Novels like A Male Assassin Becomes an Old Lady, and the System Gives Her Breast Pain
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- 1 The CEO Is Right Next Door, So I Get Him First 近水楼台先得霸总 [Alternate Universe] [Comedy] Because of a System malfunction, Xinghe, who should have been living on the Blue Star, spent sixteen years in another world. When the error is discovered, the System has no choice but to correct it and bring her back. In the original story, Xinghe is the neighbor of Xia Yanxin, the true heiress. They grow up close as sisters. Even after Xia Yanxin is found by her biological parents, she faces a family that favors others and a scheming, faux-sweet impostor heiress, l 1.7kReads8.7Score32414d adds
- 2 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴!你是我的人形许愿池吗? Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本,改一字全员社死 [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 You Were Told to Investiture the Gods, Not Start an Industrial Revolution 让你封神,没让你玩工业革命 After transmigrating into Jiang Ziya, he finds himself facing a divorce ultimatum from his seventy-two-year-old wife right from the start? No problem. He promptly hands her a “Divorce Compensation Agreement” and sends her packing with nothing! Faced with a cataclysmic Investiture of the Gods, where sages make empty promises and immortals and gods fight among themselves, Jiang Ziya awakens the “Wage Slave System” and declares: Don't talk to me about fate. Let's do something big first! Making stee 94Reads7.6Score—14d adds
- 6 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女,丞相爹爹崩溃了 [Silly, No Romance] [Female Lead Stands Alone] [High-Energy, No-Brainer Wish Fulfillment] In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a top-notch bandit. When her enemies surrounded her as a group, she couldn't hold out and kicked the bucket. Reborn as an orphan girl abandoned during wartime, she was born with absurdly great strength and a divine-power buff. She could snap an ancient tree with one punch. She gathered a band of refugee underlings, built a stronghold and fortifications in the mountains, 2.1kReads6.4Score16114d adds
- 7 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 896Reads5.9Score10514d adds
- 8 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 4Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 9 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后,将门毒妃杀疯了 [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.2kReads8.3Score18614d adds
- 10 Professor, Be Good and Lower Your Head. Let Me Suck Your Yang Energy 教授乖低个头,让我吸吸阳气 (A hilarious, wildly imaginative sweet romance. Don't forget to read the extras!) Help! She wants to stay alive, so she sucks up yang energy like crazy every month on the fifteenth, but everyone thinks she's mentally ill. And yet the only person who can save her is the cold professor Ou Tianrui. In the emergency room, Wu Ke'er was barely clinging to life. “Hurry up and touch me. I have to get back to class,” Ou Tianrui urged. What a good man! Wu Ke'er instantly felt a steady stream of yang energ 238Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 11 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1k14d adds
- 12 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关,我穿书一心求死 [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 228Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 A Ghostly Life, Smiling as I Forget 幽冥笑忘生 [Comedic underworld + cultivating ghosts and immortals + rule-based horror + wild mythological ideas + xuanhuan + reborn + adventures across the Three Realms + comeback + mystery-solving + satisfying payoff + System] Also known as: Wrong Soul Hook from the Start! Hilariously Outsmarting the Three Realms Others cultivate immortality by chasing power. He cultivates ghosts by chasing laughs! A hilarious new blend of suspense, urban fantasy, immortal cultivation, adventure, and ghost cultivation! Co 32Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 14 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气,反派哭,神明跪 Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 71Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 15 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 4.1kReads9.1Score61714d adds
- 16 The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生,我苟到无敌 [Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast 385Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 You've Got Such a Strong Old-Mannish Vibe 你身上登味好重 [Switched Daughters + Goofy Comedy + Brain-Off Fun + Face-Slapping the Powerful + Little Devil Arrives] Wan Qianlan spent twelve years bedridden, thinking she'd lie there for the rest of her life. Then one day, she transmigrated into the world of a novel and became the real daughter who had been switched at birth in a story about the real and fake heiresses! The good news: She can run, jump, curse, and hit people. The bad news: Wan Qianlan is the bad news. Twelve-year-old Wan Qianlan's inner ch 4.1kReads—Score53014d adds
- 18 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score10314d adds
- 19 EN The Tree Spirit Aunt Raises Kids, and She's Killing It 树精小姨养娃,她杀疯了 No romance + lighthearted comedy + ridiculous everyday antics + villain education at its finest! Village → county town → prefectural city → capital. This series of mini-arcs keeps leveling up, delivering both laughs and satisfying moments. Jin Shanyao had cultivated for a thousand years and finally ascended, only to be stopped outside the Southern Heavenly Gate because she still owed someone a favor and couldn’t be granted divine status. What’s the difference between a deity without a divine tit 43.7kReads9.3Score7.3k14d adds
- 20 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score25514d adds
