Novels like The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction
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- 1 Shocking: Run! The Sword-and-Dog Duo Is Back! 震惊：快跑啊！剑狗组合又来啦！ [System + Comedy + transmigration + Xuanhuan + Ridiculous Shenanigans + A Hilarious Pet!!] Chen Jian transmigrates to a cultivation continent and meets a little dirt dog that claims to be a Qilin. The man and dog set off to take revenge and bring an important person back to life. Together, they embark on an entertaining journey. Robbing ancestral graves, stealing treasure vaults, running scams, seizing family assets, and tricking innocent young women into falling for them... The pair make a 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves
- 2 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 3 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 4 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 58Reads9.1Score—Shelves
- 5 I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计，女帝直呼活阎王 Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b 18.4kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves
- 6 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 752Reads7.2Score103Shelves
- 7 The Old Fox of a School Doctor: Are All My Patients Fragile College Students? 老六校医：患者全是脆皮大学生？ [Live streaming + wish fulfillment + no System + no heroine + memes and comedy] A parallel world. Jiang Feng is a campus doctor at Yunhai University. By chance, he is selected to appear on a major live-streamed reality show called Work Hard, Wage Slaves! Faced with a bunch of fragile yet hard-to-kill college students, the vibe in Jiang Feng’s livestream gets increasingly bizarre. “Dr. Jiang, can you treat ghosts? Lately, I keep feeling like someone’s choking me.” Jiang Feng: “You put your sw 463Reads7.4Score—Shelves
- 8 I'm a Celebrity, So Isn't It Only Natural That I Make This Tourist Attraction Go Viral? 我一个明星，带火景区很合理吧？ [Showbiz + livestream stunts + lighthearted comedy + a protagonist who pulls outrageous stunts] After transmigrating to a parallel world with a cultural gap, Chen Jiu becomes a minor celebrity struggling to stay afloat. As everyone knows, minor celebrities are treated worse than dogs. So, to make a living, Chen Jiu starts livestreaming stunts. At a promotional event for Yueyang Tower, he names his livestream “Little Chen the Scholar” and writes, “Do not rejoice in things, nor grieve for yourself 1.6kReads7.9Score102Shelves
- 9 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 493Reads8.9Score100Shelves
- 10 High Martial Arts City: I Cultivate by Scamming Rich CEOs 高武都市：我靠薅霸总羊毛修仙 [No Harem + No System + No Female Lead + No Pairing + Plot-Driven + Comedic Ensemble Cast + Power Fantasy About Transmigrating Into a Book] Xiao Mohan, who transmigrated into the cultivation world as its chosen hero, then transmigrates into a melodramatic CEO novel. He beats up the greasy CEO in broad daylight, with his combat power MAX overpowering the CEO's money power MAX. He forces the CEO to hire him as a bodyguard. He expects to punch his way through corporate warfare and kick his way thro 84Reads—Score—Shelves
- 11 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 82Reads8.7Score—Shelves
- 12 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves
- 13 That's Just How Combat Works 战斗本来就是这样的 [System + Superpowers + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Slice of Life + No Romance] At one point, Lin Feng, humanity's savior, said in an interview with a reporter: “Let me make this clear again: I simply found practical uses for all kinds of weapons so everyone could better understand combat. I absolutely did not lead combat culture astray!” The next day, at the World Weapons Development Conference, Lin Feng publicly declared: “I admit that I led everyone’s approach to combat astray, but ar 1.8kReads8.6Score161Shelves
- 14 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 15 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 792Reads7.5Score100Shelves
- 16 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 49Reads7.8Score152Shelves
- 17 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟，整疯修仙界 [System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr 6.4kReads8.7Score769Shelves
- 18 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 19 The System Won’t Let Me Do My Job 系统不让我干人事 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.9kReads7.1Score214Shelves
- 20 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.2kReads8.1Score399Shelves
- 21 Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点！每次严打都有你 He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn 3.3kReads8.0Score225Shelves
- 22 I'm a Strategist, and I'm Good at Raiding and Wiping Out Entire Clans 我是一个谋士，擅长抄家灭门 [Alternate World] [Cold Weapons] [No Female Lead (or One Female Lead)] [System] “I have a hundred plans for this matter!” “Do you have one that isn't especially vile?” “Then I have fifty more!” “No scorched-earth schemes!” “Then I have twenty more.” “No poison.” “Ten.” “I'd still like to have a decent reputation.” “Then I'm out.” If a man lives a regular life, traveling between the same three places every day, serves as the empire's chief strategist, and never has to worry about money, does 9kReads8.5Score638Shelves
- 23 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 15.1kReads8.8Score1.5kShelves
