Your Husband Is Beyond Saving

Pre-release novel in a similar style: The Husband I Married by Contract Has Dissociative Identity Disorder [Lighthearted Daily Life] Complete! The change began a week ago. Chu Xing had suddenly grown cold toward him. Whenever Yun Ciyi called, Chu Xing would always say, "I'm busy in a meeting. I'll talk to you later." He replied to messages with only a few words, and was impatient in every way. When Yun Ciyi returned to the country, it was the first time Chu Xing hadn't come to pick him up. He had even turned off his phone. Maybe love always changes with time, Yun Ciyi thought. · So, the next morning, when Chu Xing, who had sworn to treat him well for the rest of his life, threw his apron on the floor and said, "I've had enough of living like this," Yun Ciyi calmly set down his spoon, dabbed his lips, and waited for Chu Xing to ask for a divorce. Instead, he heard: Chu Xing raged, "I'm the mighty Dragon King! Why should I have to make you breakfast every day? I'm done!" Yun Ciyi: "?" Chu Xing lifted his chin. "Not only will I stop making breakfast, I'll make you pay for enslaving me all this time!" Yun Ciyi: "??" Chu Xing sneered. "I'll punish you by refusing to share your bed for a whole month." Yun Ciyi: "???" Yun Ciyi: "Are you sure?" Chu Xing nodded his noble head. · Chu Xing's personality took a sudden turn, and he started raising hell. After putting up with him for several days, Yun Ciyi confided in a friend in private: "If he keeps this up, I'm seriously going to think there's something wrong with his brain." Friend: "? Did it never occur to you that there really is something wrong with his brain?" · Later, Yun Ciyi finally realized that it wasn't their love that had gone bad. It was his husband. · And his husband, clutching the medical report, looked at him in anguish. "Yun Ciyi! Do you know that bribing a doctor is illegal?" Yun Ciyi: "..." · Couple: Bad-tempered, adored by the whole internet, refined young master bottom Not the sharpest, upright and capable, goofy domineering CEO top tips: 1. A goofy daily-life story, truly everyday life. 2. There are hardly any normal people in the whole story. 3. A medium-short novel, around 150,000 to 200,000 characters in total. 4. Set in an alternate world where same-sex marriage is legal. · Here's another pre-release novel in the same style: The Husband I Married by Contract Has Dissociative Identity Disorder Qin Shuluo never imagined that in the third month of their marriage, his husband, whom he had married by contract, would hurt his head and develop three separate personalities. · One was tragic and woebegone. Standing on the balcony of his home, he threatened, "I don't want to be your secret lover anymore! Post about our relationship on your social media today! Or I'll jump from here." Qin Shuluo looked coldly at the second-floor balcony, from which the man probably wouldn't even break a leg if he fell. · One was aloof and haughty. Sitting on the table with a glass of wine in hand, he warned, "Give up. No matter how hard you try, I'll never fall for you! Sign this divorce agreement as soon as possible." Qin Shuluo quickly picked up a pen... But the third one stopped him. · The third husband seemed normal. The first thing he said was, "Ignore those two idiots." Qin Shuluo had barely begun to relax when the man continued, "Honey, I was reborn from five years in the future. I know about all the companies that are about to take off, as well as rising stars in science and entertainment... Give me five million to start a business. Once I succeed, I'll give you a billion." Qin Shuluo: "..." Qin Shuluo: "To be honest, I know a thing or two about medicine." Husband Number Three said excitedly, "Honey, you're amazing! What else can you do that I don't know about?" Qin Shuluo: "That's not important." Qin Shuluo: "What I really want to suggest is that you check yourself into a hospital." · ·A friend's novel recommendation· The Little Ginseng Is Super Clingy, by Lin Jianshu Soft, adorable, lovable mukbang-streamer bottom x cold, abstinent big shot with an eating disorder top Already over 200,000 characters, so there's plenty to read! Theme: I was born proud, too. But loving someone means learning to lower your head.