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- 51 You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来 A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin 76Reads—Score614d adds
- 52 My Classmate's Single Gesture Set Off My Timid Heart 懦弱的我，被同桌的一个动作引燃 One gesture from my deskmate set off the timid me 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 53 After Making It in the Underworld, I Became a Gig Worker Between Yin and Yang 地府上岸后我成了阴阳两届打工人 Just got my results / Strong female lead / Urban fantasy / Wild imagination / Wacky comedy / Episodic / Workplace / Supernatural mystery / Yin-Yang Eyes / Underworld / Civil service exams / Funny / Daily life / Metaphysics Su Ran took the civil service exam for three years and finally made it through. Her office was a little out of the way: the Underworld’s Human Realm Affairs Office. On her first day, Director Bai Wuchang sent her an offer letter using fifty reaction images. In her first week, 175Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 54 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 55 Can a Restarted Life Still End in Failure? 重启的人生还会失败吗 This humorous novel follows the extraordinary experiences of Zheng Xie, exploring the unpredictability of fate and the many ways people live their lives. Born into an ordinary family, Zheng Xie once dreamed of a life full of failure. After waking up, he decides to use what he remembers from his dream to change his fate. With a witty, playful style, the novel depicts Zheng Xie’s struggles and growth as he moves between reality and dreams. He meets several benefactors, including his university pro 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 56 The Good-for-Nothing’s Wild Cultivation Journey 废材老六的狂飙修仙路 (Updated punctually before 1 a.m. every day.) Lin Feng, the Qingyun Sect's outer disciple and its “good-for-nothing of ten thousand years,” is actually a Chaos Spirit-Devouring Physique! He appears to have an “ordinary root with no affinity,” but in truth he can devour spiritual energy, magical treasures, and cultivation arts and make them his own. He's a sharp-tongued schemer who spouts lines like “Who the hell do you think you are?” and “Look at you, you coward,” yet steps up to protect his ow 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 57 After My Divorce, I Became My Ex-Husband's Boss 离婚后，我逆袭成前夫顶头上司 After My Divorce, I Staged a Comeback and Became My Ex-Husband’s Boss 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 Benboerba Is Getting Fed Up: Starting a Club on the Journey to the West 奔波儿霸有点烦，西游路上搞社团 [Journey to the West] x [Book Transmigration] x [Cultivation Underworld] [Brotherhood] x [Wuxia Bonds] x [Beautiful Companions] After transmigrating into the biggest cannon fodder in Journey to the West, Benbo'erba, will I really be beaten to death by Brother Monkey in seven years? Do the lives of demons not count? Were we born just to give you experience points? I angrily tear up this doomed script: whoever wants to be cannon fodder can do it. I'm changing my fate, even if I have to defy heaven 97Reads—Score—14d adds
- 59 You Asked Me to Deliver a Package, So I Took the Kidnapper to the Police Station 让你送快递，你把绑架犯送到警局 On a parallel-world Blue Star, Lin Chen, who has transmigrated there, becomes a courier. One day, he awakens a lottery System that rewards him for solving cases. As long as he catches a criminal or solves a case, he earns points for a draw. Isn’t this the perfect path to the top? But the skills he wins leave him completely at a loss. 1. “Dodge, dodge, hands at the ready.” (Lets him unconsciously evade any attack.) 2. “Come on, buddy, have a smoke.” (Anyone who refuses starts coughing.) 3. “It’s 66Reads5.9Score—14d adds
- 60 I Work as a Scrub Attendant at the Hehuan Sect 我在合欢宗做搓澡工 Wu Qianwen used to work at a high-end spa in his previous life, and his skills were second to none. Then he woke up in a female-dominated cultivation world and landed right in the Hehuan Sect. He had the lowest status imaginable: a ninth-grade crippled spirit root and a little furnace anyone could bully. In this sect, he was basically disposable, and probably wouldn't survive three episodes. But his System had come online: a Pure Yang Sacred Body, a Hundred Battles Sacred Body, and the exceptio 41Reads—Score—14d adds
