I Catfished the Villain Online in Women's Clothes, Then Failed to Escape

In his first month after transmigrating into a book, Chu Xi has lost his third job because of the female lead and is so hungry he's seeing stars. In a fit of anger, he bombards the female lead's backer, the most unpredictable villain in the book, with messages. He boldly plans to steal the villain away and make a little money on the side.

The book describes Jiang Mo as autocratic, controlling, ruthless, and responsible for every kind of evil. Chu Xi has no qualms about lying to him.

First, he tells Jiang Mo that "she" is his future wife. Then he says that he loves "her" more than anything, that he's madly in love and can't live without "her." Before long, Chu Xi has Jiang Mo wrapped around his little finger and is living high on the hog.

Several months later, Chu Xi, whose lips have been kissed swollen, suddenly discovers that the bastard Jiang Mo is two-timing him!

Good thing he never actually fell in love with Jiang Mo.

Chu Xi quickly grabs a huge payout, packs his things, and makes a run for it.

Before leaving, he deliberately lifts his skirt and records a video to disgust Jiang Mo, determined to infuriate him.

Chu Xi: Got a good look, dumbass? I'm a man.

Chu Xi: How'd you like kissing a man? Was it good, honey?

Chu Xi: When you kiss your wife from now on, will you think, "She's so pretty," or wonder whether she's a man or a woman?

Chu Xi: Teehee.

After getting it all off his chest, Chu Xi blocks Jiang Mo and boards his flight, feeling refreshed.

Three months into his carefree life with a fortune in the bank, the man he thought he'd never see again shows up at his house...

Wait! In his house!!!

Chu Xi turns and bolts, but the door just a few steps away is gently shut behind him.

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On the 1,376th day of wanting to die, Jiang Mo receives a friend request from a stranger.

She says she's his future wife, that they love each other dearly, and that they've even had a daughter.

Jiang Mo is very skeptical.

He tries to find proof that he could never become someone's lovesick lapdog. By the time he comes to his senses, he's already done everything he should and shouldn't have, with his wife's palm print on his face.

But just as he nervously starts planning a proposal, his wife sends him a video of her running away.

Jiang Mo watches it over and over, frowning, before he finally hears what she says: that she's a man.

He really is beautiful.

Message: Work hard to change the future.