The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction
最强毒士，我拉低女频世界下限
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This book is absolutely fantastic! It does have some romantic subplots, like the protagonist's gratitude towards the Yellow River, but there's not much actual writing about the river itself. We only glean glimpses of its vastness and turbulent waves from a few brief mentions. Everyone who reads it will want to cosplay as Qu Yuan! 😏 The protagonist's love for the Yellow River is truly immense! 😏😏😏
A good book, full of laughs, with a humorous beginning. The author's illustrations are a perfect finishing touch. A little further in, the plot becomes more politically charged. The protagonist seems crazy, brainless, arrogant, and domineering, but he actually has a lot of schemes planned. There are also touching moments, and the characters are all uniquely developed.
Lin Jing, the chief engineer of the Yellow River Conservancy Project, who never forgets his original aspiration and mission, truly makes me want to cry. He never forgets to provide new functions for water conservancy construction for his female lead. He's practically like a celestial being, pushing his own path to its limits. 😏😏😏
Well, by the time you see this, I'm probably still alive... Anyway, back to the point, the logic of this book is fairly clear, and there are tons of funny moments; you'll like it. There is a female lead, and she's the same age as you, but her identity leans towards the daughter, since it's adapted from a female-oriented novel.
It's a special kind of novel; it seems funny and a bit mischievous, but the plot feels strangely forced and awkward. Everything feels contrived. If the plot could explain everything without simply convincing the reader, and if there were a well-developed storyline that allowed us to guess along, rather than being forcibly inserted, and if comedic moments could be added within that framework, it would create a unique kind of novel. The problem is that the plot feels somewhat forced and contrived.
Number one on the 2024 funniest list, confirmed! Don't believe me? You'll laugh yourself to death! 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😆
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