One Piece: Don't Make This Dad Draw His Sword on You

Name: One Piece: Don't Make This Dad Draw His Sword on You
Author: The East Wind Smiles Radiantly

海贼之别逼奶爸拔剑砍你

by The East Wind Smiles Radiantly (东风笑嫣然)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 916k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 11mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

After transmigrating into the pirate world, the protagonist eats the Holy Light Fruit, carrying the memories of his past life and wielding the famous blade “Xuanyuan Sword.”

Two years later, they meet at Sabaody. Luffy: “What? You’ve already become the Pirate King?”

The main story takes place during the Straw Hat Pirates’ two-year training period.

Then, during the Paramount War, a Holy Light Sword cleaves through Akainu’s magma. “Sengoku, the Marines these days aren’t much good.”

He saves Ace and Whitebeard at Marineford, accidentally injures Akainu and leaves Aokiji with one arm and one leg, then takes down Kaido and Big Mom!

He’s a schemer early on, but reckless later: the sea’s fearless honey badger!

The story is carefully set up and builds gradually. It isn’t a mindless, invincible power fantasy; there’s a plan. He joins the Revolutionary Army early on, then joins the crew in Alabasta once the main story begins, and parts ways with the Straw Hat Pirates at the Sabaody Archipelago.

Vice captain: Yamato. Crew members: Fujitora Issho, Golden Lion Shiki, Rob Lucci, Bonney...

The affiliated first division is the Kuja Pirates, led by Hancock; the second division is the Heart Pirates, led by Trafalgar Law; the third division is the Beautiful Pirates, led by Cavendish; the fourth division is the Happo Navy, led by Sai; the fifth division is the Fallen Monk Pirates, led by Urouge; the sixth division is the Germa 66 Pirates, led by Vinsmoke Reiju; and the seventh division is the NEO Marines, led by Zephyr.

Stats

342Chapters

40Reads · 30 days

76.5kReads · all time

8.0Score

3Listens

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I'm a rather picky reader, and the early stages were a bit too slow and drawn-out. If it weren't for the well-written battles on Jaya Island and Blackbeard, I probably wouldn't have kept going… The author's writing style isn't strong enough to support such extensive build-up… especially the protagonist's severed arm, which took dozens of chapters to recover… However…
9 likes1y ago
This is the most amazing novel I've ever read, bar none. The foreshadowing is so well done, it's truly unforgettable. Honestly, every time a foreshadowing is revealed, it's really quite enjoyable. Anyway, it's really good.
4 likes1y ago
This is a One Piece fanfiction featuring a doting father protecting his child and an invincible, exhilarating story. The protagonist transmigrates with the Holy Light Fruit and the Xuanyuan Sword. He adopts a "Buddhist-style doting father" persona while concealing his true strength. When protecting his child, he draws his sword and can break through all laws with a single strike.
3 likes7mo ago
This novel is worth savoring carefully and slowly; it has many fresh and original aspects that avoid clichés.
2 likes1y ago
Each point connects perfectly, without any exaggerated plot points or a monotonous flow! The author did a great job in this regard, showing great care. What I liked most was that every plot hole was filled in.
2 likes1y ago
Naval warfare, a different kind of experience, a different kind of pirate—it's so good! The author's writing is excellent; highly recommended.
1 like5mo ago
The pacing is tight, the plot is full of twists and turns, and it's been well received.
1 like8mo ago
It's so good! I just got hooked too early; it's still ongoing!
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The relationships between the characters in this work are handled very cleverly, making it feel warm and real.
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The content is detailed and the length is sufficient. But the most impressive aspect is the author's creativity.
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