The Movie Emperor's Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Niece

[The following is a period of typo-fixing and revisions. Any updates will be in the bonus chapters.] Yu Jingjing is a baby female orca who is about to take human form. According to the rules, she has to go through some trials in a book world before she can legally transform. And so, she becomes the three-year-old niece of Jiang Haoyuan, a top-tier star whose reputation in the entertainment industry is both loved and hated. She is about to join a variety show for kids with her uncle. Yu's mother: "Jingjing, your uncle has social anxiety. When his face goes dark and grumpy, that means he's having an episode. You need to protect him." Yu Jingjing: "Got it, Mom. I'll protect Uncle." Orcas love protecting adorable land-walkers more than anything. When uncle and niece meet, Yu Jingjing, outwardly a well-behaved human toddler, but in reality a curious little orca: "Uncle!" Jiang Haoyuan, outwardly cool as hell, but in reality so nervous from social anxiety he's about to die: "Help..." "Traveling with Dad" is a wildly popular variety show for kids. The specially invited guests for the new season are Jiang Haoyuan and his little niece, Yu Jingjing. Netizens: "How many times have they caught Jiang Haoyuan walking off with a black face? Everyone knows he's rude and bad-tempered. Is he coming on a kids' show to play a demon?" On the first day of filming, the production crew confiscates all the toys, and the children burst into tears. Yu Jingjing's mouth turns down, and she's about to wail. Jiang Haoyuan says nervously and very quietly: "I, I, I hid a little orca in my hat for you." Yu Jingjing: "Mwah, Uncle!" Netizens: "I'm dying. That's the first time I've seen the cocky Jiang Haoyuan look flustered, hahaha." Other guests: "Xiao Jiang, how did you get the kid to stop crying? Teach me!" Socially anxious Jiang Haoyuan: "She isn't crying." Yu Jingjing, at the top of her lungs: "Because my uncle hid a little orca for me! In his hat!" Staff: "All right, we'll confiscate it." Jiang Haoyuan: "..." Yu Jingjing: "Waaah!" Netizens: "Hahaha, Yu Jingjing is so cute, and Jiang Haoyuan looks so helpless, hahaha." When they ask villagers for ingredients, In the other families, the kids are too shy to go up, so they send their dads instead. Yu Jingjing pats her uncle's long leg. "Uncle, wait here and be good, okay?" After her uncle nods, she turns and dashes off. "Grandpa Wang, Grandma Liu, Uncle Li... Jingjing's here to get some vegetables!" Socially anxious Jiang Haoyuan: "!" Netizens: "Hahaha, Jiang Haoyuan and Yu Jingjing are going to kill me laughing one of these days." Before the kids' show has even aired two episodes, netizens' opinions turn completely around. Trending topics keep popping up, including #YuJingjingTheUltimateDreamDaughter and #JiangHaoyuanTheNation'sUncle. Later, during a performance, Jiang Haoyuan's face is painted pitch-black. The moment he steps onstage, Yu Jingjing bursts into tears. Yu Jingjing: "Uncle, don't die!" Everyone: "?" Yu Jingjing: "Uncle has social anxiety. Mom said when his face goes dark, he's having an episode. My uncle's going to die! Waaah!" Jiang Haoyuan: "..." Other guests: "!" Netizens: "!!!" The trending topics explode: #JiangHaoyuanSocialAnxiety and #JiangHaoyuanWalksOffWithABlackFaceBecauseHesNervous Top comment: "Mystery solved. I wondered why Jingjing was always the one leading her uncle out on the show." Fans: "With so many 'walks off with a black face' scandals, why didn't his team clear things up? My poor guy." Manager: "Because your guy said that if he explained, he wouldn't be cool anymore." Netizens: "Even if you drag Jiang Haoyuan through the mud, he won't say a word about having social anxiety. Because a guy's gotta be cool. (doge)" Before the kids' show, Jiang Haoyuan in netizens' eyes: rude, bad-tempered, and only good-looking. After the kids' show, Jiang Haoyuan in netizens' eyes: a socially anxious top-tier star, a chuunibyou teenager, and a man sworn to protect the world's best niece! Jiang Haoyuan: "..." Yu Jingjing: "Hehe." The story won't cover the kid growing up. Early on, the couple is Yu Jingjing's mom and dad; her uncle's romance appears later. I don't follow celebrities, and there are no real-life inspirations. Please don't mention other people or their works in the comments. The blurb has been screenshotted. ----Upcoming: "The Dangerous Dating Sim Male Lead Found Me After I Was Abandoned"---- Chen Fei is the original heroine in a novel about a transmigrated supporting female character making a comeback. She's beautiful and "pure" (foolish), the classic fragile little white flower, adored and doted on by everyone: her sister-con obsessed CEO brother, her gloomy movie-star fiance, her seemingly gentle but secretly calculating genius childhood friend, and many more. Of course, it all goes up in smoke when the transmigrated supporting female character arrives. The day Chen Fei awakens to the truth, she's already been working as a server at an upscale Western restaurant for two months. She thinks her life is pretty good now. Sure, she's lost the heroine's halo, but at least she's no longer a little white flower. After her late shift, Chen Fei is alone at the bus stop. A light rain blows in and dampens her clothes. An umbrella opens over her head. Chen Fei turns around and meets a pair of intensely predatory eyes. It's an interactive advertisement for a dating sim company, set up at the bus stop. The umbrella above her opens automatically after she triggers it, and the eyes she meets belong to the dating sim's male lead on the screen. From what she learned when she awakened, Chen Fei knows this dating sim male lead will eventually be cut from the game and