The Tentacle Monster Insists I'm Its Wife

Beautiful and Gentle, Genius Healer Yu Shuang & Sensitive and Neurotic Octopus/ Ji Xiao [Octopus's Perspective] My name is Octopus. The person by my side is Yu Shuang, my wife. We got into an accident during a romantic trip, and I was badly injured saving him. We escaped death, but he changed his heart. New people kept appearing by his side. He spoke gently to them, but treated me with contempt. But it doesn't matter. I love him. I'll drive those people away and raise him back into the kind of person who can't live without me. What? Yu Shuang says he's not my wife? Heh. I'll decide that for myself. [Yu Shuang's Perspective] Yes, I did take in a strange spirit entity. It has amnesia. But that's not important. What it needs most right now is a brain. What kind of octopus has eight legs arranged in two rows of four? [Ji Xiao's Perspective] The healing division hired a genius. Everyone thinks he's so charming. I think he's a phony. His spirit entity is a neurotic tentacle monster. It often swings its tentacles around and hits people. Get too close and you'll get smacked. Stay near it for too long and you'll get smacked, too. If the victims complain, it pulls off the offending tentacle on the spot, then trembles and sobs in a shameless show of contrition. Like creature, like master. He probably isn't much... What? You're telling me that the spirit entity causing trouble all over the academy and making a scene every day is mine??? Reader's Guide 1. Setting: People with powers have supernatural abilities and spirit entities. 2. Yu Shuang, the bottom, is a healing-type lop-eared rabbit; Ji Xiao, the top, is a water-and-wood dual-cultivation sea monster. 3. Both sides have very strong feelings for each other. 4. To be determined. · Coming soon: The Tragic Romance Plot, but Make It a Comedy Only after growing up did Jiang Wei learn that his life followed a standard novel template. Based on the template, he had two possible futures: a happy ending with someone who doted on him to death, or a happy ending with someone who tortured him to death. When he ran into Murong Yue, Jiang Wei felt a stir in his heart. The person before him... Jiang Wei: Is anything bothering you physically? Murong Yue: I'm in good health and have no bad habits. Jiang Wei: ? Murong Yue: 190. Jiang Wei: ? Is something wrong with your brain? Murong Yue: 140. Jiang Wei: Then I'm leaving. Murong Yue: Shall we see what fate has in store for us? This is interesting. Jiang Wei: . What an idiot. It seemed this goddamn life wasn't going to get any better. Jiang Wei could only make do. Dealing with "his boyfriend's mom": Is your son really worth this little? Dealing with "his boyfriend's admirer": Don't just make threats. Why not try offering me some money? · Murong Yue has always believed himself lucky. He has a perfect family, perfect friends, and later, a perfect wife. Though his mother lacks confidence. "That penniless boyfriend of yours is only with you for your money." He reminds her, "Are my handsome looks and abundant talent really worth nothing?" Though his friend doesn't understand love. "Jiang Wei's so ordinary. I don't get why you like him. I don't like him." But Murong Yue is relieved. "Good thing you don't like him. If you did, we'd have to become love rivals." Though his wife keeps taking him to the hospital. "Doctor, are you sure he isn't sick?" "Can't I pay extra?" She's worrying about him again. Murong Yue speaks tenderly. "Darling, I have a condition. I love you so..." Jiang Wei turns around and runs a hundred meters in ten seconds. Theme: What you see isn't necessarily the truth. Don't make snap judgments.