The Cannon Fodder Keeps Undermining Relationships (Quick Transmigration)

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As a top employee at the quick transmigration bureau, Dou Xing dreamed of retirement. Just as he earned his 999th Top Ten Employee award and was about to take a vacation, the Main System suddenly threw him into the cannon fodder role-playing group, where the roles were the most difficult to play.

Dou Xing: ...

The miserable overworked wage slave resigned himself to his fate and got to work, only to discover that the plot was going completely off track. Before he knew it, he had stolen the protagonist gong's love interest!

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World One: The contract cannon-fodder husband of an aloof beauty shou in an ABO interstellar world

Dou Xing supported his drugged contract partner and took him into the room they had booked. According to the plot, he should have gone out to buy condoms, giving the protagonist gong a chance to take advantage of the situation.

Instead, a hand tugged at his clothes. The Empire's Star, who was usually untouchably cool, had lost his usual composure. His misty eyes watched Dou Xing as he pressed his feverish face against Dou Xing's hand and murmured, "...Don't go."

Dou Xing's brain froze for a moment. What little professional integrity remained in the top employee kept him from derailing the plot, but one "Please" was all it took for reason to crumble.

Ignoring the System's warning, he said, "I'll go lock the door."

He even shoved a sofa, three chairs, and a wardrobe against it.

Five minutes later, when the protagonist gong arrived at the door, he heard the intimate sounds gradually receding into the distance. Furious as a mad dog, he slammed against the door, but couldn't get a foot inside all night.

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World Two: A cannon-fodder sidekick who takes a bullet for the protagonist shou in an n//p post-apocalyptic world

After the enemy detonated the bomb in the laboratory, Dou Xing sprinted over and shielded the protagonist shou in the corner. Just as he was about to say his last words, a hand clamped over his mouth.

The office worker, who should have been as weak as a kitten, spread six wings from his back. Black matter, representing the strongest combat power in the story, formed an airtight wall that protected them completely.

The protagonist shou tilted his head up and kissed the corner of Dou Xing's mouth, saying gently, "Don't worry. I won't let anything happen to you."

Two days later, the members of the protagonist shou's "harem" finally arrived. They saw him leaning weakly against Dou Xing, but the look he gave them was openly murderous.

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World Three: The cannon-fodder younger brother of the protagonist shou, who is fought over by wealthy heirs in a melodramatic rich-family world

Dou Xing knocked on the door, dutifully playing his part in the window-climbing scene, but couldn't keep the plaintive note out of his voice. "Brother, are you in there?"

The protagonist shou, who should have been having a wild time with four gongs on a cruise ship, completely oblivious to the world around him, immediately opened the door. He discreetly rubbed his reddened knuckles and smiled. "Sorry to keep you waiting. I want to sleep in your room tonight."

"Is the air conditioner in your room broken again?" Dou Xing had actually waited less than five seconds. Peering past him, he spotted four people lying on the floor, their fates unknown, apparently knocked out by the protagonist shou's powerful punches.

The protagonist shou lowered his voice, sounding a little helpless, like a man casting a sidelong glance at a blind person. "Can't an older brother want to sleep with his younger brother?"

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World Four: Captive demon hunter chief gong x Vampire Prince shou

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World Five: Powerless prince gong x A true immortal who has fallen into the mortal world shou

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(To be added)

After going through several worlds, Dou Xing finally noticed that something was off about someone. He couldn't help asking, "Aren't you derailing the plot a little too much?"

Hao Ye feigned surprise. "Am I?"

"Maybe I'm just too excited to see you." Hao Ye tied a little ponytail at the back of his head and admired his handiwork. "After all, it took me two thousand performance reviews to trick you into joining my group."

Dou Xing: "..."

#My boss has had his eye on me for years. Can I just give in already?# #Do we really have to date through overtime?#

A reader's guide for the CEOs:

* Both are strong! Combat ability is tied to clearance level. The gong has amnesia, so he's weak at first.

* Although the setting features a protagonist adored by everyone, both the gong and shou are devoted to true love! The shou is the same person throughout, not split into fragments. He has a different name and appearance in each world at first! No cheating or infidelity.

