Journey to the West: A Nonsensical Scripture cover

Journey to the West: A Nonsensical Scripture

西游：无厘头经

by Sage of Elixirs (丹圣子)

Status: Completed
Length: 458k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 5mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

A fresh concept, an imagination that runs wild, and nonstop laughs

Absurd Journey to the West: Every Trial Is a Chinese Idiom or Riddle

This Journey to the West Is Packed with Jokes: One Riddle for Every Trial

Journey to the West Has Gone Crazy, Beating Demons with Comedy Alone

The Buddha Has Lost It! He Wants to Replace the Sutras with Nonsense

First Trial: The Expectant Chicken, Mistaking a Chicken Feather for an Imperial Decree

From the start, the first trial is already outrageous: make a chicken willingly eat them!

The giant Expectant Chicken is unbelievably haughty. It complains that Wukong smells sweaty, Bajie is too salty, Sha Seng is too boring, and Tang Sanzang is too filthy. They wash up, and it complains that the soap smells too strong. It hates their somersaults, their yangko dancing, and their chanting, driving everyone to despair!

Even more ridiculous, they have to go inside the chicken’s intestines and light up the four characters “I love you” to pass! The whole team goes from demon-slaying heroes to a bunch of hapless fools begging to be eaten, tormented by a gossipy chicken until they question their sanity!

The task sounds ridiculously simple, yet it drives the whole team up the wall!

How will they get the chicken to open its mouth willingly? And how will they crack the secret code in its intestines? The answer will have you laughing so hard you’ll pound the bed!

The Eleventh Trial: The Honest Ox

The high-energy nonsense continues! The master and his disciples stumble into Honest Hill, where they meet an unbelievably seductive honest ox!

The mission is even crazier: teach an ox to become cunning and sly, without using magic!

The ox thinks that being charming and graceful is the height of cunning. The whole team is forced to eat immortal herbs and put on an awkward pole-dancing show called “The Way of Cunning.” Wukong’s probing words get him called vulgar, Bajie’s hip-wiggling gets condemned as crude, and everyone’s mixed-up ideas have them laughing till they twitch! A perfectly good scripture-fetching team is turned into a cunning-and-sly training class! But the more they teach, the worse things get, and the more they perform, the more awkward it becomes. They’re on the verge of getting wiped out!

How will they get this flirtatious ox to understand what it really means to be cunning? The way to break the deadlock is wildly inventive, and the ending has a twist you’ll never see coming!

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