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- 51 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 55.7kReads8.5Score7.7k14d adds
- 52 I Scored a Lucky Pregnancy Bundle, Then Joined Forces with My Ex to Rebel 捡个幸孕大礼包，搭伙前夫哥造反 [1v1 + both leads are virgins and devoted only to each other + portable space + regretful pursuit + cute kids] Han Jiuyue's soul enters another body, and she becomes the long-suffering Princess Consort of Prince Heng. Her fiery temper flares, and after making a scene, she divorces him and goes back to her family. Her family turns out to be a disaster zone too... Just as Han Jiuyue is getting ready to pack up and leave, she's arrested. What? Her scumbag father took part in Prince Heng's rebellion 53Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 53 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 701Reads7.2Score10314d adds
- 54 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 175Reads—Score614d adds
- 55 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？ My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol 836Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 56 The Siheyuan’s Ruthless Bandit Is Me 四合院悍匪是老娘 The courtyard compound, the Filial Son System: What would you do if you stood on the villains’ side? The protagonist transmigrates to the courtyard compound once again. Thanks to everyone’s resentment, in this life he won’t be shackled by a conscience. He’ll live selfishly for once. Who in their right mind looks for facts and history in a ridiculous comedy? Historians, please turn left and leave. Happy King welcomes criticism and reproach. Actually, no, I don’t... Never mind, thank you for readi 3.4kReads8.2Score14314d adds
- 57 This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了 This is pure fun. If you like supernatural comedy and absurd nonsense, this is the book for you. Guanyin will show the way, and a crane will soar through the clouds. I warmly invite you all to join me in supreme bliss… Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He just wanted to earn some spending money over summer break by working as a male model. But before he could even get started as a gigolo, his grandpa, who had been dead for half a year, showed up at h 993Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 540Reads8.5Score10114d adds
- 59 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds
- 60 A Wrench for You 给你一扳手 [Satisfying power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + transmigration + city building + a wrench with a mind of its own, not a traditional System] Niu Renqiang is a twenty-seven-year-old air-conditioning installer who dies in a fall from the twenty-seventh floor. He transmigrates to Blackstone City, a lonely city caught between Spirit Mountain and the Conquerors. Spirit Mountain cultivates immortality, the Conquerors wield technology, and Blackstone City survives by selling coal. His golden finger is 19Reads—Score214d adds
- 61 I Landed a 1.7-Million-Yuan Job 拉了一单170万的活 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 62 I'm the Only Sane Person on This Film Set 这剧组就我一个正常人 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 63 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 13Reads—Score114d adds
- 64 I'm a Celebrity, So Isn't It Only Natural That I Make This Tourist Attraction Go Viral? 我一个明星，带火景区很合理吧？ [Showbiz + livestream stunts + lighthearted comedy + a protagonist who pulls outrageous stunts] After transmigrating to a parallel world with a cultural gap, Chen Jiu becomes a minor celebrity struggling to stay afloat. As everyone knows, minor celebrities are treated worse than dogs. So, to make a living, Chen Jiu starts livestreaming stunts. At a promotional event for Yueyang Tower, he names his livestream “Little Chen the Scholar” and writes, “Do not rejoice in things, nor grieve for yourself 1.7kReads7.9Score10614d adds
- 65 Underworld Headlines 地府头条 [Demon Lord: Tough on the Outside, Adorable Within VS Underworld King: Gentle on the Outside, Ruthless Within] [Historical Romance + Xianxia and the Supernatural + Comedy + Bickering Couple + Sweet Romance + Heartwarming Healing + Love Blossoms Over Time] A quirky, oddly harmonious cast: the Underworld King, gentle on the outside and ruthless within; the Demon Lord, tough on the outside and adorable within; Meng Po, a ditzy, emotionless little girl; the domineering, sharp-tongued Black Impermane 780Reads9.2Score10314d adds
- 66 Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！ [System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se 182Reads—Score—14d adds
- 67 Come On, There Are No Such Things as Monsters! 别逗了，哪儿有什么妖魔鬼怪！ [System] [Delusions] [Comedy] [Spiritual Qi Revival] Jiang Yunfeng transmigrates with a System, but loses contact with it after arriving in the new world. Gradually, he discovers that there are no demons or monsters in this world at all! A hanging ghost? Just a girl who likes sticking out her tongue and making faces! A fox spirit? Isn't that just a little fox dog that loves to twist and turn around? Cultivators? A bunch of delusional people gesturing in midair as if they were unleashing ultimate 1.2kReads8.7Score10014d adds
- 68 I Just Ascended the Throne, and You’re Pulling a Substitute Bride on Me? 朕刚登基，你跟老子玩替嫁？ 3.7kReads—Score7814d adds
- 69 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 633Reads—Score6114d adds
- 70 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds
- 71 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 24Reads—Score214d adds
- 72 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 73 What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前，鬼算个啥 [Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost: 2.3kReads9.0Score16514d adds
- 74 Traffic Cop Xia Xiaoman Specializes in Taming Defiant Detective Captain Qin 交警夏小满，专治刑警秦队不服 [One-on-one + devoted to each other + happy ending] A bickering couple, hilarious banter, and the sweetest romance! The heroine is adorable, not stupid! A powerhouse in her professional field, but slow on the uptake when it comes to love, with maxed-out skills for talking back! The hero goes from an icy mountain to a loyal puppy! At first: “Don’t come near me!” Later: “Honey, I was wrong. Please pay attention to me!” Solving cases is secondary, romance comes first! The cases are lighthearted, ne 3.4kReads8.5Score41914d adds