- 21 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后,我迅速开了个带货直播间 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 Please Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 After I Was Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 遭雷劈后,雷神大人他对我心动了 After Being Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Falling for Him at a Thousand Years Old 心动一千岁的他 The One Who Makes My Heart Flutter at a Thousand Years Old 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 I Casually Matched Two People, and Became the God of Marriage for the Three Realms 随手牵个红线,我成了三界姻缘仙 I Casually Tied a Red String and Became the Matchmaking Immortal of the Three Realms 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 Lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination From hidden secrets beneath a bustling metropolis to a fantastical journey through a bizarre and wondrous world. He keeps a hunting dog on his left and a hawk on his right. When it's time to act, he acts; when it's time to back down, he backs down. He's a dashing charmer, quick-witted and funny, with a real rascal's streak. They met in a psychiatric hospital. It was fate, and she went from a rebellious girl to a beloved daughter of h 463Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 After Descending to the Mortal Realm as a Cat, I Made the Divine Lord Fall for Me 下凡当猫后,我把神尊撩心动了 After descending to the mortal world as a cat, I made the Divine Lord fall for me. 60Reads—Score214d adds
- 28 After My Fishing Disaster, the Apprentice Dragon God Won't Leave Me Alone 钓鱼翻车后,实习龙神他缠上了我 After My Fishing Trip Went Awry, the Dragon God Intern Got Clingy 43Reads—Score214d adds
- 29 My Destined One Is Actually a Prince 我的真命天子居然是个王爷 My True Love Is Actually a Prince 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃,神仙也疯狂(人间篇)! Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了!谁也别说出去 The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Starting My Supernatural Journey in Another World 从异界开始超凡 [No System + showboating + the only one with magic + comedy + urban cultivation + playing weak while secretly strong + modern city + high-level martial arts + travel between two worlds] Heaven gave Li Mobai the ability to transmigrate to a cultivation world, but forgot to give him a golden finger. No matter. What respectable person relies on a golden finger? With heaven’s favor, technology as his weapon, and hard work, who cares about golden fingers? He just wants to travel between worlds, mostl 22.5kReads8.0Score2.2k14d adds
- 33 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃,天上神仙都急了! People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Lisi's Smuggling Journey 31Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 Laugh, Go Crazy, Laugh Yourself Silly: I Transmigrated into a Book Set in the Tang Dynasty 都笑,都疯,穿书到大唐我笑疯了 [Transmigrates into a book + hilarious + System + modern woman in ancient times + romance + silly fun + marriage first, love later + satisfying payback + wildly imaginative + happy ending] The sickly, possessive Prince Li Xuan of the Tang Dynasty ✖ Tang Xiaoxiao, a stand-up comedian who transmigrates into a book set in the Tang Dynasty (If you're tired or in a bad mood and want to unwind, come on in. I hope this will make you laugh and laugh!) (When it comes to life, the most important thing is 135Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路,春意盎然哪! [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门:祖师爷是个大忽悠 (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 39 From the Start, Exiled: I Use My Spatial Realm to Feed a Family of Loyal Heroes 开局流放,我靠空间供养满门忠烈 (Completed) [Fleeing Famine + Exile + Transmigrate into a Book + Comedy + Emptying the Capital + Swapped Marriages + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Pocket Dimension + Clear Goals for the Female Lead] On the day she inherited a fortune worth hundreds of millions, Lin Yiran was thrown by the System into hell mode She opened her eyes to find the entire loyal family pierced by a rain of arrows! She immediately activated the [Villain Rescue System] and emptied the national treasury overnight, not 7.8kReads8.8Score87114d adds
- 40 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 383Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 41 1970s Military Marriage: The Capitalist Heiress Has a Spirit Spring Space 军婚七零,资本大小姐有灵泉空间 [Period Setting] [Educated Youth] [Stockpiling] [Alternate World] [Stunning Heiress] [Violence] [Pocket Dimension] [Pure Wish Fulfillment] [Everyone’s Darling] [Face-Slapping and Putting Scumbags in Their Place] Jiang Zhitong had been venting online after someone doxxed her, and suddenly she became fabulously rich overnight! Not only did she gain a fortune worth hundreds of millions, she also unexpectedly awakened a Spirit Spring Dimension. With her identity laid bare, she worried her vast wealt 35.5kReads8.0Score5.5k14d adds
- 42 The Dominating Chaos Art 霸道混沌诀 Born with a Chaos Physique, he obtains a cultivation method formed from primordial chaos at the dawn of creation, inherits a thousand years of memories from the patriarch, and gains a divine ring containing a pocket world of blessed grotto-heavens. He is accompanied by a transformed ginseng doll. He crushes vicious thugs and arrogant young masters with a single move, and wipes out demons and monsters with one punch. He punishes evil and promotes good, restoring clarity to the world. Whoever offe 2.5kReads8.3Score19114d adds
- 43 The General's Wife Goes All Out, Leaving the Enemy in Tears 将军夫人操作太飙,敌军全部泪飘 [A radiant, spirited woman army medic × a rugged, steady general] [Married first, love later + sweet romance + medical skills + adorable baby] Li Qingshu had been single her entire life, and at an age when most people had settled down, she transmigrated and immediately found herself with a man. He was handsome, fit, responsible, and a general to boot. Since she’d never even held a man’s hand in her modern life, Li Qingshu decided to give this marriage-first, love-later arrangement a try. If they 8.5kReads9.3Score1.2k14d adds
- 44 Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶,王爷竟然会读心 The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c 298Reads—Score10614d adds
- 45 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综:为何说我是疯批? “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 58.3kReads8.3Score3.5k14d adds
- 46 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭:我的嘴开过光 [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.2kReads—Score11014d adds
- 47 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜:将军的小棉袄漏风了 [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 6kReads8.8Score64814d adds
- 48 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 8kReads7.4Score1.1k14d adds
- 49 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死!八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 13Reads—Score—14d adds

















































