The Silly Little Heiress

Wan Wansui isn't sweet and cuddly, nor is she a lucky charm. She's three and a half, and has had a naturally cool face since birth. At kindergarten, everyone except her is the star of a story about a three-and-a-half-year-old darling child. Every day, she watches coldly with her childish, naturally cool face as those spoiled little brats and their doting parents trade face-slapping blows. What makes Wan Wansui different? She has parents, siblings, a grandma, and a grandpa who are all complete goofballs. On Halloween, Wan Wansui's goofy mom dressed her up to look absolutely terrifying. Sitting ominously in the classroom, she scared the ginseng doll behind her, the heiress to a billionaire family on her left, the child prodigy on her right, and the villain in his toddler years in front of her into wailing. The teacher asked everyone to bring a plant to observe in class. Wan Wansui's goofy dad brought her a huge bunch of green onions. With a blank expression, Wan Wansui sat among the adorable kids, each of whom had a pot of outrageously expensive flowers, holding her green onions. Their fierce fragrance stole the show. At the family talent show, Wan Wansui's "artistic" older brother and sister accompanied her poetry recital: one played the suona, and the other danced with heartfelt passion. Their recital of "Ah, What a Bunch of Goofballs," complete with music and dancing, became a sensation throughout the kindergarten. Wan Wansui has a strict routine. Every night at six, she writes in her diary with a solemn little face: Another day when the whole world was full of goofballs, and I was the only one growing up seriously... Reader's guide: The adorable kids and their parents aren't actually tearing each other apart. Apart from a very small number of bad eggs, everyone is lovely. Content warning: A casual, light novel with a slow pace, childish prose, and questionable logic. Theme: Keep your childlike spirit alive, and keep learning as long as you live