- 75 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.1kReads8.1Score39714d adds
- 76 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score10514d adds
- 77 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 78 We're Divorced, So What Do I Do About the Princess Consort Having Triplets? 都和离了，王妃生了三胞胎怎么办 [One-on-one + pocket dimension + cute kids + regretful husband pursues his wife] Li Mingyue, a live wire in the apocalypse, was schemed against by a scumbag man and a wicked woman, and died full of resentment! When she wakes again, she has become Li Mingyue, the legitimate daughter blamed for her mother’s death, and she is about to marry her betrothed, the Prince of War, Feng Jiang! After six rocky months of marriage, Li Mingyue thinks the only problems with her husband are that his needs in cer 8kReads9.1Score1.1k14d adds
- 79 Dream Talk of the Journey to the West 梦话西游 Dream-Talk Journey to the West: May on the Western Road tells the story of how the Golden Cicada's tenth-life disciple begins the pilgrimage to the West from the start once more, and leads Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and the White Dragon Horse on a journey of one hundred and eight thousand li. The story takes a new direction from the classic Journey to the West. Drawing on their own unique perspective and blending reality with dreamlike fantasy, the author opens up a thrilling and enterta 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 80 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 144Reads—Score—14d adds
- 81 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.2kReads6.8Score1.2k14d adds
- 82 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 180Reads—Score914d adds
- 83 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 628Reads—Score4714d adds
- 84 They Sold Zombies to Japan, and Japan Fell Apart 僵尸卖到岛国，岛国坏掉了 [Carefree Life] [Stockpiling Supplies] [Reaping the Island Nation] After an unexpected rebirth, he finds himself a thousand-year-old dried corpse. Along with his coffin, he is sold to the island nation. All Ye Chen can do is let out a cackling laugh. He starts out as the lowest-level zombie and grows stronger step by step. And to grow stronger, he has to bury people. He digs and digs in a tiny plot of land, burying tiny islanders and making tiny flowers bloom. 4.1kReads8.2Score31914d adds
- 85 Siheyuan: A Hilarious Life 四合院之逗比人生 Li Huairen accidentally transmigrated into the body of an oddball in the late 1950s, and was overcome by confusion and fear. Once his golden finger arrived, he began to accept reality. To figure out what kind of world he was in, the two oddballs from Yangtun, the Bear Brothers, teamed up and set off for the capital. Thus began their ridiculous misadventures. But once Li Huairen had connections, strength, and support, he realized that the people in the courtyard house were all so nice. He crushed 318Reads6.2Score—14d adds
- 86 Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点！每次严打都有你 He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn 3.2kReads8.0Score22014d adds
- 87 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.4kReads8.1Score10214d adds
- 88 The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马！黄皮子讨封，我弹它脑瓜崩 A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal 15.6kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds
- 89 Hmph! I'm Just One Ladle of Water to My Crown Prince Ex-Husband 哼！我就是太子前夫的若水一瓢 [One-on-one romance + plant-based powers + doted on by everyone + adorable kids + sweet, devoted love] Han Yuexin, a plant-based ability user from Huaguo in the 30th century, was struck by lightning while farming in the rain and died young, only to transmigrate into ancient times! As soon as she arrived, she was sent back to her maiden home after divorcing her husband. Her ex, Lu Anbei, went off to enlist, and she figured he'd be gone for good. Back home, Han Yuexin bought a barren mountain and 3kReads9.0Score36214d adds
- 90 My Mom’s Favoritism Turned into a Blessing in Disguise 老妈的偏心，成了无心插柳柳成荫 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 91 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 92 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 3Reads—Score114d adds
- 93 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 207Reads—Score1814d adds
- 94 I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子 Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 The Journey to the West Gang: The Ruthless Bandit Tang Sanzang 西游团伙：悍匪唐三葬 I am Tang Sanzang, and I bury the heavens, the earth, and all living beings! A bandit gang, growing bigger and stronger: first seize Spirit Mountain, then build a new glory! Sun Xingzhe: Tathagata, my master is the boss now. Get over here and bow to him! Zhu Bajie: Here's your surprise: my master isn't here for the scriptures, he's here for your life! Sha Wujing: Damn it, I'm a very cultured person. I don't like swearing at people! The Queen: Brother, if I eat this, will I really live forever? “ 133Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 96 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.9kReads—Score58414d adds
- 97 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 98 I’m a Decent Gentleman, but the System Keeps Setting Me Up 我是正人君子，奈何系统坑我 [Absurd Comedy] + [Multiple Female Leads] + [Nontraditional Fantasy] + [Goofy Male Lead] + [Fake System] Early story: [Thick-skinned + Funny] Mid-story: [Scheming + Funny] Late story: [Shameless + Scheming + Face-Slapping + Awesome + Funny] He gets beaten up a lot in the Mortal Realm, but the Divine Realm is where the fun really begins. This is nontraditional fantasy. If that’s not your thing, please move along. Thanks! The System in this book is fake. If that bothers you, please move along too. 8.5kReads8.3Score93214d adds
- 99 The System Won’t Let Me Do My Job 系统不让我干人事 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 3.3kReads7.1Score22714d adds
- 100 Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼：主播求求你别苟了！ “Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System, 1.8kReads8.7Score17514d adds
