The Villainess Turns Evil at Three and a Half

(The physical book will be available for preorder on November 27. Weibo: Dear-Jincheng) [Blurb and title written on 2019.10.31] Ye Ya was a flower-and-grass clan cub who had just turned one hundred. To save her family from annihilation, Ye Ya transmigrated into a book. The original character was a venomous villainess, and the System assigned Ye Ya to take her place and complete her mission. She had to be thoroughly wicked and ruthless. She had to suppress the protagonist and seize her resources, then deal the original male lead a fatal blow at the moment he was at his most miserable. Ye Ya nodded obediently. She understood the instructions. She just had one question: "Uncle, what does 'thoroughly wicked' mean?" "..." Looking at the three-and-a-half-year-old villainess on the path to darkness, the System was utterly despondent. ** Ye Ya dutifully tried to play a villainess on the path to darkness, as the mission required, but every time she did, things turned out completely opposite to what the System expected. As the mission progress kept going backward, the System finally broke down. "Sweetie, what species are you, anyway? I had your mother as a Host. She was a man-eating flower, and she was absolutely vicious!" What happened to those amazing genes she was supposed to inherit? Ye Ya, playing in the mud, replied in her childish voice, "My dad is a four-leaf clover, so I'm a four-leaf clover too~" The System: "..." Those genes really are amazing! Warnings: 1. Little romance, mostly healing family bonds. 2. The male lead is nine years older than the female lead. 3. The female lead really is three and a half years old until the story ends. She only grows up in the extra chapters. 4. The leads are childhood friends and won't get together until they're adults. 5. There really is very little romance. ** New novel "I Use a Meltdown to Settle the Score in Torture Romance Novels" "I Use a Meltdown to Settle the Score in Torture Romance Novels" Jiang Lisheng awakened and became bound to a System. The System called itself the Couch Potato System. It patiently explained that she was the pitiful, powerless heroine of an old-school torture romance, and that she absolutely had to take hits without fighting back, accept insults without talking back, and lie down whenever trouble arose. Those were the couch potato principles! She must remember not to act like the previous Hosts and start face-slapping just for the sake of it, or the plot would grind to a halt. "..." Jiang Lisheng thought for a moment. "You mean you want me to be a doormat?" The System: "No, I mean we should try to be couch potatoes." Got it. So she should be a doormat after all. ** That very day, her biological parents, who had only recently brought her home, pointed at her and yelled, "If we'd known you'd turn out so useless, we might as well have adopted the pig at the entrance to your village as our daughter!" Not long after, Jiang Lisheng went out under cover of darkness, brought the pig back, and left it outside her parents' bedroom. She also announced that she was giving the pig her name. The System and her parents: ??? ** After that, everyone in the Jiang family thought the daughter they'd just found was crazy. Her fiancé, who had always disliked her, sneered, "If you're so capable, why don't you get engaged to my uncle? Why bother with me?" Before he had even finished speaking, Jiang Lisheng used his phone to call his third uncle. "Hello. Would you like to get married?" There was a brief silence on the other end. "Who is this?" "Your nephew's fiancée," she said. "Your nephew told me to marry you." Her fiancé: "..." Her fiancé's third uncle: "..." The System spoke timidly: [Host, do you remember you're supposed to be a doormat... I mean, a couch potato?] Jiang Lisheng's response: She was yielding, obedient, and sensible, just as they had told her to be. How did that not make her a doormat... I mean, a couch potato? Theme: Promoting infant and toddler health