Novels like When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do
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- 1 Thriller Game: A Certain Madman Leaves the Ghosts Stunned! 惊悚游戏：某狂徒让鬼震惊啊！ Synopsis: Infinite Flow + god-tier System + no female lead + decisive and ruthless + comedy + memes + all kinds of outrageous antics. The sunny, cheerful Jing Ran enters a horror game and awakens the “You're So Shameless” god-tier System. He obtains all kinds of bizarre skills and uses them to dominate the horror game! [Pinru's Wardrobe] Summons Pinru's wardrobe to drop from the sky and smash the target. Sneak attacks are just that satisfying! [100% Face-Slapping] Forces the target to kneel for 54Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 2 Horror Game: From the Start, I Pull Off Wild Stunts and Beat Up Evil Spirits 恐怖游戏开局骚操作，我揍哭恶鬼 [Comedy + Invincible Protagonist + Unconventional Thinking + Anti-Trope + Absurd Humor + Power Fantasy] After six years of grueling physical training, Lin Xiu was finally selected to enter a terrifying horror game. With overwhelming strength and a decidedly abnormal mind, he pulled off all sorts of bizarre stunts in the game: As a kindhearted doctor, I’ve treated so many patients to death that I’ve never received a single bad review. Brutal Vengeful Ghost: I just wanted him to explain an idiom, 37Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 3 Who Let This Idiot Join a Horror Game? 谁让这个弱智参加惊悚游戏的？ A horror game descends upon Blue Star, and Fang Xiong is incredibly lucky to be chosen as a contestant for the Dragon Kingdom. He faces an endless series of terrifying scenarios, until death. But Fang Xiong suffers from countless mental disorders and split personalities, and is even severely intellectually disabled. He awakens an SSS-rank skill: Charisma. From that moment on, the horror game takes a very strange turn. Fang Xiong: Anyone else calls me an idiot or a mental case, and I'll make them 455Reads6.9Score10714d adds
- 4 This Journey to the West Is a Little Too Unorthodox 这西游不太正经 To kill is to protect life; to sever karma is not to kill people. Tang Sanlang was an ordinary, dull soul, a modern-day loser whose miserable life was never his own. He drifted with the current until his light went out. Reborn as a golden cicada in a monastery on Mount Lingshan, he gained a wondrous opportunity and became a pawn of fate. His life could be toyed with, but he would not bow to Heaven. He would strive on without end. Is he a god, a Buddha, or a demon? Lang-ge: “Anyone who benefits m 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 From the Start of My Livestream, I Kissed Sadako 直播开局我把贞子亲了 [The Only One on the Entire Site!] [Ridiculous, Interactive Horror Story] “Streamer, your cabinet just moved.” “Yeah, right!” “You think a cheap trick like that can scare me? You think my nickname, Wang Ritian, is for nothing?” Wang Hao used to be a bottom-tier streamer, barely scraping by on his meager tips. But after one drunken night and one videotape, his life changed completely. “Heh heh heh!” “That woman with the long, loose hair and white dress has to be cosplaying, right?” “ 11Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 6 Dreamlike Rivers and Lakes 1 幻梦江湖1 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 I Escape the Mental Hospital from the Start, and the Whole World Goes Mad 开局逃离精神病院，全世界都疯了 [Weird World + Highly Intelligent Male Lead + Horror + Comedy + Wild Imagination] From the start, he escaped the most dangerous psychiatric hospital in the world, thinking he could finally live an ordinary life. Who could have guessed that disaster would strike without warning? After moving into an apartment complex, he discovered that his roommates included a stunning ghost in red, a mysterious servant of an ancient god, and other unknown horrors! At the hospital, he livestreamed a hot, derange 2.4kReads9.2Score17214d adds
- 8 I Wanted to Be a Wise Emperor, but Eunuch Cao Is Far Too Thoughtful 本想成明君，奈何曹公公太懂事了 “Dual Systems: I Am Both a Wise and Foolish Emperor” After transmigrating into the body of an emperor, I became bound to two Systems. The “Greatest Wise Ruler of All Time” System urges me to attend court and review memorials, rewarding me with merit until I attain sainthood. The “Ruler of Foolishness for Ten Thousand Generations” System tempts me to lose myself in pleasure, rewarding me with unparalleled virility. I wanted to become a wise ruler for the ages, but Eunuch Cao is just too good at h 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 My Skills Come With a Few Too Many Side Effects 我的技能有亿点点后遗症 [Funny] [Irreverent] [Insane] [Ridiculous] [Spiritual Qi Revival] [System] [Urban Superpowers] Humans in this world awaken supernatural abilities and fight. Yun Shu awakened a broken healing ability. But he wasn’t worried: he had a skill-upgrade System. For some reason, though, the upgraded skills came with a few tiny side effects. An ordinary healing spell would make people release poison nonstop. The Mind-Clearing spell would make them reveal their innermost secrets. The Vitality-Boosting spel 740Reads8.9Score10614d adds
