Can’t This World Have a Little Privacy? (Western Crossover)

The first time Batman encountered Cassius, he had just finished getting his wounds treated at Leslie's clinic and was about to leave. “Hehehe, I knew it was right to live here! I got to see the Bat in person! And a battle-damaged Bat! *lick lick lick*…” Batman: (looking toward the pitch-black window next door to the clinic)… Cassius: ! Oh no, did he see me? This glass is supposed to be one-way! He doesn't have X-ray vision or anything. Don't panic, don't scare yourself… When Batman later asked Leslie about it, she said the neighboring business had just moved in recently. Apparently, they dealt in fortune-telling and divination. Batman silently opened a file and made one for him. The next time Batman ran into Cassius, he was chasing a new Gotham criminal called the Red Hood. Cassius: What? I just stepped out to take the trash out, and I stumbled into a historic moment? Stop fighting, stop fighting! That's your beloved second son, Jason! Batman & Hood: ! Both of them stumbled at the same time. Cassius: No, I have to message what's-his-name and tell him to hide for a while, before his second brother gets all the water out of his brain and they end up fighting each other. Cassius, meeting the Flash: Flashy, sacrifice yourself to the heavens, and your magic will know no bounds! Ah, I hope this Flash lives a long time. Flash & the Justice League: ? Cassius, meeting Clark: Wow! Kryptonian technology is amazing. A pair of glasses can really hide your identity? I didn't read enough books, so don't try to fool me. But honestly, Superman's puppy-dog eyes are impossible to resist, aaaaaah~ Superman & the Justice League: ! Cassius, meeting Diana: Wow! A goddess! My goddess! I'm your puppy! Hurry up and use your little whip on me!!! Wonder Woman & the Justice League: … Cassius accidentally transmigrated into a superhero world… Don't ask how he transmigrated; that's not important. What matters is that even after transmigrating, he was still an ordinary person! Weren't the poor supposed to rely on mutations and the rich on technology? Why didn't he have anything? Well… he'd just have to keep his head down. He reluctantly decided to be an ordinary Gotham resident. Watching the drama unfold was pretty fun, too. Gotham was dangerous, so he'd better not force his way into the heroes' perilous lives. The first step to watching the drama: move in next to Leslie's clinic. They say it's a beginner's safe zone, and a battle-damaged Bat might randomly show up, too! Yay! Then he started meeting more and more superheroes, and the way they looked at him got stranger and stranger. Uh… don't come near me! It's too dangerous around you guys. I'm scared! But this was Gotham, and in Gotham, danger would come looking for you even if you didn't go near it. Meeting Poison Ivy: “You've hurt so many of my children. I'll turn you into flower fertilizer!” Cassius: What a huge bowl of vegetable salad! [Crunch, crunch, crunch!] Ivy: Get lost! Meeting the Joker: “A new friend? Let's play a game…” Cassius: He actually thinks I wouldn't kill him? Should I prove him wrong? (Stab) Joker: Deceased Cassius finally discovered that his golden finger let him hear villains' inner thoughts, but that didn't seem very useful. He wasn't planning to become a superhero anyway. Huh? Wasn't his original setting as a villain? Can I still switch sides now? Reader's Guide 1. The timeline serves the story. It's silly, characters may be out of character, and if you want to argue, you're right. 2. This story is non-exclusive! Yes, you read that right, non-exclusive! If you don't like non-exclusive relationships, do not read! 3. The pairing is with Tim. Tim is 17 when the protagonist meets him. Before Tim comes of age, their relationship is friendship/brotherhood; they only become a couple after he is an adult. 4. The story has both angst and sweetness, and the protagonist will face setbacks. 5. (Spoilers) Before meeting Tim, the protagonist had an ambiguous relationship with Hood that was more than friendship but less than lovers. If this bothers you, please, please, please don't read. Neither of them wronged or hurt the other; they just never met at the right time and place, and there are regrets. Hood fans are therefore advised not to read. This work is exclusively published on Jinjiang Literature City. Creating a story takes hard work, so please support the official edition. Thank you! Theme: Heroes should not be misunderstood, and courage should not go unrewarded.