- 61 The County Magistrate's Daughter Ascends to the Heavens 县令小姐登天记 [Lighthearted + humorous + System + transmigration + romantic love + wild imagination] This is a story about two people who love each other. It begins with a misunderstanding and ends with them staying together. Three transmigrations across three lifetimes, all for a lifetime by your side. 111Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 62 Reborn: My Nemesis and I Are No Longer Related by Blood 重生之，和死对头没有血缘关系了 [Reborn + real and fake heiresses + childhood friends + personal growth] Sensitive young lady VS sharp-tongued but warm-hearted young master Wang Songyi is a fake heiress who was reborn, but no one killed her. She brought about her own downfall. In this life, she wants nothing. She just wants to live a good life. But her sharp-tongued, universally disliked former cousin keeps popping up in front of her. He even insists on pretending to date her to fend off pressure to get married. She really do 45Reads—Score—14d adds
- 63 These CEOs Are No Good! It's My Turn! 这届霸总不行！还得我上！ [Lighthearted Comedy + Female Growth + No Rivalry Between Women + Super-Strong Heroine + A Non-Domineering CEO Love Interest, but the Main Plot Is Protecting a Delicate Flower] [A digital snack with a strong office-life flavor. Come give it a try!] [The delicate flower will gradually grow and awaken in every way. The journey is lighthearted and won’t make you angry. Our heroine gets even when she’s wronged, so enjoy without worry!] Lin Nuan discovers she’s a throwaway character in a CEO romance 5.9kReads8.9Score87114d adds
- 64 Livestreaming While Carrying the Ghost Ancestor to Victory 直播带飞厉鬼祖宗 I got bound to a horror livestream System, and the chat is full of bros egging me on to get myself killed. To the murderous senior with blood all over her face: “Please stop, Senior! I’ve got a bestselling eye cream with rave reviews from everyone online!” To the ancient corpse dancing in the morgue: “Sir, please stop dancing! Your bones are out of alignment. You need to book a VIP appointment with a specialist!” As the livestream’s view count rockets past a hundred million, I roar, “Send enough 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 65 Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏？我拿出了加特林 [Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme 18Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 66 This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？ After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his 31Reads—Score—14d adds
- 67 My Crazy Senior Sister Makes Her Junior Brothers and Sisters Bow to a Dog 小师姐发癫，让师弟师妹给狗磕头 [Transmigrate into a Book + System + Violent Heroine + Trickster + Unhinged + Comedy] Sang Qianqian was the undisputed boss of Xicheng’s farmers’ market. With a single butcher’s knife, she could take on every street punk in town. But she never expected that buying a dodgy cultivation novel would make her transmigrate into a book! She became the junior sister in this awful cultivation novel and got her hands on a heaven-defying secret manual, only to discover at the very end of her training that 36Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 68 Reborn as the Fiery Cloud Evil God 重生之我成了火云邪神 Huh, I actually became the ultimate king of killers? This mental hospital is pretty comfortable. Slippers and a vest are the ultimate gear. What should I say when I end up at Pig Cage Walled City again? 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 69 Reincarnated as a Beast, I Was Spoiled by a Tyrant 误投畜牲道后，被大暴君娇养了 (Both leads are completely faithful to each other) A mentally ill patient went on a knife rampage in a hospital, leaving nine dead and seventeen injured. The news sent shockwaves across the country. The moment her soul left her body, Shi Wanruo was muddledly dragged away by Black Impermanence, a thick iron chain looped around her neck. Eight other unlucky souls were dragged away with her. After learning that Black Impermanence had taken the wrong soul, Shi Wanruo spent every day wreaking havoc 146Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 70 Not One of My Harem Consorts Is Normal 朕的后宫妃子，没一个正常人 The campus beauty, Han Yufei, wished to transmigrate into a harem. She planned to lie flat and become the most pampered consort in the land, but from the start, she was beaten with a board and bound to a ridiculous Beating System! Every beating dramatically boosts her cultivation. No need for painstaking practice: getting beaten is all it takes to level up! Meanwhile, Wang Zhiwei, the boy she had publicly humiliated, transmigrated by chance, ascended the throne, and awakened the Emperor System. