and crash into the promotional display ✔️ Price tags: Label expired luncheon meat as “alien military rations” ✔️ Toilet paper: When the manager has diarrhea, —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 179 You Were Told to Investiture the Gods, Not Start an Industrial Revolution 让你封神，没让你玩工业革命 After transmigrating into Jiang Ziya, he finds himself facing a divorce ultimatum from his seventy-two-year-old wife right from the start? No problem. He promptly hands her a “Divorce Compensation Agreement” and sends her packing with nothing! Faced with a cataclysmic Investiture of the Gods, where sages make empty promises and immortals and gods fight among themselves, Jiang Ziya awakens the “Wage Slave System” and declares: Don't talk to me about fate. Let's do something big first! Making stee 94Reads7.6Score—14d adds
- 180 The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生，我苟到无敌 [Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast 385Reads—Score—14d adds
- 181 After Coming Down the Mountain, The World of Flowers 下山后，的花花世界 Jiang Qi, who had been cultivating in seclusion on a mountain with his master, suffered a cultivation mishap and became a eunuch. To repair his body's deficiency, he descends the mountain to gain experience and insight into love. Because of his condition, he both longs for and avoids it, forming the central conflict of the story. Whenever his emotions fluctuate intensely, especially when he feels embarrassment, shame, smugness, or regret after intimate contact with a woman, or whenever he uses a 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 182 My Brilliant Life: An Armless Man's Road to the Top 我的璀璨人生：无翼者的巅峰之路 An accident in a small southern city in 2008 left six-year-old Lin Chen without both legs below the knees. The rumble of his wheelchair over stone-paved streets took the place of his childhood footsteps. Mockery and isolation at school made him retreat into the shadow of feeling “left behind by the world.” His parents’ protection was a glimmer of light that helped him learn to “walk” with his hands, but it could not fill his longing to feel that he had a purpose. Then, in 2015, his cousin handed —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 183 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 184 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 3Reads—Score114d adds
- 185 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 71Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 186 Laugh, Go Crazy, Laugh Yourself Silly: I Transmigrated into a Book Set in the Tang Dynasty 都笑，都疯，穿书到大唐我笑疯了 [Transmigrates into a book + hilarious + System + modern woman in ancient times + romance + silly fun + marriage first, love later + satisfying payback + wildly imaginative + happy ending] The sickly, possessive Prince Li Xuan of the Tang Dynasty ✖ Tang Xiaoxiao, a stand-up comedian who transmigrates into a book set in the Tang Dynasty (If you're tired or in a bad mood and want to unwind, come on in. I hope this will make you laugh and laugh!) (When it comes to life, the most important thing is 135Reads—Score—14d adds
- 187 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 149Reads—Score—14d adds
- 188 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 1.9kReads6.6Score16614d adds
- 189 Master of the Daoist Arts 道门高手 A funny, easy-to-follow story about catching ghosts and vanquishing demons in a modern city. My dad’s surname is Li, and my mom’s surname is Bai, so my name is Li Bai. By day, I wear a white lab coat and look impossibly handsome! By night, I wear a black suit and look devastatingly handsome! Do you believe in ghosts? You don’t, because you’ve never seen one. I do. Not only have I seen them, I’ve caught them! Two male leads: a slightly dim-witted second male le 49Reads—Score—14d adds
- 190 How I Saved the World with Chili Peppers and Ice Water 用辣椒与冰水拯救世界这件事 [Comedy + No System] My name is Chen Kan'en, and my magical talent is Ice and Fire. Sounds pretty cool, right? But to activate it, I have to eat chili peppers to breathe fire and drink ice water to freeze things. My throat and stomach have never had a comfortable day since! Even worse, the academy dean who tested my talent was slacking off and somehow failed to discover its full form: eating chili peppers to breathe fire and drinking ice water to turn things to ice. I just wanted to be an honest 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 191 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 2.4kReads—Score26314d adds
- 192 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 193 I Read the Gossip in Court, So Why Are You All Losing It? 我在朝堂吃瓜，你们怎么都破防了 [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Absurd Comedy] The first thing Song Tingzhi did after transmigrating was forget her roots. The second was get carried away and push her luck. She thought she was doing pretty well. At the same time, she got a gossip System, and it even had a people-pleasing personality. But nobody told her that everyone could hear her thoughts!? [Shocking: The Grand Tutor actually enjoys immersing himself in the smell of feet.] Everyone: Smelling feet is one thing, but 2.6kReads7.8Score29814d adds
- 194 A Journey Toward Life 一路向生 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 195 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 57Reads—Score614d adds
- 196 Your Highness, the Princess Consort Blew Up the Chancellor's Residence! 王爷，王妃把丞相府炸了！ Su Xiaoshu, a modern poison doctor, accidentally transmigrates during a work assignment into the body of Su Xiao, the neglected legitimate daughter of the prime minister’s household in the Da Qing Kingdom. From then on, she turns her life around, tramples the white-lotus beauty, and tears apart the scheming green tea. Su Xiao is forced to marry Ouyang Xue. Ouyang Xue may be cold on the outside but warmhearted underneath, and the best part is that he’s rich and unbelievably handsome. Su Xiao coul 140Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 197 What?! If I Don’t Crack a Joke for a Day, the System Will Erase Me 惊！一天不搞笑，系统就要抹杀我 Everyone knows it's hard to be a person, but no one knows it's even harder to be Xiao Ming! [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully activated the Spirit Realm Comedy System!] Holy crap! I'm rich, I'm rich! I've got a System too! Today, I'm finally going to turn my life around! [Ding! Host, please claim today's comedy mission!] [Mission accepted. Host, make a dog laugh within the allotted time!] [Complete the mission to receive a beginner's gift pack. Fail, and you will be instantly e 33Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 198 After Descending to the Mortal Realm to Cultivate Immortality, This Little Immortal Returned to Heaven in Sorrow 下凡修仙后，小仙我怅然归天 After descending to the mortal realm to cultivate immortality, this little immortal returned to heaven in dismay 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 199 Tang Fan's Leisurely Life as a Landlord 唐凡悠闲的地主生活 Tang Fan was a modern office worker whose dreams had been drained away by the 996 work schedule. He died suddenly, only to wake up as the young master of a landowning family in Jiangnan. He owned a thousand mu of fertile fields and a sprawling courtyard, with a gentle maid, capable guards, and Uncle Qian, the old steward, handling everything for him. No more squeezing onto the subway, eating takeout, or worrying about his boss's moods. In the morning, someone helped him wash and dress. At noon, 1kReads5.4Score10314d adds
- 200 Douluo Dalu: Little Scumbag Has Finally Behaved 斗罗：小瘪三已老实 Banished to another world by the Indian God King! The whole world has gone completely off the rails! No poison points, no angst. Jump right in! Hilarious subversion × unconventional power fantasy × one iconic scene after another 28.5kReads—Score3.4k14d adds