- 10 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Endless Antics: This Star Has a Mental Illness 无限整活，这个明星有精神病 [Showbiz + comedic antics + hilarious + sweet romance + one heroine] After transmigrating into a parallel world, Wu Yu gained the Celebrity Antics System. As long as he pulled off a stunt, he could earn entertainment works from Earth and all kinds of special props. His first stunt: Stare unblinkingly at a man using a urinal in the bathroom. His second stunt: Walk between a couple holding hands. His Nth stunt: Wu Yu was completely in his element. If he went a day without pulling a stunt, he felt 11Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 12 Hilarious Everyday Life in the Maternity Ward 产科爆笑日常 [A gentle, reserved nurse with a strong heart x a straight-talking young man with little education, struggling to make something of himself] [Modern Romance + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Realistic + Happy Ending] Liu Xiaoxiao wasn’t ready to date and had no plans to marry. But she couldn’t resist her mother’s insistence and was dragged into a blind date. As it turned out, her date had been forced to come too, and they became best friends over the course of one meal. What she d 262Reads8.0Score10214d adds
- 13 The Insane, Heaven-Defying Brick! 疯批逆天大板砖！ 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 The Case of My Wife’s Disappearance Shakes the United Nations 爱妻失踪案，惊动联合国 Humor, absurdity, comedy, wit, nonsense, parallel worlds, extraterrestrial life. Spacefaring civilizations, humans cataloging alien species, and historical figures on a mysterious planet: This is a humorous novel. If you’re stressed, feeling down, simmering with anger, or just painfully bored, give it a read or a listen. Don’t get hung up on whether the events are realistic. What matters is that the story gives your imagination endless room to roam, as if you were sitting inside a spacecraft, v 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 I Think There Might Be Something Wrong with My Brain 我脑子好像有点问题 [Urban Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted] + [Wicked Humor] + [System] + [School Life] (This book is all about relaxing and enjoying yourself. Feel free to set your brain aside and enjoy the read.) Chen Cheng gets stabbed more than a dozen times! At first, he thinks it was just an accident. But after he encounters one bizarre incident after another, he begins to suspect there's something in his home that shouldn't be there... From then on, his life grows increasingly mysterious... It all began the n 33Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 18 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 1kReads—Score17614d adds
- 19 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 I'm the Black Sheep of Chinese Entertainment. What a Coincidence, So Are You 内娱害群之马，巧了，俺也一样 [Ensemble cast × livestream variety show × goofy daily life × sharp tongues × farming storyline] Who would've thought a female bodyguard could get dragged into a lawsuit because of her lousy employer? Those damn capitalists promised a variety show. Besides letting me live out my farming fantasies now that my DNA's awakened, I was supposed to get to beat up my enemies. But when I got there, my whole world came crashing down! There's never enough to eat, and you can't get a decent night's sleep! J 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 506Reads8.9Score10014d adds
- 23 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴！你是我的人形许愿池吗？ Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Reincarnated as Yang Mi's Great-Uncle, I Teach the Entertainment Industry the Law Firsthand 转生杨蜜舅老爷，亲身普法娱乐圈 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei became Yang Mi's great-great-uncle. Now retired, he had only one little wish: to use his own abilities to break into showbiz and become a star. From then on, the whole entertainment industry took a bizarre turn. On the first day of the variety show, he slaughtered a pig with his bare hands and got covered in blood, making the scene look like a crime scene. On the second day, he drew on the spot. Drawing U.S. dollars was one thing, but his portrai 196Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 25 Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女 [Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you... 162Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 I Have No Superpowers, So I Scrape By Opening Mystery Boxes 没异能的我，靠开盲盒艰难度日 [Meme references] [Hilarious and ridiculous] [Obliviously straight] Cao Diaiao was reborn in a world of superpowers years ago, but never awakened any abilities. He became a high school PE teacher. Then one day, he activated the "Surprise Blind Box System." Congratulations! Your blind box contains: Technique: The Limitless Path of Fitness, Agility, and Certain Victory Ultimate Skill: Black Funeral Coffin-Bearer Summoning Art Unlocked Character: A sweet little sister who only knows how to dote on 281Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 27 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 A Lamp in the Sea of Bitterness: Selected Essays 苦海明灯之杂文精选 This book is primarily a collection of carefully selected, beautifully written essays. Its language is concise, with a lively, witty sense of humor. Suitable for readers of all ages, it offers a light read that explores life's many flavors and reflects on the familiar realities of society. 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 Immortal Isle City 仙岛城 Zhang Mei, 27, a copywriter at an advertising agency, had been working overtime for 38 days straight. While binge-watching dramas all night, her heart stopped. She died. When she opened her eyes, she had become Wei Qinghe, an 18-year-old village girl who had just been sold for ten taels of silver by her gambling-addict parents. She tried to escape by jumping into a river, but drowned. Zhang Mei cursed and died once more, then sank to the bottom of the sea, where a chatty dolphin named Moniu, wh 56Reads—Score314d adds