- 24 Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒 [Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth 57Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 Transmigrating into a Female-Oriented Novel: From the Start, I Scheme Against a Stunning Villainess 穿越女频：开局套路美艳女反派 [Urban + Fantasy + Superpowers + Giant Monsters, Wild Imagination + Anti-Tropes + Comedy] What bizarre scenes would unfold if an urban romance for women collided with a fantasy adventure for men? What strange stories would come about when a domineering CEO encounters a giant monster? Did the System malfunction, or did the author forget to write an outline... Find out in this book: “The Blonde Punk's Adventures” Someone transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a minor blonde punk villain wh 1.6kReads8.5Score1.7kShelves
- 26 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1kShelves
- 27 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.8kReads8.6Score277Shelves
- 28 Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy! 碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！ [Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills] Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?” Su Mu: “Of course.” Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~ “Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?” Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.” Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~” “Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?” Su Mu: “...Go ahead.” Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll m 7.4kReads8.2Score460Shelves
- 29 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—Shelves
- 30 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 596Reads—Score102Shelves
- 31 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！ [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.3kReads7.9Score946Shelves
- 32 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 535Reads8.5Score101Shelves
- 33 Who Says My Summons Are Weird? Step Forward! 谁说我的召唤物抽象的？站出来！ [Lighthearted and fun]+ [Plot-driven]+ [Subverts expectations]+ [Absurd]+ [Absolutely shameless] A hundred years ago, rifts in space and time appeared, and Blue Star entered an era of supernatural powers. Everyone had the chance to awaken a game interface. Lu Heng unexpectedly awakened as a summoner, but there was something off about all his summons. [Meatball]: As the offspring of an evil god, it grows stronger every time it's eaten and can plunge enemies into cognitive confusion. [Horny Do 14.9kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves
- 34 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 51Reads—Score—Shelves
- 35 The Peerless Poison Strategist Backs the Empress 无双毒士，力挺女帝 [Masterful political intrigue + empress + poetry + contrasts + lie flat + power of capital] From the start, a princess is poisoned and hunted down, but Shen Liuxiang mistakes her for the top courtesan on a pleasure boat. By day... well, by day and night, they have heart-to-heart talks. The princess sighs: “Better not to be born a woman. For a hundred years, our joys and sorrows lie in other people’s hands.” Shen Liuxiang laughs: “Come on, take a look at this book, The Legend of Wu Meiniang.” The 10.2kReads8.1Score1.1kShelves
- 36 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么！因为太抽象不看！自己掰开 [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 574Reads7.4Score—Shelves
- 37 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 38 I'm in High School, So What Is This Incense-Based Cultivation Thing? 人在高中，香火证道什么鬼？ [Not high-martial arts + daily life + school + comedy + unhinged antics + memes + absurdity + campus belle + multiple heroines] Lu Haonan, sixteen, is a new first-year student at Yanchuan High School. On the first day of school, a System dropped out of the sky and insisted that he'd transmigrated to the primordial world and become the local Earth God. The iced tea his childhood friend gave him? It called it ten-thousand-year-old spiritual liquid. The English textbook his teacher handed out? It c 177.2kReads8.9Score24.7kShelves
- 39 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板，被开除就奖励万亿 [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 11kReads8.3Score1kShelves
- 40 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.3kReads8.3Score430Shelves
- 41 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 29Reads—Score—Shelves
- 42 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 131Reads—Score—Shelves
- 43 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.4kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 44 Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请 [Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai 10.8kReads8.8Score1kShelves
- 45 After Graduating from a Top University, I Turned Around and Took a Security Job 从985名校出来，转头扎进保安岗 Graduated from a top-tier 985 university, then turned around and took a security guard job 63Reads—Score—Shelves
- 46 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves
- 47 Tazhai: I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, but Uncle Dong Urges Me to Obey the Law! 塔寨：屡献毒计，东叔劝我守法！ "I appreciate you offering Uncle Dong some advice, but these schemes are way too criminal. I wouldn't dare!" I had just transmigrated into the head of the third branch of the Ta Village clan, and now Uncle Dong wanted to take the whole village into action? 125Reads8.3Score101Shelves
- 48 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score431Shelves
- 49 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 44.7kReads7.3Score3.7kShelves
- 50 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 18.2kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
