Tragic Romance Plot, Goofy Couple

My new work is out: The Villainous Fake Young Master, but a Pretty Airhead. Coming soon: I Read His Mind and Discovered My Boyfriend Isn't Human. Only when he grew up did Xu Wei learn that his life followed the standard novel template. Judging by the template, his future had two possible paths: a happily-ever-after with someone who spoiled him rotten, or a happily-ever-after with someone who tortured him mercilessly. When he ran into Murong Yue, Xu Wei felt a flutter in his heart. The person before him... Xu Wei: “Is anything bothering you physically?” Murong Yue: “I'm in good health and have no bad habits.” Xu Wei: “?” Murong Yue: “190.” Xu Wei: “? Is there something wrong with your brain?” Murong Yue: “140.” Xu Wei: “I'm leaving, then.” Murong Yue: “Want me to read our compatibility? This is kind of interesting.” Xu Wei: “.” What an idiot. Later, the idiot became his boyfriend. Looks like this damn life really isn't going to get any better. Xu Wei had no choice but to make do. Dealing with “his boyfriend's mother”: “Is that all your son is worth?” Dealing with “his boyfriend's admirer”: “Don't just make threats. Try offering some money instead.” · Murong Yue had always been convinced he was a lucky person. He had a perfect family, perfect friends, and eventually, a perfect wife. Although his mother lacked confidence. “That poor boyfriend of yours is only with you for your money.” He reminded her, “Don't my handsome looks and all my talent count for anything?” Although his friend didn't understand love. “Xu Wei is so ordinary. I don't get why you like him. I don't like him at all.” But Murong Yue was relieved. “Good thing you don't like him. If you did, we'd have to be rivals in love.” Although his wife was always taking him to the hospital. “Doctor, are you sure he's really not sick?” “Would it help if I paid extra?” She was worrying about him again. Murong Yue spoke fondly. “Baby, I have a condition. It's called being crazy about you...” Xu Wei turned and ran a hundred meters in ten seconds. · Coming next: The Villainous Fake Young Master, but a Pretty Airhead. Sheng Xuezhao was born bad. From the moment he could remember, he'd been plotting to get his parents to transfer all their property to him. To become the Sheng family's sole heir, he even repeatedly tried to harm his older brother, who was six years his senior. Even after failing, he never gave up. Every year, when he prayed to his ancestors and the gods, he wished to inherit all of the Sheng family's property. No matter how strictly the Sheng family disciplined him, he always found a chance to bully others. He envied the top student for being so capable and the failing student for their artistic talent, and used every means at his disposal to humiliate them. Later, it came out that he wasn't a Sheng. The people he'd bullied were the real young master. Even the parents who had always doted on him turned against him and tried to kick him out of the house. How could Sheng Xuezhao possibly accept such a fall from grace? So he turned around, drugged his older brother, climbed into his bed, and threatened to make him marry him. On the day the real young master came home, Sheng Xuezhao walked downstairs with his arm linked through his older brother's, his face full of smug satisfaction. His furious father rushed over and raised his hand. Sheng Xuezhao lifted his chin defiantly. But the slap landed on his older brother, knocking Sheng Xing's glasses off. “You animal!” Sheng Xuezhao: “Huh???” · The Sheng family had discovered long ago that Sheng Xuezhao wasn't their biological son. Sheng Xing knew too. On the eve of his biological younger brother's return, Sheng Xuezhao, who had never shown him the slightest kindness, knocked on his door with a glass of milk and gently urged him to drink it. Sheng Xing looked at Sheng Xuezhao, whose every wicked thought was written all over his face, and picked up the glass. The next day. With his voice hoarse, Sheng Xuezhao grabbed him by the hair and threatened him viciously: if he didn't marry him, he'd send out the video from last night. To stop Sheng Xuezhao from leaking the video, Sheng Xing had no choice but to agree to marry him. Theme: Life rarely goes perfectly, but your attitude toward it can change how it ends.