* Mutual pining! At first, the gong tests the shou's identity. The shou's true identity is revealed in the fifth world. The individual worlds move quickly, and the overall tone is sweet and satisfying.

* Fans who insist on taking sides, leave! Comments with kk tendencies will be deleted! (.•ˇˍˇ•.)

A recommendation: My friend Lin Zhu'an's upcoming gong-centric anthology, A Scum Gong's Guide to Saving Himself

Blurb:

The protagonist shous in scum-gong stories have turned dark.

After enduring endless torment, they all awakened, killed the scum gongs, and indirectly caused their small worlds to collapse.

System: "Your mission is to do whatever it takes to keep yourself alive, lower the protagonist shou's darkness level, and maintain order in the small worlds."

The scum-gong actors: "Got it. Keep our heads down. Anyone can do that."

But after a while, they gradually realized something was wrong...

Why is the protagonist shou's darkness level already so high as soon as we transmigrate in?!!!

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[World One: A debauched noble Alpha x a forced Omega general]

System: "You are the most beloved youngest son of the Imperial royal family, arrogant and domineering by nature. At a banquet, you forcibly marked the Empire's general, then quickly lost interest in him. In the end, having lost his career and deprived of pheromone comfort, the general became a gloomy, irritable madman and chose to die with you."

The noble glanced at the person lying beside him, covered in mottled marks and trembling, brows tightly furrowed. "So where are we now?"

System: "It's the day you force the general into a permanent mark."

The noble: "..."

Seeing that the general was about to wake up, the noble hurriedly held him and, with tears in his eyes, spoke in a soft, plaintive voice. "General, I was wrong. Can you forgive me?"

The general, who had died a miserable death in his previous life, had only just been reborn, and was ready to kill the noble: "?"

Had his madness returned? Why did this guy seem a little stupid?

Guide to Self-Preservation One: Men who can cry have the best luck ^^

[World Two: A ruthless prince with unusual tastes x a Miaojiang saint whose love is unrequited]

System: "You went to reclaim the southern frontier for the sake of your first love. Despite your unusual tastes, you deceived the Miaojiang saint into giving you his body and his heart, then tormented him in every way. The saint still believed you loved him. But after you led an army to wipe out his people, he placed a poisonous Gu on you, causing you to bleed from all seven orifices and die."

The prince, who shared the original's "unusual tastes": "...Let me clarify: we just have a unique kink. We're not scumbags."

He looked at the saint at his feet, clothes half undone, trembling as he begged the prince to spare his family. Lifting the man's chin with his fan, he studied his face carefully, then smiled. "You're very beautiful."

"The floor is cold. Get up, and then I'll answer your question."

The Miaojiang saint, who had awakened his memories, looked up in astonishment. For a moment, he didn't know whether he should activate the Gu poison in the prince's body.

His instincts told him that something was different.

Guide to Self-Preservation Two: When it comes to being the master, I'm more professional than the original.

[World Three: A false young master who stole another's place x the true young master, a male ghost killed by the original]

System: "This situation is a little unusual."

The false young master: "Unusual how?"

System: "You've already killed the protagonist shou, and today is the seventh day after his death. According to the original plot, he'll come looking for you tonight."

The false young master said calmly, "No problem. I have narcolepsy. I can't wake up at all."

That night.

The true young master appeared slowly in the room, pale-faced and soaked through. Burning with overwhelming hatred, he grabbed the false young master by the throat

The next second, the false young master caught his hand in his sleep and pulled hard. The true young master ended up in his arms.

The true young master, who had been baring his teeth, froze on the spot.

Guide to Self-Preservation Three: Darling, want to sleep?

[World Four: A Celestial prince who burns bridges after crossing them x a little phoenix with broken wings]

[World Five: A ruthless infinite-flow powerhouse x an innocent NPC who was tricked]

Although the System was a bit of a trap, the "scum gongs" still completed their missions reliably and to standard.

The eyes once filled with hatred and resentment gradually filled with love. The protagonist shous developed an unhealthy dependence on the scum gongs who should originally have died horrible deaths. After everything was over, the System heard the Hosts' unanimous thoughts.

They said, "Thank you. I love you."

Theme: Love is the world's best medicine.