What?! If I Don’t Crack a Joke for a Day, the System Will Erase Me

Name: What?! If I Don’t Crack a Joke for a Day, the System Will Erase Me
Author: Zui Jun

惊！一天不搞笑，系统就要抹杀我

by Zui Jun (醉珺)

Status: Completed
Length: 220k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Everyone knows it's hard to be a person, but no one knows it's even harder to be Xiao Ming!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully activated the Spirit Realm Comedy System!]

Holy crap! I'm rich, I'm rich! I've got a System too! Today, I'm finally going to turn my life around!

[Ding! Host, please claim today's comedy mission!]

[Mission accepted. Host, make a dog laugh within the allotted time!]

[Complete the mission to receive a beginner's gift pack. Fail, and you will be instantly erased.]

What? Are you kidding me? Make a dog laugh?

And if I fail, you'll erase me? System, are you serious?

[Mission countdown: three hours. Host, complete the mission as soon as possible!]

Heavens, Earth, what have I done to deserve this punishment?

I'm a serious person. How am I supposed to be funny? With my life?

[Alert: Host has not completed today's comedy mission. Thirty minutes remaining!]

Xiao Ming steeled himself and went up to a big black dog, then said with a cheeky grin:

Bro, do you think I'm funny? If you do, please give me a five-star review!

Woof! Woof, woof!

Bro, you really can't bite there!

"System, why don't you just erase me? This world is just too pointless!"

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33Reads · 30 days

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