- 30 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 32 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 6Reads—Score214d adds
- 34 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.3kReads7.7Score30414d adds
- 35 This System Is a Little Too Much of a Rip-Off 这个系统有亿点点坑 This is a modern supernatural novel with a System. It is more comedic than scary. There are no feats that instantly conquer the heavens, earth, and everything under them from the start, nor does anyone start out with tens of trillions. If that bothers you, read with caution. After saving a woman who had fallen into prostitution in a back alley, wage worker Zhang Haochen contracts a virus. On the brink of death, he unexpectedly activates the Virtue System. Fulfilling the wishes of ghosts earns hi 25Reads8.8Score10214d adds
- 36 The Living King of Hell of the Yin-Yang Realm 阴阳界活阎王 Evil spirits: “Hell is empty, and devils walk among us!” Unorthodox cultivators: “Compared to him, I’m just a rookie!” Righteous cultivators: “Who let him cultivate?!” Li Dao: “Ahem, let me clear things up. I did all those things... just kidding.” 203Reads—Score1814d adds
- 37 The Little Cultivation Troublemaker 修仙小捣蛋 [Hilarious Cultivation + No System + Mortal Cultivation + No Playing Fair + Travel Between Worlds] The story of how Shidan accidentally saved the True Person Tianshui, learned the Fart-Flying technique (the Qi Transformation Art) and the Arhat Golden Body technique, and gained an inheritance that lets him travel between planes through the purple gourd he wore as a child. He adventures and trains across different planes, gaining endless riches, immortal herbs, treasures, and cultivation technique 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 The Guy Across the Street Selling Funeral Wreaths 对面那个卖花圈的 [Rivals-to-lovers couple + love grows over time + happy ending + playing the underdog to catch the strong + two equally powerful leads] My name is Hua Kai, and I've worked in wedding services for five years. What kind of dramatic situations haven't I seen? I've seen grooms run off with the bridesmaid the night before the wedding. I've seen brides tear into their grooms at the ceremony. I've even seen two tables of in-laws get drunk, start fighting, and shove each other into an eight-tier cake. B 231Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 40 I Picked Up a Calligraphy Brush and Ended Up as an Underworld Errand Boy 捡了一支毛笔，结果成了地府牛马 After unexpectedly finding a divine brush from the underworld, a mother and daughter are drawn into a strange world between yin and yang. With a stroke of the brush, they can draw talismans to suppress evil spirits in every direction. It can also forge a blade, creating a divine weapon that devours souls. Armed with their brushes, the mother and daughter embark on a unique supernatural adventure. 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 A Ghost Chased Me for Three Blocks, So I Scared It Into Calling Me Daddy 被鬼追了三条街，反手吓的鬼叫爹 From the start, Zhang Yang was chased by a ghost for three whole blocks. At that critical moment, he awakened the Ghost-Scaring System and immediately summoned the founding master to possess him, then pinned the ghost down and beat it senseless. From then on, terrifying tales about Zhang Yang began spreading among the ghosts. Headless ghost: “Damn, he used my head as a ball and kicked it around...” Water ghost: “He drained all the water just to catch me. Who am I supposed to complain to?” Hanged 1.1kReads8.8Score11714d adds
- 42 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 43 Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生：千年的诅咒救赎 Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve 691Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Worry-Free Town: Raising Geese and Fighting Beasts in the Countryside 忘忧小镇：我在农村养鹅打恶兽 Top student Chen Yunyun returns to her village to start a business. It begins with her wholesaling chicken and goose eggs for five or six mao a piece and getting laughed at, but with a flock of swans that can fly like detectives and peck down ferocious beasts, she somehow transforms a poor mountain village into a model fairyland town for the whole province. The village is packed with oddballs: her father, Chen Dachuan, who talks tough but has a soft heart; her mother, Li Xiu'e, who scolds the g 100Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 135Reads—Score11014d adds
- 47 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.7kReads8.6Score27014d adds
- 48 The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person 全球修假仙，只有我一个普通人 [Unhinged Humor + No Logic + Turn Your Brain Off + No Heroine + Just Have Fun (The best stuff is in the comments. If you make it through 30 chapters without laughing, come fight me.)] One morning, everyone in the world wakes up and starts cultivating immortality. Someone claims to be a Kunlun cultivator, waving a jianbing and insisting it's the legendary Haotian Mirror, then tries to recruit Li Luo! Someone claims to be a Sword Immortal from Mount Shu, pulls out a skateboard, and insists on givi 589Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 49 Transmigrated into a Regret Novel? The Li Family's Legitimate Son Invites Great Chu to Its Doom! 穿进后悔流？李家嫡子请大楚赴死！ 5.1kReads—Score6514d adds
- 50 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了 [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.4kReads8.3Score20514d adds
