The Little Scientist Is Three and a Half

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The notorious young actor Yan Xingli was mocked by groups of haters for his terrible acting skills, who told him to get out of show business.

Yan Xingli obediently prepared to leave.

He had just finished reading his contract termination agreement when a little kid appeared at his house.

The kid made a spectacular entrance, smashing through the window in a spaceship and nearly scaring him to death.

The three-year-old had bright eyes and wrapped both arms around Yan Xingli's leg, shouting, "Great-Grandpa, Yu Yu is here to protect you!"

Yan Xingli: "...Huh?"

Little Qi Youyu, who had traveled through time and space to be with his great-grandpa, was a tiny scientist, skilled in all kinds of "little inventions."

When Yan Xingli's score of 30 on the college entrance exam's English section was dug up, people mocked him as a talentless pretty face. Qi Youyu promptly invented a language-translating wristband.

With it on, Yan Xingli spoke English in a perfect London accent and got into an intense argument with the overseas-student haters, leaving countless netizens stunned.

The reality show My Kid at Home began airing. The haters rubbed their hands in anticipation, but as they watched, the show took an increasingly bizarre turn.

"Wait, what kind of toy car is that? Why is it transforming? Holy crap... It's flying!!"

"Hold on, that deep knife wound just vanished? What kind of miracle drug is this? The manufacturer better come claim it!"

"Memory bread? Who are you trying to fool? If it really works, I'll eat my keyboard upside down!"

One week later: "Sob, sob, I finished eating the keyboard. Can I please have a link to the bread? Please QAQ"

The underachiever Yan Xingli and the little genius Qi Youyu had no idea their small inventions were causing a sensation outside.

That is, until Yan Xingli's birthday, when the three-year-old pulled out a box of all-purpose capsules on the livestream.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Three deafening bangs, and a luxury car, a spaceship, and a little house appeared out of nowhere on the flat grass.

A single stone stirred up a thousand waves. The whole internet erupted, the national authorities stepped in decisively, and the show was forced to stop.

Inside the secret base, the human child's cries shook the heavens.

"Yu Yu doesn't want to go to class! Yu Yu wants cake!"

"And fried chicken and cola!"

The soldiers assigned to protect him: "..."

Help! No one said we'd have to babysit when we signed up.

Weren't we here to protect a nationally treasured scientist?

Coming soon: the childcare novel The Miaojiang Toddler Is Three and a Half. Blurb below:

Shortly before graduating from college, Song Duoyi suddenly found herself with a three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Song Baobei.

The little girl wore a gorgeous Miao outfit, bedecked in gold and silver. She hugged Song Duoyi as soon as she appeared, called her Mom, and claimed to have come from the future.

Song Duoyi: "..." Oh no, staying up too late has given me hallucinations.

After confirming she wasn't hallucinating: If she didn't take the kid to the police station within the next second, she'd lose.

She took her there, but the results of the paternity test hit Song Duoyi like a bolt of lightning.

Song Duoyi spent several days in a daze with the test report in hand. Then she checked her bank balance and resolutely took the child to identify her father.

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"Hello, I'm your kid. My name is Song Baobei."

Lu Xichuan: ...

Song Baobei tugged at the completely frozen Song Duoyi and said happily, "This is my mom, your darling wife!"

Lu Xichuan fell silent. Had pickup lines really evolved to this point?

Song Duoyi never expected the child's father to be the top student and campus heartthrob from A University next door.

Even less did she expect that this so-called campus heartthrob was secretly a great shaman from Miaojiang!

Song Duoyi couldn't picture Lu Xichuan performing a spirit-summoning dance...

Just as she couldn't understand why Song Baobei could pull a giant spider out of nowhere anytime, anywhere.

Theme: The strongest toddler on Earth!