A Male Assassin Becomes an Old Lady, and the System Gives Her Breast Pain

Name: A Male Assassin Becomes an Old Lady, and the System Gives Her Breast Pain
Author: Chubby Belly

男杀手变老太，被系统气的乳腺疼

by Chubby Belly (肚肥肥)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Slice-of-Life Farming
Updated: 8mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

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Xiao Qing, a modern male assassin, failed a mission and kicked the bucket, which led him to transmigrate. He considers himself the most disastrous transmigrant in history.

A man has ended up in the body of a gorgeous old woman with an astonishing 38D bust. He’s not used to it. He really isn’t.

She’s called a catch because she has sons, daughters, a husband, and, incredibly, several lovers too.

In a famine year, her entire family is so starved they’re all skin and bones, like a bunch of praying mantises. Yet the System sprite assigns her a mission to raise the family’s combat skills. Isn’t that the joke of the century?

Refuse the mission and she dies. From then on, Xiao Qing can only throw himself into completing missions to stay alive.

What? The child he saved is a big shot? Whatever his status, this old lady won’t coddle him. She’ll give him a proper scolding all the same. The big shot actually wants to make her his godmother.

And so begins an absurd transmigration adventure, as she changes the course of fate for her whole family.

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Personally, I think it's really good. At least I laughed out loud a few times while reading it, and isn't that enough? Isn't the point of reading novels to have fun? This novel leans towards comedy, humor, and a strong female lead; romance is minimal. I love that each character has a distinct personality, and I'll definitely keep reading!
17 likes1y ago
Super hilarious and incredibly entertaining! Every character in the story is unique—some are cowardly and weak, some are blindly filial, some are selfish, and some are normal. More importantly, there are a few troublemakers who add a lot of fun to the story. You won't get breast hyperplasia from watching it; I guarantee you'll laugh your head off!
16 likes1y ago
I love watching it, especially the part where Xiao Qing transforms from a man to a woman. I really enjoy the feeling of unease and discomfort she experiences, especially the inner monologues – they're so spot-on! I'll definitely keep watching! 😄😄😄
16 likes1y ago
Please bear with my new book. The most common comments from readers were phrases like "I burst out laughing," "I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe," and "Hahaha." The author expressed deep honor at being able to bring joy to everyone. Furthermore, everyone has different tastes. If you don't like the author's novel, please leave quietly and refrain from leaving any abusive comments.
14 likes1y ago
Haha, this is the best book I've read in a while! It cracked me up! The killer Qing Da's personality is just too irresistible. I've been a bit busy lately, so I've only been able to read it intermittently. It's so amazing, friends! [Full of laughter] ❤️
10 likes1y ago
I love it! It's a really good time-travel novel! 👍
10 likes1y ago
It's quite good. The characters are very well-developed, the details are well-written, and it's witty and humorous. I like this genre.
10 likes1y ago
It's great! I've read stories where a woman transmigrates into a man, but this is the first time I've seen one where a man transmigrates into a woman. The author's ideas are unique and their imagination is wild! 😏😏😏😏😏
9 likes1y ago
The author has started a new book, another comedy! I have to read it, it's going to be great! 😄
9 likes1y ago
The storyline of a man transmigrating into a woman is very interesting and enjoyable. 💕💕
8 likes1y ago