After Failing to Pretend to Be a Foolish Omega

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Yu Yue is an inferior Omega. After finally graduating against all odds, he had the five hundred yuan he'd painstakingly saved stolen down to the last cent.

He munched on a packet of instant noodles and wailed all night. The next day, he awakened.

It turned out he was a sweet, soft-headed supporting character in an ABO novel.

A wealthy, superior Alpha villain fell for him because he was so stupid, showering him with sports cars and villas for no reason and giving him a happy life.

After that, Yu Yue would wake himself up laughing in his sleep, patiently waiting for the villain to give him money.

He waited and waited, but the villain never showed up. When he was reduced to living on the streets, he went looking for the villain himself, gazing up at him with swollen, innocent black eyes and pleading pitifully for a place to stay.

The villain, Xun Cheng, coldly refused.

Yu Yue had no choice but to shamelessly stick by his side and do everything he could to act like an idiot.

In the end, he'd worn out every online acting tutorial, and his performance was good enough to win an award. But the villain still wasn't moved, and his gaze grew increasingly strange whenever he looked at Yu Yue.

Yu Yue had no idea what had gone wrong. Behind the villain's back, he cursed and cursed.

Then he awakened again, and only then did he learn that his first awakening had come from an incomplete, pirated version.

In the original novel, the villain Xun Cheng was ruthless and would stop at nothing to achieve his goals. The thing he hated most was a silly idiot.

So all those days, Yu Yue had been repeatedly throwing a party right on the other man's biggest pet peeve without even realizing it.

Yu Yue: Someone strike me with lightning and blast me away, hahaha :-D.

In his memories, anyone who offended Xun Cheng ended up dumped in the wilderness. Yu Yue figured he deserved to be dumped at least a few dozen times.

He hastily packed his bags, took the money Xun Cheng had given him whenever he was in a good mood, and prepared to sneak away in the middle of the night.

But just as he stepped out the front door, the lights came on. Xun Cheng, tall and slender in his pajamas, leaned against the doorway and asked with an impassive face, "Where are you going?"

Yu Yue, with an "about to be buried alive" label over his head, stammered for ages before managing to squeeze out one pathetic answer: "...For a walk."

A deep, icy gaze settled on Yu Yue's face as the man slowly approached. "You said before that you wanted to be my boyfriend. Do you not want that anymore?"

Happiness had come too suddenly. Yu Yue nodded frantically. "Of course I do!"

A few months later, Yu Yue tried to run away again, secretly taking his stash of money with him.

He really couldn't "handle" having this boyfriend. Time to call it quits!

A sweet-looking Omega who seems like an idiot but is actually a master of verbal takedowns x a possessive, obsessive Alpha who loves acting cold and aloof

[The Omega loves money. No-brain fluff.]

Blurb for the next book, Today I Don't Want to Stumble Upon a Crime Scene Either, Meow:

Xu Yao wakes up as an unborn baby and has to catch a murderer.

The good news: he can turn into a cat to look for clues, and he also gets a partner. The bad news: every time, he ends up passing by some other strange crime scene.

A head floating through the night, a paper doll hidden in a sewer, a memorial portrait that blinks... Every baffling case where the culprit can't be caught has a cat at the scene.

All the clues point to the cat that appeared out of nowhere and then vanished in an eerie fashion, and in the end, the pet is named as the culprit.

To clear his name, Xu Yao wants to make a pact with a big, strong man, but somehow ends up bound to a ten-year-old boy instead. He has no choice but to steel himself and negotiate.

"Lan Ruo, I'm the calico cat in front of you. I need your help."

The calico cat jumps in through the window, sits obediently on the floor, and raises its tiny pink paws.

"Will you help me?"

Lan Ruo, who is bored and playing with a Rubik's Cube, looks at the cat speaking human words with a serious expression. "?"

So cute.

He grabs Xu Yao and hugs him.

"Did you come to keep me company because you saw how bored I was?"

Xu Yao gets tackled. He struggles to make a deal with Lan Ruo: he can pet and kiss him as much as he wants, as long as he meets the corresponding conditions.

After that, the Special Investigation Group is often treated to a strange sight.

A ten-year-old boy submits crucial clues while holding cats of all kinds, helping solve one bizarre case after another.

He even predicts the catastrophic 319 case in advance and successfully prevents it from happening.

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Lan Ruo's bleak world held only himself.

Until one day, a beautiful calico cat trotted into his room on a beam of brilliant sunlight, and into his world.

From then on, everything was filled with vivid color.

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