When a Goofball Top Meets a Catlike Bottom

This novel will begin wrapping up with Chapter 24 on October 8. Thank you all for your support!

Xi Yan had planned to read something sweet before bed to lift his mood, but accidentally came across an unspeakable novel called "Luan Luan."

The protagonist, Luan Yibai, is a soft, delicate little dumpling. As several scumbag love interests close in on him, he doesn't know how to refuse and doesn't dare fight back, until they use him up completely.

He struggles even as he gives in to his own ruin.

After staying up late to read half of it, the devoted romance fan Xi Yan was so furious he nearly had a heart attack. He angrily threw his phone aside.

Damn, damn, damn! What kind of damn story is this?

He swallowed the two pounds of curses that had nearly spilled from his mouth, pulled the covers over his head, and angrily fell asleep.

Who knew that when he woke up, he'd transmigrated into the book and become Luan Yibai?

Looking at the lovely, delicate face reflected in the mirror, Xi Yan held his breath as his heart suddenly fluttered.

He made a grand declaration.

All you weird and twisted scumbag love interests, get out of my way!

I'll protect Luan Yibai's virtue myself!

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One day, Luan Yibai woke up to discover that he'd become a cat, and someone else had taken over his body.

This person didn't seem to have a very good temper.

He watched helplessly as Xi Yan shoved a stinky sock into the mouth of his ill-intentioned roommate, punched him again and again, and made him call Xi Yan "Daddy."

Then Xi Yan turned around and burst into tears, sobbing like a tragic beauty as he complained to the dorm supervisor who had come running at the noise.

"Sir! They're bullying me! Boo-hoo-hoo..."

Luan Yibai: "..."

In the communal bathhouse, where all sorts of unspeakable things could easily happen, Xi Yan drew the shower curtain and seemed to be back in his happy place. As he scrubbed himself, he sang and hollered at the top of his lungs.

Xi Yan: I love taking baths, my skin feels so good!

Everyone else: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Xi Yan: Put on your shower cap and sing and dance!

Everyone else: Oh, oh, oh, oh!

He got everyone carried away, sweeping away the steamy, romantic atmosphere that had been rising with the billowing mist.

Luan Yibai: "..."

He had never known that a person could live so freely and happily.

A goofy, adorable seme who is a walking BGM machine x a gentle, beautiful uke who starts out pitiful and later becomes a little schemer

Theme: Even when surrounded by hardships and dangers, you must still forge your own path.