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 71 My Wife Is a Goddess 我家娘子是神仙 Tang Huaiyu, a tofu seller, discovers that his gentle, virtuous wife, Lin Xing'er, has been replaced by Qingchen, an immortal official from the Jade Lake Palace in the Heavenly Court. While carrying out her duties, Qingchen accidentally took over his wife's mortal body, and the real Xing'er had already passed away peacefully in her sleep. Ordered to maintain the body's ordinary routine, Qingchen turns life in the mortal world upside down: she fries eggs into black weapons, sweeps the floor hard 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 72 The Foolish Ghost’s Repayment 傻鬼报恩记 On his way to take the imperial examination, a young scholar happened to save a female ghost. From then on, she made repaying his kindness her mission. However, what the scholar never expected was that each of her attempts to repay him felt more like a full-scale revenge plot, leaving him plagued by one misfortune after another... 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 73 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 896Reads5.9Score10514d adds
- 74 Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女 [Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you... 199Reads—Score—14d adds
- 75 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 4Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 76 I'm Just a Traffic Cop, How Did Cultivating to Immortality Make Me Invincible? 我就一交警，修个仙怎么无敌了？ [Hilarious and Unbeatable | A Traffic Cop Crashes Into the Cultivation World] Don’t be fooled by “unbeatable” in the title! This isn’t a conventional cultivation power fantasy about grinding through monsters and crushing immortal venerables. Zhou Shougui, a traffic cop who died on duty, accidentally transmigrates across the myriad worlds. Through a series of mishaps, he ends up with the complete King of Fighters skill set, but is born without a spiritual root and rejected by the Qingyun Sect. By 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 I Transmigrated into a Tragic Romance and Gave Every Heroine a Home 穿进虐文，我给所有女主一个家 I Reincarnated into an Angsty Novel and Gave Every Heroine a Home 391Reads—Score—14d adds
- 78 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: From Human Emperor to Son of Heaven, He Secures the Realm 幽冥笑忘生外传：人皇到天子，鼎定山河 An Outer Tale of You Ming Xiao Wang Sheng: From Human Emperor to Son of Heaven, Securing the Realm —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 79 The Insane, Heaven-Defying Brick! 疯批逆天大板砖！ A crazed, heaven-defying brick! 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 80 I Faked Illness by Coughing Up Blood, Yet Slaughtered a Hundred Thousand Xiongnu 我咳血装病，却杀穿了十万匈奴 Modern special forces soldier Lin Mo opens his eyes and finds himself the frail heir to the Lin family's marquis estate. His elder brothers have all died on the battlefield, the family is teetering on the brink, and countless wolves lurk in the shadows, eager to devour him, this "sickly weakling." "Keep up the act. You'd better make it convincing!" Lin Mo sneers. Coughing blood, he curses his enemies and their entire families in his head. By day, he can't even lift a chicken; at night, two cough 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 81 Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医 You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 Conquering Myriad Worlds, Starting with the Closet 从衣柜开始征服万界 Zhou Jian never dreamed that one dating site his mom signed him up for on a whim would send his life completely out of control. His wardrobe became a portal that refreshed every week. The good news: Everyone who came through fell for him. The bad news: He fell for everyone who came through. 339Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 83 This Prodigy Is Way Too Absurd 这位天骄过于抽象 [Outrageous banter + unhinged antics + absurd comedy + everyday laughs] "Mr. Wu Yu, as an outstanding graduate of Ziwei Academy, you've not only excelled in your studies, but you're also the head of Xinhe Liansheng, the largest charitable organization in Shenzhou. By all rights, you should be widely admired." "But your reputation out in the world isn't very good. Some even call you the biggest absurdist in Shenzhou." "How do you feel about that?" Wu Yu gave a wicked smile and replied, "Rumors ou 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 84 The Cold-Faced Minister Can't Beat Me at Landlord 抢地主冷面权臣要不起 Ancient Chinese fantasy | hilarious and absurd | strong