The Little Magical Prodigy Is Three and a Half

[Blurb] The main story is complete; bonus chapters are updating~ Berry, a little witch from a magical world, accidentally transmigrates to the modern world and becomes an eighteen-year-old rebellious high school boy’s tagalong he can’t shake. One day, the little witch came tumbling down from the sky on her broom, lost her balance, and landed with a splat right in Feng Ci’s arms. The already feverish boy groaned, blacked out, and nearly died on the spot. The next morning, Feng Ci woke up to find himself staring at a three-year-old girl who had appeared in his home. “Who are you?” Berry’s eyes filled with tears. Without a word, she leapt up and punched him. Feng Ci: ? At an age when even taking a poop earns praise, Berry loved brewing all kinds of magic potions, and Feng Ci inevitably became the unlucky test subject. One moment he’d shrink to the size of a booger and narrowly escape a dog’s paw; The next he’d grow into a three-meter giant and terrify some passerby out of their wits. One day, a girl confessed to Feng Ci and waited shyly for his answer. Feng Ci stood there wooden-faced, without saying a word. The girl burst into tears and left. Afterward, people scolded him for being arrogant and rude, but Feng Ci said nothing. Everyone thought Feng Ci’s temper had improved. When the chatter of his underlings got on his nerves, the cold, gloomy boy growled impatiently: “Shut up!” The whole world fell silent. His underlings stared in horror. “Brother Feng, why does your voice sound like a woman’s?!” Feng Ci: “…” I want to die. When the Feng family heard there was a little one at home, Feng Ci’s parents rushed back from abroad. The moment they saw Berry, they hugged her, laughing and crying. “Heaven has finally answered our prayers. Our precious daughter is back.” From then on, Berry had a complete, happy family. After the little girl started kindergarten, the Feng family received complaints from her teachers every few days. “Berry’s dad, Berry pulled up all the flowers and plants at school again!” “Berry’s mom, Berry gave her classmates another strange drink!” “Berry’s brother, please stop doing the other kids’ homework for them!” “…And please don’t let Berry fly around on her broom!” Note: This story is mainly about raising a child. The romance only starts when the heroine grows up. Please add my next novel, The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Research Prodigy, to your reading list~ Blurb: The much-maligned young actor Yan Xingli was mocked by groups of haters for his poor skills, who told him to get out of show business. Yan Xingli was happy to oblige and prepared to leave. He had just sent off his contract termination papers when a little kid appeared at his home. The kid made an incredible entrance, bursting through the window in a spaceship and nearly scaring him to death. Unable to walk steadily, the child clung to his leg and yelled, “Great-grandfather, Yuyu is here to protect you!” Yan Xingli: “…Huh?” Qi Youyu had traveled through time and space in a spaceship to be with her great-grandfather. She was a little scientist, skilled at all kinds of “inventions.” When Yan Xingli’s college entrance exam score of thirty in English was exposed, the internet mocked him as a talentless pretty face. Qi Youyu promptly invented a language translator wristband. With the wristband on, Yan Xingli spoke English in a flawless London accent, trading fiery insults with overseas fans who hated him and leaving countless netizens dumbfounded. When the reality show My Kid and Me began airing, the haters rubbed their hands together, ready to watch. But as the show went on, its whole vibe began to change. “Wait, what kind of toy car is that? Why is it transforming? Holy crap… it’s flying!” “Hold on, that deep cut just disappeared? What kind of miracle drug is this? The manufacturer needs to come forward!” “Memory bread? You’ve got to be kidding. If it really works, I’ll eat my keyboard upside down!” A week later: “Waaah, I finished eating the keyboard. Could I please get a link to buy the bread? Please QAQ” The struggling student Yan Xingli and little genius Qi Youyu had no idea their small inventions were causing a sensation beyond their home. That was until Yan Xingli’s birthday, when the three-year-old in the livestream pulled out a box of all-purpose capsules. Boom! Boom! Boom! Three thunderous blasts in a row, and a luxury car, a spaceship, and a little house appeared out of nowhere on the flat lawn. One stone sent a thousand ripples across the water. The whole internet erupted, the national team stepped in decisively, and the show was forced to stop. Inside the secret base, the little one’s wails shook the heavens. “Nooo, nooo, Yuyu wants cake!” “And fried chicken and Coke!” The young soldiers assigned to protect her: “…” Help, no one said we’d have to babysit when we came here. Weren’t we supposed to be protecting a national treasure of a scientist? Theme: Adults need fairy tales. Add a little sugar to life.