won't appear when it launches, because the transmigrated supporting female character likes him so much that the other male leads get jealous. They're both "characters" who are going to be "erased." And she'd borrowed his umbrella to avoid the rain, so Chen Fei has a doll made that looks just like the dating sim male lead and keeps it at home. "This way, you won't be erased completely." Chen Fei pats the doll's head. The rest of the story goes just as Chen Fei knows it will: the dating sim male lead gets cut, while the other male leads have a dramatic love rivalry over the transmigrated supporting female character. As for her, the "heroine," she's happy to quietly live as a "monkey" in some corner of the city. It's another late shift, and there's a light rain in the sky. Several male leads are blocking the entrance to the Western restaurant, asking the transmigrated supporting female character which one she's going home with. She looks up, surprised to see Chen Fei just getting off work. "Chen Fei?" Chen Fei gives a slight nod and silently walks past her former acquaintances. As she passes them, her hair lifts gently in the breeze, and the elegant uniform of an upscale Western restaurant server outlines her waist. She's beautiful and independent. Chen Fei doesn't know how devastatingly attractive a little white flower can be when she's gained her own strength, her eyes cool and listless. Thump, thump. Several male leads' hearts race. "Move." A low, cool male voice. A tall, handsome man strides past everyone and opens an umbrella over Chen Fei. Chen Fei turns around and meets a familiar pair of intensely predatory eyes. The dating sim male lead who was cut? The man gives everyone a warning look, then walks away with Chen Fei in his arms. What Chen Fei hasn't awakened to is that the dangerous dating sim male lead's arrival marks the true beginning of her story as the object of everyone's affection. She simply pulls out her phone, delighted. "You're a new Pinduoduo user, right?" Walking human disaster You Chi: "?" ----Now serializing: "[The Sixties] I Became a National Doctor After the Big Shot Tricked Me into Marriage"---- On a stormy night in 1962, the dim-witted Shen Yao suddenly regains her intelligence and awakens to the fact that her scumbag father and stepmother's family will cruelly kill her. At this point, her scumbag father and stepbrother have just taken her to steal the grave goods from the mother of Gu Mingyao, a young cadre at the machinery factory. Their plan is to have Shen Yao take the items from the grave, pretend to be Gu Mingyao's childhood fiancee, and trick him into marriage. But they run straight into Gu Mingyao. Shen Yao watches as the big shot picks up the item they just dug out of the grave. "This belonged to my mother." Her stepbrother trembles with fear and points at Shen Yao. "It was her!" Shen Yao improvises: "Your mother left it when she arranged our childhood engagement. But my mom said you might not even know about it, and told me to decide for myself when I grew up. I decided to quietly return it to your mother's grave tonight." The big shot: "I know about our childhood engagement. I came to Bianhe Town to find you and marry you." Boom! Shen Yao seems to see the future where she dies miserably blown to smithereens. And the future really does turn out differently. Her scumbag father and stepmother's family end up maimed or in prison... Shen Yao takes up the legacy of her maternal grandfather and birth mother, starting as an assistant at a local clinic and gradually becoming the respected Professor Shen and expert Shen. The only two things that don't change are that Gu Mingyao remains a big shot all the way, and that he "successfully tricks her into marriage." · When he was young, Gu Mingyao would visit his mother, who had been assigned to work in Bianhe Town during school holidays. That's where he met Shen Yao, who was three years younger than him. He thought Shen Yao was interesting. As he grew up, that interest turned into love. So when he chose a unit for his training after partly leaving military service, Gu Mingyao chose the Red Star Machinery Factory, which was about to relocate to Bianhe Town. On a stormy night, Gu Mingyao meets the grown-up Shen Yao at a gravesite in a bamboo grove. "Someone, hold his head straight. Pinch his nose shut, and when I say blow, breathe into his mouth..." Nineteen-year-old Shen Yao is performing chest compressions on a person who has collapsed after being electrocuted, while clearly instructing the others on how to help. Her bright eyes in her fair face make Gu Mingyao's heart skip a beat. After they work together to save the person, Gu Mingyao finds something that belonged to his mother on the ground. When he asks about it, he hears Shen Yao say: "Your mother left it when she arranged our childhood engagement. But my mom said you might not even know about it, and told me to decide for myself when I grew up. I decided to quietly return it to your mother's grave tonight." Gu Mingyao improvises: "I know about our childhood engagement. I came to Bianhe Town to find you and marry you." Gu Mingyao makes a fake engagement agreement that very night. His mother is buried in their hometown. The grave in Bianhe Town is just a useless mound where the factory buried things of his mother's that it had discarded. · Bonus scene · Their mischievous daughter digs out the engagement agreement. While tidying up, Shen Yao opens it and takes a look. "Gu Mingyao!" That night, Commander Gu, who has hurried home laden with gifts after his inspection rounds, is met by Professor Shen tossing a washboard at him with a clatter. Theme: Love your children, love yourself, and love life. Grow together through the little things in everyday life.