heroine with a secret identity | the hero's long road to winning back his wife | power struggles featuring intangible cultural heritage A game of mahjong turns into a four-kingdom showdown? The day Qing He awakens her birthmark, she hurls a stinky tofu nuclear bomb and blows up Western Jie’s perfume tank: “Four twos! This palace can’t afford your extravagant trends!” The icy-faced powerful official Lu Chenyuan’s sugar heart cracks, and pupp 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 85 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 228Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 My Collection Game Is Way Too Weird 我的收集游戏太奇怪了 (Cosmic horror + comedy + foundation) Supernatural things happen in this world all the time. So if you ever encounter one, don't panic. Contact the Collectibles Association immediately. He Junda: I get the logic, but why is the fact that my junior from elementary school likes me a freaking writhing anomaly!!! 126Reads6.8Score11314d adds
- 87 Red Hare Rides Across the Starry Han: Lu Bu Cultivates Immortality and Forges a New Han 赤兔踏星汉：吕布修仙铸玄汉 Red Hare Treads the Starry Han: Lü Bu Cultivates Immortality and Forges a New Han —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 88 The Tyrant's Chronicle: Xiang Yu's Interstellar Empire 霸王本纪：项羽的星际霸业 The Chronicles of the Conqueror: Xiang Yu’s Interstellar Hegemony —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 89 Chu's Spirit Guards the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror 楚魂镇星：霸王之死 The Soul of Chu Quells the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 90 I Transmigrated into the Carefree Prince 穿越成了逍遥王 [Comedy + passion + transmigration + play the pig to eat the tiger + satisfying face-slapping + Poet Immortal + Sword God + ordinary-person progression, quietly build strength and don't get reckless...] He has one hand in the imperial court and the other in the martial world. A modern man transmigrates into the body of a commoner, rising from a small village all the way to the capital. One essay and several collections of poetry make him the Poet Immortal acclaimed by all. He passes through Qing 924Reads—Score10514d adds
- 91 If You Can Have Jiahao, Then So Can I! 许你嘉豪，就许我嘉豪！ I'm Wang Jiahao, a forty-year-old old man. One day, I woke up to find that my soul had somehow ended up in the body of a college student named Ouyang Jiahao. I'm a failed, greasy, bald, ugly, short nobody, and now I have a young, handsome, well-educated body. Isn't this Heaven giving me a second chance? I thought I was the chosen one, but it turns out there's a second Jiahao right by my side! If you get to be Jiahao, then so do I. When it comes to being Jiahao, I'm even more Jiahao than you! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 92 From Martial Arts School Good-for-Nothing to Ruler of Heaven and Earth 从武校废柴到天地共主 Urban martial arts + shameless antics + comedy + infinite clones + good-for-nothing's rise Funny scenes offset the shamelessness: after every underhanded stunt, the protagonist pays the price and suffers the consequences, or his clones mess things up and leave the original to clean up. This creates a comic effect of “trying to hurt others and hurting yourself instead,” making the shameless antics more endearing… —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 93 I’m Bound to a Foolish System 我绑定了个傻子系统 I Bound Myself to a Dumb System 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 94 I Became the Villain’s Mother 我穿成了反派他娘 I Became the Villain’s Mother —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 The System Sent Me to Be a Simp 我被系统派去当舔狗 The System Sent Me to Be a Simp —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 Doing Science in the Cultivation World 我在修真界搞科研 Doing Scientific Research in the Cultivation World —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 97 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 七零之我带着超市下乡 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 98 I Became the Dowager Empress Who Held the Court in Her Grip 我成了权倾朝野的太后 I Became the Empress Dowager Who Held the Court in Her Grasp 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 99 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent 贵妃是双面间谍 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 100 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Think I’m a Pushover 我装穷装了三年，他们真以为我是软柿子了 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Thought I Was an Easy Target 8Reads—Score—14d adds
